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Imponderable Watercooler: High Maintenance Women

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 3:54 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS


LOL @ Mavs' cups, and at MsQ's folks being from down here. We do tend to just throw things together.

~jimi

Dew. Be. Dew. Be. Dew.

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 3:56 AM

FLYVOTE


Quote:

Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
LOL @ Mavs' cups


I wouldn't laugh at Mav's cups...



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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 4:00 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS


RAWR, y'all know what I meant.

Mavs' cups are way to nice to laugh at.

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 5:57 AM

CLEMENTINE


I was going to comment on a bunch of ideas in the thread but by the time I got to the bottom I was too distracted by the cups discussion.

Oh, yeah. Good luck Mavs!

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 6:04 AM

MSG


Hey all- sorry it took me 2 hours just to read the thread 'cause I can only read in 1 min snippets in between corralling kids:)

Mav- HUGS sweety I am so sorry about the job. I'd suggest you call/visit other retail places to see if they are hiring:)

It may be a southern thing Jonny. We don't really do recipes. All the ones I posted in the recipe thread were best guesses as to how much I used.

Ok back to kids

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 6:10 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS


mornin' Clementine

to quote a very wise man:

"I've said it before and I'll say it again: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."


~jimi

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 6:19 AM

HOBBLEIT


Afternoon all,

How's all your days going?

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 6:28 AM

MSG


oh so wise... mind you if you look around constantly you're in danger of falling off a cliff

OK I have a question. We've been discussing high maintenance women. What would you define as a high maintenance man?

I would define it as a guy who needs lots of attention and reassurance. One who's always calling and is overly jealous and possesive. One who never wants to let you go anywhere by yourself. Also, one who needs you to defer to their opinion and always agree or do what they want.

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs


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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 6:41 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS


I would say that's a pretty solid definition, MsG.


Heh, I used to be high maintenance, by that definition.

~jimi

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 6:45 AM

MSG


Yeah my husband is high maintenance:) Strangely I still love him:)
Mind you he's thoughtful and often does nice things for no reason. Like Monday I was having a bad morning where everything went wrong and he offered to get take out for dinner so I could rest when I got home...
Or buying me the Firefly companions just because:)


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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 6:48 AM

RUGBUG


Bueller? Bueller?

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 6:54 AM

MSG


LOL Rugbug

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 7:10 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS


yay for RugBug! *hugs* How are you hon?

~jimi

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 7:23 AM

MSG


Jimi are you driving to D*C?? I want to make sure some of us have cars there or I will rent one. We have much to do and see and some of it needs transpo:) HUGS

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 7:26 AM

RUGBUG


Eh, okay. Co-worker is out and I have to cover her desk. I HATE it when she's out. Not only is she the one I like most in our little room (out of five of us) but she's good at her job (the others =not so much). Add to that that she likes to call her clients and they like to call her, means Rugbug, who hates the phone and only calls clients when necessary instead fostering e-mail relationships with most, spend much of the day on the phone. Sad Rugbug, sad.

But, I did have a FANTASTIC riding lesson yesterday. And I figured out why BHAT (big headed annoying teenager) could ride this horse so easily. Her ability to keep horse calm has less to do with her than what she was asking him to do. I'm asking for a notch or two up the food chain and he's delivering it...quickly. Trainer said she keeps him 'dialed down' for some and let's some of us ask for more. Made the competitive beyotch in me feel much better. (I mostly only revel in this because BHAT thinks she's all that).

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 7:29 AM

MSG


See it's always a competition and we don't need to be better than everyone, just better than the smug and self obsessed:)



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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 7:32 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS


I am indeed driving, as it is only 100 miles away. What kinds of things did you have in mind? :) Tristan will have a car too.

Rugbug - sucks on the phones, but yay for the discovery at the riding lesson. :)

~jimi

Dew. Be. Dew. Be. Dew.

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 7:41 AM

MSG


well the Varsity for one and of course the coffee house and maybe Swann house and oh I could go on forever, but I figured some transportation would be in order:) ...plus my 27 suitcases will have to be moved ( j/k LOL)

I think I can keep it down to 2 suitcases and a vanity case....if I pack well.

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 7:41 AM

MSG


double postey goodness....argh:)

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 7:48 AM

FLYVOTE


Quote:

Originally posted by msg:
double postey goodness....argh:)

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Pirate!



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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 7:49 AM

MSG


LOL:)

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 7:50 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS


I've made this offer to Rose and I will to you as well: I can meet you at the airport and either ride with you on MARTA or drive you in my car to the Con (depending on what time of day you are getting in).


