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Wednesday, April 14, 2010 7:14 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!




Star Wars: Neil Armstrong, Obama Spar Over NASA's Future
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/04/14/obama-vs-neil-armstrong-nasa
-constellation
/

Armstrong: Obama NASA plan 'devastating'
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36470363

Al Qaeda Dictator Saddam Hussein Obama Bin Laden Soetoro cuts NASA budget from $10-billion to $5-billion, gives foreign jew banksteers $30-TRILLION.


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Friday, April 16, 2010 3:07 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!


Obama cancels all future manned Moon landings, takes all rockets away from NASA astronots, NASA no longer allowed to send astronots into low Earth orbit unless they pay Russia $50-million per seat.

Yesterday, news reporters proudly declared, "FORGET LANDING ON THE MOON" and "FORGET THE MOON LANDINGS". This is Neuro Linguistic Programming (brainwash) of the sheeple to "forget our fake moon landing conSpiracy."





Obama budget ends return-to-moon plan
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35131431/ns/technology_and_science-space/

Can't go where no man has gone before, without getting fried by gamma radiation.

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Friday, April 16, 2010 3:10 PM

CHRISISALL


Quote:

Originally posted by piratenews:


Can't go where no man has gone before, without getting fried by gamma radiation.





The laughing Chrisisall


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Friday, April 16, 2010 3:15 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Sounds like a fake issue drummed up by fake media.

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Friday, April 16, 2010 3:32 PM

CHRISISALL


Mythbusters already put the keebash on that whole fake Moon conspiracy thing- PN just can't admit when he's Jewish, ERRR, I MEAN, wrong.



The laughing Chrisisall


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Friday, April 16, 2010 4:00 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!




Al Qaeda Dictator Hussein Obama Bin Laden Soetoro says forget the Moon, lets fake a Mars landing!

Guess he didn't get the memo:

Quote:

“A panel tasked by the White House with reviewing NASA's human space flight activities (New Scientist, 22 August, p 8) suggests sending astronauts to one of Mars's moons, Phobos or Deimos, among other possibilities raised in its report in 2010 But the insidious threat of space radiation in the form of galactic cosmic rays could keep astronauts confined much closer to home. The rays are actually speeding protons and heavier atomic nuclei that rain onto our solar system from all directions. They can slice through DNA molecules when they pass through living cells and the resulting damage can lead to cancer. People on the ground are protected by our planet's atmosphere and magnetic field, which also provide some protection to astronauts on the International Space Station. Lunar missions are short enough to keep radiation risks low, and the moon itself blocks half of the incoming particles. Crews on long journeys beyond low-Earth orbit would have no such protection. Relatively lightweight aluminium or plastic shielding can block charged particles from the sun. But it would take impractically thick and heavy shields to stop the higher-energy galactic cosmic rays. "Shielding is not a solution to the risk problem," says Frank Cucinotta, chief scientist for radiation studies at NASA's Johnson Space Center in Houston, Texas. It would take impractically thick and heavy shields to stop high-energy galactic cosmic rays. Alternative technologies - which would generate bubbles of plasma that could protect spacecraft without adding much weight - are still at an early stage of development. So how dangerous would a trip to Mars orbit be? Estimates of how much a given dose of space radiation increases the risk of cancer are fraught with uncertainty. But calculations by Cucinotta and his colleagues suggest the trip would not meet NASA's existing rules, which aim to keep each astronaut's lifetime risk of fatal cancer from space radiation below 3 per cent. For journeys outside Earth's magnetic field, astronauts could reach that limit in less than 200 days in a spacecraft with aluminium walls nearly 4 centimetres thick , according to worst-case scenario estimates (Radiation Measurements, DOI:10.1016/j.radmeas.2006.03.011). But the White House panel expects a round-trip mission to a Martian moon would take four times as long, lasting 750 days. Since such trips would expose astronauts to more radiation than is currently allowed, the panel asked NASA if it would consider simply accepting higher risks for the missions.”
-Too much radiation for astronauts to make it to Mars, 16 September 2009 by David Shiga, New Scientist magazine
http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20327266.100

"Surprisingly, the Moon is a moderately bright gamma-ray source. The only part of the electromagnetic spectrum where the Moon is brighter than the Sun is gamma rays. The surface of the Moon is baldly exposed to cosmic rays and solar flares. When cosmic rays hit the ground, they produce a dangerous spray of secondary particles right at your feet, and trigger little nuclear reactions that release yet more radiation in the form of neutrons. The lunar surface itself is radioactive!"

