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Take Turns Writing: "The Perils of Ebo"

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 5:05 PM

SUCCATASH


THE PERILS of EBO

(Continued from: http://fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=17&t=4979)

As the group huddled around the card trying to read it and figure out who this Kat person (or thing) was, there was a sudden explosion.

Teela, Tash, and TJ were thrown off away from all of the people with bodies, who landed in a big pile.

The pile of people with bodies lay still for a while, collective tying to catch its breath when the Hippi said slowly, "You, know, while were down here, we might as well have an orgy."

The pile of bodies quicky sepperated.

"Ok," one of the heads in the jar of three said, "Roll call! Curly?"

"Here," answered the bald head.

"Larry?"

"Here," answered, the other head.

"Moe...here, obviosly. because I'm moe. Girl Hippi #1?"

"Here."

"Girl Hippi number 2?"

"Here."

"Bigger guy?"

"Present."

"Ok, good people," Moe said, "Any withstanding injuries?"

There were no takers.

Ebo cocked her head in wonder at the organization of the other gruop.

Girl Hippie #2 noticed Ebo's look and explained, "This sort of thing happens to us all the time. We've sort of formulated a routien for when ever stuff goes wrong."

Ebo raised an eyebrow, "This sort of thing happens to us a lot too."

"Whats your routine?"

"Speak up if your not here!" Ebo shouted then listened for a responce, she didn;t get one. Satisifed she said, "Good. You guys know the drill, If your bleeding, try not to move around too much. I'm not cleaning up the mess."

A voice spoke from the shadows. "Hello, I'm Kat the Destroyer."





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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 5:21 PM

SUCCATASH



The woman emerged from the shadows. She was dressed like a belly dancer, but she wore dozens of sharp knives up and down her arms and legs.

"Does anyone want to dance?" she asked sweetly.

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 5:46 PM

LINDALE


"Sure." said the Hippie, and he and Kat burst into a complicated line dance.

"How are there shadows? I thought we were alone in the desert." said Ebo.

"Well, we are, except for the Holiday Inn across the road here. That casts a pretty big shadow. C'mon, let's talk to this Kat person. Think the Holiday Inn will have a stable for the mustangs?" Teela asked the Big Guy.

"Why not? It's convenient to the plot..."

Sure enough, the nice lady at the front desk found a place for the horses. After thanking her, everyone went over to Kat, who by this time was done dancing.

"So, who are you?" They asked.

"I'm the answer to your problems. Bigger Guy, you need to pop ahead 40 years, right? And Ebo, you're still looking for that pesky tablet, 'less I'm mistaken. Well, first thing's first. Bigger Guy, if you'll follow me-"

"Excuse me!" said 'Tash. "Your name is Kat the Destroyer. Emphasis on the Destroyer. Why are you helping us? and why should we trust you?"

"You guys are fellow evil-doers, at least according to this email I got about Cheney and some alien senators. I'm always willing to help out my collegues, assuming they'll return the favor." Kat replied.

"What-- What do you want?" said Ebo, a bit frightened.

"To be quite honest, the thing I want more than anything else, at this particular time, is some one on one time with the Hippie and his Golf Stick." Kat answered, with a coy smile.

The Hippie nodded, "I'll take this one for the team." and, arm in arm with Kat, he walked over to the inn.

-A while later-

Just as everyone was getting incredibly bored, the Hippie returned with Kat, whose knives were slightly askew.

Now all business, Kat instructed Bigger Guy to follow her. Once out of sight of everyone, she pushed him through a doorway that luckily doubled as a time machine as well as a portal. They stepped out into an airport much like the one Bigger Guy had fought Big Guy in, only more futuristic... and there, looking somewhat the same, somewhat older, was the group he'd left behind only moments ago. Kat gestured, "well, go ahead. You heard the mountain." At which time, Bigger Guy burst into song again.
Puzzled, FutureEbo, who looked exactly like RegularEbo, what with the being a robot, said, "wait a sec, didn't you do that the last time we were here? What's with you and singing?"

