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Canada Passes Same-sex Legislation

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Tuesday, June 28, 2005 7:07 PM

SIGMANUNKI


We are the third country in the world to do it! We legalized gay marrage!!!

http://www.cbc.ca/story/canada/national/2005/06/28/samesex050628.html

The "vote is about the Charter of Rights," said Martin. "We're a nation of minorities and in a nation of minorities you don't cherry-pick rights."



Damn, I feel proud to be a Canadian. I mean, I've always been proud, but this just makes it shine.



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Tuesday, June 28, 2005 7:26 PM

FINN MAC CUMHAL


Quote:

Originally posted by SigmaNunki:
Damn, I feel proud to be a Canadian. I mean, I've always been proud, but this just makes it shine.

In all the colors of the rainbow, you pinko-comie, flag-waiving Canadian.


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Wednesday, June 29, 2005 6:47 AM

INDIGO


Quote:

Originally posted by Finn mac Cumhal:
Quote:

Originally posted by SigmaNunki:
Damn, I feel proud to be a Canadian. I mean, I've always been proud, but this just makes it shine.

In all the colors of the rainbow, you pinko-comie, flag-waiving Canadian.



Uhmm, clear this up for me; but are you being obtusely humourous Finn mac Cumhal, or snide?

Go Canada!

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Wednesday, June 29, 2005 8:22 AM

FINN MAC CUMHAL


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Originally posted by Indigo:
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Originally posted by Finn mac Cumhal:
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Originally posted by SigmaNunki:
Damn, I feel proud to be a Canadian. I mean, I've always been proud, but this just makes it shine.

In all the colors of the rainbow, you pinko-comie, flag-waiving Canadian.



Uhmm, clear this up for me; but are you being obtusely humourous Finn mac Cumhal, or snide?

Evidently, I’m being obtusely humorous. I thought I was being funny. It amused me that Sigma stated that he was proud of his country, being such a Left-wing dude.

I hope people aren’t posting to this thread because it is a hackneyed and tiresome topic and not because of my post. It wasn’t meant to be taken seriously, or derail the thread. If that’s the case, I apologize. I encourage people to share their thoughts on Canada’s new same-sex marriages.

In any event, while I personally couldn’t care less since it doesn’t affect me in the least, I’m happy that they did it if it’s what they wanted to do. Yay democracy.

As far as Sigma being proud of Canada, I think he has every reason to be. Canada is liberal democracy and a beautiful country and Canadians should be proud and even grateful to be living in Canadia. Yah, Canada.

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Wednesday, June 29, 2005 12:57 PM

DARKJESTER


Hooray for Canada! You go, eh?!

Of course, there are some religious groups in the US that will now refuse to acknowledge that Canada ever existed....... ("You are DEAD to me, Canada!! Do you hear?!?!")

50% of heterosexual marriages end in divorce. We (yes, me too) have already dispelled the idea of the sanctity of marriage. I don't see any problem in letting two people in a comitted relationship publicly declare their intention to spend the rest of their lives loving and caring for the other. I know this puts me in the minority in the US.

I have ancestors who were abolitionists before the Civil War. I have read their letters. And, echoing their sentiments, I think that in 100 years everyone will be wondering what all the fuss was about.

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Wednesday, June 29, 2005 2:37 PM

INDIGO


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Uhmm, clear this up for me; but are you being obtusely humourous Finn mac Cumhal, or snide?
Evidently, I’m being obtusely humorous. I thought I was being funny. It amused me that Sigma stated that he was proud of his country, being such a Left-wing dude.

As far as Sigma being proud of Canada, I think he has every reason to be. Canada is liberal democracy and a beautiful country and Canadians should be proud and even grateful to be living in Canadia. Yah, Canada.


Thank you Finn, I didn't mean to derail the thread either, but I do appreciate gentlemanly discourse.