-Dr Robert Naeye PhD, NASA GLAST Fermi Gamma Ray Space Telescope, Solar System: Sun, Moon, and Earth, 23 August 2007

www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/GLAST/science/solar_system.html



Apollo astronots had aluminum spacecraft with walls less than 1/4 inch thick (less than 1 centimeter), with plastic windows...

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Friday, April 16, 2010 4:12 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!


Quote:

Originally posted by chrisisall:

Mythbusters already put the keebash on that whole fake Moon conspiracy thing





Quote:

"So I can hear what you're saying: 'But you guys replicated the moon shot on a set, and you're special effects artists. You're exactly the kind of guys that NASA would've hired to do this kind of thing in the first place!'"
-Adam Savage, Youtube 3:35



No rocket flame on LEM "blastoff" at 0:01. HA! Mythbusters BUSTED.

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Friday, April 16, 2010 4:45 PM

CHRISISALL


Quote:

Originally posted by piratenews:

No rocket flame on LEM "blastoff" at 0:01. HA! Mythbusters BUSTED.

No oxygen on the Moon's surface to produce visible flame. Ha! John Lee BUSTED!

Go take some science classes, yo.


The laughing Chrisisall


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Friday, April 16, 2010 5:55 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!


What day did Obama kill the moonscam program?

April 15, income tax day. Aka April Fools Day.


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Saturday, April 17, 2010 4:52 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!


Piratenews 1-hour radio interview in Hollywood, Friday April 16, 2010, banned at Gitmo for the rockumentary, "We Never Went To The Moon":

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/firstcontact

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Saturday, April 17, 2010 10:34 AM

OUT2THEBLACK


Quote:

Originally posted by chrisisall:
Quote:

Originally posted by piratenews:

No rocket flame on LEM "blastoff" at 0:01. HA! Mythbusters BUSTED.

No oxygen on the Moon's surface to produce visible flame. Ha! John Lee BUSTED!

Go take some science classes, yo.




Not quite so simple , Chris...

Apollo LM used hypergolics , which ignite on contact with each other...MMH and NO4 . One of them functions as the oxidizer ; in essence , the oxygen is in the 'fuel'...

'...The Apollo LM, as advanced in both computer and engineering technology in its day, used hypergolic fuels in both of its stages, chemicals that combust on contact with each other, requiring no ignition mechanism and allowing an indefinite storage period. Both the cryogenic and hypergolic systems, like that of the Apollo LM, will be forced-fed using high-pressure helium, eliminating the need for malfunction-prone pumps utilized in most rocket technology.'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altair_(spacecraft)

Ascent from the Lunar Surface was as simple as turning a valve , whether actuated manually or automatically...

The real reason for no visible flame is that the Moon has NO ATMOSPHERE , and the Lunar surface is extremely bright and reflective due to being naked in the harsh light of the Sun...Many fuels burn with little or no visible flame , but the harsh lighting is sure to dim even 'visible' flames...

Same reason that seeing the stars from the lunar surface is difficult...The lighting of the surface is drowning out the relatively less bright starlight...Just like trying to see stars from a brightly-lit parking lot back home , it ain't easy...


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Saturday, April 17, 2010 10:43 AM

OUT2THEBLACK

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Saturday, April 17, 2010 12:21 PM

CHRISISALL


Quote:

Originally posted by out2theblack:

The real reason for no visible flame is that the Moon has NO ATMOSPHERE

Umm, that's what I really MEANT... sort of.

*goes to take a science class*


The laughing Chrisisall


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Saturday, April 17, 2010 5:55 PM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...


You know what struck me as funniest about this thread? PN's titles for Obama are getting so long, when I read them I was struck with "gee, d'ya ever think maybe he'll end up with nothing but the title in the thread, and no room for anything else?"
...

Quote:

Al Qaeda Dictator Hussein Obama Bin Laden Soetoro
It's to laugh, the poor pathetic sod...what else do you think he can squeeze in there? Maybe we should start a thread to give him ideas...or suggest Jewish names for him to add...


"I'm just right. Kinda like the sun rising in the east and the world being round...its not a need its just the way it is." The Delusional "Hero", 3/1/10

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Saturday, April 17, 2010 7:23 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!


