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THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #47-Wheel never stops turnin...

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Wednesday, September 27, 2006 4:24 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


Hey all, and welcome to Round #47!!

Now this last week was great, and as you know only one person comes out on top...well...usually...

We have a THREE way TIE!

Congratulations to EMMARIGBY, SPACEANGL, and VERSEEXPLORER!!!!


VE:
Mal: Zoe, turn around. You gotta see this. They're calling it a Stargate. They walk through it, and end up on a gorramn different world.

SA:
Zoe: And now that I have your FULL attention, sir...

ER:
No no Zoe! I said I had to see Badger!

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And now Round #47!!!

See what you make of this..."interesting" situation...



JAYNE:"GO AWAY!!! MY BALL!! MY OWN! MY PRECIOUSSSS!!!!"

CREW:".......WTF?!?!?!"

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Wednesday, September 27, 2006 4:38 PM

SHROUDED


Kaylee: (giggling like mad) Wash... I don't think literally shovin' a stick up Jayne's pi gu would have stopped him from bein' a ballhog.

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The only animals I'm not comfortable with are parrots, but I'm learning as I go. I'm getting better and better at 'em. I really am. - Steve Irwin, our Honorary BDH

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Wednesday, September 27, 2006 5:43 PM

SABRI3L


Kaylee: I gotta peeeeee

Knitter of Cunning Jayne Hats

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Wednesday, September 27, 2006 6:04 PM

VERSEEXPLORER


A three-way tie! Thanks for your votes. I knew 10 years of watching Stargate would come in handy.


Jayne: REAVER BASKETBALL! I don't want to shoot the BAAAAALLLL!






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Mal: Saffron, you're pleasing, you're all kinds of pleasing, and uhh...it's been awhile, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow.

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Wednesday, September 27, 2006 6:05 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER


Jayne: (shocked gurgling)

Mal: (OS) River! Could you wait till the movie to do that?!? Cuz I don't think to be thinkin' on ya touching Jayne in that manner!

BEB

Literature has shown us some of humanity's greatest achievements; history, some of our greatest failures -- Alun Lewis

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Wednesday, September 27, 2006 11:12 PM

TOBEDOG


Wash de-pants' Jayne and says: "See you guys, I told you he had little balls!"

Zoey: "Whoa, pull 'em back up quick."

Kaylee and Book: "ahaaahahahahahahahahaha!"

Jayne: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Six men came to kill me one time. The best of 'em carried this. It's a Killhan full-bore autolock, customized trigger, double cartridge, thorough-gage. This is my very favorite gun."

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Wednesday, September 27, 2006 11:52 PM

CHOO1701


jayne REALLY regretted not seeing River pass the ball...

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TRAIN!!!

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 12:43 AM

EMMARIGBY


Hey I won, I won! Do I get a pony and a shiny rocket to share with the other two?


Quote:







Everyone agreed that the electrified ball gag was a classic!

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Hissssssssss!

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 12:49 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS


First time trying this, so here goes:

Mal (off-screen): Uh, hey everyone, just adjusting my, uh, well, anyhow, hey look over there, an oil war.

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

- Animation by DesktopHippie

"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 12:58 AM

VERSEEXPLORER


Zoe: Jayne, Stop it! kaylee needs that twixt her nethers.

Jayne: I'll be in my buuuuuunk!






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Mal: Saffron, you're pleasing, you're all kinds of pleasing, and uhh...it's been awhile, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow.

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 2:02 AM

SABRI3L


Ahahahahah Thats good.....

Knitter of Cunning Jayne Hats

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 2:09 AM

CHOO1701




Jayne's new x-rays eyes were working a treat...untiul he found out Inara's little secret!

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I KNOW!!!

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 7:07 AM

SICKDUDE



Jayne: My food is really problematic!


"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 7:58 AM

VERSEEXPLORER


Quote:

VerseExplorer wrote:
Zoe: Jayne, Stop it! kaylee needs that twixt her nethers.
Jayne: I'll be in my buuuuuunk!



Quote:

Sabri31 wrote:
Ahahahahah Thats good.....



Thanks! If it brings one smile, I'm delighted.



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Mal: Saffron, you're pleasing, you're all kinds of pleasing, and uhh...it's been awhile, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow.

