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Dictator Hussein Obama requires all Amerikans get kosher microchip implants in Genocide Tax Bill

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:23 AM

PIRATENEWS

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The implanted MicroChip required in new Health Care Bill
http://weeksmd.com/?p=2548

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“Buried deep within the over 1,000 pages of the massive US Health Care Bill (PDF) in a “non-discussed” section titled: Subtitle C-11 Sec. 2521— National Medical Device Registry, and which states its purpose as:

“The Secretary shall establish a national medical device registry (in this subsection referred to as the ‘registry’) to facilitate analysis of postmarket safety and outcomes data on each device that—‘‘(A) is or has been used in or on a patient; and ‘‘(B) is a class III device; or ‘‘(ii) a class II device that is implantable.”

In “real world speak”, according to this report, this new law, when fully implemented, provides the framework for making the United States the first Nation in the World to require each and every one of its citizens to have implanted in them a radio-frequency identification (RFID) microchip for the purpose of controlling who is, or isn’t, allowed medical care in their country.

http://waysandmeans.house.gov/media/pdf/111/AAHCA09001xml.pdf







Childhood photo of 'Barry Soetoro' aka Al Qaeda Dictator Saddum Hussein Obama Bin Laden
http://fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=18&t=42337

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:27 AM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.


Oh Jeez, PN!

Do you even know what a medical device is???

Stents.

Pacemakers.

Vagus nerve and deep-brain stimulators.

Knees, hips, and shoulders.

Implanted insulin pumps.

Brain shunts.

The problem with medical devices is that there's no way of tracking safety after they've been implanted.

Thanks for changing my thread title. As a thank-you gift, I changed yours.

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:37 AM

PIZMOBEACH

... fully loaded, safety off...


Oh man, I want that chip! Can I get extra RAHM?

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:45 AM

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VeriChip Corporation Completes Development Of New 8 Millimeter RFID Implantable Microchip

VeriChip Corporation ("VeriChip" or the "Company") (NASDAQ:CHIP), a provider of radio frequency identification (RFID) systems for healthcare and patient-related needs, announced today it has completed the development of a new, smaller human-implantable RFID microchip measuring approximately 8 millimeters by 1 millimeter. As previously announced, this new, smaller microchip has been developed specifically to be incorporated into Medical Components, Inc.'s ("Medcomp") vascular ports. On March 18, 2009, the Company announced that it entered into a development and supply agreement with Medcomp to develop and manufacture a RFID microchip for implantation into Medcomp's vascular access medical devices on an exclusive basis. The initial term of the agreement is five years totaling more than $3.0 million over the life of the agreement, assuming successful completion of the development of the new, smaller microchip and Medcomp's receipt of approval from the U.S. Food and Drug Administration ("FDA") of the vascular port containing the microchip.

Scott R. Silverman, Chairman of VeriChip, said, "Less than two months after the announcement of our development agreement with Medcomp, we have successfully completed the first, important step. This will enable Medcomp to move forward and begin the design stage of the development of the combined device and its eventual submission to the FDA."

The Company's existing microchip, used as part of its VeriMed™ Health Link system for patient identification, measures approximately 11 millimeters by 1 millimeter.

Source: VeriChip Corporation

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/149924.php

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Four hospitals in Puerto Rico will begin implanting a microchip the size of a rice grain in patients who suffer from illnesses such as Alzheimer's disease. The hospitals will start using the microchip, made by the Verichip Corp. VeriChip's Hugs and HALO Infant Protection Systems utilize wearable Infant Tags and Mother Tags to help prevent infant abductions and accidental mother/baby switching. Patient Tags worn on the wrist are used within VeriChip's RoamAlert and WatchMate systems to prevent residents from wandering out of designated areas.
http://www.newsrx.com/newsletters/Mental-Health-Business-Week/2009-07-
25.html

http://www.verichipcorp.com








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Tuesday, March 16, 2010 10:01 AM

PIZMOBEACH

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Originally posted by piratenews:




That one is f*cking hi-sterical!

