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THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #51

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 12:58 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


Hey all!

Round 50 was amazing! Of course, as per usual only one can come out on top, and this past rounds winner is:

ASARIAN!



SUMMER:"No touching."

/\/\/\/\/\

CONGRATS!

And now round 51!



MAL:"You put your right hand in...."

ZOE:"I don't think that'll work, sir."

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 1:11 PM

13


Mal: Why do they call 'em fingers, anyway? They ain't even finging! No, wait...

(Yes, I know it isn't original!)


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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 1:19 PM

MUTT999


Zoe: "Sir, do you think now is a good time to be doing your mime in a box routine?"

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"That's the buffet table."
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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 1:32 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?




Zoe: Cap'n. Didn't you say drinking that stuff would make you go blind.
Mal: I didn't... think... You are one fine lookin' woman!
Zoe: Jayne! Thats not the Mule! It's A mule.
Jayne: (laughing) Hey there. mooooo

OR

Zoe: errr Cap'n, can't this wait!?!
Mal: But, Yoda said this would work!





latest vid


the lyrics http://www.greenplastic.com/lyrics/lucky.php

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 2:49 PM

ROGUE7


Zoe: "Cap'n... What are you-"
Mal: "Hush! I'm using the force!"
Zoe: "Riiiiight..."

-
I can slam a revolving door
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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 3:02 PM

ROGUE7


Mal: "Woah! Easy there Simon.. What the hell do you think you're doin' to my mechanic!?"
Zoe: *Sigh* "Just look away Cap'n.."

-
I can slam a revolving door
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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 3:35 PM

MUTT999


Mal: "Watch! Watch how I can control the wind to mess up your hair while mine stays perfectly straight!"
Zoe: "Take a step back sir."

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"That's the buffet table."
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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 4:10 PM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
Hey all!

Round 50 was amazing! Of course, as per usual only one can come out on top, and this past rounds winner is:

ASARIAN!




Yay! I won one! :)

Quote:








MAL: I've seen the Shepherd do it; how hard can it be?
ZOE: Thanks for the reenactment, Sir. But I'm still not clear on this whole benediction thing.


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 4:15 PM

TPAGE


Zoë: Sir, what's that awful stench?
Mal: *snicker* he he



And if someday on some little piss-ant moon/My hand is a little too slow, or my aim a little bit off/At least I’ll go down fighting, not lying abed surrounded by quacks - "Sir Warrick" by Geezer

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 4:15 PM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA


Stupid double post. The lower one's the one you want.

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 4:15 PM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA


"Jayne, we said no to the you gettin' nekkid thing!!!"

Oh by the way, congrats Asarian.

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 4:45 PM

DAVESHAYNE




SHOUT! A Little Bit Softer Now
Shout! A little bit softer now
Shout. A little bit softer now
shout, a little bit softer now....

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 5:30 PM

PUMAMANREDUX





(os) "No you didn't say "Mother may I", so take one step back"

or

(Mal) "So this is a temporal abnormality"
(Zoe) "Wrong series ..."

or

(os singing of Unchained Melody is heard)


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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 6:23 PM

FLORALBUNNY


MAL: Down, boy. Down!
ZOE: Uhhh, what is it, sir?
MAL: Hope it's something "Down" works on...

bun
~Bastards blessed my turtle~

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 7:45 PM

MAZAEN


Mal: The promoters didn't say this circus was this hands on. Stay there nice lion.

Zoe: I think Wash is in a worse predictament over there sir. He's being juggled by some geese.


or

Mal: This firefly series ship is shiny. This ship sounds like a wild horse and how 'bout this one Zoe?

Zoe: mmm I'm still not sure sir. How about buying that killer bee ship over there? The killer bee ship's in good working order. I didn't see any bolts missing on that one.

Mal: I don't know. I think this ship's got so much spirit and it's so shiny.





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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 7:45 PM

JORJAREYNOLDS



Mal backs away from the brown mule in front of him.

ZOE: What exactly did you say to that Mule, Sir? 'Cause that look in his eyes isn't the look of hate rather the look of love.

MAL: I simply said what a shiny ass.

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 8:30 PM

VERSEEXPLORER




Mal: Ooooo, look at that flowing cotton dress in the store window.
Zoe: You've got to be kidding.