Quote:

Originally posted by out2theblack:

Apollo LM used hypergolics , which ignite on contact with each other...MMH and NO4 . One of them functions as the oxidizer ; in essence , the oxygen is in the 'fuel'...

The real reason for no visible flame is that the Moon has NO ATMOSPHERE , and the Lunar surface is extremely bright and reflective due to being naked in the harsh light of the Sun...Many fuels burn with little or no visible flame , but the harsh lighting is sure to dim even 'visible' flames...




Night Firing of Shuttle Forward RCS Primary and Vernier Thrusters
http://www.nasa.gov/centers/wstf/propulsion/shuttleFleetLeader.html


Fleet Leader Aft and Forward Reaction Control Subsystems Execute Mission Duty Cycles


Reaction Control System thruster firing on the space shuttle, Joseph P. Allen's book Entering Space (see stars)

Quote:

For the Apollo lunar ascent and descent module single main engine and sixteen attitude control thrusters, the fuel and oxidizer were, respectively, hydrazine and nitrogen tetroxide. The space shuttle orbiter also uses hydrazine and nitrogen tetroxide in its Orbital Maneuvering Subsystem and Reaction Control System.

In Entering Space, Allen describes the shuttle thrusters: "The forward primary thrusters sound like exploding cannons at thrust onset; and during their firing, jets of flame shoot out from the orbiter's nose. ...The orbiter reacts to the primaries' shove by shaking slightly and moving very noticeably. For the crew on board, a series of attitude changes using primaries resembles a World War I sea battle, with cannons and mortars firing, flashes of flame shooting in all directions, and the ship's shuddering and shaking in reaction to the salvos."

Images from a surface camera pan the lunar ascent module as it lifts off the surface. The background is a pitch black sky. In this image showing the Apollo 17 lunar ascent module "Challenger" supposedly lifting off from the Taurus-Littrow landing site there is no flame, exhaust, or even engine exhaust shroud visible from the bottom of the lunar ascent module.

The lunar ascent module engine had a 15000 N (3500 lb) thrust. The attitude control thrusters for the Apollo C/SM and LM (which had four sets of quadruple thrusters) had 490 N (110 lb) of thrust each. In comparison, the 38 thrusters for shuttle orbit control each have a nominal thrust of 3870 N (880 lb), with a range from 3114 N to 5338 N. Why is the exhaust visible from the 3870 N shuttle thruster but not from the 15000 N lunar ascent module engine?

I have been unable to find any images or video footage of any visible flame or exhaust coming from any of the four quadruple clusters used for attitude control of the lunar module, or from the main engines of the ascent and descent modules. However, official NASA artists' drawings do show a considerable amount of flame and exhaust emanating from the main engine.

In the films To The Edge And Back covering Apollo 13 and Apollo 13, animation shows the LM main engine emitting a bright flame for the various burns between the earth and the moon. In Apollo 13, animation shows visible flame from the LM thrusters during SM separation from the CM and LM.

http://www.ocii.com/~dpwozney/apollo1.htm




Apollo 17 lunar ascent module "Challenger" supposedly lifting off from the Taurus-Littrow landing site there is no flame, exhaust, or even engine exhaust shroud visible




Apollo 17 LEM after "blastoff from moon" (no heat discoloration of rocket motor, no rocket damage to aluminum foil and scotch tape)


Apollo LEM flies all the way from Moon to Earth

APOLLO EPIC FAIL

OBAMA EPIC FAIL

USA EPIC FAIL

Piratenews invited back to Hollywood:
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/firstcontact/2010/04/17/first-contact-rad
io

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Saturday, April 17, 2010 7:52 PM

PIRATECAT


Richard Hoagland is in shell shock. Obama the new JFK yeh back to space. Woops that didn't work out right. The O ain't gonna touch the military industrial complex or he will end up being another JFK. There in the middle east for awhile. Lots of overtime for the contractors. You gotta slash somewhere. Plus NASA needs overhauled. Really it would be cool if we would take war money up into space. The Navy has new ships and the Air Corps has more drones. Now they did cut back on how many jets cause they don't need em as much. The Army has more beans. Ya know the O's ghetto supporters say ya need to feed da kids. As long as IN AND OUT BURGERS are in buisness there is still hope for Merica.

"Battle of Serenity, Mal. Besides Zoe here, how many-" "I'm talkin at you! How many men in your platoon came out of their alive".

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Saturday, April 17, 2010 9:24 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!