Not sure about the Swann house, but the greasy V is probably easier to get to via MARTA, as it's only a block away from a station. I would be glad to help you get around the city some, that won't be a problem (unless it conflicts with the parade or a BDH panel or other scheduled event I already have plans to attend). :)

~jimi

Dew. Be. Dew. Be. Dew.

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 7:53 AM

FLYVOTE


Quote:

Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
...ride with you on MARTA...


Who would name transportation that and not expect humorous grief?



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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 7:58 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS


We actually have another, non-PC name for the acronym (it's really bad, but very true).

~jimi

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 8:44 AM

COPILOT


Heya all! It's my birthday today! I'm 23! Yippie!

Have to work all day but it's okay. I love my job and my boss is taking me for drinks after. He's already brought me baloons and french toast. Yippie for me.

Dang I forgot what I was going to comment on I'll have to re read this darn thread.



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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 8:48 AM

COPILOT


Oh yeah the high maintanance thing. I'm extodinarlly low maintanance on the physical and financial fronts. However I require constant attention. It apparently gets exhausting for some. Oh well I give as much as I get.

Rugbug-I have a co worker who hates to answer the phone. So I do it and it's fun. I have the fakest phone voice in history but people seem to buy it. Tehe tehe.

Sorry folks I have some spelling issues today.

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 9:26 AM

MAVOURNEEN


Happy Birthday Copilot!!!


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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 10:01 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"


Just passing through before everybody leaves to say Hi! and Bye! I'm off work early today (writing from home at the moment) and will be for the rest of the week. I hear my pillow calling me right now, but may be back on later tonight. For sure tomorrow and Friday. In parting:

Quote:

Originally posted by msg:
I think I can keep it down to 2 suitcases and a vanity case....if I pack well.


Of course that's just the shoes...
Quote:

Originally posted by copilot:
Heya all! It's my birthday today! I'm 23! Yippie!
Have to work all day but it's okay. I love my job and my boss is taking me for drinks after. He's already brought me baloons and french toast. Yippie for me.


Happy Birthday, CoPilot! Jeez, you're gittin' old.
Quote:

Originally posted by Mavourneen:
Quote:

Originally posted by FlyVote:
*snip* Mav's [companion(!)] cups are exceptionally nice. *snip*


*looks down*
Why, thanks for noticing!


Quote:

Happy Birthday Copilot!!!


Coincidence? I think not! *JQ wishes he'd gotten a birthday pic* (oh, wait! I did! NM.)

Have a great rest of the day everyone (and if you look real closely, I even mixed in some self-revelatory remarks yesterday and today).

Ciao!


Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes. - Walt Whitman

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 5:19 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"


I have a headache - but I am not a high maintenance woman... I think...

I just need to be loved and someone to be loyal to me... that's all...

and lots of hugs...

and lots of reassurance that I am loved...

and lots of kisses and cuddles and...

Oh darn it! - I am high maintenance!!!!

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 11:57 PM

RIVERISMYGODDESS


mornin' Imponderables.

*glomps Magda, then showers her with hugs and es and loads of other reassurances that she is loved*

~jimi

Dew. Be. Dew. Be. Dew.

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Thursday, June 14, 2007 1:55 AM

FLYVOTE


Hi Magda! *glomp*

G'morning Jimi



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Thursday, June 14, 2007 2:24 AM

PENGUIN


Quote:

Originally posted by magdalena:
I have a headache - but I am not a high maintenance woman... I think...

I just need to be loved and someone to be loyal to me... that's all...

and lots of hugs...

and lots of reassurance that I am loved...

and lots of kisses and cuddles and...

Oh darn it! - I am high maintenance!!!!



That's not high maintenance...that's the way it should be!




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Thursday, June 14, 2007 2:57 AM

MAVOURNEEN


Morning, Cooler!

Seems things are a mite slow at the cooler lately. We need to ponder something.

Here's something incredibly silly to ponder that Husband & I discussed last night while the power was out:

Would you go 3 months without showering/bathing/using deodorant/perfume for $25,000? For $50,000? For any amount? What about for a full scholarship (guaranteed) for your child to college?

This would assume you'd have to continue your normal day to day routine- going to work (*sigh*), shopping, etc.

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Thursday, June 14, 2007 3:01 AM

NICODEMUS


Given that I'm unemployed at the moment, and the only time I'm out in public is the daily trip to the gym, I'd probably take up that offer.

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Thursday, June 14, 2007 3:08 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS


I would do it, gladly. I would probably get fired from my waiter job, but otherwise, that's easy money. It would make sure that meetings went quickly too, especially toward the end of the 3 months.

Whew, what a smell that would be though...

~jimi

Dew. Be. Dew. Be. Dew.

