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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 12:20 PM

SERYN


and mistletoe and lovely sparkly baubles...

yes, with only 4 days to go I figured it was about time I got round to it.

So feel free to be as festive or not as you please, though I am setting a challenge for you all -find the worst christmas cracker joke that you can.

So to start us off I have this little delight

"what does a polite mouse always say?"

"cheese and thank you"


Yes. Well, on that note, I believe someone mentioned hot buttered rum...


PS. I keep meaning to say this - newbies! welcome! help yourself to alcohol, and cushions, and anything else that takes your fancy, theres trail mix around here somewhere... We always welcome novelty wafflings.

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 12:32 PM

LIGHTMEDARK


wow, wonderful joke ;p

/me settles into his accustomed spot in the nook

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 3:57 PM

SCORPIONREGENT


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Scorpion Regent jets a stream of liquid nitrogen across the swimming pool turning it into a solid sheet of ice.

Now you will all have to play Calvinball on ice! Watch as everyone beats a path to M4P's door to join their team.

Scorpion Regent

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 4:41 PM

JADEHAND


Yay! new nook. Oh?! mistletoe! for Seryn
Chrismas Cracker joke?
What sort of crackers are we making fun of?


*waits for heated pool to melt*
I was about to go for a swim. Oh well, more Captain and Coke with The Cure and Seryn.


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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 5:56 PM

ORPHEUS


fa la la la la, la la la la.

Merry Christmas to the new thread!

Did somebody say Calvinball on Ice?! Maybe in a bit.

Where's the eggnog?

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 10:21 PM

SERYN


the crackers that youput on the table made of paper and foil, you pull them, and they have a party hat and a treat and some of the worst jokes in the universe in them.

please tell me you have christmas crackers?


if not, i'm going to have to buy a couple of boxes, and bring them with me if I ever manage to get over to a con (yep, i'vew decided I want a holiday some time next year, its just deciding when and where)

orpheus - make some up, i've never had eggnogg before, anyone know a good recipe?

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Thursday, December 22, 2005 1:15 AM

FILLYGIRL

Operative: "Its worse than you know..." Mal: "It usually is."


I'm sorry to say most Americans don't know what Christmas crackers are. I belong to a 'tea group'
and I'm a fan of Dr. Who, Hitch-hiker's Guide etc. so along the way I found out about them. Bought a package for my family two years ago, they are very expensive over here, $12 for four of them, we get them at those import type stores,
(Pier 1 Imports). I guess your going to educate us! Maybe somebody can remember reindeer jokes ??


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...it usually is.....Mal

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Thursday, December 22, 2005 4:08 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Haven't any of you read Harry Potter?

I LOVE crackers. I'll save my jokes for you, Seryn.

I buy Christmas crackers at my little downtown british grocer place. And I think I paid $7 for a box of 10. $12 for 4 is a serious rip-off. I saw some at Pier1 the other day, they were a better deal than that.

I'll have to bring a few to my NYE party so people can see what they are. If my brother and I don't pop them all on Christmas Eve.

Okay, and now for an explanation as to what they are:
http://www.oldenglishcrackers.com/

They are much fun. Two people each hold and end and you pull, and the little popper inside goes POP and out falls a silly little joke, a cheap plastic toy and a paper hat you wear on your head the rest of the night.

*Serenity dons a pair of figure skates, a figure skating outfit (complete with tutu and sequins) and a Hockey Mask. She grabs a broom.*

I'm all ready for Calvinball on Ice!!!

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Thursday, December 22, 2005 4:13 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Quote:

Originally posted by seryn:

if not, i'm going to have to buy a couple of boxes, and bring them with me if I ever manage to get over to a con (yep, i'vew decided I want a holiday some time next year, its just deciding when and where)




That's an easy decision. You want to come to Dragon*Con. It's in Atlanta at the end of august/beginning of September. Don't know the exact dates off the top of my head. But you want to come! I'll be there, as will JadeHand and anyone who's anyone. I'm told it's the largest Con in the US.

