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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN! #4

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Monday, October 02, 2006 3:05 PM

God was wrong. - Mr. Bright, DRIVE

Okay, folks, break out an extra case of the finest in drinks that make you go blind! We have twin winners this week! That's right! TWO folk tied in the voting, and as a bonus, both winners actually work into ONE image! (boy, that is all kinds of pleasing!)

So here are our week 3 twinners...Shiny & CosmicFugitive!

Onto week 4!

The OP: Yeap. Looks like another case of button finger...we're gonna have to amputate the whole arm as a precaution to prevent it from spreading. Mathias: WHAT?!

Now don't fail as completely as I have! Do fine works!

BWAH! :blast: TCM

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Monday, October 02, 2006 3:12 PM

GOJIRO

Operative: Is that a tentacle?

Dr.: EWWWWW!

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Monday, October 02, 2006 3:14 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

*shove* ... *grab* ... OPERATIVE:"Haha! Saved your life!"

OR

DR.MATHIAS:"OH NO!! I sense an "Alien" moment coming on...!!!

OR

OPERATIVE:"Your shirt is too tight, let me help you take it off..."

DR.MATHIAS:"NNOOOOoooo!!!"

OR

OPERATIVE:"Look Doctor, there are wrinkles in your shirt!"

OR

DR.MATHIAS(singing):"AND IIIIIIIeeeeeIIIII, WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUuuu..."

OPERATIVE:"NoNONO! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! BREATHE WITH THE DIAPHRAGM!!"

/\/\/\/\/

More to come!

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"! www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01 Time for some thrilling heroics! poor_noel2@hotmail.com

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Monday, October 02, 2006 3:26 PM

RMMC

Operative: I'm sorry, doctor, but I can't allow you in with that appalling tie.

Dr Mathias: But my wife bought it for me!

or

Operative: Doctor, were you aware that you have a stain the size of Londonium on your shirt? We do have a dress code here.

Or

Operative: Tag! You're it!

Dr Mathias: But I'm always it!

******** RMMC "Those grenades?" "Captain don't want 'em." "Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."

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Monday, October 02, 2006 3:38 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Operative: You ARE...! *grrgh* You're ticklish.

OR

Operative: AGAIN! Dr.: uuhhh AAAAAhhunnhhh Operative: What are these red lights on the wall?

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Monday, October 02, 2006 3:57 PM

VERSEEXPLORER

Michael Hitchcock: Stop, Stop, STOP! Chiwetel Ejiofer: I CAN be funny! Get me a meeting with Christoper Guest. I'll poke you with my finger until you do.

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Monday, October 02, 2006 4:49 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Operative: Hey, is that A1 sauce? Better not waste it...

--- "What the world needs now is love, sweet love - it's the only thing that there's just too little of. What the world needs now is love, sweet love. No, not just for some, but for everyone."

Trouble-Maker in the House!

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Monday, October 02, 2006 4:55 PM

RMMC

The Operative: We need some bait for our new Reaver trap. *pokes doctor in ribs* Yes, I think this one's been fattened-up enough.

Dr mathias: *squeals like a pig*

or

The Operative: I wonder what happens when I poke you here...? *poke*

Dr Mathias: Ah! You hurt me! I'm telling Mom!

******** RMMC "Those grenades?" "Captain don't want 'em." "Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."

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Monday, October 02, 2006 5:37 PM

THEREALME

OPERATIVE: No! Really! I promise you'll like this one! Go ahead, pull my finger!

DOCTOR: NOOOOO!

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Monday, October 02, 2006 5:38 PM

SHINYLETSBEBADGUYS

Here's my first one:

"The operative didnt know what Mathias sneezed out but from the looks of it, not cuddly"

"None of it means a damn thing"

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Monday, October 02, 2006 6:22 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Sadly the ratings for 'Yo, Alliance Goons Raps' were described as "disapointing"

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Monday, October 02, 2006 6:29 PM

JAYNESBOWIE

operative: Gootchy gootchy goo! Gootchy gootchy goo!

Doc: "HAHAHAHA NO, NO! PLEASE NO MORE.....HAHAHAHA CAN'T HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BREATH!

Jayne: "Testing, testing. Captain, can you hear me?" Mal: "I'm standing right here." Jayne: "You're coming through good and loud." Mal: " 'Cause I'm standing right here."

