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Kelkhil & Nico's Pub - Snoochie Bootchies

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 10:35 AM

DANCINGNEKO


*wanders in shaking head -- definitely having a bad week in one day*

Hey Kelkhil, since I've got to be at work (and deal with the crazies -- and I'm not talking about the kids), could you make me a heavily spiked(1) foo-fer-all(2) mocha-type(3) tankard(4) using the good stuff(5), a bottle of Bailey's(6), 151(7), lots of chocolate(8), and tons of whipped cream(9)?

*considers banging head against table to ease some of the need to damage a body , decides that 's not fair to the table that didn't do anything*

I don't think I've ever been so personally embarrased on a professional level by a co-worker. (Long story, the kind where others hearing it laugh 'cause it sounds so funny, but ain't when you're in the gorramn middle of it...after you're out of it, yeah, not in the middle of it though.) Sometimes, it seems that the adults are worse than the kids we work with.

Oh well, back to the real world *finds a corner where partially in the real world, partially in the pub*

(1) bad day yesterday
(2) very bad day
(3) I-need-some-chocolate-bad-day
(4) wrong container-type for the coffee, right size
(5) stuff to keep me awake
(6) stuff to help me recover from yesterday, and is yummy too
(7) it's not spiked enough...pour the whole bottle in so that I can be mellow
(8) "just hand over the gorramn chocolate and no one gets hurt"
(9) I said "foo-fer-all" drink

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 10:42 AM

MSG


HUGS DancingNeko- at least you weren't flashing your class...or were you? HUGS and hang in there..and here's some lovely dark chocolate.

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."- Albright



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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 10:49 AM

KELKHIL


No prob Neko!

I didn't have a large enough tankard so I had to put a cozey around the pot. It should work though.

Claiming the McDonald's coffee disclaimer on that batch though.

Sorry to hear you had (or are having) a bad day. Don't worry.... we won't laugh at your story until you are ready...promise

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 12:08 PM

KELKHIL


Oh hey Whims, forgot to ask you when you were in last time. How was last nights game? I missed a lot of it but I see the Panthers won.

*prepares a Black and Tan*

Mmm frothy goodness!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 12:35 PM

KELKHIL


Alrighty Boys and Girls!


*prepares a Strawberry Margarita for LA29, A Dirty Martini for MSG, a Sasparilla for Penguin, Obviously Tristan wants Rum, some Bailey's for Mags, a Fruit Smoothie for PR (made with mangos), a tall Guiness for Roxy, a Jack and Lime for JQ, the Usual for Whims, a bottle of Jack for RIMG, some extrs Guiness rounds in case some one wants and another Black and Tan for me*

Drinks are up! Enjoy!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 1:22 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


Thanks Kelkhil . I sure missed your margaritas .

And I've been meaning to ask you for awhile now , why are you shirtless ? Has someone taken your shirt ? Have you forgotten it ? Should I get you one for your un-birthday ?

Yes ,these are the things that I think about.

Bryce
**********************************

I swallowed a bug.

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 5:12 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"


ahem... I did get to bed... slept in .... and now I need a cup of the good stuff... but you can leave the Baileys too Kelkhil - I don't want it to go to waste!!

Hi LA29!! It is so good to see you sweetheart!




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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 5:22 PM

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN


I missed all of the game Kelkhil. No ESPN. Had to follow it on the computer. That is so not the same. *sighs and throws back another bourbon*

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 5:43 PM

KELKHIL


Thats sucks Whims!

Hi Mags! I popped onto chat right when you logged off

LA29 - I am shirtless because FMF never gave me a T-Shirt when I joined the Fosaken a while back. Then one time I noticed that she was giving them to new recruits so I made a smart remark about it and here I am all shirtless and such.

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 5:49 PM

VERSEEXPLORER


*grabs a Guiness off the bar that Kelkhil left on the bar - I do like warm beer*
Hey, Whimsy and Magda, great to see you here at the pub. I just got my copy of "Firefly the Official Companion." I'm going to be over in the corner reading. Come on over if you want to look at some of the pictures and drawings.





I made a web site to introduce my friends to the 'Verse.
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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 5:52 PM

VERSEEXPLORER


Hey, Kelkhil, I didn't see you hiding back behind the bar. Usually you're gone by this time in the evening. Good to see ya'.

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 5:59 PM

NICODEMUS


So if Kelkhil's already here, does that mean I don't have to be a customer service person today?

*Stretches out by the log fire and wonders if the snow in Victoria is likely to pass Magda's way*

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 6:08 PM

VERSEEXPLORER


Great, Nico, you can just sit back and relax. Let me put another log on the fire. That should last us for a little while.





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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 10:29 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.


