GENERAL DISCUSSIONS

S.S. Serenitree: The Eve of Battle

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Friday, June 10, 2005 7:45 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeAth:
*Ath runs over to Lissa, and scoops her into his arms.*

I was so worried!

*Gives Lissa a quick kiss, then turns to the door. Just as he notices that the scientist had fled, a klaxen alarm goes of."

Warning! Intruders in Science Lab D! Security Team Aplha report there immediately!

Crap.

Here Lissa, you might need this.

*Hands Lissa one of his dirks, just as the security team enters the room.*




*An arrow flies through the doorway, impaling itself into the back of one of the EI's. The creature shrieks and turns to face Soul as he runs into the room.*

"I hope that got your attention."

*The EI charges at Soul, so he drops to one knee and pulls back on the bow. He lets go, and the arrow flies at an angle, ripping through the EI's throat. The EI grabs at it's throat as blood pours from the wound. It collapses, dead, at Soul's feet.*

*Soul looks over to where Ath and Lissa are fighting another group of EI's. He raised his bow, and runs towards them.*

"No one dies on my watch!"

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

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Friday, June 10, 2005 9:56 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


*Once out of the cove, and into the big wide ocean, PR raises the sail, and its filled with the wind and he brings in the oars and lays back and the boat picks up speed.*

*PR rustles around in his bag, and takes out some food he took with him.*

*After he's done eating, he gets out his trusty knitting needles, and some wool, and begins knitting, its gonna get pretty cold out here.*

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Friday, June 10, 2005 10:51 AM

THEGREYJEDI


*walks into Engineering from the shadows on the opposite side of the room from the door. Tosses his hood over his head and spreads his arms, humming low, before his mangled engines.*

Ancient Spirit of Mecha...

*energy hums along the surface of the Jerry-rigged machinery*

...transform this mangled form...

*closes his fists and draws them infront of his chest, right over left, as if holding something handle shaped*

...into your Blessed Vessel!

*raises his hands up over his hand and brings them down as if swinging a hammer. A loud, low "thunnnnnnnnnnnnnng" reverberates through Engineering and the rest of the ship closeby as, for a brief moment, an archaic and eldritch hammer flashes into existence on impact and immediately disappears. The engines warp, twist, metal groaning, sparks flying, growing, evolving, returning to a shape similar to Grey's original plan, but changed, warm, almost living. Grey places his hand on the warm engine and smiles.*

SereniTREE, it's good to see you awake again.

*Just on the edge of hearing, a "bathump" is heard, like a heartbeat, Jet and Needleseye rubbing their eyes. Did they just see the engines pulse like a beating heart?*

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Friday, June 10, 2005 11:27 AM

JAZAF


'Hey, Tour Guide! What's that room over there?'
'That's PR's room. You probably shouldn't go in there, He doesn't like having people he doesn't invite in....his....room...'
Jazaf entered the room while Mai was trying to caution him.
'Hey check it, out a Note.'


Quote:



Dear Crew,

I've gone. I've left S.S. Serenitree to voyage back to the tree this house once stood in.

When we left on our voyage, I left my cat in said tree, she had grown accustomed to it, and I didn't know we would be gone this long.

And now, with the trouble on Earth, I fear my cat is no longer safe. I have no family, and this cat was my familial bond.

So I plan to sail back to the tree, to find and protect my cat.

Hopefully she hasn't been eaten by the EI, or programmed by Microsith.

I'm sorry I won't be able to help out in the battle, hopefully I'll be able to make it back to the ship somehow, before you move on.

I apologise for my abrupt leaving, not telling anyone, but I couldn't risk being talked out of it. I'm sorry to abandon you, but I trust TRM and know you are in safe hands.

If ever anyone needs me, just think it, and somehow...I'll know. I hope.

I will clear out any enemies living in the tree.

Be safe, take care,

PsychicRiver.



P.S. Please don't destroy earth while I'm still here.


P.P.S. Keep Rat out of my room.


