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Two Ewes walk into a Baaaaaaah

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 8:43 AM

OLDENGLANDDRY


Sorry,
I just could'nt help myself.

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 8:45 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE


*shakes her head*

Oh. Sweet. Goddess.





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Saturday, July 15, 2006 8:48 AM

PENGUIN





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Saturday, July 15, 2006 9:22 AM

CITIZEN


Two blondes walk into a bar.

You'd of thought one of them would have seen it.

*ducks*



More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 10:27 AM

SOUPCATCHER


Am I the only one hoping the Jaynes and ewes walked into different bars?

* ducks *

* runs *

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 10:49 AM

OLDENGLANDDRY


I'll be in my bunk with Flossy.

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 11:15 AM

SOUPCATCHER


Jayne1: It ain't right. They're not human.

Jayne2: Well not right now they're not. But a few more mudders' milks...

Jayne1: BARKEEP!

Ewes: Baaaaah?!?

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 12:01 PM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up


Two ewes walk into a bar for free. Must be ladies' night in West Virginia.

"Keep the Shiny side up"

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 12:08 PM

ROCKETJOCK


"Let the women wail and weep/
slay them all but SAVE THE SHEEP!"

--Yang the Nauseating

"Hermanos! The Devil has built a Robot! Andale!" -- Numero Cinco

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 1:05 PM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up


Two dyslexic blondes walk into a bra...

"Keep the Shiny side up"

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 3:03 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


gurglemuff..................



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I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 3:41 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN







http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
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98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 10:10 PM

OLDENGLANDDRY


Bump

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 10:41 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


if'n your gonna bump, bump in style:





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I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 11:02 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.


YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!!!!!
BIG HAIRY SPIDER!



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Sunday, July 16, 2006 2:53 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN





have a pomato!



http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
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I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Sunday, July 16, 2006 3:19 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.


Yes. So I've seen. All over the gorram site. Proud of it, are you?

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Sunday, July 16, 2006 12:15 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


only 5 threads, and yes I am



http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
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98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Sunday, July 16, 2006 6:21 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


*to Vader's theme*

bump, bump, bump, bumpabump, bumpabump



http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
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98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 11:55 AM

OLDENGLANDDRY


So would a Carrot and a Turnip be a Curnip or a Tarrot?

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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 12:02 PM

ODDSBODSKINS


i don't know, but can you tell your future from a curnip?


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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 12:53 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


no, but I can tell it from the patters of pomato juice created when you smash a pomato



http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
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98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 8:24 AM

OLDENGLANDDRY


Just bumping the "beheaded cops" Bollocks out of the way.

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 7:14 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


Barnaby The Bear's my name, never call me Jack or James, I will sing my way to fame, Barnaby the Bear's my name. Birds taught me to sing, when they took me to their king, first I had to fly, in the sky so high so high, so high so high so high, so - if you want to sing this way, think of what you'd like to say, add a tune and you will see, just how easy it can be. Treacle pudding, fish and chips, fizzy drinks and liquorice, flowers, rivers, sand and sea, snowflakes and the stars are free. La la la la la, la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la la la la la, so - Barnaby The Bear's my name, never call me Jack or James, I will sing my way to fame, Barnaby the Bear's my name.




http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
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98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 7:56 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.




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Saturday, July 22, 2006 8:29 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


*with the hissing laugh of a barabel*

random text generator

*hissing continues (no, really, I laugh like that)*



http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
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I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 8:45 PM

OLDENGLANDDRY


Yes, that'l do it.

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 8:54 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


Guy goes into a telephone booth and someone else comes out that person is...


The $6 million Brain Ncwys


His power: Super strength


The source of his power: Extra-terrestrial mutant near-death experience


His preferred weapon: Brain Thorns


His mode of transportation: Brain Teleporter


He will keep you safe from harm...





http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
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98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Sunday, July 23, 2006 12:01 AM

CITIZEN



And now for something completly different



More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Sunday, July 23, 2006 12:17 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


Joyce, Conrad, Eunesco and Danielle Steele.
They are the masters, NAY the choreographers
of that sublime etymology we call "English"!

But none! None I say are as accomplished
as that scribe known as "Japanese"

Yes, from the land of "The System of Live" , "Lead and Beat Magic 2004" and "Mr.Children" !
are artifacts of such tender tongue massagers.
that we must give them their due. Mama!

Now join me to gaze longingly on these artifacts
of linguistic sublimation.

