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Down the centuries you have slurred the meaning of the words, WE THE PEOPLE...

Allright Starrbaby, then let's make it the BLADE RUNNER: BETTER WITHOUT VOICEOVER? thread.

You Browncoats like hearin' his thinkin', or is it a more provocative experience being made to imagine what's goin' on in his head?

sorry troll

Chrisisall

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 9:23 AM

hello i thought of some new thread rules. if you want to post in my thread you have to

1. not call me a troll (its very boring)

2. stay on topic (new topic is did the message make you cry?)

3.explain zoids posts to me ( maybey hes to edcucated and im not educated enough. pls zoid write more simpler like kellaina.

note i know alot of people will ignore these but if you do i will ignore youre posts and won't reply to them.

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 9:35 AM

RAT

Quote:
Originally posted by Kellaina: Hello ndugu. You're my favourite troll.

Is that kind of like being the world's tallest midget?

-Ratboy

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 9:43 AM

RAT

Quote:
Originally posted by ndugu: I know alot of people will ignore these, but if you do, I will ignore your posts and wont reply to them.

Is that a promise?

-Ratboy

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 9:44 AM

well i can break my promise to talk to you rat

what do you think of zoids school days story i just read ant thought it was very funny

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 9:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:

Speaking of spirits: I am currently finalizing an appropriate response to our little 'ndugu'. My personal style is more 'crushing blitzkrieg' (a la, the initial 'combatant' phase of the latest Iraq War), rather than 'humane police action' (as in the subsequent activities in that country). And I ain't afraid to go 'nukular' in the opening, middle and final phases, either; which is why I'll never run for President.

You know. . .I gotta say. . .

Part of me wants to join in on this. . .but another part of me recognizes a key reality. . .

The big difference between a cancer and a thread-troll is that a cancer cannot delude itself with self-righteous anger and bitterness...hiding behind a computer screen, laughing at all of our responses, convincing itself that we're a bunch of overweight geek virgins.

A cancer can't react to Chemotherapy and Radiation and Surgery with, "Oh yeah? Well I bet you're fat!"

The same part of me that is referenced to in my recent blog would honestly simply invite trolls like this to meet me somehwere in person. . .so they could prove to me that they are (or are not) as tough as they are clever, because the internet is one of the ONLY places where you don't have to worry so much about "letting your mouth write checks that your ass can't cash".

I really wish we could all just ignore him, because I'm tired of seeing his name.

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 9:56 AM

STARRBABY

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall: Allright Starrbaby, then let's make it the BLADE RUNNER: BETTER WITHOUT VOICEOVER? thread.

You Browncoats like hearin' his thinkin', or is it a more provocative experience being made to imagine what's goin' on in his head?

sorry troll

Chrisisall

I'd have to say I liked it better w/o. It left more for me to figure out on my own. Plus, I never really liked voice overs (excet in comentaries). It's kinda like being read to . . .something I hate.

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 10:21 AM

Down the centuries you have slurred the meaning of the words, WE THE PEOPLE...

Starrbaby, I'm torn, I kinda like the voiceover for that 40's detective movie feel, but I recognize that it wasn't so well written and is actually better without it. The part I do like is seeing Decard and Rachael driving at the end, the version w/out voiceover deletes these shots. In the end I can take it either way.

This post was for you, but troll interfearance is heavy, so I'm gonna move it to a new thread.

Chrisisall

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 10:29 AM

I realize this statement is going to offend SOMEONE. . .but before I say this. . .I would like to mention that my brother-in-law, Mahealani's older brother, is autistic, a Special Olympian, and much loved by me. I work with kids, some of whom are learning disabled, or developmentally disabled, and I think such disabilities are nothing to laugh at. HOWEVER. . .as 'biting' as this next bit is. . .I can't help but find it a bit relevant to this thread.

Quote:
Arguing with a troll on a website chatboard is alot like running in the Special Olympics.

Even if you win. . .you're still retarded.

Please, folks. . .stop feeding the animals!!!!!

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 10:34 AM

BLACKOUTNIGHTS

Top 10 reasons why Ndugu is everyone's hero.

10. Ndugu has the same number of letters as troll.

9. Ndugu probably doesn't know how many letters are in troll.

8. Everybody loves a troll.

7. After Ndugu starts a thread we can talk about everything else under the sun.

6. Butter.

5. Parkay.

4. Browncoats are set for world domination. (Ya! Who's with me?!)

3. Ndugu gives grammer teachers heartattacks.

2. The chances of producing another Ndugu are slim if you believe the statement about the mother.

And the number one reason why Ndugu is everyone's hero is that he's a great disco dancer.