And Cozen.


And Molly. Droppings. Nasty.


PsychicRiver




'Uhhh. Maybe TheRealMe should know about this.' Jazaf says.

Mai gives a stern nod.'Come on I'll take you to the bridge.'

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Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with till you
understand who's in rutting command here.

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Friday, June 10, 2005 12:34 PM

MAI


Huh. Good thing you went into PR's room after all. Wonder what he's up to? I mean I love my pets dearly too, but I'm thinkin' there's gotta be more to it.

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Friday, June 10, 2005 12:55 PM

PSYCHICRIVER


*PR knits himself a shiny scarf.*

Poop. Out of food already? Great.

*Litfs up the rod he'd been sitting next to (handy!) and plops the weight into the water, letting the reel spin.*

Molly's lucky she isn't here...as I need bait.

I hate fish.

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Friday, June 10, 2005 1:24 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


*worried about the MiscroSith EI attack, twg takes to wandering the ship, trying to clear her mind. She bumps into Mai and Jazaf outside PR’s room.*

Hey guys! How’s it going?

*Mai hands twg the note.*

Hisss….Shyte. The Admiral has been repaired, I’ll take him out and help PR. I bet he didn’t even remember to pack any food.

*twg goes to her bunk and throws some random clothing in her satchel. Then she heads down to the kitchen for scones, bacon, butter, and bread. She places a few bottles of root beer and PepsiMilk in the satchel too.*

*comm* Ebo, TRM, Static, I’m taking the Admiral out. PR is on a personal mission and I’m gonna help him. We’ll be back in a few days.

*twg enters the hanger bay and starts the warm up sequence for the Admiral.* Hey there, I know it wasn’t your fault I died last time we were out together. You're fixed now. Let’s go save PR.

*twg opens the hanger doors and takes flight.*

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Friday, June 10, 2005 1:34 PM

PSYCHICRIVER


*PR plods along in his boat...and all of a sudden he feels a tug on the line.*

(Dryly) Yay.

Fishies.

*Begins to reel it in*

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Friday, June 10, 2005 4:48 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by PsychicRiver:
*Begins to reel it in*



*PR finds a rusty can of SPAM!*

Rat - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.

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Friday, June 10, 2005 5:43 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
*Cozen is carrying lots of shiny katanas. Serenity sticks her head out of the armory door.*

Hey, Cozen, just in time! Do you think I could have one of those?



*After distributing the katanas to the crew, Cozen faints from all the excitement. Rat picks him up and throws him over his shoulder. They proceed down many flights of stairs before arriving at Rats secret cryogenics lab. Rat moves some cases of SPAM to make room for Cozen. Before leaving, Rat checks the vitals of SimonsCandyApple, ImEarly & ChrisTheCynic as well as some other crew members who have mysteriously gone missing over the past several threads, he also checks on the FemaleReaver who everyone thinks is dead!*

*Turns out light.*



Rat - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.

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Friday, June 10, 2005 11:12 PM

PSYCHICRIVER


Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
Quote:

Originally posted by PsychicRiver:
*Begins to reel it in*



*PR finds a rusty can of SPAM!*

Rat - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.

Go se.

I don't even have a can opener!

*Uses hook to rather badly shred the metal, and manages to hook some spam on to the hook.*

Bait! Yes!

*PR drops the line back down into the water*

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Friday, June 10, 2005 11:41 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by PsychicRiver:
*Uses hook to rather badly shred the metal.*



*PR then realizes it had a pull tab!*

Rat - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.

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Saturday, June 11, 2005 3:26 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
Quote:

Originally posted by PsychicRiver:
*Uses hook to rather badly shred the metal.*



*PR then realizes it had a pull tab!*



Doh!

Some psychic I am...

*Much later on, PR has caught rather a large amount of fish, and is in the process of gutting them.*

*As he slices one fish open, and tears out its guts he stops and his eyes go wide.*

*Over his shoulder can be seen, a very reaver-ship-like blimp*

Go se!