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010 10:04 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Does that mean I'll never get lost again?

I'm in.






"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions


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Tuesday, March 16, 2010 10:22 AM

RIVERLOVE




Similar concept from 43 years ago :


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Tuesday, March 16, 2010 10:51 AM

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It works on politicians too:



Dictator Hussein Obama and housewife Pelosi to 'pass' illegal Healthcare Tax Bill without a vote
http://fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=18&t=42315

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010 11:12 AM

REENACT12321


Aww jeez. It's a registry and requiring serial numbers on heart stints and other implanted health items so they can track back and figure out if there's a bad run or some kind or production error.

I'm getting one of those chips if I can pick up Sirius on it, lol.

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010 12:55 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Quote:

Originally posted by reenact12321:
Aww jeez. It's a registry and requiring serial numbers on heart stints and other implanted health items so they can track back and figure out if there's a bad run or some kind or production error.

I'm getting one of those chips if I can pick up Sirius on it, lol.



Bazinga! Good idea!

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010 1:14 PM

OUT2THEBLACK


Quote:

Originally posted by pizmobeach:
Oh man, I want that chip! Can I get extra RAHM?



Sure !

Just show up at his gym , get nekkid in the shower with him , and he's just about guaranteed to give you a poke !

All the RAHM you can stand !

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010 1:26 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Quote:

Originally posted by out2theblack:


Just show up at his gym , get nekkid in the shower with him , and he's just about guaranteed to give you a poke !

All the RAHM you can stand !




I think I'll leave that to you, PN, and your strap-ons.




"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions


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Tuesday, March 16, 2010 1:34 PM

OUT2THEBLACK


Quote:

Originally posted by Kwicko:


I think I'll leave that to you, PN, and your strap-ons.






I'm not PN , and I don't even play him on TV...

Strap-ons ?

Snowshoes are really the only strap-on item that I've ever owned , surely not pervy enough for your worldly and libertine ways...

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010 1:59 PM

KIRKULES


Quote:

Originally posted by Kwicko:
Quote:

Originally posted by reenact12321:
Aww jeez. It's a registry and requiring serial numbers on heart stints and other implanted health items so they can track back and figure out if there's a bad run or some kind or production error.

I'm getting one of those chips if I can pick up Sirius on it, lol.



Bazinga! Good idea!


It will save us a fortune I medical costs. They won’t even need to set up death panels now, they can just shut down your pacemaker from a satellite in low Earth orbit. If they have an organ donor card we can take them directly to the processing plant.

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010 3:33 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


*Take them* to the plant? Hell, plant a GPS/NavChip in your head, and I can just tell you to GO TO the organ processing plant! Why waste resources chasing you down when I can make you think you want to come to me?




"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions


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Tuesday, March 16, 2010 5:55 PM

FREMDFIRMA



Nah, what you do, is you GET the chip, mod it so you can reprogram the ID at will, and then stick it in.

"Holy shit, Dick Cheney just robbed a bank!"

You've NO IDEA how much chaos someone like me could cause with a stupid idea like this...

-F

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Wednesday, March 17, 2010 3:09 AM

PIZMOBEACH

... fully loaded, safety off...


Quote:

Originally posted by out2theblack:


Just show up at his gym , get nekkid in the shower with him , and he's just about guaranteed to give you a poke !

All the RAHM you can stand !



And you know this how, exactly?

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Wednesday, March 17, 2010 5:34 AM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...


Yes, he DOES need a foil hat--and given the initial title, just curious: how does he know the chip is "kosher"? Is it edible? No, wait--scratch that question, it would just be encouraging him, wouldn't it??

I want one--after all, I've got a chip in my dogs, why shouldn't they have a chip in me?

Frem, it would be a scary, scary world if you were turned loose in it with freedom to do whatever you wanted...just think...



Neat to wake up to such a fun thread; thanx guys!


