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NATHAN FILLION FACTS

POSTED BY: CHOLLETT
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Thursday, May 18, 2006 8:21 PM

CHOLLETT


These are facts about our BDH.....a la Chuck Norris. Can be Nate or Malcolm facts. Just wanna see how much can come up/how far this can go.


Nathan Fillion can walk on the water made from the tears of his fans.

Nathan Fillion once shot down an Alliance ship simply by pointing at it and saying "BANG".

Nathan Fillion was Private Ryan. Matt Damon was just his stunt double.

Slither was based on a true story involving Nathan Fillion. The movie makers had to add casualties and a weaker version of Nathan in to create tension.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 8:26 PM

RIVER6213


LOL! I like it!

River

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 8:42 PM

GEEKUSA


Haha! That's hilarious! Should do this for all our BDH.

Um... Um... If Nathan Fillion had been around in 1871, there'd be no Great Chicago Fire. One blast from his nostrils would've extinguished it instantly.

That's all I can think of...

"Knew it...probably...saw them cops...and...turned...tail..."

"Can't...sentence...properly."

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Friday, May 19, 2006 6:17 AM

FOLLOWMAL


These are great! I'm no good at this sort of thing, but I am bumping for the folks who come along who are.

"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

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Friday, May 19, 2006 6:25 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


Nathan Fillion solved the cuban missile crises. He wasn't born yet, but he is Nathan Fillion - so he could do that.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 6:27 AM

TRISTAN


Mal's smile can calm the tension in any room.

Um...nope, that was it.

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 6:47 AM

DEEPGIRL187


Does Nathan have an e-mail address acessible to fans? He would really get a kick out of these.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 6:49 AM

DEWRASTLER


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Friday, May 19, 2006 7:04 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Nathan Fillion broke the code that allowed the US to win the battle of Midway.

Shaft calls up Nathan Fillion for advice on how to talk to 'The Chicks'.

Nathan Fillion runs the two minute mile.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, May 19, 2006 7:11 AM

TRISTAN


Nathan Fillion once tripped and hit the ground with his chiseled jaw...the result is now know as the Grand Canyon.

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 7:13 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


Nathan Fillion can put a hand and a foot on every circle on the twister mat at the same time without falling, or breaking a sweat.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 7:31 AM

KEVAR


Nathan Fillion knows why the chicken really crossed the road. . . .

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Friday, May 19, 2006 7:35 AM

FIRESTALKER


Nathan Fillion is the only man alive that can make wearing a kilt look manly.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 7:36 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


Nathan Fillion can tell when it's real and when its memorex.


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Friday, May 19, 2006 7:50 AM

ANONYMOUS1


Quote:

Originally posted by Firestalker:
Nathan Fillion is the only man alive that can make wearing a kilt look manly.





http://www.slithermovie.co.uk/nathanfillion

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Friday, May 19, 2006 7:55 AM

CHRISTHECYNIC


Quote:

Originally posted by Kevar:
Nathan Fillion knows why the chicken really crossed the road. . . .


That's my favorite.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 8:33 AM

KEVAR


Quote:

Originally posted by christhecynic:
Quote:

Originally posted by Kevar:
Nathan Fillion knows why the chicken really crossed the road. . . .


That's my favorite.



Thanks!

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Friday, May 19, 2006 8:38 AM

FOLLOWMAL


Quote:

Originally posted by Anonymous1:
Quote:

Originally posted by Firestalker:
Nathan Fillion is the only man alive that can make wearing a kilt look manly.





http://www.slithermovie.co.uk/nathanfillion



Oh, my, I love this thread! It just gets better and better.

"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

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Friday, May 19, 2006 9:15 AM

MSG


ok that truly is the first time I've seen a kilt look manly.
I would also like to say that Nathan is the only thing that kept a relatively pathetic sitcom ( Two Guys and a Girl) going for so long.

And you have to admire any actor who can create a character that cane deal with and enjoy one of the highest maintainance women I have ever seen on screen

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Friday, May 19, 2006 9:26 AM

FOLLOWMAL


Quote:

Originally posted by msg:
ok that truly is the first time I've seen a kilt look manly.
I would also like to say that Nathan is the only thing that kept a relatively pathetic sitcom ( Two Guys and a Girl) going for so long.

And you have to admire any actor who can create a character that cane deal with and enjoy one of the highest maintainance women I have ever seen on screen



It's the leather!
And the legs, and those eyes, and that facial hair, and the hair, actually it's the whole package.

