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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #41

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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 2:37 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


How weird is this? Another caption, another crossover, another winner...a previous winner...our first FIVE TIME WINNER...take a look...

Congrats, SPG! We should call you 5-StarPilotGrainger now!

And here is this weeks challenge, lets see who is up to stepping into 5-Star's shoes with this pic of Kaylee!


As she stood in the Jiangyin Lumber & Adult Gift Shop, Kaylee pondered if the Big Wooden Head required batteries...

(oh yeah, that's a great way to start this week out...)

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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 3:17 PM

DARKJESTER




Joss wouldn't let the Blues Brothers perform during River's dance scene, but Dan Aykroyd still managed to sneak on set disguised as Baldar Conehead.


Or


Kaylee (reading tag): "A meepzorp. For zorping meeps."
River (o/s): "From France!"

Editted to (hopefully) make it funnier



MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 4:16 PM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW




KAYLEE (to self): Hmm, says here that this head carving is an ancient fertility symbol from Earth-That-Was and is guaranteed to attract uptight doctors....Hmmm. 'Nara!! Can I borrow twenty credits?!

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River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."

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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 4:23 PM

KNIBBLET


Kaylee usually enjoyed window shopping for place settings to add to her imaginary trousseau, but it was unsettling how that big wooden head's eyes seemed to follow her wherever she went.

** all the semi-pornographic ones about the 'big head' were already taken **

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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 4:27 PM

LADYSHELLEY


Quote:





KAYLEE: Darn I don't think this plate is heavy enough to dent Simon's thick skull ... calling Serenity lo se.

Lady Shelley
~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 4:38 PM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.


Quote:





Kaylee: HEY! Joy didn't get out these spots! Gorram lyin' Cortex commercials!

OR

Kaylee browses Inara's collection of x-rated plates. Of particular import: "Niska in Repose"

OR

Jewel takes a walk around the craft services table, angry that Adam got there first.

OR

Joss: (OS) Just say the damn line when Sean comes in, Jewel!
Jewel: I'm not saying that stuff about post hole diggers! That just...NASTY!

OR

Kaylee: Wicked awesome! Spfrisbees!

OR

Worst Salad Bar Ever!

OR

Jiangyin's only Cortexsite www.generalstorewatercoolercam.com got a record number of hits when Kaylee Fry made a guest appearance in her tightest jumpsuit.

OR

Kaylee looked mournfully at the empty strawberry crates after the shopkeep told her they were out of season.

OR

Kaylee: I can see myself in this plate! How come nobody told me I was so cute?

Simon: (OS) Ahem...er....ummm...That is... Oh forget it!

OR

The shopkeep was more than a little angry that Kaylee and Wash's game of frisbee golf was going on inside his store.

OR

Local Sheriff: (OS) Miss, you and your friends might want to look out for some of the hillfolk. They have a tendency to grab folk who aren't paying attention. Now, you go along and tell the rest of your crew, okay?

Kaylee: (Distractedly): Yeah....ok...(Thinking) What the hell is on this plate?

OR

Super Tom Servo (cunningly disguised as a watercooler) prayed silently and earnestly for the ship's mechanic to come and get a "drink".

OR

Kaylee: I don't know about these communion wafers Book's been offering us. They're kinda...big!

OR

Kaylee discovers that the Wal-Marts of the future leave a lot to be desired.


More to follow! (I hope)


Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 4:56 PM

NOX2HED


And here is this weeks challenge, lets see who is up to stepping into 5-Star's shoes with this pic of Kaylee!

_ _ _ _
Oh man, I just cannot respond to this caption tightpants. With every idea that cums to mind just looking at that pic, I can feel the thought police straining to slambust my doors down and charge me with so many violations of mental debauchery, obscene and licentious intent of the most depraved moral standards…

…and I was so close to getting off probation.



_ _ _ _ _
One of us is crazy, and it's not you!

Help! I'm standing and I can't fall down.

·Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. (J Handy)

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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 5:12 PM

KAYLEE4SIMON


Inara(os): Are you pondering what i'm pondering Kaylee?
Kaylee: Yes Inara, but how are we going to fit all these plates into Mal's pants?

