Serene Computer Haiku by cljohnston108

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Serene Computer Haiku

POSTED BY: CLJOHNSTON108
UPDATED: Friday, October 6, 2006 14:03
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Friday, October 6, 2006 1:51 PM

Thought y'all might like these.
Found 'em on http://ponderables.twice21.com/

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Computer Technology
Serene Japanese Computer Messages

Here are 16 actual error messages seen on the computer screens in Japan, written in Traditional Japanese Haiku.

• The Web site you seek
cannot be located, but
countless more exist.

• Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

• Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

• Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

• Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

• Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

• Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

• A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.

• Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

• You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

• Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
but we never will.

• Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
must now be retyped.

• Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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Friday, October 6, 2006 1:57 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

I had a Haiku once. Very painful.

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Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Friday, October 6, 2006 2:03 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Those are awesome! I especially like the last one...

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"What the world needs now is love, sweet love - it's the only thing that there's just too little of. What the world needs now is love, sweet love. No, not just for some, but for everyone."

Trouble-Maker in the House!

http://richlabonte.net/tvvote

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