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Originally posted by Wulfenstar:
Just a little joke..nothing to see here...;

Joke: The difference between John McCain and Barack Obama"

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, "I cannot accept money from you. 'I'm doing community service this week." The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you.. I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later John McCain comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." McCain is very happy and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books, such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful."

Then Barack Obama comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." Obama is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between John McCain and Barack Obama.

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Originally posted by AURaptor:
Q: What do Osama Bin Laden and Barack Obama have in common ?


A: They're both personally know somebody who bombed the Pentagon!

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Originally posted by Kwicko:

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Originally posted by AURaptor:
Q: What do Osama Bin Laden and Barack Obama have in common ?


A: They're both personally know somebody who bombed the Pentagon!

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They're both personally know Dick Cheney? I had no idea Obama hung out with Cheney...

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Originally posted by Wulfenstar:

Later John McCain comes in for a haircut,

Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books, such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful."

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Originally posted by Kwicko:

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Originally posted by AURaptor:
Q: What do Osama Bin Laden and Barack Obama have in common ?


A: They're both personally know somebody who bombed the Pentagon!

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They're both personally know Dick Cheney? I had no idea Obama hung out with Cheney...

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Originally posted by embers:

seriously? You think John McCain reads books?
Even self help books?
He graduated at the bottom of his class, kind of showing he didn't crack books in college...
and he never did read the 'Bail Out Bill'....

*eyeroll*

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Originally posted by AURaptor:
McCain attended WEST POINT, where the academic demands are a bit more stringent than your typical student who majors in 'English' or 'History' at some State U.

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Originally posted by embers:

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Originally posted by AURaptor:
McCain attended WEST POINT, where the academic demands are a bit more stringent than your typical student who majors in 'English' or 'History' at some State U.

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no he didn't, my Father graduated from West Point...
McCain graduated from the bottom of his class at the Naval Academy which he only got into in the first place because his Father and Grandfather were both Admirals.

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