The legislation affects me fairly minimally on one hand (being a US, Washington State resident, in a het marraige); on the other hand, a majority of my friends and some family are either gay, lesbian, or bi (including myself) -- and the fact that our nearest and dearest neighbor (wherin resides many other friends) has made this humane move, gives me and mine hope. I'm going to my brother and his lady fiancee's wedding this weekend, then on to two of my best guy friend's handfasting/wedding the week after: I'm undeniably happy for all of them!

So at the very real chance at being redundant: again, yay Cananda!

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Wednesday, June 29, 2005 2:56 PM

FINN MAC CUMHAL


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Originally posted by Indigo:
Thank you Finn, I didn't mean to derail the thread either, but I do appreciate gentlemanly discourse.

I was being facetious, and it evidently came out the wrong way, but I got miles of amusement out of it. Isn’t that really what matters, though? It was really funny if you could have read my mind.

In any event, I’ve been in the gay marriage discussions before. I can’t promise it will be a gentlemanly discourse. Usually someone ends up being called a bigot, and frequently I seem to draw the short straw. I don’t know why these things happen.

Have fun at the wedding.

Incidentally, I have a sister in Portland.

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Thursday, June 30, 2005 12:16 AM

DARKJESTER


And now Spain makes it four in the club.....

http://www.eitb24.com/noticia_en.php?id=72564

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Thursday, June 30, 2005 1:49 AM

CONNORFLYNN


I'm for same-sex marriages. I'm for the protections and rights that come with same sex marriage and civil unions.

God forbid, love be something that is frowned upon.

This is less about the "sanctity" of marriage and more about Biblical age emphasis on procreation. I also believe it is also about big business and insurance companies. It's about limiting who "qualifies" for benefits IMHO.

Go Canada!


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Thursday, June 30, 2005 7:56 AM

SIGMANUNKI


Yah Spain

And I really think that this "justified" anger towards gay-marrage is based on a false assumption; that marrage is a religion institution. It isn't. Marriage hasn't been that way for a long time.

Here, anyone (including preists, etc) must be licensed by the gov to marry. Even one of the marriage commmissioners that we interviewed for our wedding stated that he's done many weddings where the preist said his thing, and after that he stepped forward to make it legal by doing his thing; the preist wasn't licensed.

I really don't think that these people know and/or acknowledge this difference; religious marriage and legal marriage.

Here, part of our law includes a "conscience" part. So, if a person (for whatever reason) doesn't want to marry a couple they are not forced to. It's the thing that allows Preists/Ministers/etc of any variety not to marry a couple if one or both of the couple is not there specific religion.

This has been extended to include gays as well with the extention that allows them to marry.

So, no-one is being forced to marry anyone if they aren't comfortable with it, regardless.

Even still, there are people that are still angry with gay marriage. Something that I really can't understand at this point, nor has any of these people explained even when asked. Someone should tell them that just stating something doesn't make it true; they must explain there justifications for what they think.

*sigh*

But again, yah Spain

*does the wave*

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Friday, July 22, 2005 4:20 AM

CONSCIENCE


Some of you may find these links interesting!

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2004/2/11/140806.shtml

http://www.godspy.com/reviews/Gay-Conservative-Writer-Disgusted-By-Pri
de-Weekend-An-Interview-With-Steve-Yuhas.cfm


And to top it off, here's a quote from liberal Democrat President Clinton:

"I remain opposed to same-sex marriage. I believe marriage is an institution for the union of a man and a woman. This has been my long-standing position, and it is not being reviewed or reconsidered." - The Advocate, June 1996

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Friday, July 22, 2005 4:27 AM

ROCKETJOCK


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Originally posted by DarkJester:
Of course, there are some religious groups in the US that will now refuse to acknowledge that Canada ever existed.......



Ah, let 'em, those Shatner-stealing Mexico touchers!

(With apologies to the writing staff of The Simpsons.)

"Hermanos! The Devil is building a Robot! Andale!" -- Numero Cinco

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Friday, July 22, 2005 5:15 AM

INEVITABLEBETRAYAL


Let's distinguish to elements of marriage: the legal and the covenantal.