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Thursday, December 22, 2005 5:00 AM

JADEHAND


Ahhhh...those. Yea, had my first expierence with those way back, when was it?.....Yea, last year. No hat just little figurine and a piece of paper which may have been a joke. See to me, Crackers are either the little crispy things you put cheese on, or a white guy in the wrong neighborhood 40 years ago. *shrugs*
*adds new definition of cracker to personal dictionary....Note:not tasty with cheese*

Oh, and yes Dragon*Con is the place to be. Might not be the biggest con, but at least the biggest in the SE US. Always the first weekend of Sept. so that's a ways off. Still like the idea of a Browncoat floor with the flag hanging off the balconies.

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Thursday, December 22, 2005 5:08 AM

CALLMESERENITY


We really need to be proactive about that if we want our browncoat floor.

*note: in New Year, rally Browncoats for the BCF@D*C*

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Thursday, December 22, 2005 5:50 AM

ORPHEUS


::whips up some eggnog::
Never took one cooking lesson. Also, feel free to spike it at your convenience.

::dons a pair of pilot goggles, grabs a hockey stick. Skating out onto the ice, he promptly falls face first::

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Thursday, December 22, 2005 7:53 AM

LIGHTMEDARK


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
But you want to come! I'll be there, as will JadeHand and anyone who's anyone. I'm told it's the largest Con in the US.



Hmm, in that case I should be planning on it ;p

Wow, I never knew those were called crackers...I've used them on many occasions but never knew the name...odd ;D

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Thursday, December 22, 2005 8:03 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Quote:

Originally posted by Orpheus:
::whips up some eggnog::
Never took one cooking lesson. Also, feel free to spike it at your convenience.



*spikes eggnog when no one's looking.*
Quote:


::dons a pair of pilot goggles, grabs a hockey stick. Skating out onto the ice, he promptly falls face first::



Oh, poor Orpheus! Would you like a skating lesson?

*Tries to help Orpheus up. He falls again, taking her with him*

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Thursday, December 22, 2005 8:11 AM

JADEHAND


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
*spikes eggnog when no one's looking.*



*spikes the eggnog*
What? I didn't see anyone else do it.
*has a drink of eggnog*
*stumbles off thata way*



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Thursday, December 22, 2005 8:22 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Anyone want some nog in their rum?

*snort*

Funny-ish story for you. Entitled "The Time Serenity Got Sloshed at Work."

A couple of years ago, I was working at a catalogue company and the owner bought all this food for us for a Christmas lunch. I was in the office working away like a good girl while she and a few others were setting up. She had some store-bought eggnog that I saw her pour into a punch bowl.
I thought the eggnog was really yummy (better tasting than most brands) so I had 2 big mugfuls of it.
Well, soon thereafter, I start getting the giggles and my face gets all flushed and I can't stop laughing and someone says to me "How much eggnog did you drink?" And I said I had two mugfuls of it. And they went "You did WHAT?!?" And then everyone in the room starts laughing because THEY all knew that there was tequila in the eggnog but no one thought to tell me.

I wasn't allowed to answer the phone for the rest of the day and I got teased about it forever.

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Thursday, December 22, 2005 8:52 AM

SERYN


DragonCon it is then, I have to go into organising mode now don't I?

eek!

I'll have some of that eggnog (just a wee bit)

Calvinball on ice? *put on feathered carnival mask and matching ball room dancing dress*

I'm in.

Would blinding your fellow players with sequins be considered cheating?

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Thursday, December 22, 2005 9:04 AM

SCORPIONREGENT


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Quote:

Originally posted by seryn:

if not, i'm going to have to buy a couple of boxes, and bring them with me if I ever manage to get over to a con (yep, i'vew decided I want a holiday some time next year, its just deciding when and where)




That's an easy decision. You want to come to Dragon*Con. It's in Atlanta at the end of august/beginning of September. Don't know the exact dates off the top of my head. But you want to come! I'll be there, as will JadeHand and anyone who's anyone. I'm told it's the largest Con in the US.

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Point of fact the San Diego Comic Con is the largest. But hey happyness is where you find it.

Scorpion Regent

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Thursday, December 22, 2005 9:07 AM

ORPHEUS


Quote:

Oh, poor Orpheus! Would you like a skating lesson?

*Tries to help Orpheus up. He falls again, taking her with him*


Until today, I've never even been out on the ice. I think I'm doing well for a first-timer.