I just recently am watching 2 G & a G. You are so right about the high maintenance thing and he is so wonderful as Johnny. I skipped all else but him.. he made it worth it.

"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

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Friday, May 19, 2006 12:22 PM

CHOLLETT


Nathan Fillion is one of the only survivors of Chuck Norris's famous roundhouse kick. Chuck's foot got lost in Nathan's nostril, and was removed before any harmful contact was made.

Nathan Fillion CAN believe it's not butter.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 1:29 PM

WORSHIPMAL


Quote:

Originally posted by deepgirl187:
Does Nathan have an e-mail address acessible to fans? He would really get a kick out of these.

I don't know if this is already common knowledge around here, but my boyfriend emailed me today to say he added Nathan as his friend on MySpace. So that pretty much got me to hurry up and sign up so I could view his whole profile...

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&frien
dID=21321215

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Friday, May 19, 2006 2:35 PM

VOLK564


Nathan Fillion always knows EXACTLY what Willis is talking about.

Nathan Fillion does, indeed, smell what the Rock is cooking.

Nathan Fillion owns his own Firefly.

Nathan Fillion doesn't vote. If he did, the voter turnout of people that would vote the way he did would be so large the winning candidate would be accused of cheating.

Nathan Fillion invented the internet. He just let Al Gore borrow it.

When Adam and Eve left the garden, they wondered "So, what should we do now?" Their answer: "Let's go hang out with Nathan."

Nathan Fillion discovered Pluto.

Nathan Fillion is the Canadian ambassador to America.

Nathan Fillion has the eye of the tiger. In fact, he hunted down the tiger himself.

*disclaimer: Yes, I do know that voting is anonymous and that Al Gore did NOT invent the internet. The jokes are just funnier that way.




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Friday, May 19, 2006 2:44 PM

KAYNA

I love my captain


Quote:

Originally posted by WorshipMal:
Quote:

Originally posted by deepgirl187:
Does Nathan have an e-mail address acessible to fans? He would really get a kick out of these.

I don't know if this is already common knowledge around here, but my boyfriend emailed me today to say he added Nathan as his friend on MySpace. So that pretty much got me to hurry up and sign up so I could view his whole profile...


James Gunn, the director of Slither has said that that is not Nathan's myspace. He says that Nathan does not have a myspace. This was discussed at great lenght in Mal's Bunk.
Here's a quote from James Gunn's myspace and the link.

"Also - fake MySpace profiles are popping up for various SLiTHER actors on MySpace. The ONLY actors who have MySpace pages from SLiTHER of whom I'm aware are Michael Rooker and Jenna Fischer (as Pam Beesly). Nathan Fillion, for instance, definitely DOES NOT have a MySpace page, and all pages that claim to be him are fan pages. Just so you know."

See it here:

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...logID=110206288


Oh yeah, Nathan can fly and turn back time like in that Superman movie. In fact, Superman is really based on Nathan. I know the comics were created before he was "allegedly" born but Nathan can move back and forth through time.



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Friday, May 19, 2006 3:29 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


Quote:

Originally posted by Kayna:
Oh yeah, Nathan can fly and turn back time like in that Superman movie. In fact, Superman is really based on Nathan. I know the comics were created before he was "allegedly" born but Nathan can move back and forth through time.


Which reminds me, Nathan came before the chicken AND the egg.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 3:50 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse...

...horses aren't even hung like Chuck Norris...

...Horses and Chuck Norris are hung like Nathan Fillion...although not quite as big.

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Nathan's milkshake brings everyone to the yard. And Damn right, it's better than yours!

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If Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel had a baby....Nathan Fillion could still P3WN it!

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IF Nathan jumped into water, Nathan wouldn't get wet, the water would get Nathan fillion.


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Friday, May 19, 2006 3:55 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


Nathan Fillion killed Kenny. And the rest of South Park let it slide.

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Do you know what Nathan Fillion's problem is?

He's too good looking.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 4:05 PM

KAYLEESTHEGREATEST


nathan knows the wrong way to eat a recees

Someday the verse will spit in your soup but at least they gave you soup.
one day
one plan
one mission
one army of browncoats
june 23rd serenity day

-Our mission as browncoats is to make us known.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 4:28 PM

NCBROWNCOAT


So tired from work today that my brain wasn't working-then I saw this thread and really perked up.
I think the kilt picture did it.