There is a legal aspect to marriage, no question. That's why the civil servant in the afore-mentioned example had to get up and do his thing. The legal ramifications of marriage are huge: guardianship, inheritance, medical issues, not to mention dissolution and division of property. The legal implications of marriage necessitate the state to regulate so that there aren't flagrant abuses.

But to say that the civil/legal aspect of marriage is the sum total of marriage misses the point. The civil servant has his purpose, the priest his. The priest's purpose is to solemnize the marriage. The notion is that marriage is a commitment, a covenant between two people--hence to richer-poorer-death-do-us-part business. It's a commitment before God to do all that stuff you swore to.

The right wingers get all lathered up about gay-marriage, and mostly they say, "It'll destroy the institution of marriage." That argument doesn't hold water because with a 50% divorce rate, the institution of marriage seems to be in trouble all on its own.

So if that's not it, why can't homosexuals get married? I think it goes back to the question (which I'm not weighing in on, mind you) of the moral implications (if any) of homosexuality. It's not that they really think that the institution of marriage will be destroyed; it's that they think homosexuality is wrong and shouldn't be encouraged.

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Friday, July 22, 2005 7:08 AM

HERO


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Originally posted by SigmaNunki:
We are the third country in the world to do it! We legalized gay marrage!!!



Nice to know that all of Britain's allies are responding to the terror attacks in London.

You Canadians should be proud.

I for one am not sure any real men are left up there. I'm just sayin...

H


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Friday, July 22, 2005 7:32 AM

KELLAINA


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Originally posted by Hero:
Nice to know that all of Britain's allies are responding to the terror attacks in London.

You Canadians should be proud.

I for one am not sure any real men are left up there. I'm just sayin...



So government's are only able to do one thing at a time? Not that the Canadian parliament would be a whole lot of help in responding to the terror attacks - they're not military or security experts or anything like that.

Maybe I'm just misunderstanding your point - but what does one have to do with the other?

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Friday, July 22, 2005 8:04 AM

HERO


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Originally posted by Kellaina:
[B Not that the Canadian parliament would be a whole lot of help in responding to the terror attacks - they're not military or security experts or anything like that.



You said it. Canada knows next to nothing about military or security.

But I trust them on the gay marriage issue. I'm sure they know all about being gay.

H

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Saturday, July 23, 2005 3:00 AM

CONSCIENCE


Quote:

Originally posted by RocketJock:
Ah, let 'em, those Shatner-stealing Mexico touchers!



Kiss my American ass, you fuckin canuck.

I say the same to the rest of Soviet Canuckistan!

http://www.negativepositive.org/fuck-canada.html

And by the way, you can have Alanis Morissette back.

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Saturday, July 23, 2005 3:57 AM

ANARKO


Here's a terrific article written by Jonah Goldberg in 2002:

Quote:


Bomb Canada: The case for war

It's quite possible that the greatest favor the United States could do for Canada is to declare war on it. No, this isn't a tribute to South Park, the TV cartoon that popularized a song -- "Blame Canada" -- calling for an outright invasion of our northern neighbor. A full-scale conquest is unnecessary; all Canada needs is to be slapped around a little bit, to be treated like a whining kid who's got to start acting like a man. We've done it more than once, and we've threatened it plenty of times. Thomas Jefferson told President Madison that conquering Canada would be "a mere matter of marching." Of course, that advice resulted in the burning of the White House in the War of 1812, but the U.S. still came out ahead. Why would a new war be necessary? The short answer is: to keep the Canadians from being conquered by the United States. In effect, it would be a war to keep Canada free. But first some background.

Five decades ago, historian Frank Underhill wrote that the Canadian is "the first anti-American, the model anti-American, the archetypal anti- American, the ideal anti-American as he exists in the mind of God." In a sense this isn't really true. Philosophically and politically, the New Soviet Man was a superior anti-American: He not only hated America but had a blueprint for its replacement. After all, the perfect anti- American must be pro-something else; he must offer a viable alternative to that which he detests.

