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Life Onboard Serenity: To Londinium Part 2

POSTED BY: SAMEERTIA
UPDATED: Thursday, June 29, 2006 13:30
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Monday, June 26, 2006 5:25 PM

SAMEERTIA


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In which we enjoyed a nice quiet, pleasant, uneventful trip through the Black towards Londinium enjoying good food, good friends, and the brand new top deck sauna, pool and hot tub......

OH! SORRY! WRONG SHIP!!!!!!!!!!
I MEANT to say: IN WHICH:
A simple stop at Fueling Station 45 resulted in Wolf beheading a street-thief, and a consequential run from the authorities, during which Ertia and Zoe got the ship reregistered and fetched the shuttle.

THEN Orphan, an old acquaintance of 13s, showed up with a bunch of mercenaries and a katana and went all "There Can Be Only ONE" all over 13s ass. Fortunately, 13 won, but got spliced like a ... a... (analogies fail me) - Got cut in half. Ertia played the hero of the day and actually shot a BAD GUY and no crew members for a change.

There was blood, and guts, and mayhem, and a mutant pet-freak thing that I wrote a great post about but which was lost when the board went down last night. Oh, and paprika chicken and rice.

OH! And Inara kissed JR. Or he kissed her. It gets kinda fuzzy- but it was pretty hot!

That about cover it?
Yes?
THEN here we go! TO LONDINIUM AND BEYOND!!!!!!

(provided we get to Londinium)


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Monday, June 26, 2006 6:47 PM

DRPAIN


*Pain said to Ertia, feeling the effects of sleep tugging at him*

Now me on the other hand. I prefer a retirement spent with the person I love, who i'd be sexin' every chance I got.

*Ertia smiled as she put away the device, settled into Pain's arms and said*

Mmmm that sounds a lot more fun.

*Ertia rested her head on Pain's chest, his breathing lulling her to sleep. Pain smiled at the sight of Ertia all naked and in his bed with him before closing his eyes, letting sleep overtake him.*

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 8:17 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


sooooooo good to be back, also anyone else having problems with dis network?

*sits in his bunk cleanin' his new SMG after using it earlier. He thinks to himself*

this was a very good purchase


instead of discribing my gun if u want to see it then play Half-Life 2



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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 8:41 AM

JRC


"As I live and breathe, what's going on here?", Mal says. Inara lowers her hands from JR chest, and JR steps back from Inara. Mal's eyes burn into JR. Neither Inara nor JR had ever seen Mal with this look on his face. Rage, betrayal, all seemed to be seething behind the Captain's eyes. "Either one of you wanna talk before this crew is minus one?", Mal says. Inara says, "Mal, I invited him here. What happened was a mistake and I should not have let it happen." JR says, "Cap'n, I apologize. I take full responsibility. Believe me, it won't happen again." Mal is still looking at JR, walking up to him until he's only a few inches from his face. "So, you apologize to me and not her, huh? There's only one thing to do..." Mal's hand reaches for his pistol. "MAL, NO!'' Inara screams. JR reaches for his Glock. "Cap'n!" But Mal's hand slides past the weapon and goes to the holster's buckle. He unfastens the belt, and the holster slides off his thigh to the floor. "We're gonna decide this like men, you and me," he says to JR. Inara's look on her face goes from horror to curious. "What? YOU are going to fight for ME?", she says. JR is dumbfounded. "Cap'n?? Uh, Cap'n, you're not yourself. C'mon Cap'n, I am NOT gonna fight you! You're, well, you're the CAPTAIN!" Mal says, "All this time, you've been harboring feelings for her. And now, you finally get her alone in her shuttle..." Inara rolls her eyes and says with an exasperated look on her face, "Mal, I thought it was YOUR shuttle!" "Stay out of this Inara," Mal says. "This is between me and him." JR says, "Look, uh, Mal, this was all a mistake. I should not have come here, and I should not have kissed Inara. But if it'll make you happy, you can take a swing at me." JR places his hands behind his back, "Here," he offers his jaw. "Go ahead, I deserve it. But only one swing, and I won't swing back." Suddenly, the rage in Mal's face is gone, but not the betrayal. But replacing the rage is curiosity. "What? I ain't gonna fight a defenseless man!" "Mal, please, let's just calm down," Inara says reaching for Mal's arm, and when she touches him, he relaxes. The tension leaves the air. JR quickly has a look of relief on his face. Inara says, "JR, perhaps you should leave now. I'll talk to Mal now." She says it with her eyes begging JR. "OK, I'll go back to my bunk. Cap'n, again, I'm sorry," and JR turns to leave the shuttle, wiping some beads of sweat from his forehead.