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Thursday, June 14, 2007 3:40 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"


Quote:

Originally posted by Mavourneen:
Morning, Cooler!

Seems things are a mite slow at the cooler lately. We need to ponder something.

Here's something incredibly silly to ponder that Husband & I discussed last night while the power was out:

Would you go 3 months without showering/bathing/using deodorant/perfume for $25,000? For $50,000? For any amount? What about for a full scholarship (guaranteed) for your child to college?

This would assume you'd have to continue your normal day to day routine- going to work (*sigh*), shopping, etc.


I'm European. People gladly pay me money to shower/bathe/use deorderant/perfume more than once every three months.

Well, I'm of European stock and upbringing. I have been fully Americanized into thinking that it is a sin to go out in public unless completely cleansed and mildly scented. But when I'm off work, the time between showers and shaves expands to fit the time alloted...

So Show Me the Money!

EDIT:
Quote:

Originally posted by Nicodemus:
Given that I'm unemployed at the moment


WHAT??? When did this happen? How did this happen?

Are there anymore of you out there? WTF is going on here? Has Michigan's economy infected the entire planet?


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Thursday, June 14, 2007 4:15 AM

FLYVOTE


Quote:

Originally posted by Mavourneen:
Would you go 3 months without showering/bathing/using deodorant/perfume for $25,000? For $50,000? For any amount? What about for a full scholarship (guaranteed) for your child to college?

This would assume you'd have to continue your normal day to day routine- going to work (*sigh*), shopping, etc.


That would be tough. Not that I smell pretty all the time, but I'd have a hard time living with myself. My morning shower is more than just getting clean, it is the "time 0" for my day. Everything mentally and emotionally starts after that.



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Thursday, June 14, 2007 4:44 AM

RUGBUG


Mornin' to all. I have a headache to Magda...my head isn't happy it got up at 5 this morning.

Quote:

Originally posted by Mavourneen:
Would you go 3 months without showering/bathing/using deodorant/perfume for $25,000? For $50,000? For any amount?



Well, I kind of did that already when my arm was broken. I did use deoderant and took sad pathetic little sponge baths everyday, but they were really sad and pathetic. And I got my hair washed once a week...and I didn't do my regular routine...so maybe I didn't do anything like that.

I guess the answer then becomes maybe. With my life (gym 3-4x/wk, riding 6x/wk, running 2x/wk) I would be very stinky, very quickly. But I suppose there is some point that you just can't get any stinkier. So once the initial level of grossness has been reached and the stink factor has plateaued, it's just about living with your stanky self...and making others live with you. I'm sure I would lose my job, so the money would have to be worth it.

My first thought was hell yeah, but after thinking it out, it would take a nice sum. Enough to get out of debt, make a VERY nice downpayment on a house is CA (and not the crappy 700 sq ft $549,999 on a busy street type like the one next door to me) with some left over for playing and such.

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Thursday, June 14, 2007 4:53 AM

FLYVOTE


Quote:

Originally posted by RugBug:
I would be very stinky, very quickly. But I suppose there is some point that you just can't get any stinkier. So once the initial level of grossness has been reached and the stink factor has plateaued, it's just about living with your stanky self...and making others live with you.

I love the way you talk dirty!



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Thursday, June 14, 2007 5:07 AM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Mavourneen:
Would you go 3 months without showering/bathing/using deodorant/perfume for $25,000? For $50,000? For any amount? What about for a full scholarship (guaranteed) for your child to college?


No to the $25,000, no to the $50,000, lol at the full scholarship (that's not even slightly fun). Though I'm sure there is an amount of money that I would do that for. Considering I can work from home with my job. So, I probably wouldn't get fired. I'd just have to avoid my friends for 3 months and not really leave the house at all. Which I could do. I'd just have to be nicely compensated.

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Thursday, June 14, 2007 5:09 AM

MAVOURNEEN


Quote:

Originally posted by FlyVote:
I love the way you talk dirty!



Holy Hannah, Fly- between here and the Bar...your mind is rolling around in the gutter!

:rollseyes:

*sigh*

Time to really look for a job...


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Thursday, June 14, 2007 5:31 AM

FLYVOTE


Quote:

Originally posted by Mavourneen:
Quote:

Originally posted by FlyVote:
I love the way you talk dirty!



Holy Hannah, Fly- between here and the Bar...your mind is rolling around in the gutter!

:rollseyes:

Ooooh! Rolling eyes! OK, OK, not funny. But I couldn't think of anything else. Stupid headache. Back to work.