"Now you know what it's like to be a slave."—Roy.

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 10:39 AM

Down the centuries you have slurred the meaning of the words, WE THE PEOPLE...

Yeah, Static is right, that quote is, well, kinda trollish.

Chrisisall

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 10:42 AM

Down the centuries you have slurred the meaning of the words, WE THE PEOPLE...

You're GREAT, BlackoutNights, that's the funniest post on this thread yet (and with Zoid's posts here, that sayin' a lot!)

Chrisisall

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 10:50 AM

Well. . .I realize the quote is trollish in a way. . .but I said it because I'm trying to discourage people from arguing with Ndugu. . .

Perhaps a less offensive way to put it would be. . .

"Arguing with a troll in a website discussion thread is like being in a slap fight with Larry, Curly or Moe.

Even if you win. . .you're still a Stooge."

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 11:02 AM

KELLAINA

I wasn't thinking about it so much as arguing with ndugu, but as baiting or provoking. Was never trying to 'win'.

Quite frankly I'm not sure ignoring trolls works. They just come back with different names and different tactics.

Either way it's: :banghead: This way is more amusing.

If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. -"Angel"

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 11:05 AM

KELLAINA

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat: Quote:
Originally posted by Kellaina: Hello ndugu. You're my favourite troll.

Is that kind of like being the world's tallest midget?

-Ratboy

That's one way to put it :smile:. I'm just afraid what me being his favourite poster means :crap:.

If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. -"Angel"

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 11:07 AM

I try to take a different approach. . .something along the lines of Val Kilmer's portrayal of Doc Holliday. . .after confronting Johnny Tyler in the streets of Tombstone. . .saving the Earps.. .

"Oh I'm sorry, Johnny. I forgot you were there.

You may go now."

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 11:09 AM

IMEARLY

I have some startling news Browncoats, I have been doing some research regarding our Troll problem and have contacted Private Investigators to find the nature of the infestation.

The file I have in my hand is authentic. I have already decrypted the contents with my secret decoder ring.

I have scanned the photos for you all.

This is a picture of Ndugu Troll at his first Halloween.

His first tour in the Dark Armed Forces of Mordor...

Unfortunately he was Court Marshaled when he came out of the closet...

Go sign my Guest Book, http://www.geocities.com/thisbrownhouse Then download Serenity, http://homepage.mac.com/rocketplane/FileSharing8.html

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 11:09 AM

Down the centuries you have slurred the meaning of the words, WE THE PEOPLE...

That's good. How about:

How many Ngudus does it take to screw in a lightbulb? GORRAM THERE'S MORE THAN ONE!?!?!

Chrisisall

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 11:23 AM

EMBERS

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall: Starrbaby, I'm torn, I kinda like the voiceover for that 40's detective movie feel,

that was what I liked about it too, very Sam Spade! now if you want to be OVER-WHELMED with voice over then be sure to catch Sin City (but I still appreciate the film noir-ishness of it)

Quote:
troll interfearance is heavy, so I'm gonna move it to a new thread. Chrisisall

oh, I thought the point was that this is the 'ignore the troll' topic?

In my own little world, Maribeth (embers)

PS I LOVE the top ten list!

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 11:25 AM

CALLMEATH

Ndugu, how do you pronounce your name? It's gonna be my new word for crap.

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 11:32 AM

Down the centuries you have slurred the meaning of the words, WE THE PEOPLE...

BlackoutNights did great work on that top ten list, didn't he? I moved the Blade Runner thing to get a wider array of responses (and my first one was a wrong-forum-for-this post. Hmmph.)

:hanged:

Chrisisall

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 11:59 AM

Down the centuries you have slurred the meaning of the words, WE THE PEOPLE...

Dude, you RULE! It was a troll masterpiece. Might even shut him up for good!

Ndugu SEE YOURSELF! ha ha

Chrisisall

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 1:42 PM

AERADIA

I just spent 2 hours reading all of these threads and the linked threads, hoping and praying for more stupid posts from "unpronouncable-by-this-country-girl" troll and the hi-larious responses from the rest of you.

Stop it. Now.

I do have a life to lead and can longer be seduced away from it to lurk and laugh with you.

And a special message for the troll:

Quote:
You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes.

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 1:57 PM

Good evening, 'ndugu'.