Everyone dies alone.

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 8:46 AM

BIGWOLF18


oooh new thread, nice.

*wolf woke up after only a few minuits by someone banging on his door.*

wolf" yeah yeah im comin'."

*he opens the door to find kaylee sanding there red in the face and puffy eyed.*

wolf" what in the world happend?"

kaylee" simon started having a go at me about wether i was bunkin' with you or not."

wolf" *sigh* this is my fault, he came to have a talk with me about you."

kaylee" and?"

wolf" he was threatend, he seemed to think you were "his girl" or somthin'."

kaylee" hrumph."

*kaylee sat down next to wolf on his bed and rested herself on his shoulder.*

kaylee" wats happening to the crew? everyones fighting, the only people wh arnet are pain and ertia, and they dont waste time talking."

wolf" aww, come here!"

*wolf hugged her and they lay down, just enjoying the comfort of each others arms while relaxing in the darkness.*

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 8:47 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


not to be critical, and please don't take this the wrong way but jr, I think u need to meet my friend, the paragraph *holds up a very young kitten who meows feebly* she will tell u what u need to know



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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 9:24 AM

SAMEERTIA


Ummmmmmm....
We all have different writing styles in here and that's okay.
Relax.


Ertia stretches luxuriously. Her internal clock is still messed up from being ill. She gives Pain's forehead a light kiss, careful not to wake him, and slips from his arms.

She dresses and heads for the galley. Somehow, she's hungry again! Not used to so much excercise, she decides, smiling smugly to herself.

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 9:29 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


I know that but when the paragraphs get really long it hurts my eyes and it's really easy to lose my place, and I thought that I should make that known



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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 9:37 AM

JRC


OoC: I'll take that into consideration, altho, where would you have broken into a new paragraph?

Everyone dies alone.

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 9:41 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


a good rule of thumb is: when ever someone new is speaking, or the topic changes, from say "flying a kite" to "chasing the escaped kite" the topics are related but still different. And take care of the kitten



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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 9:54 AM

DRPAIN


*Pain woke up and stretched his arms. He turned his head, blinking his eyes and took notice that Ertia wasn't there as he got out of his bed. He walked over to his footlocker, running a hand through his hair as he opened it and took out a pair of khaiki colored cargo pants. He slipped them on, buttoning them up, as he pulled out the sink and turned the water on. He splashed some water on his face, ran his wet hands through his hair, and toweled off his face. He walked back to the footlocker, picked out a black tank top, closed the footlocker, and picked up his belt off the floor. He ran his belt through the beltloops, buckling it as he kicked his boots near his bed.

Pain sat down on his bed, put his boots on, tying them as fast as he could, walked over to his weapons locker, opened the door and took out the pair of leg holsters containing his pair of Desert Eagle .44Mag semi auto pistols. He attached them to his legs and his belt, took out their matching mag pouches, attached them to his belt, and closed the locker door. Pain put on his tank top and climbed out of his bunk, closing the door behind him. He entered the galley, slipping his hands around Ertia's waist and said as he kissed her neck*

Mornin' bao bei. Did you have a good night's sleep?

*Ertia smiled and said as Pain continued kissing her neck*

Mornin' Pain. Yes I did thanks to you.

*Pain smiled and said*

You're welcome. So is that lace teddy in my footlocker yours or mine?

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 10:02 AM

BIGWOLF18


*wolf woke up with kaylee still in his arms. he wisperd in her ear*

" wake up kay."

kaylee" wolfie, that you?"