*PR turns round to look at the blimp...and from the seal on the side... (MicroSith) he understands that he is now, once again, up againt the EI.*

*Suddenly, shots are fired at PR's boat, the first few missing, and hitting the water, making splashes.*

Uh-oh... *Think PR, think!*

*After more bad attempts, the fire holds for a while.*

Phew. *Suddenly a large rumble can be heard. PR looks up and sees a missile heading for his little tiny boat.*

BOLLOCKS!

*Just in time, PR grabs his knitting needles and abandons ship, diving into the water, and swimming deep down, as far as he can go.*

*BOOM*

*PR's boat is blown to pieces and fish guts and blood fill the surrounding water.*

*PR does his best to hold his breath. Seeing the blood and guts, the EI assume their task is complete, and carry on with their course.*

*PR refurses and takes in a lot of air.*

Bastards!! THAT was my boat you morons!!

*PR looks up at the blimp.*

Okay, now it's your turn.

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Saturday, June 11, 2005 7:02 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


*twg watches horror struck as PR’s boat is destroyed. She’s mad…she attacks the EI blimp. She fires a quick series of missiles at the dirigible*

Geeze, for smart people you’d think they’d know not to use hydrogen.

*Then she feels it. PR is alive. She scans the water for any signs of PR…*

There he is! Thank goodness.

*twg lowers the Admiral and hovers above the water’s surface. She drops a ladder down to PsychicRiver…*


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Saturday, June 11, 2005 8:04 AM

CALLMEATH


Quote:

Originally posted by SoulOfSerenity:


*Soul looks over to where Ath and Lissa are fighting another group of EI's. He raised his bow, and runs towards them.*

"No one dies on my watch!"




*With the help of Soul's bow, Ath and Lissa are able to quickly dispatch the EI security team.*

Soul! Good timing!

Near as I can tell, we're on one of the MicroSith ships. I'm not sure why they kidnapped Lissa, maybe they just like blondes.

They have a portal to Sereni-Tree, which explains how so many of them got on the ship. We should try to head over there and see if we can find a way to destroy it, after we go through, of course.

*Ath, Lissa and Soul head back to the portal room, leaving many a dead EI in their wake. As they turn the last corner, they see 30 or 40 EI soldiers in full battle gear, obviously laying in wait for them.*





"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

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Saturday, June 11, 2005 8:47 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
*twg watches horror struck as PR’s boat is destroyed. She’s mad…she attacks the EI blimp. She fires a quick series of missiles at the dirigible*

Geeze, for smart people you’d think they’d know not to use hydrogen.

*Then she feels it. PR is alive. She scans the water for any signs of PR…*

There he is! Thank goodness.

*twg lowers the Admiral and hovers above the water’s surface. She drops a ladder down to PsychicRiver…*

*PR watches as the blimp is destroyed.*

HA!

Wow...guess I was stronger than I thought.

*Then he saw it. The admiral. Standing aboard was....a girl? No, not a girl. A weird girl.*

*The ladder drops and PR climbs.*

*He gets aboard and shakes himself off.*

TWG, what are you doing here?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Saturday, June 11, 2005 9:56 AM

CALLMESERENITY


*meanwhile, Serenity, now in possession of two katanas, and Montana Girl, still in possession of two magical Legolas knives, head back toward the common room. On the way, they run into Mai and Jazaf. Mia is giving Jazaf a tour of SereniTree using her "cruise director" voice.*

Jazaf! Just the katana weilding person I wanted to see. Think you could give me a few quick lessons?

"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

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Saturday, June 11, 2005 6:01 PM

MOLLYTHEPARROT


Quote:

Molly's lucky she isn't here...as I need bait.


HEY! I heard that! You've hurt my little birdie feelings.

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Saturday, June 11, 2005 6:46 PM

LISSA


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeAth:

They have a portal to Sereni-Tree, which explains how so many of them got on the ship. We should try to head over there and see if we can find a way to destroy it, after we go through, of course.

