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THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #46-Good Dogs...

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Sunday, September 17, 2006 11:22 AM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


Greetings to all!

This past round was amazing, with the return of the original Caption Tightpants it seems that the game has been kicked up a notch!

BAM!

JPSTARGAZER won round #45 with this side-splitter!


Wash: "Wow, we almost bought it on that one."Zoe: "That was close."Mal: "Umm...I think I just browncoated my tight-pants."

CONGRATS!

And now, in round 46, we have a little fun with the Cap'n...



MAL:"Unbeleiveable! Zoe! Look at what this person is typing! It's like they're trying to make up what i'm saying!"

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Sunday, September 17, 2006 11:34 AM

HUGHFF


Unbelieveable, Zoe! Most women only have two of those.

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Sunday, September 17, 2006 11:54 AM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.


Mal: Wash! We have work to do!

---

"What the world needs now is love, sweet love -
It's the only thing that there's just too little of
What the world needs now is love, sweet love,
No, not just for some, but for everyone."

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Sunday, September 17, 2006 1:02 PM

FLORALBUNNY


MAL: Zoe, I do believe there's a spider in your, your, your...
ZOE: Just say "cleavage," Captain, or save some time and pick it off!

bun
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9/20 Happy Birthday, Captain Mal
9/22 SF Browncoat Ball weekend begins
9/24 Happy Birthday, TCM
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Sunday, September 17, 2006 3:17 PM

DAVESHAYNE




Mal: Is that an official "Captain Regina: 'Verse Patrol" lunch box? Man I used to love that show. Where did you find that? Thank you Zoe this is the best birthday present ever.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Sunday, September 17, 2006 5:09 PM

JORJAREYNOLDS


Ok, my first attempt at one of these.



*Nathan looks at the screen, that's displaying the episode "Trash"*
Nathan: "Wow. That's me nekkid."
Gina: "Yep. Don't know what all the hooplah's about."
Nathan: "C'mon, who can resist that butt."
A moment of silence between the pair.
Nathan: "Yeah... That went well."

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Sunday, September 17, 2006 8:04 PM

JPSTARGAZER


Quote:






Here goes my first attempt to make it three in a row, don't know if I'm feelin' the magic.

Mal: "Zoe, stand watch while I pee in Badger's gas tank...ha ha! Revenge is a dish best served at body temperature!"

OR

Mal: "Hey guys, those geishas in the window are making out!"
Jayne (OS): "I'll be in my bunk."
Wash (OS): "Mmm, Hoban likey."
Zoe (shakes head): "I'm going back to the ship..."

I'll see what else I can come up with.



"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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Sunday, September 17, 2006 10:30 PM

VERSEEXPLORER




Mal: Zoe, turn around. You gotta see this. They're calling it a Stargate. They walk through it, and end up on a gorramn different world.




_______________________________
Mal: Saffron, you're pleasing, you're all kinds of pleasing, and uhh...it's been awhile, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow.

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Monday, September 18, 2006 12:50 AM

SPACEANJL


Quote:




Zoe: And now that I have your FULL attention, sir...



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Monday, September 18, 2006 1:24 AM

RYCE


Zoe: Sir, if you sneeze on my shiny browncoat, I will kill you with my pinky.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, September 18, 2006 1:57 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE




Mal never told a living soul that the only reason he provoked Zoe into kicking him in the groin was because he kind of liked it...




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Monday, September 18, 2006 3:09 AM

EMMARIGBY


Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAnJL:
Quote:




Zoe: And now that I have your FULL attention, sir...





(I adore this one, the simple ones are always the funniest!! I've just been watching the blooper reel again and couldn't resist! Sorry)


Apparently Mal was also willing to be converted on the subject of hairy women.



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Monday, September 18, 2006 3:54 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




MAL: Dear Buddha, bring me a pony and a plastic rocket and--
ZOE: Take me, Sir, take me hard.
MAL: --and never mind that! This is way better!

OR

MAL: WHOA! So when you tellin' wash you had a sex change, Zoe?

OR

MAL: Never thought I'd see you nekkid!
ZOE: I am still dressed, Sir.
MAL: Not in my mind!

OR

MAL: HA HA. Okay, seriously, let them go now, Zoe.
ZOE: Nope. Not 'til you give me 10 like Jayne is gettin'.


BWAH!
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Monday, September 18, 2006 4:09 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"



It was a moving scene when Zoe broke the news to her captain - Mal: "We Won? ...on a recount... the Independents won? Yes!"