"well who dya think it was?"

kaylee" i thought i might have been dreaming."

wolf" heh heh. well im no dream suger!"

kaylee" are you sure?"

wolf" yep, im pretty sure dreams don't need sexin'."

kaylee" hehehe. go outside for a bit and come back for a surprize! "

*wolf leavs the room and see's ertia walking by with a sandwich going into pains bunk.*

wolf" hey."

*he enters the room, undressed and got into the bed.*

i'll leave the rest to your imagination coz im not writing anything else extra.

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 10:04 AM

SAMEERTIA


Ertia grins up at him as she scrambles a heap of ham substitute into a bowl of egg substitute. "Well, if it fit's ya, you certainly welcome to wear it."

Pain grins good-naturedly, "Don't think I've quite got the assets for it."

"Oh, no, you're assets are much better suited for..." Ertia stops her teasing as Shepherd Book comes in.. "For, ah... making us up some biscuits to go with this?"


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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 10:12 AM

DRPAIN


*Pain let's go of Ertia as Book looks at them and says*

Uh yeah I'll get right on that. Uh where's the biscuit batter?

*Book smiles to himself and shakes his head as he sits down at the table and opens his Bible.*

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 10:27 AM

BIGWOLF18


*when wolf walks in with an arm round kaylee's waist, breakfast is on the pain ertia and book are eating their breakfast.*

kaylee" ooh somthin' smells goood!

*they get some food.*

wolf" yep, ertia, you've out done yerself with these buiscutes!"

pain" hey! that was me!"

wolf" *clearly surprised* oh, well, er... well done!"

pain" *beaming * thanks!"

book" so, kaylee hows the reconstruction of 13 going?"




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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 10:39 AM

13


"It's going spectacular!"

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'I don't know. He seems kind of peculiar.'

'Maybe he's Canadian!'

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 10:41 AM

BIGWOLF18


wolf" hey dude! wat you doin here already?
i thought you'de b in the recon for ages more yet."

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 10:41 AM

SAMEERTIA


"13! You're up!" Ertia stares at him in surprise. "Glad they got ya some legs!"

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 10:45 AM

DRPAIN


*Pain almost chokes on some ham substitute and says*

Nice to have you walkin' around 13. Didn't expect you to be up and runnin' this soon.

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 10:49 AM

BIGWOLF18


0oC: how old are you guys coz im feelin' like a youngun' here!

im 13 yrs



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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 10:54 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


I'm 16

so stay off my lawn!



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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 10:56 AM

SAMEERTIA


A lady does not disclose her age. Suffice it to say that U2's "With or Without You" was played at my High School senior prom, and we all Wang Chunged Tonight.


In other words, I'm old enough to be your mother. Please stop reminding me of this fact. ;)


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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 10:57 AM

13


Turned 14 on the 15th.

EDITED TO ADD: 'Everybody Wang Chung Tonight' is the song Angel sings at Caritas. It is hilarious. I highly recommend picking up the series.

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'I don't know. He seems kind of peculiar.'

'Maybe he's Canadian!'

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 11:02 AM

DRPAIN


Well in dog years I'd be dead. Seriously though I'll be 24 in two weeks.

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 11:14 AM

SAMEERTIA


omigod. I'm ancient! *curls up into decrepit old ball*

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 11:17 AM

DRPAIN


There there it's ok. You're not ancient you're experienced.

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 12:40 PM

DRPAIN


Ok on with the story.

*Fly makes her way into the galley and stops dead in her tracks. She says with a suprised look on her face*

13 you're walking? How...when..did you..gosh it's nice to see you on your legs again.

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:01 PM

13


"Yeah...although my waist doesn't feel too sturdy. I'll probably split like the revenues of the Alberta oil sands were among the provincial government and the property owners."

At Fly's blank stare, he mutters, "Economics. Sorry."

"Alberta? Never heard of that."

"Oh, I'm not surprised you haven't. There was that business with it seceding from the United Provinces of Canada in WWIII, and the viral outbreak in Edmonton during 2007...Canada's pretty unsung for Earth-That-Was countries."

"How come you know so much history?" Fly asks, leaning coolly against the wall. "Don't seem to be incredibly important, out here and right now."

"Studied it on Zenith." His short, almost brutal tone forces Fly to pursue the subject.