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Monday, October 02, 2006 7:25 PM

SHINY

Woo-hoo! I finally get to share in some Caption Tightpants Glory! :biggrin: The two captions even work together pretty well.

As for this new one:

OP: THIS is what you get for cutting in line for the post office boxes!

or

Dr Matthias: Does this 5-sectioned tie make me look fat?

or

OP: Hey doc, pull my finger Dr: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

---

I don't need a gorram back-spaceship driver!!!

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Monday, October 02, 2006 8:16 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

It was at that moment the Operative realized the downside to showing off his joy buzzer: he had to kill his victims so they couldn't tell anyone else

BEB

Literature has shown us some of humanity's greatest achievements; history, some of our greatest failures -- Alun Lewis

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Tuesday, October 03, 2006 1:48 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

Woot! :cheers: A shared win! I like the double caption as well. Tis a cool idea.

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Tuesday, October 03, 2006 2:18 AM

DEBBIE

op:Doc, What the hell is that? Doc: Oh God it's gross, I think it's something left over from Nathans movie ya know Slither eeww!

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Tuesday, October 03, 2006 3:26 AM

DEBBIE

Op: Look, there, sturgeon! I have the sudden need to gut sturgeon! Doc: What.., in the name.., of Zeus's butthole is he talking about people?

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Tuesday, October 03, 2006 3:31 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Operative: And this button makes him sing "Bat Out of Hell" in his best Meatloaf voice.

More animations available at www.desktophippie.com - yes, I've moved!

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Tuesday, October 03, 2006 6:13 AM

INEVERMARRIED

*Operative points at labrador out of shot* The Operative: "Lie down you stupid mutt or I'll poke you in the spleen like so." Doctor Matthias: "AARRGGHH! Hell, I'm quitting. I hate this dog training school..."

=================================================== ~Do YOU know what the chain of command is?~

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Tuesday, October 03, 2006 6:43 AM

RIMGIRL

Regrettably, the Ariel 'Versary screening was marred by violence after Alliance goons jumped the line.

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Tuesday, October 03, 2006 6:50 AM

CHOO1701

The Operative didn't take too kindly too mary sue fics!!

or

Operative: SEE! that shirts not whiter than white!

(most people in the UK will get that ^ one! :tongue: )

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^ Mal: Hey!! its supposed to be CAPTAIN TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN!!! Where am i then!!! Two gorram competitions running!!

Everyone else: oh boy.... :biggrin:

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Tuesday, October 03, 2006 8:01 AM

DAVESHAYNE

I'm sorry. The Alliance is no longer interested in Elvis impersonators.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, October 03, 2006 8:58 AM

CITIZEN

Operative: Oh no! Look a great big creepy hairy spider! Mathias: Ewww! I hate spiders! Get it away get it away!

Or

Operative: Dude! You almost stepped in that! Mathias: Oh that is sooo wrong!

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes! No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Tuesday, October 03, 2006 8:58 AM

CITIZEN

Operative: Oh no! Look a great big creepy hairy spider! Mathias: Ewww! I hate spiders! Get it away get it away!

Or

Operative: Dude! You almost stepped in that! Mathias: Oh that is sooo wrong!

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes! No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Tuesday, October 03, 2006 10:52 AM

SIMONWHO

The rarest Friends episode of all: The One Where Chandler Gets Killed By The Operative.

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Tuesday, October 03, 2006 10:53 AM

ASORTAFAIRYTALE

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho: The rarest Friends episode of all: The One Where Chandler Gets Killed By The Operative.

HAHA!! He does look like Chandler there doesn't he?

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"The answers we find are never what we had in mind."

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Tuesday, October 03, 2006 12:24 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

God was wrong. - Mr. Bright, DRIVE

Op: Gorrammit! You FOX Lawyers shut down BlueSunShirts.com!!! Now die! Dr: What?! Wait. I don't work for F--AHHHHHX!

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Tuesday, October 03, 2006 12:33 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

This one!

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque: *shove* ... *grab* ... OPERATIVE:"Haha! Saved your life!"

www.thatweirdgirl.com --- "...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"

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Tuesday, October 03, 2006 3:50 PM

SABRI3L

Operative: I just learned this new form of massage!