*Ath, Lissa and Soul head back to the portal room, leaving many a dead EI in their wake. As they turn the last corner, they see 30 or 40 EI soldiers in full battle gear, obviously laying in wait for them.*



*as ath, lissa and soul stare in shock, the EI smile menacingly. they then quickly jump through the portal. with a flash of light, it closes behind them.*

umm...guys? what do we do now?

*the three search the room for a way to reopen the portal, but nothing can be found. they hear footsteps approaching, and an EI enters the room with a big-ass gun and a smile.*

"well, look what we have here!"

~lissa, spwhore

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Saturday, June 11, 2005 7:33 PM

ELWOODMOM


*bounces up and down*

Ooooh, oooooh, can I take part of this battle, too??

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Saturday, June 11, 2005 7:56 PM

NEEDLESEYE


Meanwhile in engineering, briefly oblivious to the approaching battle..
Quote:

Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
*...The engines warp, twist, metal groaning, sparks flying, growing, evolving, returning to a shape similar to Grey's original plan, but changed, warm, almost living. Grey places his hand on the warm engine and smiles.*

SereniTREE, it's good to see you awake again.

*Just on the edge of hearing, a "bathump" is heard, like a heartbeat, Jet and Needleseye rubbing their eyes. Did they just see the engines pulse like a beating heart?*


(I dunno but images of "Christine" come to mind for me here)

*Jet is all amazement*
Jet~ Whoa, that was.... that was just weird. Needleseye *nudges* Needleseye?

*Needleseye is still staring.*

Needleseye~ That was nearly disturbing, Grey.
Grey! Oh hey! you must be better.. or well, you smiled at least.
*Steps forward impulsively toward his hooded figure, diaphanous gown flutters behind and her boots squeak slightly, never mind the engine dirt smudge on her cheek. Offers her hand to him and in the other, a single red rose arises from the flesh of her upturned palm. She smiles slightly*
So, tell me, is the Devil a gentleman?
thinks~ there's something different...maybe dark going on here... fascinating.
...because I'm thinking you've met.

-----------------
while the moon does its division you're buried below...
so you got in a kind of trouble that nobody knows
and you're coming up roses everywhere you go...
red roses





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Saturday, June 11, 2005 8:07 PM

THEGREYJEDI


*turns to face Needleseye, the shadow of the hood covering the top of his face. His eyes grow distant, a slight turn down of his mouth. He closes his eyes for a moment, sighs. He looks Needleseye in the, um, eye, takes the rose from her hand as he puts his other hand in her, uh, other hand. He tucks the stem behind her ear, arranged in her hair delicately, flashes a small, distant smile as he shakes his head.*

Through the Darkness, and now home.

*The gaze he holds, intense, something burns behind the ashen eyes, a blue fire, something Powerful and Inextinguishable. Finally he closes his eyes and slips his hand from hers, fingertips catch, he slowly sinks into his chair, lost in thought.*

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Chief Engineer - USS SereniTREE
http://tomeofgrey.blogspot.com
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Saturday, June 11, 2005 10:32 PM

STATIC


**Static ducks and weaves the massive Sereni-TREE with the equally massive Emmacraft attached to her . . .handling her as easily as if she were a one-man fighter. His crewmates blast away with quad lasers and missiles as he heads screaming back towards the lake to collect his beloved and Pyschicriver. He notices the power levels from the engines spike and he grins, realizing that his old friend Grey is back, and while possibly a bit worse for wear, is putting his priorities in shape by fixing the gorram engines. Working this hunch, he keys the comms to Engineering.

Grey, it's good to have you back. Needleseye and Jet were worried sick about you. 'Specially Needleseye. And if you two don't hurry up and quit tap-dancin' around a smooch, I'm gonna lock you both in the broom closet!!!

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Sunday, June 12, 2005 2:26 AM

SIMONWHO


*hurriedly leaves the broom closet*

What? Oh, no, there's nobody else in there, I just needed a broom. There's monster remnants everywhere and no man should be too proud to do some sweeping.