"Zenith...you grew up there. What was it like? Time I was there, nothin' but blood and dust."

"The towns were the worst. No law, bandits raping and looting...it was the sort of place where you had to grow up fast, or get trampled. My sister..." He trails off, eyes wistful and...glistening? He shakes his head, managing a brightly false smile. "Yeah, quite the place, Zenith. Too bad we didn't stop to take in the sights."

"That was where me and XIII grew up, the kind of 'watch my back I'll watch yours' friendship. Like I said before, rough place. Makes your definition of 'Border Moon' tame by comparison."


(OoC: What was the post about Dani the cancerous frog-bird-chameleon-mimic, E?)

(If anybody can come up with a weirder simile than the freakin' oil sands, you get an autographed cigar butt.)

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'I don't know. He seems kind of peculiar.'

'Maybe he's Canadian!'

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:36 PM

SAMEERTIA


I bow to your literary supremacy, 13! I'll try to re-hash the freak-mimic pet moment shortly. For the moment, though, I got nothin. :)

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 2:14 PM

JRC


Quote:

Originally posted by bigwolf18:
0oC: how old are you guys coz im feelin' like a youngun' here!

im 13 yrs





OoC: Uhoh, I'm in trouble

Everyone dies alone.

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 2:34 PM

DRPAIN


You're always getting into trouble JR. Remember that time on Santo...no wait that was me..Oh how about the time on Paquin...no that was me again...Nevermind then!

*Pain looked around the table and saw that JR, Mal, and Inara weren't present. Fly was still talking with 13 about something Eart-That-Was related and everyone else was eating. Pain wiped his mouth and got up from the table. Ertia saw him do this and said*

Where you going babe?

*Pain grinned kissed her on the head and replied*

I'm just goin' to see a man about a horse.

*Pain got up and headed for Inara's shuttle.*

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 5:15 PM

SAMEERTIA


Aww, thanks! And you know, really, I'm pretty damn good for a 30-something!

Ertia watches Pain go with a frown. Man about a horse? Finally, she shrugs it off, "Shepherd, can I take your plate?"

"Mighty kind of you." Book hands her his empty plate and reaches for the tea-pot.

"Interesting history, 13. I forget, sometimes, growing up like I did, that some of us came from such crap planets." Ertia starts washing up as Jayne comes in and heaps food on his plate.

"How long 'till we get to Londinium?" Jayne shoves back a chair and slumps into it without preamble.

"A day or so, Wash said." Kaylee answers. She's grinning an awful lot this morning, even for Kaylee. But still, there's something in her smile that doesn't reach her eyes. Simon is conspicuously absent at breakfast.

"Good." Jayne grunts with his mouthful, "'Cause that thing is getting on my last nerve."

Just then they realize that Dani has followed him into the kitchen, hop-skipping at his heels. "NERVE NERVE LAST NERVE!"

"That thing is getting on all our nerves." Book answers, as Kaylee grins and pats her leg to call it over, handing it a bit of egg from her plate.

"Aw, Shepherd, thought you was supposed to love all god's creatures?" She teases him.

"Animals mutated by man are not God's creatures." Book answers her seriously.

"CREATURE!!!!!!!!" Dani leaps to the table top and snatches Jayne's biscuit. "CREAT CREAT!"

"HEY!" Jayne shoves back his chair, but realizes that he doesn't want his food back after Dani's drooled on it. "I hate that thing. SHUT UP, YOU!"

"SHUT UP, YOU! SHUT UP YOU!" Dani mimics back.

Ertia looks at the burly mercenary squared off with the ugly little animal and chuckles, "I'm actually starting to like it a little!"


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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 6:00 PM

DRPAIN


You're welcome and I'm sure you are.

*Pain reaches the door to Inara's shuttle as it slides open and Mal comes out. Pain scoots over to let him pass and Mal looks at him and says in a not too friendly voice*

You ain't gonna be kissin' on Inara too are you? Cause I already done told JR he ain't to be doin' that no more.

*Pain is struck dumbfounded and thought to himself*

JR was kissin' Inara? I thought he had a thing for Sybil Harrow? Why would he be kissin' on Inara for?

