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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN! #2

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Saturday, September 16, 2006 4:24 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Well, an ominous start to our Tightpants return. FFF.net goes wonky and so now I am late with posting this. Sorry for the delay!

Despite it all, we have our first winner of the new era of Caption Tightpants! See how ruttin'...err...frelling hi-larious it is!

Way to go FrellingBlonde! I do believe this is your first CT victory...well earned! Now on to new Caption jocularity with one to make the slashy folk happy...

WASH: Muuuuuccchh betttterrrr...
MAL: WHOA! INARA! ZOE! ummm...it's not what you think...I mean...there was a dinosaur and...and...

Okay Captioneers! GO!



BWAH!
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Saturday, September 16, 2006 5:59 AM

SHINY


WASH: Whoa...soft hands!

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I don't need a gorram back-spaceship driver!!!

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Saturday, September 16, 2006 6:19 AM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.


Wash watches Jayne and Mal's 'foreplay' with a mixture of amusement and horror.

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"What the world needs now is love, sweet love -
It's the only thing that there's just too little of
What the world needs now is love, sweet love,
No, not just for some, but for everyone."

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Saturday, September 16, 2006 6:50 AM

DAVESHAYNE




Wash: Mal. That's... that's not the steering column.



David

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Saturday, September 16, 2006 7:14 AM

SIMONWHO


Mal tried his best to pull the metal spike out, despite Wash complaining about how much it tickled.

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Saturday, September 16, 2006 7:30 AM

JADEHAND


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:



Mal: Wash, I've told you a thousand times to keep your dinosaurs OFF of the gorramn seats. Now, stop laughing and pull it out!

"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
Goodbye to all that. III-The Opium Den (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Saturday, September 16, 2006 10:25 AM

FRELLINGBLONDE


I...I won? *faints*

*Recovers* Squee!

As for this round...I got nothin for now. I'll leave it up to the rest of ya'll.

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Saturday, September 16, 2006 10:55 AM

VERSEEXPLORER




T-Rex: Wash, playing with Mal? Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.




_______________________________
Mal: Saffron, you're pleasing, you're all kinds of pleasing, and uhh...it's been awhile, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow.

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Saturday, September 16, 2006 11:04 AM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


*bump*
MAL:"Crap!"
*scrape*
MAL:"Gorram it!"
*grind*
MAL:"Go-se!"

WASH:"Not so easy to fly, is it? Now you'll think twice the next time you think anyone can fly as well as i can!"

OR

Wash burst out in hysterics after Mal found out his hands had been superglued to Wash's belt after Wash said he was too full to reach and undo his own belt after Thanksgiving Dinner.

OR (my mind has plummeted to the gutter)

MAL:"Can't you get Zoe to do this?"

....
....
WASH:"yeah, but if you come up to the bridge from behind, getting someone to work the controls for me looks suggestive. If it were Zoe people would be okay with it. With you it's so hilarious that some of the crew might not talk to you comfortably for a month if they don't come up and actually see what's going on..."

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Saturday, September 16, 2006 11:05 AM

CHOO1701


*laughing too....much...too..reply*


Remeber Kids: You should never play Twister on a cramped spaceship bridge. People might get ideas.

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Mal: Last Rolo? glove compartment!

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DEAR GOD!!!

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Saturday, September 16, 2006 1:19 PM

MUTT999


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:





T-Rex(thinking): " And we're the ones that are extinct?"





"That's the buffet table....."

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Saturday, September 16, 2006 2:57 PM

SHINYTRINKET



"Uu-u-uh, no, Wash, I said 'shove that dinosaur up your ass!'"
*************************************************
The 3 rules of aging:
1. Never bypass a bathroom
2. Never waste an erection
3. Never trust a fart

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Saturday, September 16, 2006 3:08 PM

MSG


Quote:



Mal: Laugh it up Wash...Simon just has to change rubber gloves and it's your turn for the exam next...and it ain't no turn and cough one.