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Sunday, June 12, 2005 11:45 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by PsychicRiver:

TWG, what are you doing here?




What am I doing here? I’m apparently making sure you don’t drown or starve to death, silly boy. Plus, I LOVE climbing trees and you might need a some help.

*twg veers towards the northern tree line in the distance*

So, PR, what’s your cat’s name?


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Sunday, June 12, 2005 1:39 PM

JAZAF


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
[B
Jazaf! Just the katana weilding person I wanted to see. Think you could give me a few quick lessons?




'Certainly!...'
Jazaf is interrupted by several EIs that dash into the corridor.
'Hmmm. Looks like you can get some hands-on experience here.', while rushing into the EIs Jazaf continues, 'For your first lesson, the pointy end goes into the other man!'

Jazaf punctuates his statement by driving his Katana through an oncoming EI's throat. The EI gurgles as it chokes on it's own blood and goes down.

'Your turn!' Jazaf says grin.

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Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with till you
understand who's in rutting command here.

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Sunday, June 12, 2005 1:40 PM

JAZAF


oops double post

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Sunday, June 12, 2005 2:36 PM

COZEN


*Gradually awakens from his fitful slumber in Sereni-Tree's cargo bay. Leans clapped out Triumph Trident against Emma's spaceship's hull. Notices a katana or ten missing from his stash, and hopes they wuz picked up by good folk. Finds a console and emails Rat a "thank you" note for picking hisself up from the lonely interstate.*

*Just then, a rogue Evil Creature advances, pointing a wickedly deadly firearm in cozen's general direction.*

The EC takes careful aim upon the cowering crewmate....*

***
Timely rescuer(s) needed. Excellent ego benefits. Submit response(s) care of: this thread.

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Sunday, June 12, 2005 2:52 PM

MAI


*Wonders through the ship showing off the rooms and such to Jazaf. Scary things approach out of nowhwere*

Looks like we'll have to continue this tour later.

*Wanders down the stairs to the cargo bay intent on finding Molly.*

Nope not here. Guess I'll just go back up and ... hey wait a minute.. something doesn't look right.

*Spies a very large ugly lookin' thing pointing a even larger weapon at someone*

*Creeps quiet as a mouse down to cargo bay floor within inches of the EC back and takes out magical wish granting plank (wishes for temporary super strength) and bashes the EC's brains out*

Ewwwwwwwww... brains are sticky.

Runs and gives Cozen a big hug and Good to have you back.

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Sunday, June 12, 2005 2:59 PM

COZEN


Huh! Good plank!

*Forgets EC war. Forgets, well, just 'bout every damn thing, concentrates wholly upon 'n & huggin'.

***
Things could be worse.
Then again: nope.

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Sunday, June 12, 2005 4:07 PM

CALLMESERENITY


Pointy end..other guy...got it!

*Serenity takes the pointy end of her katana and runs it through another EI. He dies, it's pretty disgusting.*

I think I can handle this. What next?

"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

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Sunday, June 12, 2005 4:25 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by cozen:
Finds a console and emails Rat a "thank you" note.*



*Rat receives email from Cozen.*

eMail? Cozen? Wha..? Well then who's down in cryo???

Rat - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.

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Sunday, June 12, 2005 4:30 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
I think I can handle this. What next?



*Serenity trips on a wire she wasn't watching.*

Rat - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.

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Sunday, June 12, 2005 5:10 PM

COZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:


*Rat receives email from Cozen.*

eMail? Cozen? Wha..? Well then who's down in cryo???

Rat - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.



*Is dreaming a little dream....*

http://www3.sympatico.ca/ldnemeth/images/blackjacksilver.GIF

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Sunday, June 12, 2005 5:17 PM

THEREALME


Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
Quote:

Originally posted by cozen:
Finds a console and emails Rat a "thank you" note.*



*Rat receives email from Cozen.*

eMail? Cozen? Wha..? Well then who's down in cryo???

