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Imponderable Water Cooler- As Jonny Mandates So Shall It BE

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Monday, April 2, 2007 4:50 AM

MSG


New thread here


Old thread here
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=27843&m=473212#473212

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Monday, April 2, 2007 4:52 AM

FLYVOTE


Question for MSG - Are you and the MR trying for a baby? The reason I ask is that I don't want you to be discouraged. Just recently found out that my wife's pretzel plumbing made the fact that we had one pretty much a small miracle. Keep the faith. (And the fun is in the trying. )


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Monday, April 2, 2007 4:52 AM

PENGUIN


Firsties!!!!

DARN!!




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Monday, April 2, 2007 4:57 AM

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Monday, April 2, 2007 4:57 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"


All confused and st.

Does "q"ing a post disqualify it from firstiness?


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Monday, April 2, 2007 4:58 AM

FLYVOTE


Quote:

Originally posted by Penguin:
Firsties!!!!

DARN!!







Sorry!

to me, because I started one whole letter of a reply and mashed my fingers on the keyboard. Made a post faster than you only by mistake. So I got "Firsties", but I won't take undue credit for it.


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Monday, April 2, 2007 4:59 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"


yeah...but Flyvote didn't even write a word - so I think Penguin deserves firsties IMO...

I can really feel the love by the way guys - and thanks for all of it... you have no idea what it means to me!!

Thank you so much MsG!! And Mav's I am so glad that Carson's birthday went well!! I did think of you fleetingly - it was a full weekend... thank you too Honey!!

DTH!! I loves you heaps too!!

So - I am going to bed - I love you and have missed you all!!

EDIT: Flyvote that is very big of you - I will give you honorary firsties in my book coz of your good sportsmanship!!



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Monday, April 2, 2007 5:00 AM

FLYVOTE


Quote:

Originally posted by JonnyQuest:
All confused and st.

Does "q"ing a post disqualify it from firstiness?





I'll leave it to you to write the Firsties FAQ.


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Monday, April 2, 2007 5:02 AM

ZEEK


grrrr MsG pulled the thread out from under me while I was posting...

*copy*
*paste*
Quote:

Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
OK Men, answer this imponderable.

I have this profile on a singles site. Several months ago a gentleman contacted me and I responded. Then nothing. Out of the blue a couple of days ago he responds saying gee he is really sorry, blah blah blah but if I am the forgiving type he hopes to hear from me. SO I repsond with an email. He writes a short one back saying he has added me to his im contacts and hopes to hear from me. The next night I say hey on IM, he responds for a few minutes then has to go to bed as he gets up early, hopes to chat later. OK. couple of nights later I say hey again, we chat for a while then he has to go again.

And now nothing, So um WHY bother emailing me in the first place?


What comes to mind for me is that he's got you on the back burner. He probably sent out feeler emails or whatever to a bunch of girls on the site. He would obviously have a ranking in his head of who he's most interested in. Apparently one of them bit and so he immediately focused on them and left you hanging. That probably went south so he came back and picked up all the loose ends again. Maybe another higher ranked hottie bit again and he's throwing you right back on the back burner.

So, yeah like HK (who responded to a question to men btw) said, he's a dick.

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Monday, April 2, 2007 5:02 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"


Quote:

Originally posted by magdalena:
So - I am going to bed - I love you and have missed you all!!


Of course. I get here and the party leaves.



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Monday, April 2, 2007 5:07 AM

PENGUIN


Good night dear one!




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Monday, April 2, 2007 5:13 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE


Quote:

Originally posted by JonnyQuest:
Quote:

Originally posted by magdalena:
So - I am going to bed - I love you and have missed you all!!


Of course. I get here and the party leaves.



Hey! I'm standing right here!

you too, Magda! Sweet dreams!




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Monday, April 2, 2007 5:14 AM

TINADOLL


I *post* therefore I am...ok..



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Monday, April 2, 2007 5:16 AM

FLYVOTE


Quote:

Originally posted by magdalena:
EDIT: Flyvote that is very big of you - I will give you honorary firsties in my book coz of your good sportsmanship!!



I gratefully and humbly accept any honor that you bestow upon me.

I type too slow to ever really get firsties. From now on I'll just mash my fingers on the keyboard in hopes of gaining honored and illustrious stature. Or accidentally resetting my PC, whichever is more likely.