Here's my contribution:

Nathan invented the kilt-he let the Scots just borrow it.



One day.
One plan.
One army of Browncoats.

On June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 4:38 PM

REDLAVA


In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Nathan Fillion, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.


Nathan Fillion sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled ass-kicking ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Nathan punched devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.


When Nahtan Fillion sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, in a browncoat with his pistol drawn. Nathan Fillion has not had to pay taxes ever.

Nathan Fillion once challenged Lance Armstrong in a “Who has more testicles?” contest. Nathan Fillion won by 5.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 5:05 PM

FREDGIBLET


Nathan Fillion bears a striking resemblance to Jesus, I'll only give you one guess as to why.

When camera crews film Nathan Fillion they have to use special cameras that can stand the power of his screen presence, regular cameras explode within seconds of being turned on.

Nathan Fillion does not wear tight pants, the pants just can't stand to be away from him.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 5:32 PM

IHEARTFIREFLY



Quote:

Originally posted by Kayna:

Here's a quote from James Gunn's myspace and the link.

"Also - fake MySpace profiles are popping up for various SLiTHER actors on MySpace. The ONLY actors who have MySpace pages from SLiTHER of whom I'm aware are Michael Rooker and Jenna Fischer (as Pam Beesly). Nathan Fillion, for instance, definitely DOES NOT have a MySpace page, and all pages that claim to be him are fan pages. Just so you know."



Hey, thanks for the illumination.
...Now I feel like a big loser sending a friend request, hoping it might be legit. Those darn pics they have up look so real. Darn those kinivers! (sp?) hmm...don't know that I've ever spelled that word.

"Can't take the sky..."

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Friday, May 19, 2006 5:40 PM

KAYNA

I love my captain


Quote:

Originally posted by fredgiblet:
Nathan Fillion does not wear tight pants, the pants just can't stand to be away from him.


Hee!
This one is awesome!
I could say something inaproriate but I think I'll save it for elsewhere.

And IHF, don't feel too bad. Some of those pics do look awful personal. Plus, everyone likes to hope. If I could find a myspace that I tuought was his I would join myspace just to make a friend request.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 9:09 PM

VOLK564


Thought up a few more:

Nathan Fillion not only cracked Da Vinci's code, he also helped write it.

Nathan Fillion actually makes up his own species - Homo fillion.

Nathan Fillion can easily make a perpetual motion device. He just doesn't feel like it.

Nathan Fillion has been inside Area 51. It's not all it's cracked up to be.



-Volk

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Friday, May 19, 2006 9:50 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


Nathan met God once. Turns out that God is one of Nathan's biggest fans.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 10:36 PM

KELLYOFLUTHIEN


Nathan Fillion can mathematically make two wrongs equal a right.

Nathan Fillion knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, and it ain't three, mother!

On the first day, Nathan Fillion said "Let there be God."

Nathan Fillion doesn't sleep.....he waits.

Four out of five dentists recommend Nathan Fillion.

Nathan Fillion can make a woman climax by simply pointing to her and saying "Booyah."



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Friday, May 19, 2006 10:50 PM

SHADOWJO


Quote:

Originally posted by Redlava:
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Nathan Fillion, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.


Nathan Fillion sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled ass-kicking ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Nathan punched devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.


When Nahtan Fillion sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, in a browncoat with his pistol drawn. Nathan Fillion has not had to pay taxes ever.

Nathan Fillion once challenged Lance Armstrong in a “Who has more testicles?” contest. Nathan Fillion won by 5.



That is the funniest thing I have read all day

If there isn't any chocolate in heaven, then I ain't going

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Saturday, May 20, 2006 12:51 AM

BRONZETHUMB


* Nathan Fillion always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

* Nathan Fillion let the dogs out.

* Nathan Fillion once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Nathan Fillion re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

* Nathan Fillion's s*** does not, in fact, stink.

* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Nathan Fillion.

* Several American NFL teams are currently in negotiations to have their teams renamed "the Fillionares".

* Nathan Fillion’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

* Nathan Fillion coined the phrase "to coin a phrase".

* There is no such thing as global warming. Nathan Fillion was cold, so he turned the sun up.

* Nathan Fillion was offered the opportunity to become the Dalai Lama. He respectfully declined. He is also being considered as the next Pope, the next Head of Scientology, and the next President of Uganda.