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Saturday, September 16, 2006 5:23 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Mal's first attempt at close-quarters parallel
parking went poorly, but Wash maintained his
patience and good humor.

bun
9/19 Arrrrrrrrrrh!
9/20 Happy Birthday, Captain Mal!!
9/24 Ditto, TCM!!!
9/30 Happy AnniVersary, BDM!!!!
==We aim to exponentiate==

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Saturday, September 16, 2006 5:46 PM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA


Mal - "Every man She's ever had Wash, every one, he's been the best there was."
Wash - "Well Thanks, Mal. That's Awful kind."
Nathan [british accent] - "Well, except you." [/british accent]
Alan - "What; Wait, that's not this movie."

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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Saturday, September 16, 2006 6:14 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.




Mal: "I'm determined to win this Caption game."
Wash (laughing): "Not with that entry."

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Saturday, September 16, 2006 7:44 PM

CHOLLETT


As the ship bucked and heaved, Mal, having forgotten the importance of a seatbelt in his panic, was tossed into a very sensitive area of Wash's anatomy, prompting a cry from Wash:
WASH (in soprano): "PAIN!!! LOTS OF PAIN!!!!"

OR

Mal: "Sure, we can't fly no more, but i've loved catching up on great TV with the windshields having been replaced by one big TV screen...."

OR

Wash: "Mal! What're you doing? We've got minors on this boat, and you have to be 18 to go to those sites!"
Mal: "Aww, come on. Even a 17 year old could figure out all you have to do is click "YES" 3 times. And check out what we now have on the cortex!" *Stares* "(dazed)...free cable porn...."

(thought i'd combine a little House and a little Buffy quote in there. Ok, mind out of gutter now)

OR

Mal was forced to take the wheel in an awkward fashion, since Wash wouldn't stop squealing in joy since he was hypnotized to think he was on a rollercoaster.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Sunday, September 17, 2006 2:23 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




WASH: NOW I'm learning about scary...

OR

WASH: Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die...this time!

OR
(all in slow mo)
WASH: Fiiiiirrrrreeeeee prrrrrooooottooooonnnn toooorrrppppeeeeedoooooossss...
MAL: Noooooo...deeeeelllllaaaaay thhhhhaaaattt orrrrrdddeerrr...

OR

WASH: I'm not sure why I have to be the Doctor. It's not my fault Simon chose the airlock.
MAL: Bi zuie and tell me to cough--HEY! NOT SO TIGHT!


BWAH!
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Sunday, September 17, 2006 6:35 AM

CHOO1701




Wash and Mal REALLY hated mimes...

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TRAIN!!!

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Sunday, September 17, 2006 7:53 AM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.


Wash: That was GREAT!
Mal: Eh... I've had better...

---

"What the world needs now is love, sweet love -
It's the only thing that there's just too little of
What the world needs now is love, sweet love,
No, not just for some, but for everyone."

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Sunday, September 17, 2006 8:18 AM

SHROUDED




So preoccupied with his dinos, Wash didn't even notice the incoming Alliance cruiser until Mal made a grab for the controls - and promptly grabbed the wrong place.

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The only animals I'm not comfortable with are parrots, but I'm learning as I go. I'm getting better and better at 'em. I really am. - Steve Irwin, our Honorary BDH

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Sunday, September 17, 2006 8:20 AM

CHOO1701




TOO MUCH SLASH FIC!!!

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Sunday, September 17, 2006 1:47 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Veteran wrote:
Mal: "I'm determined to win this Caption game."
Wash (laughing): "Not with that entry."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ROFL! Got *my* vote...

But I offer this one anyway:
MAL and WASH sing "Pinball Wizard"

bun in the sun

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Monday, September 18, 2006 3:59 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




MAL: Wash? WASH!?! Gorramit, we're heading for the sun!
WASH: MWAH HAHAHAHA! MINE IS AN EVIL LAUGH, NOW DIE!



BWAH!
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Monday, September 18, 2006 4:15 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE


Mal hated being short of cashy money. Especially since Wash insisted on getting paid in footrubs when credits weren't available.