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Monday, September 18, 2006 7:08 AM

SICKDUDE



Nathan: OMG, Gina! That's a real paycheck, isn't it?! And Joss just gave it to you?! **looks up, a tear rolling down his cheek** Then there's still hope....

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

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Monday, September 18, 2006 7:19 AM

MSG


Quote:



(refering to Kaylee's "ain't had nothin twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries")

Mal: "Oh God when I told Kaylee I couldn't know that, it didn't mean I wanted to see THAT!"

Zoe: "Sir , shut up, I'm taking notes for the blueprints."

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2



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Monday, September 18, 2006 10:17 AM

CHOO1701




Mal had taken some of Rivers medicine again...the concequences were...intersting...

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WHATS HE LOOKING AT!!!

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Monday, September 18, 2006 11:28 AM

JPSTARGAZER


Mal (laughing): "Well Jayne, that's what happens when you tell Zoe she hits like a girl...she proves you wrong. Here's a few of your teeth back..."



"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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Monday, September 18, 2006 10:00 PM

FLORALBUNNY


MAL: For me? You didn't have to...
ZOE: I did, sir. It's your birthday.
MAL: So THAT's why it's on fire!

bun
9/20 Happy Birthday, Captain Mal!

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Tuesday, September 19, 2006 7:14 AM

SHINYLETSBEBADGUYS


Quote:

Mal: Zoe, turn around. You gotta see this. They're calling it a Stargate. They walk through it, and end up on a gorramn different world.
Quote:



THAT one was hilarious, it got me cracking up at my university's computer lab.

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Tuesday, September 19, 2006 7:54 AM

MSG


Quote:




Mal: Oh GOD Jayne, I don't care how much you paid, That does not make it look any bigger.

Zoe: May the dear lord strike me blind, or at the very least erase this from my memory.

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2



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Tuesday, September 19, 2006 8:02 AM

EMMARIGBY


Quote:







No no Zoe! I said I had to see Badger!

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Tuesday, September 19, 2006 10:57 AM

JPSTARGAZER


Quote:

Originally posted by EmmaRigby:

No no Zoe! I said I had to see Badger!



Wait, but that doesn't...oh...OH! I liked the half second pause in my mind when I read that one. Usually my mind can go from 0 to gutter much faster...



"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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Tuesday, September 19, 2006 1:04 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?




Zoe: Again, Sir?
Mal: *nods*
THWWWaaaaCCKK!
Mal: Nope... Still happy!

OR

Zoe: She's tore u plenty. But she'll fly true.
Mal: Whoa. Bumpy.

OR

Mal: god's balls!
Book: (OS) *ahem*
MAL: its like a gorram playground in there.




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Tuesday, September 19, 2006 1:30 PM

KELAI


Quote:

Originally posted by hughff:
Unbelieveable, Zoe! Most women only have two of those.

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www.nbhs.school.nz - my work



Makes me laugh every time!

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Tuesday, September 19, 2006 3:15 PM

HUGHFF


I thank you.

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www.nbhs.school.nz - my work

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Tuesday, September 19, 2006 4:52 PM

CHOLLETT


Mal was overjoyed as he won a lifetime supply of Brown Coats.

OR

Nathan: "Saffron-bot?"

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Tuesday, September 19, 2006 5:35 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




ZOE: The bar is called "Browncoated Tightpants", Sir.
MAL: HA HA! No WAY am I goin' in there!

OR

MAL: All these years and you're a MAN?!?
ZOE: Sir, yes, Sir.
MAL: Wait...then Wash knows?!? Dear Buddha!

OR

MAL: AI YA! I never knew you could crush a man's skull with those!

OR

MAL: Quick! Zoe! LOOK! Over here! I found my brain!

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Tuesday, September 19, 2006 11:58 PM

EMMARIGBY


Quote:

Originally posted by jpstargazer:
Quote:

Originally posted by EmmaRigby:

No no Zoe! I said I had to see Badger!



Wait, but that doesn't...oh...OH! I liked the half second pause in my mind when I read that one. Usually my mind can go from 0 to gutter much faster...



Thanks, I'm glad someone got it! I had a couple of less subtle ones but thought I might shock people!

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Wednesday, September 20, 2006 12:30 PM

KELAI


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:




Oh My Gawd! Would you look at this Zoe? Inara's on the cover of Playboy magazine!


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Wednesday, September 20, 2006 12:55 PM

EMMARIGBY


Quote:





In return for Wash helping him to collect some of his teeth the Captain promised that he'd never get Zoe to hold his ice planet for him ever again.