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 8:28 AM

MSG


Quote:

:


Jayne hadn't realized they were LITERALLY playing hot potato and cursed Kaylee's use of the blowtorch.



I choose to rise instead of fall- U2



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Thursday, September 28, 2006 9:14 AM

DAVESHAYNE




Adam: Hoooow much is that geisha in the window.... C'mon it was funny when we were filming The Train Job.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 1:28 PM

KELAI


Quote:





Zoe: Jayne, do you really need more balls?
Book: Oh, we might want to stand back ...

OR

Jayne: See River? This is a replica of my 'man-parts'

OR

No one was really sure what Simon had drugged Jayne with this time ...

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 3:04 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.


Jayne: COOKIES!

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"What the world needs now is love, sweet love - it's the only thing that there's just too little of. What the world needs now is love, sweet love. No, not just for some, but for everyone."

Trouble-Maker in the House!

http://richlabonte.net/tvvote

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Friday, September 29, 2006 4:34 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?




Jayne: YES!!! Strike! Uhmm... where's da holes in this one?

OR

Book: mmmmmm... Look at those guns.

OR

Jayne: No... No!!! No one gets my shiny foil ball.



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Friday, September 29, 2006 4:40 AM

INEVERMARRIED


"After hearing how much his gall stones were worth to scientists, Jayne appeared much more willing to protect them against the gazes of others."
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~Do YOU know what the chain of command is?~

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Friday, September 29, 2006 5:56 AM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.



Kaylee: YESSS!! I knew my prune cakes would do the trick!
Wash: No! I'm betting in Simon's magic pill!
Zoe: It's gonna explode!
Book: That's right Jayne, just let it all out.



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Reality sucks. Especially when it contradicts our cherished ideas.

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Friday, September 29, 2006 6:03 AM

EARLYWARNING


Jayne thinking out loud as usual :

1 point.. plus one point.. equals eleven, take away nuthin ....means I win!!

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Friday, September 29, 2006 6:28 AM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges


Jayne Was having his zombie nightmare again yet he still couldt understand how he coulf fight his undead crewmates with a pilates ball


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Friday, September 29, 2006 11:29 AM

SIRFRANCIS


Quote:

Originally posted by SignyM:


Jayne found out the hard way...Simon always wanted to be a proctologist.

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Friday, September 29, 2006 12:36 PM

BIGWOLF18


Quote:

Originally posted by Shrouded:
Kaylee: (giggling like mad) Wash... I don't think literally shovin' a stick up Jayne's pi gu would have stopped him from bein' a ballhog.

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its called a lance helloooo.

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we are THE FORSAKEN and we aim to burn!

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Friday, September 29, 2006 12:50 PM

SHROUDED


Quote:

Originally posted by bigwolf18:
Quote:

Originally posted by Shrouded:
Kaylee: (giggling like mad) Wash... I don't think literally shovin' a stick up Jayne's pi gu would have stopped him from bein' a ballhog.

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its called a lance helloooo.

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we are THE FORSAKEN and we aim to burn!



Ironically, I have a friend named Lance, and his e-mail title is 'kingwolf.'

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The only animals I'm not comfortable with are parrots, but I'm learning as I go. I'm getting better and better at 'em. I really am. - Steve Irwin, our Honorary BDH

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Friday, September 29, 2006 12:50 PM

SHROUDED


Woe be to these double posts.
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The only animals I'm not comfortable with are parrots, but I'm learning as I go. I'm getting better and better at 'em. I really am. - Steve Irwin, our Honorary BDH

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Friday, September 29, 2006 2:38 PM

KELAI


Quote:




River [OS] : Gorramn freak's completely off HIS axle!

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Friday, September 29, 2006 7:27 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Jayne's drive for the goal was unimpeded
because the others were fascinated by
what appeared to be man-parts stuck to the
back of his head.

bun
9/30 Happy AnniVersary, BDM!

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 4:52 PM

FLORALBUNNY


JAYNE: Whoever put this ruttin' spider up here is
goin' to the Special Hell!

*the bun hears crickets, hopes the regular captioners
are all out at special screenings*

bun, far from a screening, out on the Rim
9/30 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, SERENITY!!!!

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Sunday, October 1, 2006 1:26 AM

TEACHDAIRE


Quote:

Originally posted by Kelai:
Quote:




Jayne regretted doing smething so energetic after eating River's home made curry...