Knitter of Cunning Jayne Hats

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Tuesday, October 03, 2006 4:01 PM

RMMC

Operative: Here, let me show you how painless acupuncture truly is. *poke* Dr Mathias: AAAAAAAAHHHH! Operative: Or not.

******** RMMC "Those grenades?" "Captain don't want 'em." "Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."

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Tuesday, October 03, 2006 4:11 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

God was wrong. - Mr. Bright, DRIVE

Op: Look at it. Dr: No. Op: LOOK AT IT! Dr: NOOOO! It's scary! Op: Oh for the sake of Buddha! It is just a BK King mask...

OR

Dr: I'M THE ONE THEY CALL DR. FEELGOOD! YEEEEEEAAAAHHH! Op: Okay, Vince...time for your meds...come along...

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Tuesday, October 03, 2006 4:38 PM

FLORALBUNNY

When Dr. M professes a disbelief in psychic surgery, the Operative volunteers a demonstration on his gall-bladder.

bun ~bastards singed my turtle~

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Tuesday, October 03, 2006 10:40 PM

VERSEEXPLORER

Operative: Things aren't always as they appear. This looks like a finger, but it is not. It's a sonic screw driver that will give you immence pleasure. Dr.: Oooooooo, Aaaaaaaaah, OMG!

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Wednesday, October 04, 2006 12:29 AM

CHOO1701

Operative: ...and THIS is for putting baseball first!!!

Fox executive: AHHH!!! MY LIVER!!!

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TRAIN!!!

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Wednesday, October 04, 2006 3:03 AM

ANDMAN

Mathias: (bawling like a baby) Operative: If you carry on this noise, you're going straight onto the naughty step!

Anybody who disagrees with any of this violently can do so. But no matter what you do, "You can't take the sky from me".

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Wednesday, October 04, 2006 3:37 AM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.

Quote:

Seconds before he landed on The Operative's sword, Dr. Mathias realized that his wallet, had indeed, been stolen.

OR

Extreme Sports of the Future: EXTREME TAILORING!

OR

Op: Who's a little Pillsbury doughboy? Who is? YOU ARE! THAT's RIGHT! YOU!

Dr. M: *giggle* HEY! Knock that off!

OR

Joss (OS): Okay, this time Chiwetel, I want you hit him in the kidneys harder.

Hitchcock: You can't be serious!

OR

Op: If we hurry, after Serenity, we can go see "Into the Blue"!

Dr M: I DON'T WANNA!!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!

OR

Taking convention costumes too far, "The Operative" real name Leroy Johnson, jabbed in the kidneys and stabbed "Doctor Mathias" real name Todd Jenkins, in the gut before security told him that his sword would have to be peacebonded.

OR

Chiwetel: Damn dirty Pirate!

Michael: ARRRRR!!! NINJA!

Joss (OS Furiously flipping through script): What the hell?

OR

Guess it's time for Doctor Who #11.

OR

TONIGHT! ON EXTREME ALLIANCE WRESTLING! MATHIAS vs THE OPERATIVE...IN A STEEL CAGE!!!

Hope I can come up with some more later!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black." Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Wednesday, October 04, 2006 5:03 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

God was wrong. - Mr. Bright, DRIVE

Op: C'mon! They're selling tickets to SERENITY 2!!! Dr: Butbutbut...I'm waiting for Flightplan 2!!! Op: Don't make me kill you...

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Wednesday, October 04, 2006 12:18 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

God was wrong. - Mr. Bright, DRIVE

Op: Does it hurt when I do this? *poke* Dr: OWWW! Op: And what about th-- Dr: --OWWW! Op: Hrmm...what if I take a sword and... Dr: OH GOD OH GOD! I'M GONNA DIE!

OR

Op: Who does Number 2 work for?!?

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Wednesday, October 04, 2006 12:51 PM

RMMC

Operative: Before I kill you, I'm going to force you to sign over all your 'versely assets to the "Barney For Parliment" fund. Mathias: NOOOOO!!!!!

or

Operative: This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy...

Mathias: Bad Touch!!

******** RMMC "Those grenades?" "Captain don't want 'em." "Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."

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Wednesday, October 04, 2006 12:54 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Op: Wait! *grab* Come here. I just said "Do you know what your pin is?" I can't access the records.