*Pain blinked and said to Mal*

I don't plan on that sir. 'Sides Ertia's the only woman I plan on kissin'. No I'm hear to ask Inara if'n she knows any places on Londinium that I could take Ertia to.

*Mal was calmed down a little and said to Pain*

Well if'n that's all you're gonna to ask Inara about then it's shiny with me.

*Mal climbs down the stairs and heads for the galley. Pain walks up the stairs and knocks on the side of the shuttle's airlock door. Inara responds*

You can come in Pain I heard you talking with Mal. I'd be more than happy to help you wine and dine Ertia.

*Pain enters Inara's shuttle and takes in the fact that it's the first time he's stepped foot into the Companion's shuttle. She's sitting on her bed and says to him, as he stands inside the doorway*

Now what can I do to help you wow Ertia?

*Pain smiles and says*

I was wonderin' if'n you knew of any good restraunts I could take Ertia to, perhaps even a nice hotel, and maybe a place to buy a suit too?

*Inara smiles and says*

Of course I know some places on Londinium Pain, I am a Companion after all. I'll see what I can find for you. Have a seat Pain and I'll see what I can do.

*Pain sits down and says as Inara sits at her vidscreen and says some commands*

I'd appreciate it Inara.

*Inara takes out a pieces of paper and writes some stuff down. She gets up, walks towards Pain and gives him the paper. She says to him*

That's the addresses to some of the places I know. The first on is a tailor's shop that makes some of the finest suits in the Core. Tell them I sent you and you'll be taken care of. The second and third ones are the Chez Londinium, a fine restraunt with a spectacular view of New London and the New London Hotel. I've made reservations for the two of you at both places.

*Pain is suprised at Inara's generosity but manages to say*

Um thanks Inara. I'd kiss you but I wouldn't want the Captain to have another hissy fit.

*Inara chuckled and said*

It's quite alright Pain. He has certain issues that he needs to work out.

*Pain tucks the piece of paper into a pocket, got up and said*

Well I'm sure he does and thanks for everything. I don't know how to repay you.

*Inara placed a hand on Pain's shoulder and said*

It's ok Pain you don't have to.

*Pain smiled and left her shuttle. His plans for Ertia once they landed in New London were in place. He smiled again and headed back to the galley.*

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 8:12 PM

SHIPSCAT


(OOC - sorry for me vanishing like -well- a cat. I seem to have the worst ever luck with the site atm. Oh, and Ertia? This kitty Wang Chung'd tonite in college.... )

The grey tabby saunters into the galley, and hops up on the table with her usual non-chalance. But as she notices the mutant creature slobbering over Jayne's food, the cat bristles up to twice her unimposing size, arches her back and hisses furiously. With barely a glance at the people she thought of as HER crew, the cat leaps off the table and races away in the direction of the engine room.

13's strange pet tries to mimic the departed cat's angry hiss, but it comes out sounding more like a taunting raspberry....

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 10:57 PM

JRC


Before going to his bunk, JR goes to the galley and looks for a bottle of mead. He notices the crew eating, and also notices Pain heading towards Inara's shuttle, with Mal there too. "Pain" he thinks to himself, "watch yourself."
The crew was eating something, but he didn't have an appetite for food. He finally finds the bottle and reaches for a glass. "Glass? I don't need no stinkin' glass." He grabs the bottle, going over the events that had just transpired. "What the hell was I thinking? Hell, I wasn't even thinking, I just took her. I've done some stupid things before but this," his thoughts are racing thru his mind.
When he reaches his bed, he sits down and takes a huge swig of the drink. He removes the spider harness for his twin-gun shoulder holster from his back, places it on the chair next to him and lies down with the bottle by his side. "Gorrammit, what was I thinking? I'll never be able to face the captain again, and Inara, sh*t. Wouldn't doubt if Mal just decides to leave me on Londinium. Well, with Sybil there, might not be a bad idea....oh sh*t, Sybil."
He takes another huge gulp. With no food in his stomach, the mead quickly starts to give him a buzz. "Well, she didn't exactly tell me stop, did she," he tells himself.
In another hour, the bottle is half-finished, and so is JR. "Ain't gonna leave my bunk till we land, then, ahhh, maybe I'll...ummm, *hiccup*, sneak outta here, off this, ummm *hiccup* boat, not bother these f-f-olks no more," *hiccup*."


