MWA: Mudders With Attitude by UnchartedOutlaw

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MWA: Mudders With Attitude

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UPDATED: Saturday, September 3, 2005 08:06
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Friday, September 02, 2005 4:12 AM

Okay, so maybe it's just Friday and I'm on Strawberry-flavored Crack [tm], but I was listening to mashup between Nirvana and NWA that I found at www.gybo-v3.co.uk when I suddenly started thinking...

...what if after "Jaynestown" the Mudders were even more steeled by the experience and started standing up for themselves more. Their folk music culture evolved 'rap'idly and they formed MWA: Mudders With Attitude! And they released their first album on the Cortex... Straight Outta Canton!

Yes, expect a filk in the filk section after the weekend!

-Taylor

http://norcalriviera.blogspot.com http://www.cafepress.com/norcalriviera

**Winner of That Other Shiny Caption Game #2 & #3** **Winner of Caption Tightpants #39**

River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."

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Friday, September 02, 2005 10:28 AM

CITIZEN

you had me at Nirvana... But I prefer chocolate falvoured crack, less tangy...

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand. A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Friday, September 02, 2005 10:41 AM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.

Holy carp! I liked that track!

Mudder's can't have attitudes...Higgin's would have knocked it out of them already...

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black." Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Friday, September 02, 2005 10:43 AM

OURMRREYNOLDS

F*ck tha magistrate, comin' stright from the muddy ground A young mudder got it bad and I'm brown...

I am planning on growing a big black moustache. I'm a traditionalist.

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Friday, September 02, 2005 10:56 AM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

F*ckin' with me cause I'm indentured And my will to live is endangered Just cause I'm from the capital BMP (big, muddy planet) Punk Magistrate's are afraid of me

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black." Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Friday, September 02, 2005 11:01 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

Yes!! Oh, that's feckin' fantastic! I need to go over to lyrics.com and get them before I leave work!

-Taylor

http://norcalriviera.blogspot.com http://www.cafepress.com/norcalriviera

**Winner of That Other Shiny Caption Game #2 & #3** **Winner of Caption Tightpants #39**

River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."

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Saturday, September 03, 2005 7:49 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

Okay, here's the cover art:

Cover art is here: http://www.fireflyfans.net/sunroomitem.asp?i=4805

And here are the lyrics!

MWA is: Jayne Cobb, Crazy D, MC Ben, and Dr. Play!

You are now about to witness the strength of mud knowledge

Verse One: Jayne Cobb

Straight outta Canton, crazy ole mudder named Jayne Cobb From the gang called Mudders With Attitudes When I'm called off, I gotta saw off Squeeze the trigger, and bricks are hauled off You too, boy, if ya mess with me The mag is gonna hafta come and get me Off yo hump, that's how I'm goin out For the punk magistraters that's showin out Mudders start to mumble, they wanna rumble Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo Goin off on a magistrater like that with a gat that's pointed at yo back So give it up smooth Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move Here's a mudder rap to keep yo dancin with a crime record like Mista Niska Dirt and shovel and mud is the tool Don't make me act the nasty mudder fool Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe I'm knockin magiz out tha box, daily yo weekly, monthly and yearly until them dumb magistraters see clearly that I'm down with the capital M-U-D Boy you can't mess with me So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck Coz Jayne Cobb is crazy with luck As I leave, believe I'm stompin but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Canton

Chorus:

[City of Canton, City of Canton]

[Crazy D] Yo Ben [MC Ben] Whassup? [Crazy D] Tell em where you from!

Verse Two: MC Ben

Straight outta Canton, another crazy ass mudder More punks I smoke, yo, my rep gets bigger I'm a bad ole mudder and you know this But the weak magistraters don't show this But I don't give a hump, I'ma make my snaps If not from the records, from jackin the bricks Just like burglary, the definition is 'jackin' And when illegally armed it's called 'packin' Shoot a magistrater in a minute I find a sweet fine lady, I go up in it So if you're at a show up at the mansion I'm a call you a bonafide ‘panion You'll probably get mad like a gal is supposed to But that shows me, hun, you're composed to a crazy ole mudder from tha fields Attitude legit cause I'm tearin up spit MC Ben controls the automatic For any dumb magistrater that starts static Not the right hand cause I'm the hand itself every time I pull a shovel off the shelf The security is maximum and that's a law B-E-N spells Ben but I'm raw See, coz I'm the crazy mudder villain The definition is clear, you're the witness of a killin that's takin place without a clue And once you're on the scope, your hump is through Look, you might take it as a trip but a mudder like Ben is on a gangsta tip Straight outta Canton...

Chorus:

[City of Canton, City of Canton]

[Dr. Play] Crazy is his name and the boy is comin...

Verse Three: Crazy D

...straight outta Canton is a mudder that'll smother yo' mother and make ya sister think I love her Dangerous crazy mudder raises hell And if I ever get caught I make bail See, I don't give a hump, that's the problem I see a magistratin’ cop I don't dodge him But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while And when I see a ‘strate pass, I smile To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a ‘strater ridin’ but don't know where the hump he's going, just rollin lookin for the one they call Crazy But here's a flash, they never seize me Ruthless! Never seen like a bubble in the mud except when I pop up, see I'll get over this old town and hear the scream of the one who got the last knock down Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin So what about the ‘strate who got shot? Forget him! You think I give a hump about a ‘strate? I ain't a slim jim! This is the autobiography of MWA, and if you ever mess with us You'll get taken by a stupid dope mudder who will smother word to the magistraters, straight outta Canton

Chorus:

[City of Canton, City of Canton]

-Taylor

http://norcalriviera.blogspot.com http://www.cafepress.com/norcalriviera

**Winner of That Other Shiny Caption Game #2 & #3** **Winner of Caption Tightpants #39**

River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."

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Saturday, September 03, 2005 7:58 AM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.

SWEET!!!

Doesn't hurt that I'm an NWA fan from way back though!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black." Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Saturday, September 03, 2005 8:06 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

Not for a moment!

-Taylor

http://norcalriviera.blogspot.com http://www.cafepress.com/norcalriviera

**Winner of That Other Shiny Caption Game #2 & #3** **Winner of Caption Tightpants #39**

River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."

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