Or

The crew enjoyed watching Jaynes annual prostate exam, wether he did was another matter entirely...

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For every battle honour, a thousand heroes die along, unremembered and unsung...

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Sunday, October 1, 2006 1:31 AM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges


Jayne was distraut when he realised theyd swapped his whisky for a silver ball.

or

It really hurt when the tiny brain people started coming out of jaynes ears.


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Sunday, October 1, 2006 6:59 AM

CHOO1701




Split trouisers and Hello Kitty underwear did so much damage to Jayne's reputation....

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Sunday, October 1, 2006 7:16 AM

CITIZEN



On long hard nights the game "Who can wihtstand Jaynes gas" was a hoot.



More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Monday, October 2, 2006 6:48 AM

MSG


bump


I choose to rise instead of fall- U2



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Monday, October 2, 2006 8:35 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?





Jayne: By the Power of Greyskull!!!!!



EDIT: K.. this would have been much better in the Pilot when Jayne gives the fist to the air in the engine room but, I just couldn't wait.

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Monday, October 2, 2006 10:01 AM

TOBEDOG


Kaylee: "No Jayne, I want to do it."

Jayne: "No Kaylee, I'm putting this on the Christmas Tree."






"Six men came to kill me one time. The best of 'em carried this. It's a Killhan full-bore autolock, customized trigger, double cartridge, thorough-gage. This is my very favorite gun."

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Monday, October 2, 2006 12:51 PM

EMMARIGBY


Quote:







Armadillo bowling had sounded like fun but those varmints have sharp teeth!

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Monday, October 2, 2006 2:28 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Mal(OS): If you can dodge a wrench, you can--
*kerthuck*
Jayne: Mommy.
Wash: Garrr. It be stuck in his booty! Garrr!

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Tuesday, October 3, 2006 7:35 AM

MSG


bump and side comment. Ever notice how the focus puller ( camera guy) can manage to blur the entire background yet so perfectly pull a secondary focus on Gina's clevage.

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2



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Tuesday, October 3, 2006 10:04 AM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA


"I knew you had man parts you boob."

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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Wednesday, October 4, 2006 5:00 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


KAYLEE:"Everyboy HANDJIVE!!!"

JAYNE:"NOOOOOOOOOOOO"

OR

KAYLEE:"Anybody know "The Jitterbug"?"

JAYNE:"AUGH!!"


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voting up TOMORROW!

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Wednesday, October 4, 2006 8:24 PM

CHOO1701




Jayne: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

or

Book: My god what is it?
Wash: *fleeing the scence* married to women with pinky power...married to women with pinky power...
Jayne: .... .... .... huh?

(What if Rivers box had stayed closed till the third episode? )

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TRAIN!!!

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Wednesday, October 4, 2006 8:59 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:






By now, Jayne has figured out why 'Hot Potato' is played with an actual potato and not with a 50 pound ball of aluminum fresh out of the furnace.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Thursday, October 5, 2006 2:15 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




JAYNE: Don't stare! I'm lactating!

OR

JAYNE(singing AC/DC): I've got big balls, you've got big balls, we've got the biggest balls of all!

OR

JAYNE: No, it is not a tumor!

OR

Jayne had trouble letting go of the alien probe Simon had removed from Jayne's rectum claiming that they only put it there because they loved him.

OR

Jayne: *brrrrraaaaaaaappppp!* Hey, my ass is talking! Might wanna look into that!

OR

ZOE(thinking): Look at the ass on that! Hell, if Wash were, say, run through with a giant caber and died, I do him...
Jayne: *brrrrraaaaaaaap!*
ZOE(thinking): ...or not.

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Friday, October 6, 2006 11:43 PM

CHOO1701


BUMP!!

oh and:

!Jayne looked into the deep, deep evil eyes of the archive demon, and then screamed like a girl!!!!



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TRAIN!!!

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Sunday, October 8, 2006 10:33 AM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


Whups....

comp troubles ahoy, but it is finally time to vote!

Vote for the shiniest two!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1010213&sparkKey=04f60f
7b7255c6dae61f4dde601ab36db0


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Sunday, October 8, 2006 4:52 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Almost missed it in the shuffle. Anywho bump for voters.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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