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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 8:43 PM

CHOO1701




Mal: Everybody stay calm, i know how to tame a Killer Bunny...

or

Zoe: cloaking device?
Mal: yeah i used it on Inara
*SMACK*

or

Zoe: Sir, your NOT David Blaine

and

Zoe: You know these milk runs would be easier WITHOUT the cow part...


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TRAIN!!!

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 9:14 PM

VERSEEXPLORER




Gina: You really opened a MySpace account?
Nathan: Ya' it's soooo coool. I've got over 3000 friends!

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 9:28 PM

CHOO1701




Mal: can you feel all that love Zoe? huh? Can ya? Its so warm and shiny.
Zoe: Sir? have you been taking Rivers medication again? And why is Jayne talking to a horse?

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TRAIN!!!

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 9:33 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER


Quote:

[B}And now round 51!



MAL:"You put your right hand in...."

ZOE:"I don't think that'll work, sir."




Ok...how's about this:

Mal: Step right up! Step right up! See the mighty Amazon Warrioress perform her ritualistic intimidation ceremony!

Zoe: Sir....when I find the joy buzzer you had Wash hide, I think we'll be having....

*Zoe arches backward*

Literature has shown us some of humanity's greatest achievements; history, some of our greatest failures -- Alun Lewis

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 11:02 PM

CHOO1701




MAL: and i have nothing up my sleeves- (whispering) Where is your husband with my gorram spaceship!!!
Zoe: he said something about "Jurassic Park"

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TRAIN!!!

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Thursday, November 16, 2006 1:22 PM

SICKDUDE



Zoe: Sir, you do NOT have an invisible plane.
Mal: I know I left it here somewhere....

(FloralB, hilarious as always!)



"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

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Thursday, November 16, 2006 10:54 PM

CHOO1701


Zoe's spider senses were tingling. Wash has mixed the whites with the colours again...

(hehe..if you can do Wonder Women )

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TRAIN!!!

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Thursday, November 16, 2006 11:48 PM

DESKTOPHIPPIE




Mal and Zoe never did get the hang of doing the macarena




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Friday, November 17, 2006 2:09 AM

DEBBIE


singing the song from Santa Claus is coming to town:
Mal: Put one foot in front of the other...

Zoe: Sir I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.

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Friday, November 17, 2006 2:14 AM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:







Or,

MAL: Wish I could help ya, Zoe, but I'm drying my nails.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, November 17, 2006 2:23 AM

CHOO1701




Zoe suddenly realized that mis-using the force and slinky underwear DID NOT MIX!!!

or

While Mal distracted the guards with magic tricks, Jayne would climb the outside of the building and sneek into the safe room on the top floor. Well...that was the plan at least...

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TRAIN!!!

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Friday, November 17, 2006 3:49 AM

DEBBIE


Zoe: Thought you weren't planin on the dirt kissin sir.

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Friday, November 17, 2006 3:55 AM

DEBBIE


Mal: 1- 2- 3- 4- 5, 5 yep counted 5 fingers. I'm O.K.

Zoe: Kissin girls again captain?

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Friday, November 17, 2006 4:03 AM

SABRI3L




Mal: These are not the browncoats you are looking for

or

Mal: Just picture it Zoe, 3000 people and they all want to meet ME

Zoe: Sir, Half the souls we meet try to shoot you or turn you in. You might want to rethink knowing 3000 people.

Knitter of Cunning Jayne Hats


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Friday, November 17, 2006 8:52 AM

JPSTARGAZER




Mal: "See Zoe, and then I wax off! Mr. Miyagi was right, he was teaching me karate all along!"
Zoe (confused): "Sir?"

OR

Upon the first extraterrestrial visit to the 'Verse:
Zoe: "I wouldn't touch that if..."
Mal: "It's alright, I have experience with slimy alien creatures. You better cover your mouth..."

OR

Gina stood watch while Nathan crept in to scare Joss, however, Summer beat him to the punch and cured Joss' hiccups with her brain.




"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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Friday, November 17, 2006 9:09 AM

SICKDUDE



Mal: See, I'm the Decider. He-he.