Bigger Guy shrugged, and was about to reply when he heard the mountain- "Very well, Your quest is complete."

Kat grabbed him, called to the others, "Nice to see y'all again, but we've gotta run", and walked back through the doorway/time machine/portal. Walking back to RegularEveryone, she said, "Now that that's taken care of, you're still looking for that tablet, right? Here it is, I found it last week while I was cleaning house. Have fun with that."

Excitedly, Ebo looked at the tablet. "So, this is supposed to have the definitive answer to the meaning of life, at least according to the Little People Things, right? hunh. That's interesting."

"What? What does it say?" cried Larry, Moe, and Curly.

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 6:36 PM

SUCCATASH



"Does anyone have a bandaid?" asked the Hippie. He had cuts all over his arms and legs. "Never dance with a Destroyer," he muttered. He looked around, "Hey, where's the Bigger Guy? I was going to pull out my ukulele."

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 6:42 PM

EBONEZER


Ebo looked at the tablet. In large, block letters it said:

42.

That couldn't be right. Ebo read it again:

42.

"Well son-of-a-bitch!" Ebo shouted, and smashed the tablet.

"What did it say?" Teela asked.

"It said crap. We need to make up a better one for the mountain people."

"But shouldn't we just tell them what it said? It could be important."

"But it had no cinematic meaning. It was borring. Were just going to jazz it up a bit."

Tash looked sideways at Ebo, "Is something wrong? You've been acting entirly to intelligent lately."

"Have I?," Ebo stated.

"Why?"

"Charchter development?"

"Thats not a logical reason. A persons IQ does not flucutate according to the will of the person. Or of the person writing the person. Or according to the will of the person telling the person who's writing the person what the person is supposed to do."

Ebo tillted her head, her eyes glazed over, and she said in a detatched tone, "A what now? I need that in Ebo dummy talk."

Tash bubbled happliy, "I fixed Ebo. She's back to her useless self again."

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 7:12 PM

SUCCATASH



Kat walked over to Ebo and patted her on the rump. "We're going to get along just fine," she said with a smile.


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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 7:15 PM

EBONEZER


"Ow!" Ebo shouted and hopped away from the knives stuck to Kat. She tripped over the pile of broken tablet pieces and fell sprawling to the ground.

"Ow!" She groaned and looked at the peiced of the tablet, "Who's the dumb loser who put those there?"

Teela sighed, "Yep, she's back to her old self again..."

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 7:33 PM

SUCCATASH



Kat the Destroyer looked flustered and she blushed. "Sorry... but where I come from, that's how we..."how you say... Give Five?"

She began to cry out of embarrassment. The Hippie put his arm around her to be nice.

"Hey!" cried Kat. "You just asked me to marry you, where I come from!"


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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 7:36 PM

EBONEZER


Ebo grinned, "Oh, its ok. Thats pretty common where i come from too. But those knives are sharp and pointy."

Kat grinned sheepishy and said, "I can be more careful."

"Hey!" Ebo said, "How do you offend someone where you come from? I like subtly offending people."

"Oh, well thats simple," Kat grabbed Ebo around the wrist, "there you have it. Thats very offensive where i come from."

"Hey!" Tash yelled from his jar, "Leggo my Ebo!"

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 7:42 PM

SUCCATASH


Tash turned back to his private meeting with Teela, Tash Jr. and the other Jar of 3 heads.

The Big Guy and the two Hippie Girls suddenly returned with their arms full of firewood.


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Thursday, May 27, 2004 11:27 AM

TEELABROWN


"Firewood?" Teela asked, since she has been MIA for 3 days, and missed something.

"Yeah, probably you mis-read something. Go back and read it." The Big Guy answered.

"Okay. Lesse..." she started reading. Then looked up. "This might take a few minutes, why don't you keep the plot alive?"

"Okay. It says: 'The Big Guy and the two Hippie Girls suddenly returned with their arms full of firewood.'"

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 2:07 PM

LINDALE


"Where'd you get that firewood from?" asked Moe.

"Oh, it was in the Inn's stable." the Big Guy answered.