I trust you are comfortable and that your mommy has fed you your snack (I flushed twice, to make sure it got to you).

I propose we take a leisurely stroll around the grounds, just to get familiar with one another and break the ice. See? There's the cesspool, where you and your family live and play. And over there is the woodshed, where I'll be taking you shortly...

'ndugu' wrote:

Quote:
hello i thought of some new thread rules. if you want to post in my thread you have to

1. not call me a troll (its very boring)

2. stay on topic (new topic is did the message make you cry?)

3.explain zoids posts to me ( maybey hes to edcucated and im not educated enough. pls zoid write more simpler like kellaina.

note i know alot of people will ignore these but if you do i will ignore youre posts and won't reply to them.

So, let's take them one at a time. I'll try to go very slowly, so you can keep up, and I'll try to only use 2nd grade vocabulary (that means 'words') so you don't get lost. I want you to understand what is happening to you, every step of the way...

Your 'point' #1: "not call me a troll (its very boring)". You're right 'ndugu'. I and another grownup were discussing (that means 'talking about') this very subject earlier today. You are not a 'troll'. You are a 'flame baiter'.

A true Troll is thoughtful and challenges others to think differently about things. A good Troll is a benefit to others. You are none of these things.

A 'flame baiter' on the other hand, is someone who is rude and insulting to other people, just so people will be rude and insulting back at him. A 'flame baiter' actually enjoys being insulted. This describes you perfectly, and I'm all about giving people what they are begging for.

As far as 'being bored' is concerned, don't worry. I have that in the plans for tonight, too. One of the things we'll be doing in the woodshed later is some amateur trepanation. I know that's a long word, but I'll explain it to you in detail once we get to the woodshed.

Your 'point' #2: "stay on topic (new topic is did the message make you cry?)" See 'woodshed' and 'trepanation', above. Sadly, there may be some crying; but you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs (those come from a chicken's backside, much like yourself).

Your 'point' #3: "explain zoids posts to me ( maybey hes to edcucated and im not educated enough. pls zoid write more simpler like kellaina." I promise, by the end of this evening, you will see everything with a startling clarity. And all the pressure and voices inside your head will be gone.

In conclusion, I will definitely be playing by your rules, 'ndugu', and giving you the utmost of my attention. It's the least I can do, considering how little time you have left.

By the way, since people can't pronounce (that means 'say') your name, I'm just going to change it to 'nugget'. I know you won't mind.

Tutorially,

zoid

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 2:19 PM

EMBERS

ANNOTATED for the limited intelligence of ndugu:

1.) trepanation http://stevesangster.com/~scott/

2.) you ARE the topic, and crying is the point

3.)

Quote:
explain zoids posts to me ( maybey hes to edcucated and im not educated enough. pls zoid write more simpler like kellaina.

You know, ndugu? It is amazing that you can spell 'explain' but not 'maybey'

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 2:19 PM

CALLMEATH wrote:

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Ndugu, how do you pronounce your name? It's gonna be my new word for crap.

He doesn't know how to pronounce it either. Just call him 'nugget' from now on. You know, as in 'butt nugget'.

I already asked him and he doesn't mind. ...At least the parts of his mind that are thus far in the biopsy pan aren't complaining. The rest of him is whimpering softly, but not about the misuse of his name.

Have a nice day! :smile:

Boringly,

zoid

"Can I call you 'Ath'?" -Malcolm Reynolds, Shindig

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 2:48 PM

embers:

Thank you for the link to trepanation. All my references on the subject are entirely too clinical for someone of nugget's limited ability to comprehend, and frankly too alarming for a child of nugget's tender 25 years. Your link was much more 'child friendly'.

Getting some of those pesky multiple personalities out of his head is really not all that painful, per se, although it can be scary, since there's a distinct sense of things coming out of one's head that should not be coming out; but, this misgiving passes after a short time. Did you know that the brain itself has no pain sensors? Trepanation can be performed while the subject is still fully conscious. This is helpful, since the subject (nugget, in this case) can actually see all the evil as it comes out...

Now, where did I put those fava beans?

Hannibally,

zoid

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 3:28 PM

IMEARLY

Here are the facts as they are:

Ndugu is Swahili for brother... NnnnnnDoooooGooooo funny as KaKa is also Swahili for brother, let's call him KaKa instead.

