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Frosting the Laundry OR the Random Euphemism Generator

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 8:55 AM

MAVOURNEEN



http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism


A few I've gotten today:

Let's just say I had a lot to learn about widening the royal Welsh cactus.

Shut the door! I'm huffing the trout!

Instead, she spent the night alone, cramming the groovy groceries.

Post your random Euphemism Here!



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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 9:33 AM

MILFORD


He normally shut his eyes while parting the salty raisin.

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Leaning into the wind that used to carry me-Stavesacre

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 10:28 AM

BROWNIEGIRL


I couldn't resist:

Shut the door! I'm beating the popstar!

Like most guys his age, he wasn't above
playing hide the porcelain puppy.


(had to add the second one)

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 10:30 AM

MSG


Sadly my school blocked the site as obscene and tasteless so I'll have to wait until I get home:)

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."- Albright



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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 10:35 AM

CALLMESERENITY


The last time I saw him, he was spending the sloppy goggles.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 10:36 AM

MAVOURNEEN


They were hoping the neighbors couldn't see them
playing hide the batmobile.

That's Bat-tastic!


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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 10:41 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


Here's the one I got .Thanks Mav, this is very funny.

She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were warming up the otter's pop star.



Bryce
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 10:51 AM

GLADIATOR32


"You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were punching the buttery eggplant."

Wow, that's pretty nasty...



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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 11:03 AM

CALLMESERENITY


This really amuses me.

Of course, back in my day we called it tucking into the syndrome.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 11:06 AM

HOBBLEIT


gargling the smurfy v-chip

what the hell?

"did the titanic bend? No!"
http://www.myspace.com/muddy_waters

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 1:51 PM

SWEETSERENDIPITY


Oh no! This is what I got.

Returning after her mysterious disappearance, she sheepishly admitted she had been
burning the captain.

Deb


http://serendipityagain.com/

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 1:58 PM

DAVESHAYNE


You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were

tainting the blazing microphone.

Edit: to add this gem,

I couldn't believe my best friend was actually

hot gluing the sheriff.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 3:07 PM

NICODEMUS


I'm not sure I want to know how many FF-related ones could be found, but here's two:

Needless to say, I promptly began absorbing the bald badger.

I couldn't believe my luck as she started shaking hands with the mule.


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From blowing open locked fridges, to destroying Alliance gun emplacements, it's all fun for me.
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 3:48 PM

FLORALBUNNY


...can't beat pulling the Captain's plow.
Right straight from the show, no generator
required, unless you're countin' YoSaffBridge.

But wottheheck, let's hear it for obscene
and tasteless. Permaybehaps we'll be inspired
to build our own, as close to Joss-style as
we can get.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 3:55 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.


"In fifty years, would people of our age still call it harvesting the salty elves?"



"I couldn't believe my best friend was actually
munching the pope's flying goodness."

Again,

"This unique and colorful custom is referred to as
transmitting the raccoon."

I think I'm done for... forever.

---
Forsaken Lurker (at least when it comes to the RWED)

http://www.wunschliste.de/index.pl?vote&r=09 - Vote Firefly (but only once a week, so they all count)!

(by Kelai)

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 4:46 PM

DEEPGIRL187


Too funny.

Here's mine:

"She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were hammering the dowel."

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"So long and goodnight."

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 4:57 PM

MARINA


I love this thread!

I received, "This is not an appropriate place for denting the big darkness."

Hear, hear! Any reference to being "appropriate" just makes me think "Jaynestown" + Simon and that = super shiny.

Don't make faces.

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 6:31 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


Every morning, he woke up normalizing the big bus.

The friendly men spent an enjoyable afternoon smothering the sloppy pocket longshoreman.


----
Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original


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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 6:51 PM

JADEHAND


Appropriate:
" He normally shut his eyes while
flogging the area."

odd:
" They found him naked in the alley behind the bar,
conjuring the lucky poetic alien."


" Halfway through the project, Frank looked like he had been
corrupting the biscuits."

Dear Buddha:
" Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend.
charging the Buddha!"

"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
Neverland(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.



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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 10:49 PM

SHAMELESS


Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend.
blowing the big robot!

Well, isn't that... special.

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RPG launcher bought in third world country illegally - $10
Landmines - $50 per
Attack/track dogs bred 1st class - $250-500 per
Highpowered assault rifles - $600 per
The look on your face when I show up on your doorstep with a bigfoot - ... Priceless

When watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban in theaters:
In the Shrieking Shack, with Sirius Black (Quote #1) and Harry Potter (Quote #2):
"It's Jesus!"
"Harry Potter's the AntiChrist!"

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 11:09 PM

BABYWITHTHEPOWER


She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were cleaning the pope's yam.

And

Hey! Who's been cramming the technicolor pop star?!

And of course

They were hoping the neighbors couldn't see them double-parking the purple wax sausage.

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I'll be in my bunk.
XO of the 76th Battalion http://76thbattalion.homestead.com/index.html
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Thursday, December 14, 2006 5:24 AM

MAVOURNEEN


Following a yucky morning, I feel the need to get a randomly generated euphemism.

This unique and colorful custom is referred to as
frosting the big proverbial marbles.


*faith in mankind & the Internet...restored*




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Thursday, December 14, 2006 6:37 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE


These are my results:

* You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were running down the four-legged god.

* You should have seen him playing spin the wee trout.

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Thursday, December 14, 2006 6:37 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE


These are my results:

* You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were running down the four-legged god.

* You should have seen him playing spin the wee trout.

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Thursday, December 14, 2006 6:37 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE


Gah.. Double post.. Move along.. Nothing to see here..

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Friday, December 15, 2006 10:12 AM

MAVOURNEEN


Meh, I'm bored. - 45 minutes left before the weekend is here.


Returning after her mysterious disappearance, she sheepishly admitted she had been burping the perpetual pocket robot.


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