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Monday, April 2, 2007 5:17 AM

MSG


Night Magda....check your cell:)

Flyvote- yes we've been trying, though it my just be that I'll have to be a spectacular aunt instead of a mommy, but since I have hundreds of students to mommy it will all work out:)

Penguin- hugs and sorry about the firsties thing:)

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Monday, April 2, 2007 5:17 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"


Quote:

Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
Hey! I'm standing right here!


Then quit using your cloak of invisibility so that we may know this! 'Cause like, you know, we wanna see you...
Quote:

Originally posted by Tinadoll:
I *post* therefore I am...ok..



BUNNIES!!


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Monday, April 2, 2007 5:21 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE


*frowns* But I don't have a cloak of invis- Ooohhh... wait... I've been observing Hells Kitten closely and trying to learn her ninjakitty ways. Guess it's working

*vanishes*




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Monday, April 2, 2007 5:21 AM

TINADOLL


Yea! And Jayne,the biggest fluffiest bunny of them all





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Monday, April 2, 2007 5:22 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"


Quote:

Originally posted by msg:
Flyvote- yes we've been trying, though it my just be that I'll have to be a spectacular aunt instead of a mommy, but since I have hundreds of students to mommy it will all work out:)


And a terrific auntie you are! Loverly new little niece!!

Seems like so much to catch up on. While I was away, it seems all hell has broken loose. Which is twice surprising since I was not the cause.




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Monday, April 2, 2007 5:23 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"


Quote:

Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
I've been observing Hells Kitten closely.


We've all done that. It'll make you go blind. That's not quite the same as invisibility, ninja or not...



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Monday, April 2, 2007 5:25 AM

MSG


OH the chaos....it's game day. Kids playing board games all loud and giggly...save me

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Monday, April 2, 2007 5:30 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE


*jumps through the window of MSG's classroom in her superhero costume, smashing the glass*

Never fear! I shall rescue you!

*grabs MSG and jumps out the window again, leaving stunned students in her wake*

*beat*

*carrys MSG very gently back in through the window*

Ow! Quit hitting me! Ow! Stoppit! Ow! You said you wanted to be saved! Ow!




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Monday, April 2, 2007 5:31 AM

FLYVOTE


Quote:

Originally posted by msg:
Flyvote- yes we've been trying, though it my just be that I'll have to be a spectacular aunt instead of a mommy, but since I have hundreds of students to mommy it will all work out:)



It isn't my business at all, so if talking about it bothers you, please let me know and I won't mention another word.

In reading through many random messages on this site I remember seeing that you were trying. I was thinking about my boy FlyvoteJr and just how unlikely his conception was. Found out recently from MrsFlyvote's OB/GYN about how unlikely conception would be given her inner architecture. And it made me think of your efforts.

But it happened, somehow, and we had one child. Fantastic kid, that FlyvoteJr. I can not imagine a day without him. I can't say enough good things about him.

So don't give up. Don't settle for "aunty". Do what it takes to have a fantastic kid of your own. You can't love them enough, and the more that you do, the better they are.



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Monday, April 2, 2007 5:33 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE


Oh and on the baby-making topic, I have good news for you! Recent studies show that eating ice cream is a great way to get pregnant

Having sex helps too, of course... but apparently fatty dairy stuff is hugely helpful. Which is why they think so many women have issues getting pregnant, since so many people go for dairy free diets.




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Monday, April 2, 2007 5:36 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"


Quote:

Originally posted by msg:
OH the chaos....it's game day. Kids playing board games all loud and giggly...save me





Just let me know which one(s) you need help with.


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Monday, April 2, 2007 5:39 AM

FLYVOTE


Quote:

Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
Oh and on the baby-making topic, I have good news for you! Recent studies show that eating ice cream is a great way to get pregnant




I'll buy the first big scoop for MSG!

Then I get credit for the child. Yes MRG might be the biological father but Flyvote is the Godfather of Soft Serve.


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Monday, April 2, 2007 5:51 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"


Quote:

Originally posted by FlyVote:
Flyvote is the Godfather of Soft Serve. :smile


Better run that by FMF; as title bestower she might want a say in this.

Plus, "Soft Serve" doesn't sound quite right in this context...


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Monday, April 2, 2007 5:52 AM

ZEEK


Quote:

Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
Oh and on the baby-making topic, I have good news for you! Recent studies show that eating ice cream is a great way to get pregnant


I've always heard getting drunk in a shady bar helps too. But, I'd probably stick to the ice cream thing.


Speaking of ice cream I can't even find Stephen Colbert's new Ben and Jerry's flavor anywhere. I wants it.