One savvy wordsmith informs us, that you can buy excellent gifts by small coin,
and that the Mighty Soxer comes with Beautiful Smiling Face!

Oh face! Oh face of Super Potato! You friendly root vegetable!
Providing the access to cheap electronic merchandise!

Oh Japanese!
You take the time to remind us poor souls that Your favorite space, animate, is for your pleasure and dream.
Caution! Don't lean on the gate. The gate would fall down when lean on it. It occurs you Trouble.

Reinvigorate yourself by declaring:
"I like Sporty!" and "I am Yuppie!"

Shocking!

You have the cause of all things shallow and cash-driven.
But nothing! But nothing! Nothing I say is so delicate
as this pronouncement of caring and authority:
"Our shop accepts neither the unjustgreat success which uses an instrument, nor any fraud of coin and a ball. Please understand beforehand that the police is connected with by regulation of our shop, and appropriate measures are taken when discovered. Note A sentence of guilty has come out of such an example."

And what an example it is! I tremble! Tremble before such skill!
Such holographic majesty! I humbly bow
before those titans of typographic titillation - those masters of English: the Japanese!




http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
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98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Monday, August 7, 2006 2:33 AM

OLDENGLANDDRY


The end is nigh

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Monday, August 7, 2006 3:13 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


time travel is like visiting Paris. You can't just read the guidebook, you've got to throw yourself in. Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, get charged double and end up kissing complete strangers... or is that just me?




http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
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98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Monday, August 7, 2006 4:35 AM

DAYVE


a horse walks into the bar...
the bartender says..."why the long face?".....



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Monday, August 7, 2006 8:08 AM

NAUGHTYMAN


That's one of my favorites!
How 'bout this one:
A termite walks into a bar...
asks.."is the bartender here?"

"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all"

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Monday, August 7, 2006 8:09 AM

NAUGHTYMAN


That's one of my favorites!
How 'bout this one:
A termite walks into a bar...
asks.."is the bartender here?"

"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all"

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Monday, August 7, 2006 8:47 AM

DAYVE


two peanuts walk into a bar...and one's a salted



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Monday, August 28, 2006 8:40 PM

OLDENGLANDDRY


Bump.

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Monday, August 28, 2006 8:55 PM

SOUPCATCHER


Okay. Here's one my niece really liked when she was a lot younger...

What did the snail, riding on the back of a turtle, say?

Select to view spoiler:


WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!



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Monday, August 28, 2006 9:03 PM

SOUPCATCHER


Here's a snail groaner.

The snail had decided on the Ferrari he wanted and had a strange request for the dealer, "I want you to paint the Superman emblem on the doors, the hood, the trunk and the roof." The dealer asked the snail, "Why would you want to mess up a Ferrari like that?" The snail answered, "Because when I fly by I want people to say:

Select to view spoiler:


Look at that S-car-go!!



I told you it was a groaner

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Monday, August 28, 2006 9:10 PM

SOUPCATCHER


And one last snail joke.

Noah and the animals decided it was time to figure out if the flood waters had receded. So they drew straws to determine who would explore. The snail drew the shortest straw and set out to find if there was land. A week went by. The animals began to complain about how you couldn't trust a snail to get the job done. From the front of the ark, there came a small voice, "If you're going to talk about me like that. I'm. Not. Going."

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006 5:46 AM

CANTTAKESKY


Quote:

Originally posted by SoupCatcher:
Jayne1: It ain't right. They're not human.

Jayne2: Well not right now they're not. But a few more mudders' milks...

Jayne1: BARKEEP!

Ewes: Baaaaah?!?

Eeeeeeeeewwwe.

Can't Take My Gorram Sky

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006 5:48 AM

CANTTAKESKY


Soooooo Soups, why do you know so many snail jokes?

Can't Take My Gorram Sky

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006 6:30 AM

SOUPCATCHER


Quote:

Originally posted by canttakesky:
Soooooo Soups, why do you know so many snail jokes?


You know, I was wondering that my own self .

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006 11:43 AM

DREAMTROVE


A string walks into the bar.
Barkeep says "No strings allowed," and has the bouncer toss him out.
String gets real mad, and twists himself up into a bunch and rolls in.
Barkeep looks at him funny and says "Are you a string?"
"Nope," says the string, "I'm a frayed knot."

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Monday, September 4, 2006 9:06 PM

OLDENGLANDDRY


Bump again, and why not?

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