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Philadelphia Police mistake Hotdogs for a Bomb

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UPDATED: Saturday, September 27, 2008 18:01
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Thursday, September 25, 2008 12:11 PM

WHOZIT

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Thursday, September 25, 2008 12:38 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Okay, that's pretty darn funny right there.





This world is a comedy for those who think, and a tragedy for those who feel.

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Thursday, September 25, 2008 1:04 PM

FREMDFIRMA


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Sadly, the wieners were detonated as a precaution.

Even funnier.. Fremgirl LIKES explod-a-dogs, she puts them in the friggin microwave and nukes em till they blow, says it gives em a certain flavor she prefers.


Alas, poor hot dogs, we barely knew ya!

"HOT DOGS, Armour HOT DOGS
What kind of kids love Armour HOT DOGS?
Big kids, little kids, kids who climb on rocks
fat kids, skinny kids, even kids with chicken pox
love HOT DOGS, Armour HOT DOGS
The dogs kids love to bite!"


-F

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Saturday, September 27, 2008 10:10 AM

SAVEWASH

Now I am learning about scary.


This is my favorite quote from the story:
Quote:

Sadly, the wieners were detonated as a precaution.


I can't think of an adequate response. It's funny enough on its own.




"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

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Saturday, September 27, 2008 12:36 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Quote:

Originally posted by SAVEWASH:
This is my favorite quote from the story:
Quote:

Sadly, the wieners were detonated as a precaution.


I can't think of an adequate response. It's funny enough on its own.




"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."



You're right, that's pure gold. It may have to become a new sig-line.

Mike

Sadly, the wieners were detonated as a precaution...



This world is a comedy for those who think, and a tragedy for those who feel.

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Saturday, September 27, 2008 12:42 PM

ALLIETHORN7


This is at once hilarious and utterly terrifying.
I'd like to think their next job involves no colored wires.

-Danny

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We can leave your friends behind,
'Cause your friends don't dance,
And if they don't dance, well,
They're no Friends of mine,
Say, we can go where we want to,
A Place where they will never find,
And we can act like we come from out of this world,
Leave the Real one far behind

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Saturday, September 27, 2008 1:00 PM

OUT2THEBLACK


Quote:

Originally posted by SAVEWASH:
This is my favorite quote from the story:
Quote:

Sadly, the wieners were detonated as a precaution.


I can't think of an adequate response. It's funny enough on its own.




The ADEQUATE RESPONSE would be to get the Philly Cops to move on down to WASHINGTON , DC , and start detonating some 'wieners' there...

Considering how things have devolved there , it would be an act of 'Brotherly Love' if they'd just get started on that...

It would take quite a while...But when the wiener-blasting cops are done in DC , they could move on toward Wall Street ,
and get the 'Big Dogs'...

I hear that there are Wieners on Wall Street the size of donkey pricks...More to the point , the wieners of Wall Street ARE donkey pricks !

Would make a need for bigger wiener-blasters...

Maybe use Paulson's 'bazooka' against some of his cronies...

Didja KNOW that Paulson says he has a 'bazooka' in his pocket ?

Not kidding...

' Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson will probably never live down his statement to Congress that, "If you have a bazooka in your pocket, and people know you have a bazooka, you may never have to take it out."

Arnold Schwarzenegger tried this, too, when he said, "To those critics who are so pessimistic about our economy, I say: Don't be economic girlie-men." '

http://www.fool.com/investing/dividends-income/2008/09/23/bad-luck-for
-good-banks.aspx

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Saturday, September 27, 2008 6:01 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


Principal Skinner tried that once, on The Simpsons.

Chief Wiggum figured it out though.



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