::wipes the blood off his cheek::

On second thought, maybe I could use some lessons.

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Thursday, December 22, 2005 9:12 AM

SCORPIONREGENT


HAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!



Now to as I have them in my trap I shall set my evil plan in motion.
Rolling eyes maniacally, rubbing hands together with perverse glee.

Now all I have to do is...

A Capsicen 38 engine falls out of the sky knocking Scorpion Regent unconscoius.

Plot foiled.

Scorpion Regent

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Thursday, December 22, 2005 9:12 AM

JADEHAND


Why do I now have the image of Leo Getz from Leathal Weapon 3 in my head?

"I'm Dying, my body's getting cold...."
"Umm....you're laying on ice."

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Thursday, December 22, 2005 9:23 AM

CALLMESERENITY


LOL! silliness.

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Thursday, December 22, 2005 9:31 AM

ORPHEUS


"You mean, as in penguins and Eskimos and igloos and...ICE?"

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Thursday, December 22, 2005 2:46 PM

CITIZEN


*has never had eggnog*

Does it actually have eggs in it?

Cause I'm not too sure about drinking eggs...



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Thursday, December 22, 2005 2:57 PM

LIGHTMEDARK


i'm definitely not a fan of eggs, but i like eggnog

and funny story there, cms...ahaha

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Thursday, December 22, 2005 3:30 PM

SCORPIONREGENT


Quote:

Originally posted by citizen:
*has never had eggnog*

Does it actually have eggs in it?

Cause I'm not too sure about drinking eggs...



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Thursday, December 22, 2005 6:19 PM

JADEHAND


Quote:

Originally posted by Orpheus:
"You mean, as in penguins and Eskimos and igloos and...ICE?"

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I meant the ice that you were laying on when you were ice skating and fell.
*is terribly afraid he's missing something.*

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Thursday, December 22, 2005 6:23 PM

ORPHEUS


Yeah, I know. You quoted something, so I figured I might, as well. Mine was from Cool Runnings, by the way.

I'm not that out of my mind yet.

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Thursday, December 22, 2005 6:28 PM

JADEHAND


Ah, ok, it's been awhile since I've seen that one, so I didn't make the connect. Sorry. Get it now.

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Friday, December 23, 2005 4:28 AM

SCORPIONREGENT


Quote:

Originally posted by Orpheus:
Y

I'm not that out of my mind yet.

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Just give us some more time we'll gt to that.

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Friday, December 23, 2005 6:34 AM

CITIZEN


When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas Pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

So, frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.

In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open , and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.



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Friday, December 23, 2005 10:35 AM

SERYN


Huh?

Whats'eeonabout?

Oh yeah, you just know why they jumped the paddock...

Darn elves....!


Bwah! hahaha hahaha haaaa ha ha ha ...

(k, so i'm not the greatest scriptwriter...)

almost sprayed tea all over the keyboard... god thats funny

the angel on top of our tree is actually cross-eyed.. fitting, veeery fitting.

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Friday, December 23, 2005 11:43 AM

JADEHAND


Great.
As if people weren't already looking at me like I'm some kinda freak, now I'll be laughing when I look at Christmas trees.

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Friday, December 23, 2005 3:04 PM

SERYN


'sall right, you can't get worse than me, I was laughing at pigions (thinking about their superiority over goslings when it came to suitable juggling material)

I got a funny look from everyone within earshot that day, I was so proud...


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Friday, December 23, 2005 3:17 PM

CALLMESERENITY


Christmas cracker joke:

Q: What do a call a girl with a piano on her head?

A: Joanna!


If anyone gets the punchline to this, let me know because it makes NO sense to me or anyone else in my family.

Also, the crackers I got were rubbish. They don't pop properly.

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Friday, December 23, 2005 3:21 PM

SERYN


you know what? I think you won.

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Saturday, December 24, 2005 1:11 PM

JADEHAND


yeah, I don't get it. Unless her name is joanna, and well, that doesn't change just because she's got a piano on her head.


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Saturday, December 24, 2005 3:18 PM

CALLMESERENITY


I studied music theory intensively the 2 years I was a music major in college and I can't think of any musical term that would make that joke make sense.

