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Mitt for President

POSTED BY: PIRATENEWS
UPDATED: Sunday, December 16, 2007 12:07
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Friday, December 14, 2007 11:04 PM

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Mitt pays $20-Billion bribe to Clear Channel Radio
http://www.lewrockwell.com/blog/lewrw/archives/017694.html

Mitt gets BJ from sexy space aliens
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/video/70372/

Dr No Air Force attacks New World Odor
http://infowars.net/articles/december2007/141207Blimp.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendi_Deng
Hanoi Hannity: "I voted for the Sino-American Alliance."
"US ports owned by Commie China is good for me."
"Dead and disabled US soldiers are good for me."
"Outsourcing your job is very good for me."
"Sir Rupert dines with Hillary every week."
"Ron Paul does not exist in my 'Verse."

"As far as Chinese goes, I resented it."
-Adam Tudyk, The Making of Firefly

FOX, MYSPACE & FIREFLY OWNED BY COMMUNIST CHINA!
www.piratenews.org/pntv-schedule.html

Does that seem right to you?
Firefly Music Video: Tangerine dream - Confrontation, Thief soundtrack
www.megavideo.com/?v=JVT35GR8
www.scifi.com/onair/

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Friday, December 14, 2007 11:53 PM

OLDENGLANDDRY

Rupert is already your life-President, why are you bothering?

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Saturday, December 15, 2007 12:15 AM

CITIZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by oldenglanddry:
Rupert is already your life-President, why are you bothering?

Ron Paul is a gentically manipulated clone of Rupert Murdoch, created by the German Nazi Jew Queen of England.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Saturday, December 15, 2007 1:10 AM

FREMDFIRMA

By "Genetically Manipulated" do you mean they switched off the corruption and stupidity genes ?

If so, we need to get a team of Gen-engineers up there on capitol hill right quick...

Oh, and PN ? you completely missed the blockbuster here.

Although they have been technically kicked off his campaign staff, remember that two of his primary financiers are Mel Sembler and Robert Lichfield, (With Narvin L and Rick Strawn as minor players) and there's enough *public* dirt on that whole mess to practically nuke him off the field in the court of public opinion...

Start interviewing those 133 folks filing abuse suits, I'm sure they have stories to tell.

Or Shelby Earnshaw...

Or the parents of Valerie Ann Heron, who, after being kidnapped and transported to Casa by the Sea, took one good look at that hellhole and jumped headfirst off a cliff into the rocks...

Or Costa Rican officials, who arrested Narvin after investigating Dundee Ranch and closing it...

And then point out that THIS is where a good bit of Romney's campaign stash comes from... abused children, murdered children, a set of facilities so awful, with a history so vile, that no fiction writer, even the legendary Stephen King, could possibly come up with greater horror than the truth.

You wanna bust Romney's chops, just follow the money... right back down the rabbithole into horrors beyond most folks imagination.

That'll do it.

-Frem

PS. I sincerely reccomend a stiff drink and an airsick bag for anyone who plans to actually do their own homework on this one.. you'll *need* em.

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Saturday, December 15, 2007 2:44 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

The cartoon video reminds me of the hi-larious Chick Tracts, which assumes their audience has an I.Q. of 70, and will buy their lies whole sale.

"Hillary tried to get a million dollars for the Woodstock museum. I understand it was a major cultural and pharmaceutical event. I couldn't attend. I was tied up at the time." - John McCain

It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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Saturday, December 15, 2007 3:46 AM

HIXIE129

PN

Repeat after me, "Riddikulus."

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Sunday, December 16, 2007 12:07 PM

HERO

Quote:
Originally posted by Fremdfirma:
By "Genetically Manipulated" do you mean they switched off the corruption and stupidity genes ?

You half right...still seems pretty stupid. I'm no fan of Ron Paul and neither do I think him a bad fella.

Although to be fair...its really his supporters who are the stupid ones. Especially if your dumb enough to give him money.

H

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