Canadian anti-Americanism does none of this. It is anti-American by reflex, which is to say that when America goes about its business, Canada flinches and calls this tic "the Canadian way." It was ever thus: The very formation of the Canadian state was, quite literally, a flinch in response to America's muscle-flexing. Canada's 1867 confederation, according to most historians, was the direct result of Canada's not-unfounded fears that the battle-hardened Union Army would turn its sights on Canada the way a still-peckish lion lazily turns on a fat gazelle. The Canadian Mounties, perhaps the most enduring symbol of Canadian pride and rectitude, were created to restrain the tomfoolery of American whiskey traders. They chose their red tunics solely to distinguish themselves from the Union blues of the American cavalry. It may even have been Americans who came up with the Mounties' famous motto, "They always get their man."

Virtually all of Canada's public policies were born out of a studied contrariness to U.S. policies, real or perceived. Canada's disastrous health-care system survives because of three things: vast sums of (poorly spent) money, the limitless patience of Canadian citizens who are regularly willing to wait between four and eight months for necessary surgeries, and the widespread fear that any reform might constitute "Americanization." There's every reason to believe that Canadians would embrace at least a few market reforms -- which might, for example, reduce the wait for an MRI from a national median of 12.4 weeks -- if only it didn't seem like capitulation to "American-style" health care. But Canada won't even legalize private health insurance as long as this is perceived as Americanization. It is a matter of national pride to have a "different" -- i.e., worse-but-more- egalitarian -- health-care system than they do south of the border (I mean south of our border: Canada has fewer MRI machines per capita than Latin America).

The accusation of wanting to "Americanize" healthcare is a Medusa's head any politician can use to petrify opponents. Mike Harris, the premier of Ontario, declared in a 2001 TV interview: "If we're going to have a universal system . . . we should not be afraid to say, 'Can the private sector run this hospital better? Can they provide this service better? If they can, why should we fear that?'" The reaction from editorialists and the health-care community was one of near-total condemnation -- including the charge of "Americanization."

At a conference sponsored by the Fraser Institute, a free-market- oriented Canadian think tank, I listened to a speech by Preston Manning, a founder of the conservative New Alliance Party. I sat next to David Gratzer, a Canadian health-care expert and physician. "This guy is sort of the standard-bearer for free-market conservatives in Canada," Gratzer said, gesturing at Manning, "and he's to the left of Sweden."

Gratzer was serious. Over the last ten years, Sweden has introduced a host of fee-for-service reforms, and the government now permits private health insurance. These moves have reduced waiting periods for equipment and surgeries, by 50 percent in some cases. Canada is the only industrialized democracy in the world that flatly prohibits private insurance of any kind. One wonders why they don't just call it Swedenization and get to work.

Indeed, in the last election Prime Minister Jean Chretien campaigned on a promise to shut down private MRI clinics that had sprouted up to meet demand. Chretien argued that such clinics undermine the ideal of universal health care; not a single major party objected. The result was predictable: Hospital parking lots in Michigan are full of Canadian license plates. And in Saskatchewan -- the province where Canadian socialized medicine was born -- the phone book displays an ad for a clinic in North Dakota. It reads: "Need Health Care Now?"

Health care is only the most prominent example of the Canadian ethos being frozen in the headlights of anti-Americanism. The dysfunctional state of Canadian democracy is partially attributable to Canada's fears of seeming too American. Preston Manning speaks about the need to permit cross-party coalition building in parliament -- yet he is very quick to caution that Canadians don't want "American-style" politics. But Canada is barely a functioning democracy at all: Its governmental structure, if described objectively, is far more similar to what we would expect in a corrupt African state with decades of one-party rule. Jeffrey Simpson, who might be called the Canadian David Broder, has even written a book entitled The Friendly Dictatorship, which sports on its cover a doctored photo of Jean Chretien in a Pinochet-style military tunic. Simpson argues not only that Chretien is the "Sun King" of Canada, but that the government itself is designed to be for all intents and purposes a secular monarchy. In Canada, the prime minister appoints the entire senate and has a level of control over members of parliament that would make Tom "The Hammer" DeLay surrender his whip. If one of Chretien's fellow Liberals fails to toe the party line, the prime minister has the power to kick him out of the party and even to refuse to ratify his election papers.