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

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Friday, November 17, 2006 9:21 AM

MSG


Quote:







Mal: Ok I left the ship right here I swear!
Zoe: (muttering) My man wouldn't have left the keys in the ship.
Mal: What was that?
Zoe: Sir, I said I'm sure it was the gorram reavers, nothin' you could have done
Mal: Damn right you did

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."- Albright



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Friday, November 17, 2006 12:50 PM

SICKDUDE



Mal: ...and what does this make me?
Zoe: A Big Damn Mime, sir???


"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

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Friday, November 17, 2006 4:23 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA





Mal: Ok guys, so check this out. We're there all nekkid and it's juuust starting to get hot and steamy when she slips her tong.....

Zoe: If you even finish that sentence I will hurt you. It happened once and I was drunk.

Mal: Then I feel her hand......


If I'm a bitch, then life just got interesting

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Friday, November 17, 2006 8:51 PM

CHOO1701




Mal always tried to cover it up when he broke wind...sometimes with mime powers.

and

Zoe: is that a polar bear?

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TRAIN!!!

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Friday, November 17, 2006 9:31 PM

VERSEEXPLORER




Nathan: I'm going to stretch my hand like this and place it in cement at Grauman's Chinese Theater.
Gina: Being a bit optimistic?


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Saturday, November 18, 2006 1:30 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:






Mal: Zoe, I think I found a force...

Zoe: (BONK) OW, my face!

Mal:...field

---------------------------------------------
How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Saturday, November 18, 2006 2:11 AM

CHOO1701




Mal had a really hard time beleving he could only see FOUR FINGERS!!

and

Zoe: a little lost sir?
Mal: trust me, this sight beyond sight will work...

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TRAIN!!!

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Saturday, November 18, 2006 2:49 AM

WALRUS





That game of "chubby bubbies" Mal played with Kaylee the night before caught up with him at a very inconvenient moment.

.~.OR.~.

Zoe : "Sir, what are you doing ?"
Mal : "I'm telling you Zoe, If you squint like this and sort of lean... Like this... Jayne looks like a woman... Well... Womanish"


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Saturday, November 18, 2006 4:07 AM

THEFIREFLYSERENITY


Mal: Whoa, now, put the BB gun down.
Zoe: Sir, that’s a real gun!

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Saturday, November 18, 2006 7:17 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?




Mal: I'm thinking we'll rise again. *few moments pass* AHEM, I'M THINKING... WE'LL RISE AGAIN! Ok. heh Just messin' around. To Unification Day!


latest vid


the lyrics http://www.greenplastic.com/lyrics/lucky.php

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Sunday, November 19, 2006 2:13 PM

KELAI




ZOE: You see, sir, I told you not to mess with kids anymore. They have GUNS now.


--

//breathe today So many lies s w i r l i n g
All A R O U N D You
you're S U F F O C A T I N G
the e m p t y shape in Y O U
s t e a l s your b r e a t h

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Sunday, November 19, 2006 10:52 PM

FLORALBUNNY


NATHAN: Whoa, Joss, what is this on our set?
Is it that Hellmouth I've been hearing about?
GINA: Looks to me like the entrance to the
Reaver Petting Zoo.




bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~

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Tuesday, November 21, 2006 5:23 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


bump!

voting will be up in a few hours!



/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

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Tuesday, November 21, 2006 5:42 PM

FLORALBUNNY


GINA: You just shook hands with a Fox executive...
NATHAN: I know, I know. Counting my fingers right now.

bun
~Fox execs singed my turtle~

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Tuesday, November 21, 2006 8:07 PM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by FloralBunny:
GINA: You just shook hands with a Fox executive...
NATHAN: I know, I know. Counting my fingers right now.

bun
~Fox execs singed my turtle~



Yours are, as always, hilarious. :)


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Wednesday, November 22, 2006 7:12 PM

FLORALBUNNY


asarian:
Yours are, as always, hilarious. :)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And yours aren't exactly losers, are
they? ::-)
I think we all do a splendid job, really.
When the voting goes up I have a hard time
deciding and would often like to have another
vote -- or even two.

bun
~Bastards signed my turtle -- to a 3-yr. deal~

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Wednesday, November 22, 2006 8:08 PM

ROGUE7


Mal: "Wait for it.. Wait for it....."
*fart*
Mal: "Aaaah.. teehee"
Zoe: "Oh lord.."

-
I can slam a revolving door
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