"I'm just right. Kinda like the sun rising in the east and the world being round...its not a need its just the way it is." The Delusional "Hero", 3/1/10

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Wednesday, March 17, 2010 5:45 AM

RUE

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!


Quote:

"Holy shit, Dick Cheney just robbed a bank!"


That's a big step down. In his heyday he bankrupted two whole frigging countries.

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Silence is consent.

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Wednesday, March 17, 2010 6:39 AM

FREMDFIRMA



*laughs*

Yanno, that's why I don't get on PN so much, save to chide him for not digging deep enough or swat at him for his overblown theatrics...

Sometimes he does bring up stuff where the topic itself, minus his ridiculous sensationalism, is worth either discussing, or mocking, and it's entirely possible to do so without payin no mind to him or his antics.

There's been a couple hot potatoes I wanted to discuss, but didn't care to lob into the topic list which he brought up (thus taking the ire) instead.

And yes, I do so very much enjoy turning their own technologies against them, hell, most of my dirt digging is aided by their own damned surveillence networks which just make it EASIER for someone like me to hassle them, as this article discusses at length.
http://www.cato.org/pub_display.php?pub_id=11185

I *did* mention that I threatened to use surveillence system of my nieces school to monitor the behavior of the administration, yes ?

As always, a two edged sword, technology, as it giveth, it also taketh away.

And Rue ? +1 for the funny - I dunno if you caught it in another thread, but I think you and Siggy would find a certain historical figure I got compared to recently very fascinating.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huey_Long
http://www.hueylong.com/

I might not completely agree with him, and some of his tactics were a bit on the immoral side, but there's a lot to admire about his intentions and policies - I think it's a shame that history has all but forgotten The Kingfish.
(And certainly wouldn't mind discussion in it's own topic)

-Frem

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Wednesday, March 17, 2010 8:04 AM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...


Yes, by "scary" I meant all the stuff you could screw up--to good purpose! Given your past abilities and how you think, it would be terrifying for the narrow minded, hee, hee, hee; which I would love.

As to PN, I'm afraid I can't get past the "foil hat" mentality to read most of his posts. Maybe he brings up salient points, but the way he does it just turns me off, along with his idiotic paranoia and hatred of Jews...not to mention his calling anyone he disagrees with a Jew and splattering it all over everything!


"I'm just right. Kinda like the sun rising in the east and the world being round...its not a need its just the way it is." The Delusional "Hero", 3/1/10

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Wednesday, March 17, 2010 10:30 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Quote:

Originally posted by Niki2:
Yes, he DOES need a foil hat--and given the initial title, just curious: how does he know the chip is "kosher"? Is it edible? No, wait--scratch that question, it would just be encouraging him, wouldn't it??

I want one--after all, I've got a chip in my dogs, why shouldn't they have a chip in me?

Frem, it would be a scary, scary world if you were turned loose in it with freedom to do whatever you wanted...just think...



Scary "Ha-ha", or scary "Oh-my-god-we're-all-going-to-die!"? Either way, it would be a whole lot more interesting...


Oh, and let's hope PN isn't wearing his tinfoil hat when the solar storms hit; that might fry his brain.

Whoops.

Too late.

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Wednesday, March 17, 2010 11:04 AM

FREMDFIRMA



*rimshot*

So you caught that tremendously obscure little joke, did you ?


Dammit, half the fun of stealth-snarkin folk is when they've not a clue they're being sent up.

-F

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Wednesday, March 17, 2010 5:13 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Quote:

Originally posted by Fremdfirma:

*rimshot*

So you caught that tremendously obscure little joke, did you ?


Dammit, half the fun of stealth-snarkin folk is when they've not a clue they're being sent up.

-F




True. It's much more fun to walk 'em into a door if they never see it comin'. :)




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Thursday, March 18, 2010 5:58 AM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...


I meant scary for the narrow-minded assholes who seem to be so evident in this country. Imagine Frem, healthy, young and whole, with power behind him, being able to work his tricks and manipulate the system--I kinda doubt it would change their mentality much, like it did the Mullah, I think instead they'd be scared shitless, and screaming their little lungs out...which my evil little heart would enjoy the hell out of!