In fact, nothing would be better for Canada than a rabble-rousing, American-style democracy. It's not as if Canada had no conservatives: The western region, for example, is remarkably similar to America's in its laissez-faire attitude, but the stagnant political system simply doesn't permit the expression of such regional differences at the federal level. Canada's senate was intended, like America's, to represent regional interests -- but because theirs is appointed by the prime minister, its senators tend to be geriatric cronies appointed as a reward for sycophancy.

One reason Canadians are reluctant to reform this bizarre system is that Canadian culture confuses its quirks with its character. Feeling swamped by U.S. culture, Canadians have stitched together a national identity from whatever's lying around. They try to plug leaks by restricting foreign ownership of bookstores and mandating huge quotas for homegrown cultural products. Canadians cling to this barely seaworthy raft, and are loath to untie a single plank from it. This explains the famous Canadian radio survey which asked listeners to complete the phrase, "as Canadian as . . . " (looking for something like "as American as apple pie"). The winning response was: "as Canadian as possible, under the circumstances."

Consider, also, the rant of Molson Joe: "I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader. I don't live in an igloo, eat blubber, or own a dogsled. I don't know Jimmy, Suzie, or Sally from Canada, although I'm certain they're very nice. I have a prime minister, not a president. I speak English and French, not American. And I pronounce it 'about,' not 'a- boot.' I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack. I believe in peacekeeping, not policing; diversity, not assimilation. And that the beaver is a proud and noble animal. A tuque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch. And it's pronounced zed. Okay? Not zee. Zed. Canada is the second-largest land mass, the first nation of hockey, and the best part of North America. My name is Joe and I am Canadian."

This is the text from a Molson beer commercial that first appeared in movie theaters two years ago. It has made "Molson Joe" a figure of Paul Bunyanesque stature in Canadian life. The public reacted to the ad as if it had announced V-J Day: Schoolkids quoted it; parents loved it; Sheila Copps, Canada's heritage minister, even showed it at an international conference on American cultural imperialism. This national bout of St. Vitus's Dance over a mildly amusing beer commercial is a manifestation of Canada's obsession with its own inferiority complex. Canadian bookshelves groan with self-help books for the Canadian soul: Why I Hate Canadians; Nationalism Without Walls: The Unbearable Lightness of Being Canadian; Lament for a Nation; and many dozens of others.

The Washington Post's former Canada bureau chief, Steven Pearlstein -- an American -- set off a firestorm with an essay noting that Canadian identity is being threatened by America's overwhelming cultural and economic influence. This point has, of course, been made by one Canadian journalist or another pretty much every day for the last century; but, for some reason, when it appeared in an American paper it was considered an outrage. Pearlstein wrote: "Over the years, Canadians might have coalesced around a shared sense of history but for the fact that they have so little of it they consider worth remembering. The country never fought a revolution or a civil war, pioneered no great social or political movement, produced no great world leader, and committed no memorable atrocities -- as one writer put it, Canada has no Lincolns, no Gettysburgs, and no Gettysburg addresses."

Victoria Dickenson, director of Montreal's McCord Museum of Canadian History, mouthed the typical reaction when she sarcastically exclaimed: "Gosh, if we could just massacre some people!" Journalists swarmed famous Canadian historians asking them to preen about Canada's morally superior history -- which, Canadians boast, is an evolution, not a revolution. They noted that America -- what with slavery and war and all that -- had no right to judge Canada.