Everyone dies alone.

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 11:20 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


Quote:

Originally posted by ShipsCat:

13's strange pet tries to mimic the departed cat's angry hiss, but it comes out sounding more like a taunting raspberry



I LOLed





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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 4:52 AM

13


(OoC: 'Literary supremacy?' Hell, woman, you're better with words than I'll ever be. I can't even work a damn apostrophe!)

Sitting in somewhat awkward noise in the galley, 13's hand slowly reaches for a salt-shaker, stopping as Fly walks in, twisting past the other crew members.

"Everybody's got somebody," she sighs, dropping into a chair beside 13 and busting open a bottle. "I mean, JR and that...woman...Cap'n and Serenity, Wash and Zoe, Wolf and Kaylee, Ertia and Pain, Guy and his .45...what about you? Curious to know if the 'unfelt and unsung' was anythin' but alone."

Her tone is light and thinly casual, but 13 is somehow hurt by the last sentence. It is a small pain, like a papercut or a sliver, but lodges in the back of his mind, a blister.

"There was never time for anything but keeping the advantage, life I was in. Zenith, then HC...nobody but myself to keep me company. Not that I...umm...yeah, I'll be in my bunk a little too often...but not...you know?"

"Yeah," she says glumly. "I know. I just feel like...maybe we're supposed to be alone. Pain was the longest, but...nothing like that had ever come before or after."

"It's not as if you have a wide choice. You do live on a ship."

Swigging from the bottle, Fly continues.

"And then you jus' pop outof that crate, aiming to please and eat all our food. Somehow, that weird lovebot (Fran?) gessonboard, and BANG!" She slams her palm against the table, startling the formerly unshakable 13. "You're dead, spare bunk's blown to hell, and I'm popping pills. Then we get caught up in this whirlwind of robots, Zenith, and dead friends, all boiling down to that duel. And now." Her eyes set into his, and 13 squirms uncomfortably.

"Jus...doan seem right, being 'lone, when there's somebody fer ya right...here." Her head softly comes down to rest on the table, an easy snoring going through the galley.

13 notices the empty bottle in her hand, and the two lying next to it.



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'I don't know. He seems kind of peculiar.'

'Maybe he's Canadian!'

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 6:18 AM

BIGWOLF18


*wolf got up patted the mutant monstosity on the head (or was it its butt?) walked up to the bridge and took up his shift from wash*

wash" thanks im hungry!"

*kaylee walked in and sat on his knee, resting her head on his chest.*

wolf" hey, how are feelin'?"

kaylee" just shiney, thanks for cheering me up. "

wolf" anytime. "




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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 6:42 AM

13


doubledouble...

Heh.

(Fly, better come back, sort this out.)

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 6:43 AM

13


(OoC: What time is it overseas, English? Jes' wonderin..)

Sighing heavily as he realizes Fly isn't about to get up any time soon, he easily picks her up (gently, though. no de-braining strength for awhile now!), carrying her to her bunk.

On the way there, he passes Wolf heading to the bridge. The infringing pilot double-takes as he sees 13 carrying an unconscious body, and his left eyebrow almost disappears into his hair.

"Ummm...hey, 13. What are you doing?"

"Just taking her to her bunk."

"And?"

"What?"

Wolf flashes a roguish smile, eyes twinkling.

"Don't think I can't see it, 13. We're all feeling something here, on this ship. Maybe you two'll tap into it."

"For one thing, Wolf, she's unconscious, so what you're suggesting would mean tha-"

"I'm not unconscious," Fly whispers, staring up into 13's face. "Feel fine. Why am I in your arms?"

13 looks to Wolf all panic-like, to see the pilot leave, followed by Kaylee.

"You passed out, and I was carrying you, and then Wolf started saying something, and.." He shakes his head. "Just, don't ask questions, and let me have this."

"Have wha-" Fly is interrupted by a longing, soft kiss of release.