"That's handy. Anyone up for s'mores?" Moe said.

Everyone agreed s'mores would be quite tasty. Well, everyone except Ebo, who was trying to come up with a new message for the tablet.

Determined to get some s'more-y goodness, Moe continued, "Where will we get the stuff?"

Kat smiled. "I've got two words for you- Gift. Shop."

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 5:13 PM

EBONEZER


I'm such a dork. I just spent five minutes staring at that post trying to figure out who the hell this Moe charchter was. *Sigh* I think i need more beer.

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Ebo looked up from the note book she was looking in, "What stuff?" she asked, wondering if it was edible.

"The stuff," Moe said, waggling his eyebrows, "if you know what i mean."

"I know about the stuff, if you know what i mean," Larry said.

"Me too, if you know what i mean," Hippie girl #2 added.

"I know what the stuff is, if you know what i mean," the Big guy said absently.

"I don'w know what you mean, if you know what i mean," Teela said. Tash whispered something in her ear, "Thats funny, if you know what I mean," Teela giggled.

Ebo glared at the group and stomped off, "I hate you all, if you know what I mean," she mumbled.

"Anybody have any idea what we were just talking about?" Tash asked.

"Nope."

"Not a clue."

"Were we talking?"

Kat and Moe exchanged a conspiritorial grin, if you know what I mean.



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Thursday, May 27, 2004 5:48 PM

SUCCATASH


While Kat flirted with Moe, Tash turned to Tash Jr. and spoke quietly. "Wow, that Kat the Destroyer has a nice outfit."


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Friday, May 28, 2004 7:54 AM

TEELABROWN


T.J. (Tash Jr.) let out a low whistle. "How does the outfit stay on her, with all those knives cutting it?"

"By the sheer will of me." Teela muttered.

"What?"

"Nothing."

Tash was still staring at Kat...

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Friday, May 28, 2004 12:06 PM

LINDALE


when all of a sudden, Ebo cried, "Eureka! 42."

"What are you on about?" asked Curly?

"Oh, I know what to put on the tablet. It'll be terribly clever."

Kat looked confused, "wait- isn't that what the original one said?"

"What original what?"

"The tablet. That you just broke. It said 42. You said that that was stupid, and you'd think of a better inscription."

"Oh. How bout 54? Cause, really, who needs base 13?"

"Wha...?"

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Friday, May 28, 2004 5:05 PM

SUCCATASH



Ebo looked around and said in a scared voice, "Hole. E. Crap."


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Friday, May 28, 2004 5:21 PM

TEELABROWN


There were two mice standing there.

"Excuse us, you stole our tablet." said one.

"And our answer." said the other.

"What are you talking about?" Ebo asked.

"Well, it's all really quite simple, if you lat me explain." continued the other.

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Friday, May 28, 2004 5:24 PM

EBONEZER


"...and thats why we need your brain." The mouse finished.

"My brain?" Ebo said, "Whats wrong with Tash's brain. Or TJ's. Or better yet Larry."

"You're brain is needed to find the question." The mice explained.

"Wait, Time out," Teela said, "The earth is still here. Why don't you just wait untill the computer earth gived you an answer?"

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Friday, May 28, 2004 5:25 PM

EBONEZER


"But were looking for a question," one of the mice said slowly, as if speaking to a child.

"The question then, why don't you just wait for the earth to give you that?"

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Friday, May 28, 2004 5:29 PM

TEELABROWN


"Wait, it's not the year 2044?"

"Nope, still good ol' 2004." Tash replied.

"Cripe, we need to go to the future. Where's that Bigger Guy? Doesn't he need to go into the future?"

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Friday, May 28, 2004 6:17 PM

LINDALE


"Yup. Been there, done that, woulda gotten the t-shirt, but I left my $20 in my other pants. I really wanted that t-shirt tho. it was cool." said the Bigger Guy. "Why don't you ask the Mountain about it?"

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Friday, May 28, 2004 6:20 PM

SUCCATASH



Ebo looked around and said, "Where's my god damn Historian who saves us when we need a plot? Oh yeah, the Hippie killed him."