Rat - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.



Possibly, Rat, it's the clone you made of yourself a few threads back.

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Sunday, June 12, 2005 5:24 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by cozen:
*Is dreaming a little dream....*



Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Possibly, Rat, it's the clone you made of yourself a few threads back.



Actually both thoughts had crossed my mind.

Rat - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.

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Sunday, June 12, 2005 5:39 PM

COZEN


*Requires re-awakening from cryogenic state. Offers applicants: a)manicures, b)15 gallons of pepsimilk, c)secrets of 5th chakra shiatsu massage, d)simple, honourable respect, e)all of above.*

***
Sleep is good. Action is funner.

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Sunday, June 12, 2005 5:49 PM

RAT


I think I'm the only one who knows where you are, and I don't need any of those things...except maybe(a)...What else you got?

Rat - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.

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Sunday, June 12, 2005 7:25 PM

COZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
...What else you got?

Rat - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.



Mal-icious's blessing good enough?

*Auto-sends Rat platinum fingernail clippers.*

http://www3.sympatico.ca/ldnemeth/images/blackjacksilver.GIF

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Sunday, June 12, 2005 8:53 PM

EMMA


*Emma wakes up and is hungry, going towards her fridge she suddenly remembers what was happening and why there are bits of broken machinery, clones and glass everywhere.*

Oh, God

*She walks over to the comms console and notices a small red light flashing on the interstellar comms beacon, she presses the button*

Emma, we want our ship back. You are evicted. We are coming to get you. In 2 days the elite Rahjeen Command Force will be there. Prepare to be destroyed.

*Emma manages not to faint and checks to see when the message was sent - 2 days ago. Oh God, we're all gonna die. She sends the message to the bridge and the personal comms links of anyone strategy and fight-based*

extremely dimensionally transcendental

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Monday, June 13, 2005 1:39 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
I think I can handle this. What next?



*Serenity trips on a wire she wasn't watching.*

Rat - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.



*Fortunately, the wire she trips over is the plug to the cryogenic chamber containing Cozen. In her clumsiness she unplugs it, freeing Cozen. He awakes feeling well rested and slightly chilly.*

@-}---
Bwa.

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Monday, June 13, 2005 2:20 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
What am I doing here? I’m apparently making sure you don’t drown or starve to death, silly boy. Plus, I LOVE climbing trees and you might need a some help.

*twg veers towards the northern tree line in the distance*

So, PR, what’s your cat’s name?

Drown? Starve?

No way! *Looks back to the pieces of boat and fish and nods* Yes...I feel I had the upper hand...in a subtle, way.

Yay, lets climb trees!! My cat's name is Belle. It's what my sister called her. I hope she's alright. Besides, there are things at the tree that we simply cannot leave there to be forgotten!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Monday, June 13, 2005 6:02 AM

NEEDLESEYE


Quote:

Originally posted by Static:
Grey, it's good to have you back. Needleseye and Jet were worried sick about you. 'Specially Needleseye. And if you two don't hurry up and quit tap-dancin' around a smooch, I'm gonna lock you both in the broom closet!!!




Well, Static, this one's for you...


*Needleseye raises an eyebrow*
mm-hmm...

*She follows Grey to his chair. Pulling back the hood from his face she leans over him. Her long hair falls lightly around him.
Her fingertips softly touch his cheek then move beneath his chin.
She touches her lips to his delicately and...*



...whispers.





-------------

Just wanted to throw this in.
Everytime I hear this song I think of SereniTree stuff, (edited for relevance)

Kiss me down by the broken tree house
Swing me upon its hanging tire...
...Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me


Sixpence None The Richer~ Kiss Me



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Monday, June 13, 2005 6:25 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...


Quote:

Originally posted by lissa:

*the three search the room for a way to reopen the portal, but nothing can be found. they hear footsteps approaching, and an EI enters the room with a big-ass gun and a smile.*

"well, look what we have here!"