EDITED TO ADD: Wash nearly flees from the bridge as Kaylee and Wolf enter, eager to escape that little dose of discomfort.

As he exits the bridge (shutting the door behind he sighs as he see's the anroid kiss Fly, thinking: This is why we have bunks. Pain and Ertia are loud, but at least they try to keep themselves private as possible.

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'I don't know. He seems kind of peculiar.'

'Maybe he's Canadian!'

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 7:06 AM

BIGWOLF18


its about... 5:45 pm, why wat time is it across the pond?

*wolf was sitting in the pilot chair with his arms round kaylee when a light flashed and something started beeping.*

wolf" wah..? oh cr*p !"

*wolf gets up in such a hurry that kaylee falls to the floor.*

wolf" oh go im so sorry!"

*he helps kaylee to her feet then runs to the gally where everyone is eating.*

wolf" engine...fuel...leak!"

mal" get ya breath back!"

*wolf takes a few deep breaths.*

wolf" theres a fuel leak! it must have happend when orphan came!"

*kaylee hears and runs strate to the engineroom*

2 mins later

*kaylee runs in*

kaylee" its critical,we have to stop."

*wolf runs into the bridge with wash flying shotgun.*

wolf" *flips 3 switches overhead* right theres a small backwater moon with a fuel station, we can stop there."

*he plots the course for the moon.*

2 hours later

*wolf and wash walk into the cargo bay*

wash" ok we are entering atmo."




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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 7:24 AM

13


(11:15, good buddy. In the morning, and ma partay's still jumpin, cuz ma moms aint ho-home..erm, sorry.)

"Every damn time I do something important, we have to go to a station! And every station I got to, I get stabbed or shot!"

2 HOURS EARLIER...

They break the kiss softly, and Fly's gaze bores into 13's.

"Get some sleep," he repeats, taking her to her bunk, laying her softly on the bed.

As he turns to leave, she whispers, "Just stay with me."

"Alright."

(Think everyone else is at work or school, English. Let's see if we can't sort out this 'backwater business' before they get back?)

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 7:30 AM

DRPAIN


Hey I'm here. I'm just preoccupied.

*Pain and Ertia were in his bunk (Now there's a suprise) cuddling with each other for the past two hours, oblivious to what was happening outside of his bunk. Pain ran his fingers through her hair and said*

Well I reckon I should tell you my plans for when we reach Londinium.

*Ertia responds in mock suprise*

You have plans! I didn't know YOU had plans.

*Pain chuckled, shook his head and said*

You are such a tease sometimes. Yes I have plans that involve both of us eating at a nice Core restraunt and spending two days in a nice Core hotel suite. All taken care of with some help from Inara. So what do you think of them plans bao bei?

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 8:04 AM

BIGWOLF18


good call unless you got anythin' planned i'll wrap this up in a single post

*serenity landed in the station and kaylee, wolf and wash started haggeling for parts. jr and jayne left the ship to look around. after 2hours the ship was up and running.*

*they left atmo and were into the black once more.*

there all nice and tidy like it never happend, coz it was a bad idea and shouldn't have happend. now on with the story!




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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 8:14 AM

13


(Got nuttin. So...here's a needless bump!)
(C'mon, Ertia..Fly..Getting twitchy.)

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 8:21 AM

BIGWOLF18


nuttin here too, fly? ertia? the guys are having brain melt!

*wolf, wash and kaylee walk up to the gally.*

kaylee" er... i need to go to the engineroom."

wolf" er.. me too."

wash" ok, i guess i'll go fly then."

*kaylee and wolf practicly skip away.*

wash" hasnt anyone got a headache?!"


ok, my heads dry. pain, anything?




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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 8:31 AM

SAMEERTIA


gimme a bit. Work is BAD today!

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 8:34 AM

13


(Sorry 'bout work. Makin' me feel guilty for taking the summer off! ;)

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 8:38 AM

BIGWOLF18


heh heh heh im free to do wat i like.

well there is school

and homework

and dog walks

and chores!

damn! i mad my self sad again!
sorry about work ertia



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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 8:49 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


I can't add anything to that. Colin?



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