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Help write the petition against Take Turn Writing

POSTED BY: SUCCATASH
UPDATED: Thursday, March 18, 2004 16:27
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Monday, March 15, 2004 4:38 PM

SUCCATASH



I'm pretty offended by all the "Take Turns Writing" I've seen on this board. Isn't this supposed to be about Firefly?

I need help writing this petition to stop these so called "Turn Takers."

I figure, each person could add to the petition until we get it right. I'll go first.


PETITION AGAINST TURN TAKERS:


1. You are hereby accused of wasting valuable time. Instead of watching and learning from television, and living in reality, you have chosen to dwell in a make-believe world.






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Monday, March 15, 2004 4:41 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.


So you want us to take turns signing this petition?

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Monday, March 15, 2004 4:46 PM

SUCCATASH



Well, before people can sign it, in needs to be written. Can anyone help write this thing and then we can get everyone to sign it.

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Monday, March 15, 2004 4:50 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.


So you want us to take turns writing a petition to stop people to from taking turns writing stories?

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Monday, March 15, 2004 4:55 PM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up


Uhh. Tash, what you smokin'? Where can I get some?

"Keep the Shiny side up"

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Monday, March 15, 2004 5:14 PM

KASUO


Yikes man..

________
"Let's moon 'em!"

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Monday, March 15, 2004 8:00 PM

CIARA


ahh that's our 'Tash

Just a humble supplicant in service to all things Joss

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Monday, March 15, 2004 8:22 PM

11THHOUR


Quote:

Originally posted by Succatash:

I'm pretty offended by all the "Take Turns Writing" I've seen on this board. Isn't this supposed to be about Firefly?

I need help writing this petition to stop these so called "Turn Takers."

I figure, each person could add to the petition until we get it right. I'll go first.


PETITION AGAINST TURN TAKERS:


1. You are hereby accused of wasting valuable time. Instead of watching and learning from television, and living in reality, you have chosen to dwell in a make-believe world.



My turn:

2. Any individuals who willingly take part in 'Take Turns Writing' type posts, prove themselves to be witless sheep just by participating in such an activity. Your presence on this Forum is an annoyance, and detracts from the high caliber of posts offered by others who can create without having to add on to someone else's posts.

11thHour

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"Hamsters is nice."

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Monday, March 15, 2004 9:45 PM

ANGELDOVE


Quote:

Originally posted by Succatash:

I'm pretty offended by all the "Take Turns Writing" I've seen on this board. Isn't this supposed to be about Firefly?

I need help writing this petition to stop these so called "Turn Takers."

I figure, each person could add to the petition until we get it right. I'll go first.


PETITION AGAINST TURN TAKERS:


1. You are hereby accused of wasting valuable time. Instead of watching and learning from television, and living in reality, you have chosen to dwell in a make-believe world.



That's somewhat unsettling.

I only fell is all.

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Tuesday, March 16, 2004 5:28 PM

TEELABROWN


I would like to defend. *ahem*

Take Turn writing may be pointless and silly, but some people enjoy it. And since Tash has made both the Take Turn writing things, I think we have a doublewriter on our hands. That's all right. Put us in Troll Country if you want, it's easy enogh to get to.

So, that's my view piont.

Finis

(I just love using that!)

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Tuesday, March 16, 2004 6:22 PM

SAINT JAYNE


3. This communal act of self entertainment is a willful and direct attack on the sales of video games, Yu-Gi-Oh, books, and even long distance phone calls. By revelling in this unwholesome, anti-democratic behaviour, abusers threaten the very integrity of the captialism that keeps our Universe great.

I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pyjamas,
I've got forty thousand french francs in my fridge.
I've got lost of lovely lire,
Now the Deutschemark's getting dearer,
And my dollar bills would buy the Brooklyn Bridge.

There is nothing quite as wonderful as money,
There is nothing quite as beautiful as cash.
Some people say it's folly,
But I'd rather have the lolly,
With money you can ma-ake a splash.

There is nothing quite wonderful as money,
(money,money,money,money)
There is nothing like a newly minted pound,
(money,money,money,money)
Everyone must hanker for the butchness of a banker,
It's accountancy that makes the world go round.
(round,round,round)
You can keep your Marxist ways
For it's only just a phase.
For it's money money money makes the world go round.

- Monty Python



(If that's TeelaBrown when she's angry, I think we're all safe)

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Tuesday, March 16, 2004 6:31 PM

TEELABROWN


Quote:

(If that's TeelaBrown when she's angry, I think we're all safe)


No, that was my I-can-be-timid-about-sharing-ideas self.