*Soul raises his bow to fire off an arrow, but that proves to be a very stupid move. The EI, with it's weapon already pointed in his direction, fires at Soul. The sonic wave from the gun catches Soul in the middle of his chest and throws him backwards into the wall. As he sinks to the floor, he feels a rough pair of hands grab his wrists and pull him along the floor. He is barely aware of Ath and Lissa being marched along, arms in the air, before everything goes black.*

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

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Monday, June 13, 2005 6:35 PM

CALLMEATH


Quote:

Originally posted by SoulOfSerenity:
*He is barely aware of Ath and Lissa being marched along, arms in the air, before everything goes black.*




*Ath, Soul and Lissa are shoved unceremoniously into a holding cell. Ath and Lissa immediately check on Soul. It doesn't look like there's any major damage, though they have no success in reviving him. Now that they know Soul's okay, Ath and Lissa search every inch of their cell, trying to find a way out. After a few minutes, the door opens and 2 EI guards enter.*

"You, there! With the kilt. Come with us."

*Before Ath can even say goodbye, he's dragged out of the room and shoved down the corridor. He's led down one dank hallway after another, until they finally stop before a tall black door. As the EI opens it, Ath sees a room full of every torture devise imaginable. The EI shove Ath into the room and shut the door.*

*Within a minute, the corridors are ringing with Ath's screams.*



"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

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Monday, June 13, 2005 6:38 PM

JAZAF


Quote:

Originally posted by Emma:
[B
Emma, we want our ship back. You are evicted. We are coming to get you. In 2 days the elite Rahjeen Command Force will be there. Prepare to be destroyed.




'Heh, Microsith takes over the world and we get stuck fighting the Repo men.' Jazaf mutters to himself.

Jazaf and Montanagirl help Serenity to her feet, Jazaf looks up to find 3 Rahjeen Elites with weapons drawn.
'Ah, No way in the nine spheres of hell!'



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Newest Mystery Man of the Sereni-Tree

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Monday, June 13, 2005 7:37 PM

THEREALME


* TheRealMe is unaware that some of his companions are in the clutches of MicroSith on the other side of a dimensional portal. Thinking that the immediate crisis is over, TheRealMe heads down to the Main Cargo Bay where he stored the old Clubhouse earlier. For the first time in a long while (last September?) TheRealMe actually steps into the Clubhouse. As he walks in, Sparky looks up from rocking duties on Mal-licious’ hammock, but TheRealMe shakes his head, and Sparky goes back to focus his attention on the task at hand. TheRealMe smiles. *

Mal-licious! There you are! I took a short break from the action and cooked up a little something that you might like.

* TheRealMe is followed by the Ebo Golem, effortlessly carrying a large rectangular object wrapped up in a bed sheet. *

Put it right here, in the middle of the floor.

* With a theatrical flourish, TheRealMe walks up to the object and pulls off the sheet covering it. It is revealed as what appears to be a comfortable-looking chair, a black leather recliner. *

Perhaps, Mal-licious, you remember this from a month or so ago…

It is a SUPER-DELUXE VIBRATING MASSAGE CHAIR!

Sadly, I could not make such a thing free. Like the other, it will cost some money.

* From his pocket, TheRealMe pulls out a single dollar bill. He inserts it into the chair’s arm-rest. With a hum, it starts vibrating. The back of the chair actually seems to be shape-shifting, extending and moving black leather pseudopods as the massage effect begins. *

There, that dollar should last 15 years or so.

* TheRealMe carefully lifts Mal-licious out of her hammock and places her in the massage chair. *

Oh, it also has a down-deep-warmth effect. Enjoy, Mistress!