Given all of the above, it's not surprising that when you talk to ordinary Canadians -- who are, by and large, a wonderfully decent and friendly bunch -- they have a ready vocabulary to explain the U.S.- Canada relationship. They talk about how America is Canada's "big brother" and how, like any younger sibling, Canada is naturally inclined to find fault with its more accomplished elders. But this metaphor leaves out an important part of the dynamic: Kid brothers normally express their objections not to their big brothers, but to their parents. "He failed his report card!" "He's guilty of 400 years of racism and oppression!" And so on.

For much of Canada's history, its parents could be found in the British Empire. Canada was founded largely by loyalists who rejected America's rebelliousness toward King George; it was never the prodigal son to England, but rather the good son who never left home. Even today, Canadians are vastly more deferential to their government than Americans are; by definition, loyalists do what governments say, rebels don't. With independence, the Canadians were left without a parent to suck up to and with a resented brother who was now their only real protector. Indeed, the U.S. has supplanted dear old Dad as the most important player on the world stage; this new circumstance has prompted Canadians to find a surrogate parent in the United Nations. And that's a real problem, for both Canada and the U.S.

It is no exaggeration to say that Jean Chretien is no friend of the United States. Shortly after 9/11 he made a series of idiotic remarks about how America essentially deserved what it got from al-Qaeda: We were attacked because we are too rich and arrogant, and the rest of the world is too poor and humble. He's never backed off those remarks and has even reiterated them. Chretien's view is the settled opinion of most of Canada's intellectual class.

The Chretien government believes that the war on terrorism is basically illegitimate. Hence Chretien's mortifying foot-dragging before visiting Ground Zero; his insistence that it wouldn't be right to outlaw Hezbollah on Canadian soil; and his government's absurd hissy-fit over America's attempt to police its borders against immigrants from terrorist states who try to come through Canada. These policies are partly the product of a longstanding Canadian desire to be the U.N.'s favorite country: Breaking with its immediate family -- the U.S. and Britain -- Canada has found a new family in the "international community." Canada has internalized the assumptions and mythology of U.N.-ology: not just anti-Americanism but also the belief that Western nations don't need military might anymore. As a consequence, Canada is simply unarmed.

"Canada has never been able to defend itself," says Barry Cooper, a Canadian defense expert. "We've always had to rely on coalitions, be they British, French, or the Americans." The difference today, notes Cooper, is that Canada pretty much has no interest in even contributing to the coalition. Canada's military has an immensely proud tradition and by all accounts Canadian warriors remain an impressive lot, but they are ill-equipped and increasingly under-trained.

Canadians have long talked about how they are a "moral superpower" and a nation of peacekeepers, not warriors. While they were never in fact a moral superpower -- when was the last time a dictator said, "We'd better not, the Canadians might admonish us"? -- Canadians were at one time a nation of a peacekeepers who helped enforce U.N.-brokered deals around the world (Suez 1956, Congo 1960, etc.). Today, Canada ranks Number 37 as a peacekeeping nation in terms of committed troops and resources, and it spends less than half the average of the skinflint defense budgets of NATO. Chretien talks about not sending troops to Iraq; in truth, even if Chretien wanted to join the Iraq invasion, Canada's role would be like Jamaica's at the Winter Olympics -- a noble and heartwarming gesture, but a gesture nonetheless.

Despite Canada's self-delusions, it is, quite simply, not a serious country anymore. It is a northern Puerto Rico with an EU sensibility. Canada has no desire to be anything but the United Nations' ambassador to North America, talking about the need to keep the peace around the world but doing nothing about it save for hosting countless academic conferences about how terrible America is. It used to be an equal partner in NORAD, but now chooses to stay out of America's new homeland-defense plans -- including missile defense -- partly because it reflexively views anything in America's national-security interest to be inherently inimical to its own, partly because it draws juvenile satisfaction from being a stick-in-the-mud. In a sense, Canada is the boringly self-content society described in Francis Fukuyama's The End of History, except for the fact that history continues beyond its shores.

Naturally, America is going to defend itself with or without Canada's cooperation, but this self-Finlandization has serious consequences nonetheless. If, for example, al-Qaeda launched a September 11-style attack from Canadian soil, we would have only two choices: ask Canada to take charge, or take charge ourselves. The predictable -- and necessary -- U.S. action would spark outrage.