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Monday, April 2, 2007 5:54 AM

FLYVOTE


Quote:

Originally posted by JonnyQuest:
Better run that by FMF; as title bestower she might want a say in this.



That would be more honors in one day than I could handle.

Quote:


Plus, "Soft Serve" doesn't sound quite right in this context...



Touche. Or touchy.


Or not.


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Monday, April 2, 2007 5:57 AM

MSG


LOL Jonny you are so scary and funny!!! That was great.

Oh and nice saving folks... I guess it's just a teacher impulse. We want everyone sitting quietly and working...weirds us out if they aren't ( even if we're the one letting them play)

Flyvote- oh it doesn't bug me to talk about it, it's just getting less and less likely and there are some time and money limitations involved in the procreating for us...plus MrG isn't all that keen on it in the first place, so we shall see. However, I make one heck of an aunt and I love teaching too, so I've got lots of opportunities to mommy

...speaking of which I have to go break up a checkers argument before it gets bloody

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Monday, April 2, 2007 5:59 AM

FLYVOTE


Quote:

Originally posted by Zeek:
I've always heard getting drunk in a shady bar helps too.



I've never gotten pregnant by being drink in a shady bar, have you? I didn't think so.


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Monday, April 2, 2007 6:00 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"


Quote:

Originally posted by Zeek:
Speaking of ice cream I can't even find Stephen Colbert's new Ben and Jerry's flavor anywhere. I wants it.


Dood. What's your zip code?


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Monday, April 2, 2007 6:03 AM

TINADOLL


Sorry Zeek- I think that flavor is for Blue states only!



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Monday, April 2, 2007 6:10 AM

FLYVOTE


Quote:

Originally posted by msg:
Flyvote- oh it doesn't bug me to talk about it, it's just getting less and less likely and there are some time and money limitations involved in the procreating for us...plus MrG isn't all that keen on it in the first place, so we shall see. However, I make one heck of an aunt and I love teaching too, so I've got lots of opportunities to mommy



On the flip side of the coin there appear to be people that demonstrate their ability to breed in vast numbers without demonstrating any ability to parent.

My wife and I didn't want kids after we married. We waited about ten years before we decided that we wanted to raise a child. We are glad that we did because we wouldn't have made great parents right away. Now I think we are doing a pretty good job.

You teach kids about the age of my son? FlyvoteJr is 11. But he is more of an adult than many of the high-school age kids that I know. Damn well balanced. I'm sure you'd like him.


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Monday, April 2, 2007 6:15 AM

MSG


hmmm shady bar + ice cream sounds lovely

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Monday, April 2, 2007 6:17 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS


Quote:

Originally posted by FlyVote:
I've never gotten pregnant by being drink in a shady bar, have you? I didn't think so.


Nope, me neither ...


Quote:

Originally posted by Tinadoll:
Sorry Zeek- I think that flavor is for Blue states only!


If I wasn't sitting at my Alliance-job desk in the middle of one of the 'reddest' states in the US, I would be laughing so hard right now. :)

~jimi
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Monday, April 2, 2007 6:25 AM

ODDSBODSKINS


You know, I'm sure i remember Joss going on record as saying the alliance wasn't, actually, all that bad, they were pretty liberal, and actually did bring alot of good stuff. I suppose a less demented version of the Roman Empire, with legal marajuana. (actually I doubt if the Roman's outlawed it, but then I also doubt if it was all that common there)

Oh! And I wanted to say! Love your new Av DTH xD

Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things.
Many of them were driven to these things by a horrible force called Music.

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Monday, April 2, 2007 6:26 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"


Quote:

Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
If I wasn't sitting at my Alliance-job desk in the middle of one of the 'reddest' states in the US, I would be laughing so hard right now. :)


Just pretend you're watching bad porn. Nobody will notice.


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Monday, April 2, 2007 6:28 AM

MSG


OK what is the difference between good porn and bad porn??? I mean seriously it's porn. It's not like there are great stories, good acting, etc...so what exactly would the criteria be for "good" porn?

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Monday, April 2, 2007 6:32 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS


Quote:

Originally posted by msg:
OK what is the difference between good porn and bad porn??? I mean seriously it's porn. It's not like there are great stories, good acting, etc...so what exactly would the criteria be for "good" porn?



It would have to deal with camera angles, and also how much they are getting into it. Some is very badly faked, to the point of no longer appearing "real". Really, good and bad are relative depending on the viewer.