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Friday, May 28, 2004 7:05 PM

EBONEZER


Ebo glared at the hippie out of the corner of her eyes.

"Didn't the VIP's son or something come along? VIP 2.0 or something?" Teela said.

"Oh yeah!" Ebo said, "Where'd he go to? Helloooo, Mr. 2.0?" She shouted into the air.

A disembodied voice came from the sky, "I'm not here right now. Theres quite the cricket game going on right now. Leave a message and I'll be back with all your plot needs, you know...eventually."

"A wish Zephoid Bebblebrox was here..." Teela sighed.

"Why?"

"No reason, that was more of an obligatory Hitchickers Guide to the Galaxy reference..."



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Saturday, May 29, 2004 4:52 AM

LINDALE


They were sitting around, trying to decide if they should just leave the Ebo as Mighty Chosen One plot thread hanging, when all of a sudden, a portal opened in front of them.

"So... wanna go?" Teela asked the group.

The Hippie shrugged. "Sure. Could be perilous tho..."

"Rock on. I've been wanting some good peril." said Ebo, jumping through the portal.

"I don't want any peril..." said TJ.

"Yeah you do." Tash replied, glancing at Kat.

And with that, everyone jumped into the portal. On the other side they...

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 9:21 AM

TEELABROWN


"Good Gorram! It's hideous!" Tash screamed.

"Grotesque!" Teela shouted.

"Oh my God!" yelled Ebo.

And it goes on, so just start filling it in...

They had seen where the VIP 2.0...

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 8:21 PM

EBONEZER


The Big Guy nudged the body of VIP 2.0 with his toe, "Is he dead?"

The hippie pulled out a shovel, "We should burry him."

Ebo snatched the shovel, "Oh no, no burring people unless you're SURE they're dead."

The super jar set itself down next to the VIP's head, "I don't see any blood," Teela said.

"Or guts," Tash added, "or any kind of gore."

The hippie pulled a switchblade out of his pocket, "Should we give him some gore?"

The big guy grabbed the knife, "Maybe you should go sit in the corner."

"How do you tell if someone is dead?" Kat asked, leaning over VIP.

"Maybe if we kicked him..." the Hippie started, already pulling back his leg.






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Monday, May 31, 2004 5:48 AM

TEELABROWN


WHACK. "Oow! That hurts!" The Hippie was holding his leg in pain.

"So, is he a robot?" Ebo asked.

"No, he's just stone dead." Teela laughed.

*cricket*

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Monday, May 31, 2004 6:26 PM

SUCCATASH



The Hippie Girls spoke up. "Are we still here?"


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Tuesday, June 1, 2004 3:54 PM

LINDALE


"Think so..." said the Hippie.

And at that exact moment, a giant dinner roll fell from the sky and squashed the Bigger Guy.

Tash and Teela shared a glance, both thinking "Told 'em so..."

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Tuesday, June 1, 2004 5:47 PM

TEELABROWN


"Hey! Food!" an anonymous voice says.

Everyone featsed.

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Wednesday, June 2, 2004 6:41 PM

EBONEZER


"Wow," Ebo said, between a mouthfull of food, "That bigger guy sure does take a beating. He will not have died in vain."

"I'm not dead yet,"

"They you will not have been mortally wounded in vain."

"I think i might pull through."

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Thursday, June 3, 2004 5:02 AM

TEELABROWN


Someone above them made a giant gesture with his hand, and down below...

"Argh!"

"What?"

"They're trying to kill me again!"

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Thursday, June 3, 2004 6:03 PM

LINDALE


"Who?"

"The guys up there. Look!"

So they did. And they saw...

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Thursday, June 3, 2004 7:17 PM

EBONEZER


"Wow! It's incredible!" Teela gasped,

"Amazing!"

"Fantastic!"

"I've never seen anything like it in my life!"

"Nifty!"

A large stone tablet was dropped from the sky onto the ground next to them.

"Whats this?" kat asked.

"A large stone tablet," said a voice from the sky.

