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River's Christmas Carols

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UPDATED: Wednesday, December 21, 2005 17:01
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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 12:17 PM

RIVERGODDESS


Someone just sent me this, and I just died. Something River would sing, especially the first one!


Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.

10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.



*~*~
Summer's response to Nathan getting his very own action figure:
"I tried to pull his head off."

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 12:43 PM

ETHAN


Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!




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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 5:01 PM

CYBERSNARK


Hehehehe.

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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