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Wednesday, October 04, 2006 1:04 PM

TOBEDOG

OP: "And what would you do if I did this?" DR: *giggles* (like the Pillsbury Doughboy) DR: (say in your best gay voice) "Thats not my belly. Or is it. Tickle fight! Ha - Ha - ah - Ha!"

or

OP: "Stop running from me! Its time to change your bag. IF we don't your sh*t is gonna get all over the place, literally!" DR: "But I don't wanna. I like my sh*t all over the place."

"Six men came to kill me one time. The best of 'em carried this. It's a Killhan full-bore autolock, customized trigger, double cartridge, thorough-gage. This is my very favorite gun."

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Wednesday, October 04, 2006 4:56 PM

CHOLLETT

As Dr. Mathias convulsed in pain, the Operative took a quick measurement in order to see what type of incision he would need to make. This is because, unbeknownst to most, the Operative himself was a doctor as well.

OR

Mathias: "AUUUGHH!!!!!!!" Op: "Hmm...looks like we got an Alien here...how long ago did you get the face hugger treatment?" Mathias: "...two weeks ago...guh..." Op: "Well, that explains the face..." Mathias: "WHAT?" Op: "Nothing. This is odd, usually they come out the stomach. Looks nice we're gonna need to make an incision." Mathias: "NOOOO!!!!"

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Wednesday, October 04, 2006 5:08 PM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

Op - "I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you." Dr. Mathias - "Moooooooooooooooooooom."

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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Wednesday, October 04, 2006 8:30 PM

CHOO1701

Doc: sorry, but i forgot my sword. Op: .... .... oh for fraks sake!!! The one day i forget my sowrd!!! *sign* fine, i'll just have to go with the "tickle you to death" move! Doc: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

or

Op: *Force poke!*

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TRAIN!!!

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Wednesday, October 04, 2006 8:36 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Operative: Wait a gorram second... (grab) Is that my tie?!

--------------------------------------------- How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Wednesday, October 04, 2006 8:41 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember: O

Doctor: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!

Operative: Holy crap! How in the 9 circles of hell did you get your, uh, "plow" locked in that bank deposit box?

--------------------------------------------- How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Wednesday, October 04, 2006 9:37 PM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.

Quote:

In the end, Data really, really regretted telling The Operative where his off switch was.

OR

Perhaps building Muppets(TM) with feelings and nerve endings was a bad idea. The Muppeteers had a hard time with them.

OR

Worst Indian Burn Ever!

OR

Op: What's that? Down there?

Dr. M: Oh GOD! It's a copy of Episode 3!!! GET IT AWAY!!!

OR

Operative: Holy Crap! What is that on your chest! Let me get that!

Dr. Mathias: NO!

Operative: Oh! Oh...that's your tie...I thought that was a huge centipede. What the hell are you thinking, segmenting your tie like that?

OR

Chiwetel: God that's huge!

Michael: I know. I can't believe I have to wear this belt buckle.

Chiwetel: Ummm..yeah...the buckle. That's what I was talking about...and nothing else!

More later!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black." Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Thursday, October 05, 2006 11:25 AM

RMMC

The Operative tries to help Dr. Mathias with the Heartbreak of Psoriasis.

Or

Operative: We're short one in the Ariel stage production of 'The Full Monty.' Dr Mathias: NOOOOOOO!

Or

Operative: Doctor, you have been chosen as Jabba the Hutt's 'Playbeing of the Week.' Dr. Mathias: KILL ME NOW!!!

EDIT

Or

Operative: As you are a losing contestant on 'You Bet Your Life,' Doctor, I'm here to present you with your parting gift...this nice sword!

Dr Mathias: Ooooo...*pause* NOT SHINY! NOT SHIIIINY!

******** RMMC "Those grenades?" "Captain don't want 'em." "Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."

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Thursday, October 05, 2006 12:39 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

God was wrong. - Mr. Bright, DRIVE

Dr: AUGH! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF! Op: What!? What is it man?! What--the hell? Dude, it's just a baby reaver. Dr: I DON'T CARE! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!! Op: I can't believe I came running in here for this. What's it gonna do? Gum you to death? Seriously, what are you, like 30 something? Just kick it. Dr: NO! WAIT! AHHHHHHHH!

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Thursday, October 05, 2006 12:56 PM

ASORTAFAIRYTALE

Dr. Mathias was assaulted by the fashion police when he made the mistake of wearing white after labor day.

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"The answers we find are never what we had in mind."

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