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Tuesday, March 16, 2004 7:37 PM

SUCCATASH



4. Two out of every 19 crimes are related to Take Turns Writing. A person on the edge should not be subjected to a false reality.

The reality is that an estimated 300 readers this year will try to cut off their own heads and put it in a jar. Because it's cool. Because they read it in a STORY. This is PLAINLY WRONG.

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Tuesday, March 16, 2004 10:23 PM

MANIACNUMBERONE


I find it hi-larious that many of you haven't yet realized that Tash is pulling your leg with this thread. Funny stuff.

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Inara: Who's winning?
Simon: I can't really tell, they don't seem to be playing by any civilized rules that I know.
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Tuesday, March 16, 2004 11:38 PM

WREN


Quote:

Originally posted by 11thHour:
Quote:


2. Any individuals who willingly take part in 'Take Turns Writing' type posts, prove themselves to be witless sheep just by participating in such an activity. Your presence on this Forum is an annoyance, and detracts from the high caliber of posts offered by others who can create without having to add on to someone else's posts.




Guess I had better head back to my field.......baa

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Wednesday, March 17, 2004 12:03 AM

AJ


5. Take turns writing has been demonstrated to encourage insectophilia (cf. State vs. Cyril Connelly).

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Wednesday, March 17, 2004 3:11 AM

TEELABROWN


I know he's pulling our leg. Baa.

6. It encourages people to see if they have superpowers, which leads them to jump out windows with a cape on to fly.

7. It encourages people to look for the Blue Hands, which will get them killed.

8. It may encite people to riot about why thier son/daughter/husband/wife/important person being/getting killed.

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Wednesday, March 17, 2004 3:15 AM

TEELABROWN


Quote:

4. Two out of every 19 crimes are related to Take Turns Writing. A person on the edge should not be subjected to a false reality.

The reality is that an estimated 300 readers this year will try to cut off their own heads and put it in a jar. Because it's cool. Because they read it in a STORY. This is PLAINLY WRONG.



How do we know we're not in a Matrix-y state, so thereby all ready in a false reality? Maybe the story isn't really there.

Aaawwww, I really wanted to put my head in a jar!

Baa...Baa...

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Wednesday, March 17, 2004 8:22 AM

CHANNAIN

i DO aim to misbehave


This from the guy who tried to entice me into Take Turn Writing?

Tash, you never cease to surprise me

We have art so as not to die of truth ~ Neitzsche
http://www.mnartists.org/artistHome.do?rid=7922

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Wednesday, March 17, 2004 3:38 PM

TEELABROWN


What are we on, 9?

9. Due to our illogical substance, androids (You know the exist) may blow up, thereby causing millions of government and private cash.

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Wednesday, March 17, 2004 11:07 PM

11THHOUR


10. 'Take Turns Writing' is the next insidious, evolutionary step after illegal file swapping and copyright infringement. Pursuing this 'hive mentality' will only lead to the loss of individuality and creative ownership... and the hope that stories will eventually, mercifully, finally, end.

11. 'Take Turns Writing' contributes to the corrosion of identity, one's grasp of self-defined reality, and everything that is good and pure in life. We must pursue this practice diligently with a stick and beat it.

Also, I think we should all wear hats.

11thHour

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"Is it Christmas?" - Malcolm Reynolds

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Thursday, March 18, 2004 4:19 AM

KUGELBLITZ


I think all right thinking people should take turns not taking turns.

Dave, in a light cream sauce

"We are exporting democracy because we have all of this unused democracy lying around at home. Why not make some money doing it?"

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Thursday, March 18, 2004 4:21 AM

YOSSARIAN


12. People start to name voices in their head and their brain, which is always unhealthy. As 11th Hour pionted out, people loose grasp of reality.

________
"Yossarian would live forever, or die trying."- Closing Time
"I'm not immortal, I'm infinatly prolonged."- Hero
My Brain can beat up your Brain!

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Thursday, March 18, 2004 3:04 PM

EBONEZER


Quote:

Originally posted by Succatash:

4. Two out of every 19 crimes are related to Take Turns Writing. A person on the edge should not be subjected to a false reality.

The reality is that an estimated 300 readers this year will try to cut off their own heads and put it in a jar. Because it's cool. Because they read it in a STORY. This is PLAINLY WRONG.



did you know that over 67% of statistics are fake?


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Thursday, March 18, 2004 3:08 PM

EBONEZER


13: Lets gat back to these people not wearing enough hats...


"Go back inside or i will blow another crater in this tiny moon"

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Thursday, March 18, 2004 4:27 PM

SHINY


14. TTW on FFF.net was Tash's idea, and therefore clearly anyone taking part in this activity will be furthering the cause of EVIL.

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