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Thursday, June 14, 2007 5:37 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"


Quote:

Originally posted by RugBug:
I guess the answer then becomes maybe. With my life (gym 3-4x/wk, riding 6x/wk, running 2x/wk) I would be very stinky, very quickly. But I suppose there is some point that you just can't get any stinkier. So once the initial level of grossness has been reached and the stink factor has plateaued, it's just about living with your stanky self...and making others live with you.


I love the smell of NAPALM in the morning.

Something about the stinkiness we achieve. Sure there is the undeniable repulsive component. I mean I have walked into the wake of some folk who have downright caused a gag reflex in me.

But.

Mixed in with all of the bad swirl is something equally undeniable if less understood, which potentially has the ability not only to overcome the revulsion, but actually convert it into a nigh-inexorable attraction. Pheromones, people. In then midst of all that bacterial flatulence you would be carrying around is some good old fashioned aphrodisiac. It might be that instead of getting fired, you might get a promotion or raise as a result, depending on a couple of other factors of course.

I mean come, the Summer of Love came out of the Hippies who were prodigiously unwashed. Think about it. Hot, sweaty love is intense. Could even explain the whole Latin thing. It's always hot down there. (Latin America, not wherever you were thinking, perv.)

EDIT: So what's with all the headaches?


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Thursday, June 14, 2007 5:40 AM

FLYVOTE


Quote:

Originally posted by JonnyQuest:
Mixed in with all of the bad swirl is something equally undeniable if less understood, which potentially has the ability not only to overcome the revulsion, but actually convert it into a nigh-inexorable attraction. Pheromones, people. In then midst of all that bacterial flatulence you would be carrying around is some good old fashioned aphrodisiac. It might be that instead of getting fired, you might get a promotion or raise as a result, depending on a couple of other factors of course.

I mean come, the Summer of Love came out of the Hippies who were prodigiously unwashed. Think about it. Hot, sweaty love is intense. Could even explain the whole Latin thing. It's always hot down there. (Latin America, not wherever you were thinking, perv,)


You have a pretty mouth.



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Thursday, June 14, 2007 5:57 AM

RUGBUG


Quote:

Originally posted by FlyVote:
Quote:

Originally posted by Mavourneen:
Quote:

Originally posted by FlyVote:
I love the way you talk dirty!



Holy Hannah, Fly- between here and the Bar...your mind is rolling around in the gutter!

:rollseyes:

Ooooh! Rolling eyes! OK, OK, not funny. But I couldn't think of anything else. Stupid headache. Back to work.



Heh...I thought it was funny...'course I'm only getting gutter-light because I don't frequent the Bar.

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Thursday, June 14, 2007 6:04 AM

CHRISMOORHEAD


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Would you go 3 months without showering/bathing/using deodorant/perfume for $25,000? For $50,000? For any amount? What about for a full scholarship (guaranteed) for your child to college?


Already done it. It ain't so bad when you're outside the wire, but you really realize how bad the stink is the first time you and 16 other guys get back inside a cramped hooch before any of you get a chance to shower.

I might have violated the rules a little, though. Out of neseccity to avoid crotch and swamp rot (lovely names, aren't they?) I made sure that those two areas got at least a small amount of my daily water rations.

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Bringer of the valiant dead who died but never yielded,
Carry we who die in battle over land and sea,
Across the rainbow bridge to Valhalla,
Odin's waiting for me.

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Thursday, June 14, 2007 6:26 AM

MAVOURNEEN


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Originally posted by ChrisMoorhead:
Already done it.



Oops, sorry- should have quantified.

Military Ops don't count. I'm talking non military real world, going to the Jimmy Cone on Saturday afternoon (and you thought I never make it up to Damascus!), grocery shopping type of activities.

Husband brought this up last night - being a former Marine and all, he said he'd not have thought twice about it in his 20's but in his 40's...

(Husband was one of those retards who was sent to Panama in the 80's to oust Noriega and they blasted him with Twisted Sister music. Ironic, no?)

So sorry - put aside the military part of you, if possible.

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Thursday, June 14, 2007 7:17 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"


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Originally posted by RugBug:
Heh...I thought it was funny...'course I'm only getting gutter-light because I don't frequent the Bar.


You'd be a big hit there...

And really, with all these cybermones in the air (check out the picture threads-or lack of threads--if you need more proof), I'm kinda wishing I wuz more "athletic" like you. The better to stalk you with.

As to the perception of dirty and/or gutter, as CMH's post demonstrates, even if not included, Smelly is in the nostril of the besniffer. I would gladyl put up with the uber smell of the Browncoat mob just to be in their company, rather than the perfumed a**es of those of high breeding (=pretension) or people of power without accountability.

Any day.


Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes. - Walt Whitman

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