Quote:

Originally posted by PirateCat:

Richard Hoagland is in shell shock.



From being separated at birth. He should be happy Obama is going straight to Mars.











Dave Hook... he's dead Jim.
http://www.orwelltoday.com/readermoonsongdavehook.shtml
http://thegeomancer.netfirms.com/emfcancer.htm

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Saturday, April 17, 2010 9:50 PM

RIVERDANCER


People who don't exist, or who wouldn't have done what they've done if they did exist...
Wait, I'm getting confused. Let me start again.
People who don't exist are upset with a President who doesn't exist for canceling a program that never existed.
Uh. I'm still confused.
I mean, I think it's an issue. I think the space program should go on, to the greatest extent it may. That's not what confuses me. What confuses me is the subject line, and how nothing in it actually exists, yet is still an issue.
Does this thread actually exist?

...Do I exist?

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Sunday, April 18, 2010 7:07 AM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...


Good one, River.

Oh, he does love his visuals, don't he? Damned scrolling finger is hurting again...


"I'm just right. Kinda like the sun rising in the east and the world being round...its not a need its just the way it is." The Delusional "Hero", 3/1/10

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Sunday, April 18, 2010 7:07 AM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...


Farking computer...

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Sunday, April 18, 2010 9:43 AM

CHRISISALL


Quote:

Originally posted by piratenews:






100% real.

PN=EPIC PHALE


The laughing Chrisisall


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Sunday, April 18, 2010 5:20 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!


Dave Hook v Bill Hicks v George Carlin in Dueling Jokers:









All KIA for telling the wrong jokes to the wrong folks. Operation Blackbrier.

Quote:

"That's what the Owners count on, that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big Red White and Blue dick being jammed up their assholes every day. Because the Owners of this country know the Truth. It's called the American Dream, 'cause you have to be asleep to believe it."
-Funny Old Dead Guy



Amerikans pay for big Red White and Blue dicks to jam up their assholes:


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Wednesday, April 21, 2010 3:47 AM

PIRATENEWS

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Dictator Hussein Obama Bin Laden says "We don't need no stinkin astronots", launches (formerly) secret ’space warplane’ X-37B Orbital Test Vehicle space predator drone
http://www.blacklistednews.com/news-8341-0-22-22--.html


http://www.google.com/search?q=X-37B%20Orbital%20Test%20Vehicle&um=1&h
l=en&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=iw


Speed cameras using Star Wars predator drone satellites to track motorists secretly tested in British Empire
http://www.blacklistednews.com/news-8338-0-14-14--.html

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Thursday, April 22, 2010 5:19 PM

PIRATENEWS

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Quote:

November 13, 2007 Memorandum for the Chief of Staff

It is my considered judgment that China will have the technical and budgetary wherewithal to conduct a manned mission to the surface of the moon before the United States plans to return….The bare fact of this accomplishment will have an enormous, and not fully predictable, effect on global perceptions of U.S. leadership in the world…

The next decade will be a period in which U.S. primacy in space will already be in question. After shuttle retirement in 2010, and prior to deployment of Orion/Ares in 2015, we will be paying roughly $200 million per year, on average, to Russia to transport American astronauts and cargo to and from the International Space Station....

China clearly recognizes the value of space activities as a driver for innovation, a source of national pride, and an enhancement to its stature in the world. As such, they are likely to continue their robust space activities with or without cooperation with the U.S. and other nations.

http://www.judicialwatch.org/files/documents/2010/JW_NASA_spacetransit
ion.pdf#page=268



China may present one of the few options for space exploration as NASA withdraws. While the U.S. has indicated its reservations about China, China’s ability to present an alternative to the waylaid U.S. program may appeal to other Space-faring nations. If there is a potential space race between China and the U.S., the U.S. may have just forfeited and such symbolism may be even greater than any symbolism associated with reaching the Moon.

In light of NASA’s transition documents, President Obama’s decision to cancel the Constellation Program leaves the United States in a rather vulnerable position with dependency on Russia, forsaking of science programs, and empowering China. It is no wonder that, according to New York Times, major NASA players are now considering a “Plan B” to compensate for the short-sighted decision.

http://www.judicialwatch.org/foiablog/2010/mar/part-iii-obamas-nasa-bu
dget-cut-and-china


Did China Fake Their Moon Photos?
http://www.j2fi.net/2007/12/04/did-china-fake-their-moon-photos/


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