Keep shiny!

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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 12:05 AM

CITIZEN



Kaylee couldn't help wondering if the big wooden head would fit up Mal's man-sized nose...

or

Kaylee couldn't help smilling when she saw the big wooden head...

or

Kyalee had to admit it, this was the bizzarest sex shop she'd ever been in...

or
(in a similar vein to the one above...)
Kaylee really hoped the post holer really was for digging holes, for posts.

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 12:14 AM

RELFEXIVE


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:



No matter how much she stared at the plates, Kaylee could not get that fourteen year old genetic experiment boy out of her mind...

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 2:29 AM

STARPILOTGRAINGER




Woo, 5 time winner. Unfortunately I haven't been able to come up with much for this one. Here goes my best effort so far:


In Jiangyin's combination Temple/General Store, Kaylee sacrifices a traditional strawberry to give her luck with the menfolk.

... I'll keep working on some.


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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 3:05 AM

EST120


"Made in 'Whitefall'? I don't buy anything not made in 'Persephone'."

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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 3:41 AM

TADIERA


Quote:






Kaylee was already starting her bridal registry. Item #1: Simon


-- OR --

JEWEL: *SIGH* Why can't we have stuff nice as this in the green room?

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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 4:35 AM

TADIERA


Quote:






Kaylee was having trouble understanding the list Mal gave her:
1. Buy plates.
2. Buy rubber gloves.
3. Steal a chicken.
4. ????
5. Profit!

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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 6:34 AM

JACQUI


Quote:





Kaylee: Dammit, I just can't get that song out of my head... Which one of these things just doesn't belong here? ... Gorram it.

*~*~*
"Your toes are in the sand."
"And your head's up your..."
"Hey!"

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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 1:15 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:






Kaylee: Assembly instructions for the Idol Of Love, hmm...

(thinking in sing-song): I have you now, Simon!


(outloud): #1. Attach head/neck to shoulder module.

#2. Attach head/shoul...

Darnit, where's the rest of it??

---------------------------------------------
The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 1:46 PM

SIMONWHO




Truth negated beauty while false idols promised an enchanted frolic.

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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 2:11 PM

MDNIGHTRADIO7L


Kaylee was surprised to find that Lemonhead the Cannibal had apparently escaped Monkey Island via the 'Verse's most powerful rubber tree.

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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 2:20 PM

STARPILOTGRAINGER


As she looked at the blunt instrument, Kaylee wondered if the store's "You break it, you bought it" policy could be extended to include Simon.

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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 2:38 PM

STARPILOTGRAINGER




Kaylee was excited to be the first person on the planet to meet the alien leader... she just hoped the Big Giant Head didn't think her gift was too tacky.


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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 7:41 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


KAYLEE(thinking):"Why is Simon taking a picture of me?"

OR

KAYLEE(thinking):"Are they STILL making captions?!?! I'll just stare at this plate until they go away..."

OR

KAYLEE:"What the?!?!Star Trek commemorative plate? What's Star Trek?"

OR to the same idea

KAYLEE:"COOL!Star Trek commemorative plates!!....wait...what's Star Trek?"

OR

KAYLEE:"So These are the "SPACEBALLS" merchandise i've heard so much about..."

OR

KAYLEE:"Whoa. Good plate."

OR

KAYLEE:"Hey, cool, this plate has strawberries painted on! I wish they was real though..."

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Thursday, September 8, 2005 4:15 PM

STARPILOTGRAINGER




Caption: Jewel was a little disappointed as she toured Stargate Atlantis' prop department.

Jewel (examining disc): So this is really the Stargate? Wow.
Producer (OS): Yeah, it looks much better when we add the CGI. Now, this big head thing here, this is going to be your makeup.
Jewel: I'm wearing this?
Producer: Much better when we add the CGI, I swear.



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Thursday, September 8, 2005 4:34 PM

DRAGONWINE


Kaylee felt even more homesick after she found a Stuckey's, which brought back such fond memories.