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Wednesday, September 20, 2006 12:55 PM

TRAVELER


Mal: Sorry Zoe! I'm ticklish there!


Traveler

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Wednesday, September 20, 2006 5:47 PM

FLORALBUNNY


ZOE: Look in the mirror, sir. While you were asleep the girls put false eyelashes on you.

MAL: Terrific, even though they left off the eyeliner.

bun
9/20 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAPTAIN MAL!!!!

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Wednesday, September 20, 2006 6:48 PM

VERSEEXPLORER


Quote:


quote:
Mal: Zoe, turn around. You gotta see this. They're calling it a Stargate. They walk through it, and end up on a gorramn different world.
Quote:

THAT one was hilarious, it got me cracking up at my university's computer lab.



Thanks, ShinyLetsBeBadGuys. How about this one?


Nathan: Gina, look 100,000 Browncoats all wearing the orange Jayne's hats.




_______________________________
Mal: Saffron, you're pleasing, you're all kinds of pleasing, and uhh...it's been awhile, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow.

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Thursday, September 21, 2006 12:15 PM

KELAI


Would you look at this Zoe? Jayne's application for priesthood was actually accepted. ACCEPTED!


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Thursday, September 21, 2006 1:51 PM

TOBEDOG


Jayne: Laughing "Show em ur guns!"

Zoe: "Fine. You want to see. Here. Heres my guns."

Mal: "WOW! Those are some nice guns."

Jayne: "Dammit. Thats not funny."

Wash: looking at Jayne "See what you made her do. I guess its good to be the Captain."

Jayne: pissed off throws down his mudders milk "I'll be in my bunk."

Zoe Wash and Mal laughing hysterically

Zoe: "See Captain, I told you its too easy to get Jayne."

Mal: "I am a bad man."

"Six men came to kill me one time. The best of 'em carried this. Its a Killhan Full-Bore Auto Lock, customized trigger, double-cartridge thorough-gage. It is my very favorite gun."

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Thursday, September 21, 2006 3:07 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


MAL: Saint Jayne?!?! Are you shittin' me? They made him a full-on Saint?
ZOE: No, Sir.
MAL: Whew! I mean Sainthood, c'mo--
ZOE: I mean, no, Sir, I am not shitting you. After all you are my favorite "Browncoat".

okay, I worked too hard at that one, I admit it...

BWAH!
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Thursday, September 21, 2006 8:08 PM

CHOO1701




Mal: Wow! Thats an amazing pair of hooters you've got Zoe!
Wash: HEY! Thats MY wife.
Zoe: *holding two owls* um dear?...

tgfFG

-----------------------------

TRAIN!!!

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Friday, September 22, 2006 3:31 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:








Walking away after yet another spat with Wash, Zoe doesn't even notice that she inadvertently nailed the Captain in his crotch with her Mare's Leg rifle.


---------------------------------------------
How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Friday, September 22, 2006 5:50 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Fully loaded, safety off -- this here's a recipe for disaster -- oh, yeahhhhhhh

bun on the run

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Saturday, September 23, 2006 12:32 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


MAL:"Zoe, stop tickling me! Fine! You can run the ship!"


VOTING UP tomorrow!

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Saturday, September 23, 2006 6:52 PM

FLORALBUNNY


ZOE: It's just an object; it doesn't mean what you think.

OR:

"You're awake, you're facing me, and you're armed..."

BUMP FOR LAST CHANCE ENTRIES

bun in the sun

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Sunday, September 24, 2006 7:34 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


VOTING TIME!!

VOTE FOR TWO!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1007823&sparkKey=156a0e
640dd8e9d55b868f6070a23e67b0


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Sunday, September 24, 2006 8:05 PM

VERSEEXPLORER


•bump•


_______________________________
Mal: Saffron, you're pleasing, you're all kinds of pleasing, and uhh...it's been awhile, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow.

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Sunday, September 24, 2006 8:49 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"


Whoot! Love this one!!

And, yeah - BUMP!


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Sunday, September 24, 2006 9:35 PM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

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Monday, September 25, 2006 6:59 PM

FLORALBUNNY


~bump~
~VOTE~


bun
9/25 celebrate TCM's hangover...

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Tuesday, September 26, 2006 12:59 PM

KELAI


Voted!!

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Tuesday, September 26, 2006 2:56 PM

FLORALBUNNY


->->->->thump<-<-<-<-


vote!

bun
9/26 Celebrate TCM's ongoing hangover...

9/30 Happy AnniVersary, BDM!

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Tuesday, September 26, 2006 3:54 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


bumpalump!

Next round up tomorrow!!

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