"I'm just right. Kinda like the sun rising in the east and the world being round...its not a need its just the way it is." The Delusional "Hero", 3/1/10

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Thursday, March 18, 2010 9:20 AM

FREMDFIRMA



Well, you know the old adage about being careful what you wish for, right ?

Here's the rub, ok ?

We rescue these kids, pull em out of hell, and then very, *very* strongly encourage them to go find a normal life, or as normal as they're ever gonna manage - go then and be happy, heaven knows ya paid dearly enough for it...

But some of em, they can't do that, they WON'T do that, the idea that anyone else would ever have to suffer as they did becomes a driving NEED, a compulsion of sorts, to prevent it, and that's not bitterness, mind you - anyone we're encouraging to spread their wings and fly is long past that, it's a human instinct, rooted in the same one that drives a stranger to risk their life without a blink to protect a child they don't even know, kind of a universal human mama-bear aspect.

And that's ok, once it's clear they're dead serious about it, we'll find something for them to do - while not immediately apparent, it's true that I do have exceptionally strong administrative skills in much the same manner a construction foreman does (save for that voice, Gus can do it, I never could) in knowing who to send where to do what and when.

But for some rare few, even that isn't enough, they want a piece of it, and they want it *real* bad, to be on the business end - those that wish this for all the wrong reasons tend to change their minds pretty quick when it's explained to them - but still you do have that rare spirit who really *believes*, not out of fanaticism, or hatred, but because their own innate compassion has driven them to act.

And I mean driven, they plan to take a stand even if they stand alone, I call it the Moria Effect.
Gimli: "Let them come! there is one dwarf yet in Moria who still draws breath!"

At which point it goes one of two ways, you see, there really is no way in hell to explain to someone the soul crushing nightmare they're about to go head-first up against, you just CAN'T, it's not really possible, you understand ?

And so I put together a video presentation that will bring home, as close as it can get, what it's going to be like - it'd make Wes Craven wet himself in terror and send H.R. Giger into nausea, cause I didn't pull no punches, and every second of it is based on real stuff we ran into and dealt with.

Usually they come out of that seriously screwed up, as in needing more therapy kinda screwed up, but at least knowing the concept, most of those folk form their own satellite organisations, having learned their limitations, and choose to address the issue indirectly through reforms, funding, political support and what have you, which is where a lot of them smaller orgs came from, you see.

But in the rarest of cases, they walk outta that without so much as a flinch, crack their knuckles and DEMAND a piece of it - those are the guys who go down the rabbithole, can come toe to toe with the horror and not be destroyed pyschologically or emotionally by it because they've already fought it in their own soul, and can manage a powerful slow burn rage for long periods of time - for a fact, they're not nice people, nice people can NOT do that kinda work, but buried somewhere in their own darkness within, that shields them from the darkness without, is the spirit of the wounded child they once were, now armed and armored and bearing a serious grudge.

A bit poetical in description, but words can't really touch about the combination of personal nastiness and deep compassion it takes to mentally and emotionally survive coming face to face with things that should not even exist in a world any kinda human, any kinda humane.

So from the girl who sorts and processes the mail, all the way to the kid skulking a black site with a long-lens camera, there's PLENTY more where I came from, built from the ground up and every single one of them capable of doing the same - from the moment I realized going solo was a losing proposition I meant to leave a monument to what I believed in, rather than my personal arrogance.

And of course, Justin runs the show now, although not without endless snarky comments to my old-lady-meddling, and he's very much like me since I've known him since he was six (him having been a rescuee) only without my streak of latent sadism and barbarity, which is good since he knows how rare in truth putting a boot up someones ass is an actual solution to the problem.
(of course, when it *IS*, he's got my number, lol!)