We certainly don't need the burden of turning "the world's longest undefended border" into one of the world's longest defended ones. And that's why a little invasion is precisely what Canada needs. In the past, Canada has responded to real threats from the U.S. -- and elsewhere -- with courage and conviction (for instance, some say more Canadians went south to enlist for war in Vietnam than Americans went north to dodge it). If the U.S. were to launch a quick raid into Canada, blow up some symbolic but unoccupied structure -- Toronto's CN Tower, or perhaps an empty hockey stadium -- Canada would rearm overnight.

Indeed, Canada might even be forced to rethink many of its absurd socialist policies in order to pay for the costs involved in protecting itself from the Yankee peril. Canada's neurotic anti-Americanism would be transformed into manly resolve. The U.S. could quickly pretend to be frightened that it had messed with the wrong country, and negotiate a fragile peace with the newly ornery Canadians. In a sense, the U.S. owes it to Canada to slap it out of its shame-spiral. That's what big brothers do.


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Saturday, July 23, 2005 8:41 PM

SIGMANUNKI


@Kellaina:
You wrote:
"""
Not that the Canadian parliament would be a whole lot of help in responding to the terror attacks - they're not military or security experts or anything like that.
"""

Perhaps you should look at how much peace keeping we do; we're quite capable. In fact, we're the ones that came up with the idea that soldiers can make peace and not war. You also might be interested that when our snipers went to Afghanistan, some US soldiers up them up for bronze stars.

So, please don't just assume stuff like this.


@Conscience:
I pitty you.


@Anarko:
Thank you for reminding me just how much people down there do not know anything about Canada.

But, I'm at a loss. What does all this have to do with gay marriage?... Anyone?


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Saturday, July 23, 2005 9:03 PM

CONSCIENCE


Quote:

Originally posted by SigmaNunki:
Perhaps you should look at how much peace keeping we do; we're quite capable. In fact, we're the ones that came up with the idea that soldiers can make peace and not war.



To quote from the webpage I linked to above:

"We invented Peacekeeping!" "HUH?!?!? I've actually heard this many times, so I'll address it. The idea of "inventing" peacekeeping is an absurd notion. That's like saying a guy from Peru invented generosity or that a guy from Zimbabwe invented creativity. You can't seriously look in the mirror and believe in your hearts that people engaged in disputes that almost led to wars, but didn't because of diplomacy, have Canada to thank regardless of whether the conflict was in 1980A.D. or 240 B.C.? If Canada invented anything, it's JEALOUSY."

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Sunday, July 24, 2005 8:25 AM

DIETCOKE


Well, my brother is gay and he voted AGAINST gay marriages in Montana but is pro civil unions. I guess that early Catholic upbringing is still deeply rooted in there somewhere.

And you thought your family was disfunctional!

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Monday, July 25, 2005 7:15 AM

SIGMANUNKI


Quote:

Originally posted by Conscience:
Quote:

Originally posted by SigmaNunki:
Perhaps you should look at how much peace keeping we do; we're quite capable. In fact, we're the ones that came up with the idea that soldiers can make peace and not war.



To quote from the webpage I linked to above:

"We invented Peacekeeping!" "HUH?!?!? I've actually heard this many times, so I'll address it. The idea of "inventing" peacekeeping is an absurd notion. That's like saying a guy from Peru invented generosity or that a guy from Zimbabwe invented creativity. You can't seriously look in the mirror and believe in your hearts that people engaged in disputes that almost led to wars, but didn't because of diplomacy, have Canada to thank regardless of whether the conflict was in 1980A.D. or 240 B.C.? If Canada invented anything, it's JEALOUSY."



You didn't read my post. I said we came up with the idea of peacekeeping; which we did. We were the ones that came up and presented the idea of the blue hat.

ie There is a difference between the idea existing and formalizing and intitutinalizing the idea; which we did, which is all we take credit for.

