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3 questions ... wtf ?

POSTED BY: GINOBIFFARONI
UPDATED: Thursday, July 7, 2005 09:43
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Tuesday, July 5, 2005 2:36 PM

GINOBIFFARONI


George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he opens the floor to questions.

One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.

"Billy."

"And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have 3 questions.

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess.

George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right - question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand.

George points him out and asks him what his name is.

"Steve"

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions.

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?

And fifth, what the fuck happened to Billy?"



When my eloquence escapes you
My logic ties you up and rapes you

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005 4:34 AM

KNIBBLET


*snerk*
Thanks for the laugh.


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Wednesday, July 6, 2005 6:31 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE


Very good. Thanks for sharing.

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005 8:16 AM

CHRISISALL


So? Now I'm hooked. What happened to Billy?

Understands but does not comprehend Chrisisall

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005 5:12 PM

DARKJESTER


LOL, Gino! Cute!

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005 8:09 PM

SIGMANUNKI


LOL, beautiful!!!

----
"Canada being mad at you is like Mr. Rogers throwing a brick through your window." -Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

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Thursday, July 7, 2005 9:43 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


The school janitor overheard Billy's questions right before the bell, and was very impressed. And because the janitor had another job as a program director for a local A.M. radio station, he offered Billy a job.

Now working for Air America, Billy is on from 6 - 9am, Sunday mornings. However, because no one ever listens to Air America, he's neither seen nor heard.

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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