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Monday, April 2, 2007 6:35 AM

ZEEK


Quote:

Originally posted by JonnyQuest:
Quote:

Originally posted by Zeek:
Speaking of ice cream I can't even find Stephen Colbert's new Ben and Jerry's flavor anywhere. I wants it.


Dood. What's your zip code?


I've checked the locator. There are only a few lame grocery stores that carry it. The major chain around here is called HEB. Which for some reason Ben and Jerry's decided to rename H E BUTT on their site. I'm not even joking about that. I guess they don't like that store too much.

I do have an actual ben and jerry's store within walking distance from my work though. So, I guess I could see if they have some there. I love that show. Must support it in sugary goodness form.

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Monday, April 2, 2007 6:35 AM

FLYVOTE


Quote:

Originally posted by msg:
OK what is the difference between good porn and bad porn??? I mean seriously it's porn. It's not like there are great stories, good acting, etc...so what exactly would the criteria be for "good" porn?




It's funny to see the phrase "soft porn". I guess like "soft serve". I'll be the Godfather of Soft Serve Porn, then.


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Monday, April 2, 2007 6:37 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"


Quote:

Originally posted by msg:
OK what is the difference between good porn and bad porn??? I mean seriously it's porn. It's not like there are great stories, good acting, etc...so what exactly would the criteria be for "good" porn?


Trying to keep our PG13 rating on this site is exceedingly difficult. RIMG (HI!!) summed it up pretty good I guess, but I wouldn't be so technical. Poor engineers. To me the line is simple (or it would be if I had ever seen any, which i haven't ). Either it makes you laugh, or it makes you want to, er, you know.


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Monday, April 2, 2007 6:40 AM

TINADOLL


Quote:

Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
Quote:

Originally posted by msg:
OK what is the difference between good porn and bad porn??? I mean seriously it's porn. It's not like there are great stories, good acting, etc...so what exactly would the criteria be for "good" porn?



It would have to deal with camera angles, and also how much they are getting into it. Some is very badly faked, to the point of no longer appearing "real". Really, good and bad are relative depending on the viewer.



Glad i made someone laugh today. I believe "bad" porn= Bad music ,crap lighting,bad acting,and cheesy sex..I mean if they drag out a copy of "Take it off" in the middle of a party -its bad porn. But if you find it under your boyfriends bed or in his VCR- Good porn

..not that i know anything about that...



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Monday, April 2, 2007 6:43 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"


Quote:

Originally posted by FlyVote:
It's funny to see the phrase "soft porn". I guess like "soft serve". I'll be the Godfather of Soft Serve Porn, then.


My head spins.

Full serve, self serve, soft serve, fast serve...

So many serivces so little time.


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Monday, April 2, 2007 9:24 AM

MAVOURNEEN


Arrrgh. It's about time the site came back up!

I, too, was wondering about the difference between good and bad porn. The production values? The acting (or lack thereof)?

On a completely different thought...I dropped my most favorite Stila pressed powder and it broke into a jillion pieces.

Jonny...you need to make time for these services, man! Make the time!

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Monday, April 2, 2007 9:24 AM

FLYVOTE


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It's funny to see the phrase "soft porn". I guess like "soft serve". I'll be the Godfather of Soft Serve Porn, then.


My head spins.

Full serve, self serve, soft serve, fast serve...

So many serivces so little time.




I like 'em mixed.


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Monday, April 2, 2007 9:28 AM

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Originally posted by Mavourneen:

I, too, was wondering about the difference between good and bad porn. The production values? The acting (or lack thereof)?




Used to think that there was good porn, but now, meh. The good stuff is in my head. (Don't read anything in to that.)


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Monday, April 2, 2007 9:36 AM

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Originally posted by JonnyQuest:
Full serve, self serve, soft serve, fast serve...

So many serivces so little time.


haha which makes me think of a survey I got emailed at work today. They didn't describe what it was for right away and the first question was asking how I rank the reproduction services at work. I was like "very disappointed". Comments: "I didn't even know we offered those types of services here. If I had known I'd get serviced all the time."

Then I read farther and figured out that they're talking about copying services.

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Monday, April 2, 2007 9:45 AM

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Originally posted by Mavourneen:

On a completely different thought...I dropped my most favorite Stila pressed powder and it broke into a jillion pieces.




Sorry to hear about that. My wife breaks that type of thing (I had to google it) often enough that she has changed to powder rather than solid. Did that description make sense? You can't break powder...


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