* If you spell Nathan Fillion in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

* Nathan Fillion created the sport of hockey when he became bored with conventional golf.

* Nathan Fillion discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Nathan Fillion is even more good-looking than in this one.

* Nathan Fillion has the greatest poker-face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

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Saturday, May 20, 2006 1:19 AM

EMMARIGBY


(I love you all for brightening my day with these!)

* Nathan Fillion has a National Health Warning tattooed to his butt that has to be digitally removed during any nude scenes. This was oficially ordered when scientific studies revealed that more than a couple of second's exposure to his nakid form causes severe mental retardation and excessive saliva production in all women over the age of puberty.

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Saturday, May 20, 2006 2:33 AM

REDLAVA


Quote:

Nathan Fillion has the greatest poker-face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.



That is the best one ever.
Nathan must have thought of that one.

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Saturday, May 20, 2006 6:06 AM

ANONYMOUS1


Quote:

Originally posted by Redlava:
When Nahtan Fillion sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, in a browncoat with his pistol drawn. Nathan Fillion has not had to pay taxes ever.



I went looking for this pic, but I decided on this one instead



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Saturday, May 20, 2006 6:13 AM

FREDGIBLET


Quote:

Originally posted by Redlava:
Quote:

Nathan Fillion has the greatest poker-face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.



That is the best one ever.
Nathan must have thought of that one.



Actually it was stolen from the Chuck Norris facts, just like a lot of these...

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Saturday, May 20, 2006 6:15 AM

FOLLOWMAL


Quote:

Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
.....scientific studies revealed that more than a couple of second's exposure to his nakid form causes severe mental retardation and excessive saliva production in all women over the age of puberty.



Actually, Emma, this one is fact.

"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

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Saturday, May 20, 2006 7:37 AM

KEVAR


Nathan Fillion makes straight men consider homosexuality. . . maybe. . . if they were both drunk. . .

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Saturday, May 20, 2006 8:52 AM

MORWEN112


Quote:

* Nathan Fillion created the sport of hockey when he became bored with conventional golf.


Which is why its so big in Canada...

Quote:

* If you spell Nathan Fillion in Scrabble, you win. Forever.


*falls of chair laughing* these are great! Here's my stab...


The French never really gave Canada to the British. They gave Canada to Nathan Fillion as a present for being so awesome...he just let the British borrow it for awhile.

Nathan Fillion knows who stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

You know when God and Satan had that big fight awhile back? It was over who got to sit next to Nathan Fillion at the dinner table.

Nathan Fillion is the real Lord of the Dance...not that Flatley guy...

The ancient Greeks created Apollo after they saw Nathan Fillion.


Mine is an evil sugar high laugh! Bwahahahaha!

Morwen

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Saturday, May 20, 2006 9:20 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29



And behold, Nathan Fillion laughed and there was music, he smiled and there was light ,he sneezed and behold , there was humanity.
Some say he even invented cheese.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for Nathan.

Bryce
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I swallowed a bug.

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Saturday, May 20, 2006 10:03 AM

SHINYDS


*Extensive scientific research has concluded that the Big Bang was actually the result of Nathan Fillion cracking his knuckles.

*Solar eclipses are just Nathan Fillion doing shadow puppets.

Some of these are really great, keep 'em up!

--SDS

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Saturday, May 20, 2006 10:17 AM

OURMRSWASHBURNE


Oh, these are class.

Let's see...

The Latin for "Oh you're really F*cked now" is "Ave, Nathan Fillion."

When River Tam lost her mind, Nathan Fillion found it and put it back.

Nathan Fillion would consider that Reaver harpoon incident 'getting a splinter'.

Nathan Fillion has never been addicted to drugs, although many drugs are addicted to Nathan Fillion.

Krispy Kreme have discontinued their jelly filled donuts in favour of calling the next range "Nathan Filli'n".

Nathan Fillion NEVER needs to ask for directions. To ANYWHERE.

Nathan Fillion knows exactly where the G spot is, because he put it there.

Nathan Fillion can help slimming as part of a calorie controlled diet.

Packets of peanuts are now marked with the phrase "Warning : May Contain Nathan Fillion".

Coca Cola are about to be sued because only Nathan Fillion is The Real Thing.



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Nathen Fillion essence is currently being tested by the CIA as a suppliment to create super soldiers.


An I carried such a torch

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