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Monday, September 18, 2006 6:58 AM

SICKDUDE


Quote:

Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Mal's first attempt at close-quarters parallel
parking went poorly, but Wash maintained his
patience and good humor.


Good one, FB!

Mal: Kaylee! We've got nitrous oxide leaking into the life support again. Hee hee....

or

Wash: BWAH!

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

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Monday, September 18, 2006 11:31 AM

SHROUDED




Wash thought that installing a flight control module in his pants was a good idea.

Unfortunately, so did Mal.

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The only animals I'm not comfortable with are parrots, but I'm learning as I go. I'm getting better and better at 'em. I really am. - Steve Irwin, our Honorary BDH

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Monday, September 18, 2006 7:50 PM

FLORALBUNNY


WASH: This brings new meaning to the word "joystick."

blushing bun

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Tuesday, September 19, 2006 1:58 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


What day is it? What month is it?

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1006912

Voting time folks!

I know this was a "short week" courtesy of Gojiro
( http://www.serenitymovie.org/browncoats/forums/index.php?showtopic=63&
view=getnewpost
)stomping on FFF.net,
but we still got some great entries!


BWAH!
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Tuesday, September 19, 2006 5:14 AM

MSG


bump for the vote

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2



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Tuesday, September 19, 2006 6:34 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Shameless bump since I'm a finalist.

Vote early. Vote often.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, September 19, 2006 7:11 AM

RIMGIRL


Quote:

Mal: Wash, I've told you a thousand times to keep your dinosaurs OFF of the gorramn seats. Now, stop laughing and pull it out!




Thanks a lot, Jadehand! I spit all over my computer screen. LOL.
_______________________________________________

Did it suddenly get hot in here?

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Tuesday, September 19, 2006 7:23 AM

DRACONUS


bump

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Tuesday, September 19, 2006 8:30 AM

JADEHAND


Quote:

Originally posted by RimGirl:
Quote:

Mal: Wash, I've told you a thousand times to keep your dinosaurs OFF of the gorramn seats. Now, stop laughing and pull it out!




Thanks a lot, Jadehand! I spit all over my computer screen. LOL.
_______________________________________________

Did it suddenly get hot in here?



*bows
Anytime I can bring a smile to a face, it's a good day.


"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
Goodbye to all that. III-The Opium Den (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Tuesday, September 19, 2006 12:48 PM

CITIZEN



for those that remember Alan's talk of Wash fan fiction at Dragon*Con:
Alan: Mal's oiled muscles rippled seductively as his hand moved up and down Wash's...

Or

Mal: Whaddya mean you only passed flight School because you and Mr Universe hacked the computers?
Wash: It's a funny story actually, you see there was this fry cook opportunity...



More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Tuesday, September 19, 2006 2:42 PM

FLORALBUNNY


citizen wrote:
Tuesday, September 19, 2006 12:48

for those that remember Alan's talk of Wash fan fiction at Dragon*Con:
Alan: Mal's oiled muscles rippled seductively as his hand moved up and down Wash's...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh, God, I can't know that!!!
(fanfic may rot your mind)

Arrrrrrrrh!! Vote, maties!




bun
9/20 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAPTAIN MAL!!

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Tuesday, September 19, 2006 5:48 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


VOTING BUMP!

Quote:

Originally posted by citizen:

for those that remember Alan's talk of Wash fan fiction at Dragon*Con:
Alan: Mal's oiled muscles rippled seductively as his hand moved up and down Wash's...



ROFLMGAO!

In that vein...

Alan mused if Nathans sudden urge to turn the bus around and head to Atlanta had anything to do with his mentioning "Lickety Splits Hot Lesbian Strip Club"...

I made this for fun:
http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew/639383
but if anyone knows where I can send a shirt so Alan gets it, I think he'd get a rise out of it (bad pun intended), so lemme know! Xie xie!

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Wednesday, September 20, 2006 6:48 PM

FLORALBUNNY


TILT!!!

(voting bump)

bun
9/20 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAPTAIN MAL!!!!

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