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Thursday, September 8, 2005 4:42 PM

RYCE


Kaylee: Okay, so if I display this Horga'hn statue from Risa, hopefully Simon will take the hint that I desire jamaharon.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Thursday, September 8, 2005 5:13 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Kaylee: I remember Bester picking me up in a store just like this...
Simon(OS): Who's Bester?

OR

Kaylee: This is almost as shiny as some of the things 'Nara's got.
Inara(OS, laughing): No it isn't.
Kaylee(thinking): Crap.

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Thursday, September 8, 2005 7:45 PM

RHONIS


"With nothing but a piece of crockery and a shoelace, Kaylee managed to fix the General Store's water cooler."

-Rhonis

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Thursday, September 8, 2005 10:48 PM

ZOOT


Quote:

Originally posted by SimonWho:


Truth negated beauty while false idols promised an enchanted frolic.



God darn it! I LOVE this one!!

***************************************

Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.

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Friday, September 9, 2005 2:05 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?



(cuz I'm still feelin' wacky...)

Worst. Diaphragm. Ever.


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Friday, September 9, 2005 2:10 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW




In a tribute to Wonderfalls...seeing as how I'm just getting introduced to the series:

HEAD: Don't buy the duck.

KAYLEE(looking around): What? 'Nara? Who said that?

HEAD: Don't buy the duck.

Okay, so it was at least an attempt...
-Taylor

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Friday, September 9, 2005 2:29 AM

EST120


Quote:

Originally posted by MdnightRadio7L:
Kaylee was surprised to find that Lemonhead the Cannibal had apparently escaped Monkey Island via the 'Verse's most powerful rubber tree.



I absolutely positively love those games. I have all four. There should be a movie made out of those!

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Saturday, September 10, 2005 9:12 AM

CHOLLETT


The Trio's attempt to hide surveillance cameras in yet another convenience store failed when they realized that 1. The idol's eyes closed during store hours, and 2. electronic devices don't survive well in a water jug.


I think that's it for this one.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Saturday, September 10, 2005 9:39 AM

WHITEFALL


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:







The monkey island plugs get my vote! Here's mine...

Little did Kaylee know that she was looking at a tribal carving of the founder of the Reaver movement, Lemonhead.

I survived a day in Whitefall and all I got was this lousy signature!

Terrifying Space Monkey of Destiny

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Saturday, September 10, 2005 1:51 PM

NEEDY

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:




Kaylee: Mirror, mirror in my hand, who's the shiniest in all the land?
The Mirror: Inara Serra
*throwing the mirror on the floor*
Kaylee: Piece of Fei oo!

OR

Kaylee becomes annoyed after realising that the store is sold out of all The Simpsons busts with the exception of "The Marge"

OR

Annoyed that Simon won't pay attention to her, Kaylee finds a new passion - playing "Space Invaders 5000" on her new handheld games console

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Saturday, September 10, 2005 2:34 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


(a twist on that...)

Kaylee: Mirror, mirror in my hand, who's the shiniest in all the land?
The Mirror: Inara Serra
Kaylee: I meant non-companiony doctorish male-types.
The Mirror: Oh, well then, that large wooden head over yonder. Simon Tam is a close second, but the wooden head has more personality.

OR

Kaylee: Nintendo CT (CorTex) is shiny, but this Terrifyin' Space Monkey Island game is luh suh.

OR

Kaylee: Hrm...Martha Stewart Prison Collection...


BWAH!
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Sunday, September 11, 2005 2:17 PM

RYCE


INARA: Does it seem every supply store on every border planet has the same five rag dolls and the same wood carvings
of...What is this? A head?

KAYLEE: That's a tribal Conehead from the planet Remulak. And I like it.

INARA: You do?

KAYLEE: It looks like it was made with, you know... longing. Made by a person really longed to see a tribal Conehead.

INARA: Perhaps because they'd only heard of them by rough description. And before you ask, no, I don't think it would make a nice gift!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, September 12, 2005 5:05 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


VOTING TIME! Let's Make someone famous!

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BWAH!
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