It happened, we did it, deal with it.

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Thursday, July 28, 2005 9:54 AM

KELLAINA


Quote:

Originally posted by Hero:
You said it. Canada knows next to nothing about military or security.

But I trust them on the gay marriage issue. I'm sure they know all about being gay.



This will teach me not to tone down the snark.

That is not what I meant to say.

I was referring to the implication in your statement that the Canadian government was focusing on the same-sex legislation instead of helping Britain. My point was that the government should be capable of doing more than one thing at a time since I doubt Paul Martin is over in England personally hunting terrorists. I did not mean to imply that Canada knows nothing of security or terrorism.

I should have just ignored the poli threads like I usually do

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Thursday, July 28, 2005 10:12 AM

KELLAINA


Quote:

Originally posted by SigmaNunki:

Perhaps you should look at how much peace keeping we do; we're quite capable. In fact, we're the ones that came up with the idea that soldiers can make peace and not war. You also might be interested that when our snipers went to Afghanistan, some US soldiers up them up for bronze stars.

So, please don't just assume stuff like this.



Most of what I'm going to say on this I've said in the post above to Hero. In toning down my snarky response to him, I seem to have lost my point (baby out with the bathwater, I guess). I am quite aware (and proud) of Canada's peacekeeping history and the recent actions by Canadian troops in Afghanistan.

I wasn't assuming anything, other than that the original post I was responding to was lacking logic (what does same-sex legislation have to do with Canada's supporting Britain?).

My statement about the parliament not being much help, was meant literally - as in the MPs do not personally carry out peacekeeping actions, terrorism investigations, etc, and therefore have the capacity to legislate in more than one area at a time.

Apparently it sounded like a much better comeback in my head.

My apologies for the misunderstanding, and for the delayed response bringing this back up, but I just couldn't let this go without clarifying.

Quote:

But, I'm at a loss. What does all this have to do with gay marriage?... Anyone?


I think that was the point I was originally trying to make - but what I was thinking wasn't really appropriate for posting, so I toned it down and well, here we are.

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Friday, July 29, 2005 3:18 AM

HERO


Quote:

Originally posted by Kellaina:
Quote:

Originally posted by Hero:
You said it. Canada knows next to nothing about military or security.

But I trust them on the gay marriage issue. I'm sure they know all about being gay.



This will teach me not to tone down the snark.

That is not what I meant to say.

I was referring to the implication in your statement that the Canadian government was focusing on the same-sex legislation instead of helping Britain. My point was that the government should be capable of doing more than one thing at a time since I doubt Paul Martin is over in England personally hunting terrorists. I did not mean to imply that Canada knows nothing of security or terrorism.



I know, I was just poking a bit. Can't resist it sometimes, liberals are just so cute with the narrow world view and naive opinions...

For the record I was also not implying that Canada knows nothing about security and terrorism. Why, after drugs, porn, wannabe Frenchman, fishing, hockey, lax immegration, open borders, and expensive cigarettes; I think Canada I think security.

H

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Sunday, July 31, 2005 12:37 AM

0REAVER0


...And canada is located were from Kansas

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Sunday, July 31, 2005 3:14 AM

SIMONWHO


I didn't realise London needed any help from Canada with regards to the bombers. I think most of us are quite happy for them to continue their normal, liberal lives while we catch the bad guys and, you know, prosecute them through the proper channels.

Good for you Canada. Wouldn't want either of our countries to turn into one of those nasty religious de facto dictatorships where they base most of their decisions around narrow minded translations of ancient texts and make the spewing of hatred a key part of government tactics. That would be just terrible.

And anyone who uses Bill Clinton's views on any sort of marriage really needs to have read at least one newspaper from 1996-2000.

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Tuesday, August 2, 2005 10:41 AM

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Friday, August 12, 2005 1:24 PM

SPINLAND


Heh. Heaven forbid two loving adults might want society to respect their desire to solemnize a committed relationship. That way lie all sorts of badness.

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