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Sunday, September 26, 2010 8:21 PM

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Monday, September 27, 2010 4:14 AM

BYTEMITE


I freely admit I'm a bad driver, though it's mostly because of the anxiety disorder. In recognition of this, though, I don't drive much.

As a corollary, however, if I could find a unicorn that shits rainbows to ride everywhere, this would eliminate most of my driving concerns and be good and awesome, kthx.

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Monday, September 27, 2010 5:28 AM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Bytemite:

I freely admit I'm a bad driver, though it's mostly because of the anxiety disorder. In recognition of this, though, I don't drive much.

As a corollary, however, if I could find a unicorn that shits rainbows to ride everywhere, this would eliminate most of my driving concerns and be good and awesome, kthx.



How about a cheap bus ride for special needs? Or St Johns Wort? And quit aspartame, high fructose corn soda, mercury teeth, mercury vaccines. Try racing the kiddie bumper gocarts, very therapeutic.

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Monday, September 27, 2010 7:38 AM

HERO


I think PN's real problem with woman drivers is that they are all Jews.

H

"Hero. I have come to respect you." "I am forced to agree with Hero here."- Chrisisall, 2009.
"I would rather not ignore your contributions." Niki2, 2010.

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Monday, September 27, 2010 7:45 AM

PENGUIN


Quote:

Originally posted by Hero:
I think PN's real problem with woman drivers is that they are all Jews.
H



And Kenyan anti colonialists!





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Monday, September 27, 2010 8:24 AM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Bytemite:

if I could find a unicorn that shits rainbows to ride everywhere, this would eliminate most of my driving concerns and be good and awesome, kthx.



You can find your unicorn being ridden by another mythical creature...the good and honest jew.

BTW jews are why we have traffic tickets, driver licenses and vehicle registration taxes costing billions of dollars every year, that arrest 100-million US citizens as criminals every year, since jews invented Communism for the jew banksters, and forced USA to implement the Communist Manifesto in the 1930s.

"Government control of communications and transportation."
-Communist Manifesto, 6th Plank, by jew Karl Marx in London England

Now that DMVs have sold fake ID driver licenses to millions of illegal aliens, zombie corpses have demanded equal protection, as proven by this granny driver. Who may or not be a jew in a new Caddy.

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Monday, September 27, 2010 10:32 AM

HERO


Quote:

Originally posted by piratenews:
BTW jews are why we have traffic tickets, driver licenses and vehicle registration taxes costing billions of dollars every year, that arrest 100-million US citizens as criminals every year, since jews invented Communism for the jew banksters, and forced USA to implement the Communist Manifesto in the 1930s.


Not to mention Nazi Jew Queen Elizabeth...

And the Jews are why no matter which line you get in at the grocery store...its the slowest line. The expiration date on your milk...the Jews invented expired milk. The tag on your mattress its illegal to tear off was put there by Jews. Jews killed the grass in my yard where my dog does his business. The Jews make it snow in the winter. Browns would not have lost Sunday except the Jews made them lose. Lindsey Lohan was given drugs by the Jews and then tested by Jewish Nazi drug test kits. Firefly was cancelled by the Jews because they watch American Idol which is fixed by Jews so Jews always win. Did I mention all women drivers are Jews? Also all elderly drivers and all drivers who drive slow in the passing lane (and anyone who drives a Jewish Nazi Ford Focus). Avatar...those blue folks were all Jews and they really exist...they live in secret Jew settlements in Rhode Island which is actually a sovereign Jewish state renamed Jew Island by act of Congress in 1975, its also three times as big as it appears on any map, cause the maps were made by Jews. Every Miss Universe winner since 1965 has been a Jew and a man. The Jews invented cold fusion but refuse to share it with the world. The Jews invented Lady Gaga but refuse to take her back. Britney Spears was really hot...till she had two Jewish kids. Library fines go direct to Isreal. The Jews killed Abraham Lincoln...no that was the Masons...Abraham Lincoln WAS a Jew and he was never killed, he is still alive today and living outside Haifa in a log cabin built with money from Library fines. Blockbuster video was bankrupted by Jews who don't want movies delivered by mail or available for download...netflix is next. Kosher Hot Dogs are really good for you and can prevent cancer, but the Jews don't want people to know. February actually has 31 days...but only Jews get February 29, 30, and 31, they throw in leap year to confuse us which actually makes February 32 days long during those years and that extra day is a Jewish holiday.

H

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Monday, September 27, 2010 10:58 AM

WISHIMAY


heh heh heh, oh, I need an aspirin...

That's good, Hero.

Still giggling. And btw- also the only place on the internet where you can find Lindsay Lohan and Abe Lincoln in the same paragraph

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Monday, September 27, 2010 11:21 AM

THEHAPPYTRADER


I like woman drivers, they drive me home after I drink too much. Unfortunately they can't drive stick so I have to go back and get my car later.

Did Jews invent the automatic transmission so cars can get worse gas mileage and women could drive?

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Monday, September 27, 2010 12:56 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by TheHappyTrader:

Did Jews invent the automatic transmission so cars can get worse gas mileage and women could drive?



Henry Ford is credited with the first planetary tranny, and he included a free copy of Protocols of Zion with every Model T. Not a jew...more like an anti-jew, though he did get suckered into supporting jew Adolf Hitler against the jew Commies in WW2.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automatic_transmission
http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/przion1.htm

PS: Zombie is code for jew, according to ADL.

Cops love tasering women drivers:














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