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Thursday, June 3, 2004 8:08 PM

SUCCATASH



"Hey, someone is up there in the clouds talking to us," said Tash. He looked at Teela and grinned.

Teela smiled in return and said, "Let's go see who's talking, Tash." They ignited their Super Jar Jet Packs and flew high into the sky and disappeared.

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Friday, June 4, 2004 2:03 AM

TEELABROWN


Up, up, up, past the Russel Hotel...

And they went on for a while. Finally, it seemed when they couldn't go any farther, a humongous gold gate appeared.

"What's that?" asked Tash.

"Gates of Heaven?" Teela wondered.

"Let's go see." T.J. said.

And they slowley approached the gates...
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Okay, who can ID the first line of this post?

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Friday, June 4, 2004 1:18 PM

LINDALE


at the gates, they peered in to see none other than Adam Baldwin poking Joss and Jain, a script supervisor, on the shoulder, then taking a picture.

Tash turned to Teela, "ahh, I see we've found heaven."

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[if you guys don't wanna go there, what with real people and all, no big. :) I'll just edit this post and change it. And yeah, no clue what the Russel Hotel thing is referencing]

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Saturday, June 5, 2004 11:32 AM

TEELABROWN


From the Journey to the Heavyside Lair, from Cats. Yeah, I'm whacked up.
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"So, does that mean we're dead?" asked Teela.

"Let's ask someone. Hey! That one guy!" Tash exclaimed.

"St. Peter?"

"Whatever. Peter! Are we dead?"

"Names?" a man asked.

"Tash, T.J., and Teela." T.J. said.

"Says here that..."

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Saturday, June 5, 2004 1:42 PM

EBONEZER


"Well, Hmmm..." St. Peter said, staring at the computer database in front of him, "This is most unusual..."

"What? Is it?" Teela asked.

"Well..." St. Peter said very carefully, "You seem to have reached your maximum sin limit."

"Which means..."

"You have gone over your maximum sin minutes."

"Our what now?"

"Sin minutes, we got the idea from cell phone companies. At the begening of your life, you are givin a certain amout of minutes that you are allowed to sin. If you go over these minutes, you must pay."

"Only me and Tash and TJ have?"

Suddenly Ebo and Kat appeared on the cloud.

"They have too," said St. Peter, "You have all sined due to your involvement in the defacing of a tablet, the killing of some midgets from amother dimention, theft, and for some reason jumping through portals is very, very sinful, as is quoting Douglas Adams."

"But Kat hasn't been with us that long," Tash pointed out.

St. Peter glaired at Kat, "No she hasn't, but she has quite the record."

"Are you talking about the noodle incident?" Kat asked defensivly, "Because I had nothing to do with that."

"What about the Hippie?" TJ asked, "He was with us through all that."

"The Hippie has done a number of good deeds, that balance out the bad."

"Good deeds? The Hippie?" Teela was taken aback.

"He has a lot of sex," St. Peter shrugged.

"Isn't sex sinful?"

"He uses the missionary position. Its been sponsored by the chruch for over 2,000 years."

"So, whats our punishment?" Tash asked carefully.

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Monday, June 7, 2004 2:30 AM

TEELABROWN


"Well, we could do group punishment, or individual. Your pick." St. Peter said.

"Which one will be worse?" T.J. asked carefully.

"Well, it would vary. Tash and Ebo would get the most, if I'm reading this right, Teela second..."

"Teela hardly did anything."

"She's plagarized numerous times."

"What about the Tom Lehrer song Lobachevsky?" Teela said.

"We'll get back to that. Anyway, Kat is most likely tied with Teela..."

"Hey, didn't Kat do missionary sex?"

"Yes, but not enough. To continue, T.J. would be, wait a second...have you had a previous name?"

"Perhaps..." T.J. said slowley.

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Monday, June 7, 2004 5:29 PM

LINDALE


"Now that you have found me out, I will confess. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You... erm... found out my true identity. (yeah, that's it), prepare to die!" said TJ.

"Yeah, suuuuuuuuuure." said Ebo.