*accepts her award for stupidest christmas cracker joke*

Ath and I are going to go decorate the tree as soon as he finishes wrapping presents. We made cookies earlier today. And we're wearing Santa hats!(gosh, we sound like a Norman Rockwell painting!)

I love Christmas!!

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Saturday, December 24, 2005 3:26 PM

CITIZEN


I'm drunk. I was forced to leave the christmas eve party early, missing the poker, because me lift is going to work tommorrow, and I'm drunk.

Did I mention that I'm drunk.

It's 1:21am, so Santa is either on his way here or I've missed him. I'm setting the traps just in case...

oh and...

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!!



And for those in the back...

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!!



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Saturday, December 24, 2005 3:30 PM

CALLMESERENITY


MERRY CHRISTMAS to you, too Seanny! You silly drunk thing!

Now, go to sleep so the daytime will come faster!

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Saturday, December 24, 2005 3:39 PM

CITIZEN


Young lady I am not Drunk, I am not anebre, I am not, anoobre...

I am not anebrianooted.

I am not drunk. I am just happy.

*leans on wall*
*wall isn't actually there*
*falls over*
Come on trig, we're leaving
*Realises no one understands that last part*
Damn, waste of a really good Only Fools and Horses tie in...

ok, Night...



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Saturday, December 24, 2005 5:34 PM

JADEHAND


Good to see you're feeling better CMS. Hope you have a Merry Christmas.
And Merry Christmas to all you other Nook folk, Nookers?, Nookies?
Ah whatever, Happy holidays Hope you get what you deserve .



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The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
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But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion



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Saturday, December 24, 2005 5:41 PM

ORPHEUS


As a Merry Christmas to the Nook, I bring tidings of a billiards table and a promise to return more frequently in the New Year.

For now though, I sleep.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

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"Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

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Sunday, December 25, 2005 3:28 AM

SCORPIONREGENT


The pool is once again swimable and there is a jacuzzi now. There's a CD juke box in the corner that seems to have a infinite capacity for cd's.

Scorpion Regent

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Sunday, December 25, 2005 3:47 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Merry Christmas everyone!

Oooh! Look! There are presents under the tree for all of us!

*hangs out in the jacuzzi until her mom wakes up and she can open her presents*

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/



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Sunday, December 25, 2005 3:54 AM

ORPHEUS


Ooh, what's under the tree for me?

::unwraps present:: Gasp! It's the copy of Serenity that nobody gave me this year ()! NOW it's the best Christmas ever!

Here's a tip for all of you for next Christmas: Don't ask for something that comes out the week before Christmas. They won't wait that long to shop for you. I've learned that two years in a row (last year it was Shaun of the Dead).

Anyway, Merry Christmas again everyone!

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"Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

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Sunday, December 25, 2005 4:03 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Orpheus-I CAN'T BELIEVE no one gave you Serenit!!. What an outrage!!

I am still waiting to find out if I got my copy. But I made enough ruckus that I'm 90% sure I'll get it.

My Christmas list went something like this:

Serenity
a book
Serenity
a CD
Serenity
a cute sweater
Serenity
a DVD
Serenity

Let's hope they got the hint.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/



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Sunday, December 25, 2005 4:28 AM

LIGHTMEDARK


lol, cms ;P

and Merry Christmas, nookers ;D

i wish i wasn't at work right now, but oh well ;)

Quote:

Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:
There's a CD juke box in the corner that seems to have a infinite capacity for cd's.



Haha, I was wrapping presents last night at my parent's house, so of course I listened to some music as I was doing that task. My dad came downstairs to do a couple work related things and heard the brutal insanity of the music I was listening to and said "nice Christmas music!" to me, haha. I was like, hey, i'm in a good mood...I'm going to listen to my happy music ;D (remembering never)

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Sunday, December 25, 2005 4:50 AM

CITIZEN


Brutal of Insanity of your music, remember Reavers celebrate christmas too...

They have carols.



More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.

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Sunday, December 25, 2005 10:33 AM

JADEHAND


I think I better hang out in the jacuzzi a while too. My neck has been giving me problems for days. If anyone is up for Billiards later let me know, I used to be alright back in the college days.



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The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion



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