* TheRealMe and the Ebo Golem depart the Clubhouse. Sparky gets Mal-licious one of those drinks with the tiny little umbrellas. *



The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

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Monday, June 13, 2005 10:08 PM

PSYCHICRIVER


*Glad not to be alone on his journey, even though he was somewhat foolishly certain he could make it alone, PR dries himself off onboard the Admiral.*

*After a short while's flying, they hover above the tree, where it stands in all of its beautiful and lonely glory.*

*PR spies a fair bunch of EI scattered about the tree and it's surrounding, and some going into Zoid's bar.*

*PR scans the distsnce and notices black smoke coming from the tall chimney of a building not too far from the tree. The building looks like a big black box.*

*PR gets out his fingerless leather gloves, straps his boots on tight and turns to TWG*

Okay, I need you to cover me from the air, keep some of them of my back. You've got this big nice gun on board, that should be pretty handy. I'm going in.

*PR ties a rope to the side of the Admiral and then grips it tightly, and jumps off the Admiral and slides all the way down the rope, doing a few somer saults (sp?) in the air before landing crouched on the floor with a thud. His gloves are pretty warm from the rope-sliding friction.*

*A few surrounding EI turn and look at the crouced figure on the floor. PR slowly stands, and then looks up as he reaches full height, there is a moment of silence as the wind blows, and they attack.*

*PR does his best to fight them off, physically, and telekinetically, with TWG being a big help from the sky.*

*He jumps, twist, turns, kicks and rolls past anf through many EI, and gets up and carries on running straight towards the tree, with many fat EI in quick tow.*

*He sees the door in the bottom of the tree trunk and using his telkinetic powers swings it open and he approaches it and he runs inside slamming the door shut behind him, and locking it. PR leans against the door and breathes a quick sigh of relief. He then looks up, pleased the see that the trees hollowed-out trunk hasnt caved in, and thw spiralling staircase still stands. He looks to the end of the staircase and see's that at the top of the trunk, the trapdoor that used to open up into the common room of the treehouse is shut.*

*PR starts up the staircase when something catches his eye. On the wall, there are two swords, crossed against a shield.*

*Moments later, at the top of the tree, the trap door bursts open, and PsychicRiver jumps out of it, a sword in each hand, before landing on a branch and taking his fighting stand.*

*As the EI attack PR he slices through them with ease, cutting them to pieces.*

*When he has taken care of most of them, PR bursts into Zoid's bar, which Zoid has obviously cleared out of a long time ago. The place is a mess, and many EI seem to be living it up in here. Another bloodthirsty fight takes place, and PR takes care of many more EI.*

*As he dispatches the last EI, TWG enters the bar.*

Welcome home!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Tuesday, June 14, 2005 5:18 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Quote:

Originally posted by Jazaf:

'Heh, Microsith takes over the world and we get stuck fighting the Repo men.' Jazaf mutters to himself.

Jazaf and Montanagirl help Serenity to her feet, Jazaf looks up to find 3 Rahjeen Elites with weapons drawn.
'Ah, No way in the nine spheres of hell!'



*Serenity draws her swords, hoping her newfound katana skills are a match for the REs. Montana Girl draws her Legolas knives, hoping like heck they did whatever it was they did last time, and Jazaf draws his katana hoping...well, I don't know what Jazaf is hoping. He's a bit of a mystery.*

*Suddenly, a seering pain rips through Serenity's head. She drops her swords and grips her head, crumpling to the floor.*

Something's wrong with Ath *she gasps*. He's in pain..in trouble..something's very very wrong.

@-}--
You just HAD to get all telekinetic, didn't you Ath?

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Tuesday, June 14, 2005 9:33 AM

CALLMESERENITY


This is for Ath:

Quote:

*Ath pops out of his room, where he was developing his new powers (pyrokenesis and a Jedi-like precognition) and working on his weapons training. He's wearing his swim trunks and has a twelve pack of Pepsi and a few mimosas.*

Sorry I'm late MG, but I come bearing Pepsi.

*Checks out all the war and stuff, and considers using his cool new ability to help out. Instead he jumps into the jacuzzi and uses his pyrokenesis to raise the temp a few degress.*



Okay, so maybe it was pyrokenesis and precognition and not telekenesis, but still...close enough.


"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

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