*bounces in, scoops her smoothie up, and settles herself by the fire to snuggle with her qing ren*


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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 4:13 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


Kelkhil my dear, I've brought you a present. It's a shirt ! But wait , it's a magic shirt ! Since I'm not sure of your size or favorite color , or taste even , this shirt can change to be any color ,style or size you need it to be. It can also double as armor as needed.Stain and wrinkle resistant too !

The winter is coming and I wouldn't want my favorite barkeep catching cold.

And can I have a large mug of your good stuff please. I'm headed out on a class trip today .50 6 year olds on a bus .Shiny.
I'm really going to need my margarita when I get back !

Bryce
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Bryce



I swallowed a bug.

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 4:14 AM

KELKHIL


Morning all!

*Prepares a pot of the Good Stuff*

Hope everyone had a good night.

Hoody-hoo the week is half over!


Edit: Well of course you can have a cup of the Good Stuff LA29. Good luck with that field trip!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 5:00 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS


mornin' drinkers.

Thanks for the Jack Kelkhil, it really helps the day to go by.

I thought you chocoholics might like this:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/11/14/heart.chocolate.reut/index.html

Talk to you shiny people later.

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia


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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 12:35 PM

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN


I am so cold! *takes a seat near the fire* I think I'll have a Hot Toddy today please.

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 1:14 PM

MSG


but but...LA we LIKE Kelkhil shirtless...why would you want to cover up the manliness???

Thanks for the martini...can I have maybe 6 more...sorry long day. Broke up 2 fights, wrangled large group of boisterous tongan kids in after school program without help, found out I agreed to go to a long and reasonably boring play and can't go home and rest....argh!!!!!

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."- Albright



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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 1:31 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


Did I forget to mention it always appears to us that he's still shirtless ? I just don't want him catching cold is all !

Sounds like you had one intereting day Msg. Too bad about the play.Can you sleep through it ?


And Ke;khil my dear , may I have that margarita please ? I've got such a headache from the trip today . 50 kids on a bus in traffic = one large margarita for LA29 .ANd please leave the pitcher.

Bryce
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I swallowed a bug.

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 3:59 PM

DANCINGNEKO


*HUGS MsG*

Been up to my eyeballs in the insanity of my workplace, that it's a late "Thank-you" for the hug MsG and a hug for today.

I'm sorry that you had to deal with two fights and a boisterous bunch of Tongan kids. I'd offer you some of the 'froofy' coffee to keep you awake and mellow...Otherwise *hands a padding to the desk that allows MsG to not give herself a headache while making satisfying banging-head-in-fustration sounds*

*hugs to Kelkhil* Thanks for offering to listen. I'm trying to work the whole soddin' story into a couple of paragraphs (instead of pages) without taking anything away from the story itself. For the educators I've grumbled it to, it's hilarious, but I've also gotten the "oh my [insert deity here]!" responses from others. *shrugs* Oh well.

Leaving soon to go home and do laundry. (yay. NOT!)

'neko

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 4:21 PM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"


Quote:

Originally posted by VerseExplorer:
*grabs a Guiness off the bar that Kelkhil left on the bar - I do like warm beer*


It's a sin to drink Guiness cooler that room temp, isn't it? *digs into the Magic Bag and rummages around for Catechism.*

I'm pretty sure it says so in here somewhere.


"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 4:23 PM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"


Quote:

Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
*bounces in, scoops her smoothie up, and settles herself by the fire to snuggle with her qing ren* []


Love your entrances here!


"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 4:46 PM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"


Quote:

Originally posted by msg:
but but...LA we LIKE Kelkhil shirtless...why would you want to cover up the manliness???



If it's covering up his manliness it's too long anyway...
Quote:

Originally posted by Nicodemus:
So if Kelkhil's already here, does that mean I don't have to be a customer service person today?


Y'know, Kelkhil, Nico, I've been thinking what with all the business and overhead for the catwalk (eh, the ladies work for free? huh. well, that aside the pole has brought in some new customers, and all(subliminal suggestion: my idea), maybe it's time to hire some help around here. You two get mighty busy when we all show up at the same time. And you know I usually only serve one or two drinks before I join in with the crowd or go home...I'm thinkin' you need a wench around here.

What do ya think? Maybe dress 'er up in a dirndl or something.



"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Thursday, November 16, 2006 4:23 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS


mornin' drinkers.

It sounds like both of you ladies needed those drinks, and I toast to you both for keeping your patience through the ordeals

I think I will try a glass of that newish Chocolate Mint Bailey's. It sounds tasty.

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
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Thursday, November 16, 2006 5:59 AM

KELKHIL


OK this is kinda long. Time for a new thread: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=25297

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Thursday, November 16, 2006 6:35 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"


Nope, not here. Moved to new thread. Sorry.

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