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Monday, June 7, 2004 6:16 PM

SUCCATASH



Suddenly, an army of demons wearing brown coats swooped in and stole the whole gang. St. Peter was left behind. He was wounded, but alive.


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Monday, June 7, 2004 6:23 PM

EBONEZER


Suddenly Yosarrian poped into Teelas brain, "Um, Teela. Just a thought. Is it possible to kill St. Peter?"

"I dunno."

"It doesn't seem like it would be."

"I guess thats why hes wounded, but alive."

"But he shouldn't even be able to get wounded."

"Its not like he's God."

"But he's under the protection of God. Or he should be anyway."

Teela looked around at the demons carring them away, "I think we have bigger things to worry about here."

"No, but I think-"

"Go away, Yossarian."

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Tuesday, June 8, 2004 2:38 AM

TEELABROWN


"No. See, there's this whole heirarchy thing or something-" Yossarian continued.

"Shut up." Teela thought.

"But-"

"Just shut up. I'm trying to do something, I'm not sure."

Teela turns to T.J., who now is Inigo. "So, why didn't you just say your name?"

"Eh. Did't feel like it."

"Okay then."

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Wednesday, June 9, 2004 5:38 PM

EBONEZER


"Hey!" Kat demamded of the little demonic thing (LTD) that was carring her through the air, "Where are you taking us?"

She got no response.

In anger she swiped at the thing and one of her, I'm going to say hundreds, of knives hit the LTD, causing it to drop her.

She fell a long, long, long, long way before a pair of LTDs grabbed her out of the sky and carred her back to the others. She decided that maybe that wasn't the best way to go about getting information, and hung placidly in the LTDs arms.

Noticing the LTDs browncoats Teela was struck with an idea, she said something in chinnese to the LTD that was carring her, and soon they had struck up a conversation.

Ebo looked on with interest, then got bored and stole a knife from kat and entertained herself by throwing it up in the air and catching it. Hours, an many band-aid later, Teela finsished her conversation with the LTD.

"What'd it say?" Ebo asked.

"That they were taking us someplace safe."

"And?"

"Thats it."

"You talked with it for that long, and thats all it told you?"

Teela nodded.

"Ok," Ebo said, easily accepting it, and went back to her knife tossing.

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Thursday, June 10, 2004 3:11 AM

TEELABROWN


"Hey! Let's think of safe places! We could play 20 questions!" Tash said. "Is it a cave?"

The LTD shook its head.

"How about a house?" said T. I. J. (Tash Inigo Jr.)

The LTD shurged.

"Like a house. Um, a shack?" Ebo said.

The LTD shook its head.

"A house boat?" Kat said.

It said something in Chinese.

"Um, he wants to know where the house boat would be located." Teela translated.

"In the water!" Kat said.

Teela said that, and it shook its head.

"This leaves one option..." Teela said.

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Thursday, June 10, 2004 10:35 AM

EBONEZER


"Ooo oo! I know!" Ebo said, waiving her arm around madly, "Its were going to a blimp!"

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Thursday, June 10, 2004 10:47 AM

TEELABROWN


The LTD said something.

"You have the basic idea. It's a Zeppelin, made in America." Teela translated.

"Zeppelins in America? I thought Zeppelin was a German country." Ebo replied.

"They partnered up with Goodyear. Trust me, I'd rather have an American Zeppelin than German."

"Why? Do you have something against Germany?" Tash asked.

"No, just the Americans used helium, not hydrogen to power theirs. Helium doesn't explode on you. Just pray we ain't goin' into a storm..."

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Thursday, June 10, 2004 11:04 AM

EBONEZER


They flew for a long time before coming to an 'inconspicuios' blimp-er, zepplin.

Tash tilted his head back to stare at it, he cocked his head and said slowly, "Are you sure nobodys going to notice it?" Painted in large, red, block letters on the side of the blimp was 'SEE THE BDM APRIL 22, 2005! A GRAND ENTRANCE WOULDN NOT GO AMISS'

The LDT nodded and said something, which Teela translated, "Nobody ever noticed firefly when it was on TV, they look right past it now."



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