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I was a dildo slave
Saturday, June 09, 2012 4:32 PM
John Lee, executive producer of Hollywood award-winning Pirate News TV at PirateNew.org
Quote: And dildos. Really, a staggering number of dildos. At breaks, some of my coworkers complain that they have to handle so many dildos.
But it's one of the few joys of my day. So it's a welcome distraction, really, to imagine all these sex toys being taken out from under a
tree and unwrapped. Merry Christmas. I got you this giant black cock you wanted. At lunch, the most common question, aside from "Which
offensive dick-shaped product did you handle the most of today?" is "Why are you here?" like in prison.
Saturday, June 09, 2012 5:45 PM
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)
Quote:Originally posted by PIRATENEWS:
I was a dildo slave
That explains why I had to cancel a half dozen amazon orders this month, with no shipping of "instock and sold by amazon" items
3 weeks after being ordered.
Sunday, June 10, 2012 4:31 AM
Sunday, June 10, 2012 9:48 AM
Quote:Originally posted by SIGNYM:
PN- Too bad you ruined your post with a god-awful title which guaranteed that nobody would take it seriously. AMAZON is the online WALMART. People who work in their "fulfillment" centers and warehouses are driven like... well, slaves. Employees have passed out from the heat and workpace.
But, not to worry. That job is ALSO being automated! (see KIVA)
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