So despite the perception (which we fostered for a long time as a dodge against retribution) that it was a lone-gunman kinda thing, it never was, and they'res PLENTY more behind me able and willing to pick up the torch with equal fervor, or even carrying their own already... thirty years worth of plenty.


And THAT, doll, is the real brickshitter for the powers that be, it's already TOO LATE for them to crush any of my concepts, tactics, or methods, they'll only spread, for every person they might stop, it just encourages more, and somewhere, anywhere, could be a backup of that personality engine too.



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Thursday, March 18, 2010 9:40 AM

OUT2THEBLACK


Quote:

Originally posted by pizmobeach:
Quote:

Originally posted by out2theblack:


Just show up at his gym , get nekkid in the shower with him , and he's just about guaranteed to give you a poke !

All the RAHM you can stand !



And you know this how, exactly?




By sifting through megabytes of data everyday...

Or , alternatively , Google-searching :

Try " Rahm poke in shower " , it'll return a disturbingly large number of hits...

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Thursday, March 18, 2010 9:43 AM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...


Oh, dear, time I watch "V" again...for the zillionth time. I know all the negatives about the movie, but my evil little heart just adores seeing it and imagining...

I know you've got people who are willing to carry on the torch, Frem, but I'd bet dollars to donuts none of them are as adept as you would be at bringing change, from all I've read. JMHO


"I'm just right. Kinda like the sun rising in the east and the world being round...its not a need its just the way it is." The Delusional "Hero", 3/1/10

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Thursday, March 18, 2010 10:20 AM

BYTEMITE


Frem's "boot kick to the ass" isn't always the best way, though it appears to be an effective way in it's own right. Otherwise why else is he the fall-back "get shit done" guy when everything else fails?

Frem, you oughta get cremated when you go, so that your protegees can continue to use your ashes as a threat and claim that they're haunted. I bet there's enough authoritarian types terrified of you now that it'd work. Become the legend!

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Thursday, March 18, 2010 10:25 AM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...


Oh, I LOVE it! Better yet, get one of your proteges to be made up to look like you, just so he can give out videos now and again to make it look like you're still alive...throw the fear of gawd into 'em now and again (just kidding, of course).


"I'm just right. Kinda like the sun rising in the east and the world being round...its not a need its just the way it is." The Delusional "Hero", 3/1/10

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Thursday, March 18, 2010 10:37 AM

BYTEMITE


If things ever get really bad, faking your death and then making appearances as a ghost could be completely hilarious for you and horrifying for them, being that you're already known as the Brooklyn Ghost. Then the ultimate reappearance and boot-to-ass.

Then again, knowing you, that's probably already your Plan Z, and has been ever since people started calling you that.

Someone should make you a comic book character. *thoughtful*

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Thursday, March 18, 2010 11:06 AM

FREMDFIRMA


Well, shit, it worked for Bin Laden, didn't it ?


Many times as it's been assumed, no one is gonna believe it till they pound a stake in themselves.

I didn't have nothin to do with the one though, some asshat with a fake ID claiming to be me who was running a credit scam got his ass run over on a motorbike (this was some months after my own near fatal accident) and wasn't expected to survive...

So they called my official next in line contact to come identify the stiff, that being Vicky at the time, who totally freaks and rings me up in the unholy single digit hours of the morning all panicked and i'm like huh-wha, wtf ?

Next thing I know I got a cop on my doorstep and am tryin to explain that yes, I am me, curse your eyes, now lemme go back to sleep!

Said asshat caps it, and has the nerve to do so before anyone tells the doctors he *isn't* me, and so they file the death cert - to much rejoicing amongst those current or previous recipients of my tender mercies....

It took me WEEKS to get that shit sorted.

Trust me, between that stupid incident and the rumor mill, ain't no one gonna buy it if I *did* cap it, especially what with having a collection of pre-recorded messages amongst one of them "Open in case of" boxes spread about.

Besides, what you think a great part of my selection criteria for Justin was, given that the lil bastard is almost a dead ringer ?
(Pun oh so intended!)

-F

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