Here are the fictions as they are:

Exceptions:

No due guru? (the spiritual translation) New doo goo? (prepare the hair care) In dug you? (what a quagmire)

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 3:51 PM

ImEarly:

I yield to your superior knowledge, but I'd mention that the names 'nugget' and 'KaKa' have a similar redolence, and 'nugget' shares some of the original's consonants. I also considered 'InDooDoo', but it has three syllables and nugget can't track more than two at once. Wouldn't want to confuse him.

But, okay. KaKa it is...

Excrementally,

zoid

P.S. Regarding your moniker: I once had a girlfriend who scared the living crap out of me by proclaiming, "ImLate"! 'ImEarly' is a lot less threatening. _________________________________________________

"Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 4:29 PM

MALICIOUS

Quote:
Originally posted by CALLMEATH: Ndugu, how do you pronounce your name? It's gonna be my new word for crap.

OOOH! That sounds like fun! Let's use "Ndugu" as a synonym for bad words!

"Damn, I stepped in some dog Ndugu. Now it's all jammed up in the nooks and crannys of my best sneakers."

1st Fighting man: "You're an a$$hole!" 2nd Fighting man: "Oy, yeah? Ndugu you!"

Woman in passenger seat of car man is driving: "Will you ndugging STOP aready and ask someone for some NDUGGING directions??"

Now you guys try!

Mal-licious

I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 4:53 PM

'Lish:

How about, "nugget has ndugu for brains!" -or- "Hey, baby! What d'ya say we get ndugu-faced, rip each other's clothes off and ndugu the ndugu out of each other? Just for ndugus and grins."

On second thought, ImEarly was right: 'KaKa' is a lot less confusing, when it comes to appropriate usage. Some concepts really should not get mixed...

Worshipfully,

zoid

P.S. I guess you were right: I had to deal with nugget after all. I was really hoping it would just go away on its own. Don't get too hopeful, just yet; but nugget hasn't replied since my 'woodshed' post. He's probably just gone to bed so he can be fresh for his remedial classes tomorrow (right after he phoned in his vote for Amerian Idol). I predict he'll be back, with what seems like witty repartee to him. Then I'll give him his second dose... _________________________________________________

"Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity

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Thursday, April 07, 2005 5:58 AM

hello everybody zoid has burned me so badly i am going to stop this thread.

can you stop this thread shiny pls.

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Thursday, April 07, 2005 6:00 AM

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Originally posted by Starrbaby: Quote:
Originally posted by slayer730: Let the grammar fest begin! :biggrin:

Oooh! Me too! I'm not a Teacher, but I have my BA in English. My husband calls me a grammer natzi. We should make a club.

Then you might not mind me pointing out that it's "NAZI". . .not "Natzi".

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Thursday, April 07, 2005 6:02 AM

hello static an you tell me what zoid was saying in his posts i only half read the first one and all i understood was taking me to the wood shed but he cant do that cos hes in another contry.

then calling me nugget is nugget a burn cos in my country nugget means gold.

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Thursday, April 07, 2005 7:22 AM

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Originally posted by ndugu: hello static an you tell me what zoid was saying in his posts i only half read the first one and all i understood was taking me to the wood shed but he cant do that cos hes in another contry.

then calling me nugget is nugget a burn cos in my country nugget means gold.

He's trying to say that you're a moron. An idiot. Pondscum.

On the evolutionary scale, you're somewhere between head cheese and a toaster oven.

You're a skidmark on the underwear of life.

You've the social appeal of vomit.

You're as popular as a turd in a punchbowl.

You're so unpopluar, you could make a train take a dirt road and a pit bull climb a plate glass window.

You're a cumstain on the pillowcase of society.

And you're apparently lazy as well. Because any idiot with a computer and internet access can look up the definition of the word 'nugget', and it doesn't mean GOLD.

nug·get

1. A small, solid lump, especially of gold. 2. A small compact portion or unit: nuggets of information.

You will note that the word does not mean GOLD.

I'm curious, fuckstick. . .

How many fansites for different sci-fi shows do you pull crap like this? Do you really have nothing better to do? Does it make you feel powerful and clever to provoke people to anger with your self-assumed ignorance? What is this? The new racism? It's socially unacceptable to hate blacks, latinos and asians, so your new outlet for self-loathing is to pick on sci-fi fans?

Is it because you're afraid telling a 'nigger joke' will earn you a broken jaw, but picking on some of us won't?

Or is it simply because hiding behind your computer screen, whether you're in mommy's basement, some middle-school computer lab, or from your office as the Senior VP of some major corporation, you feel powerful and clever? Safe in your anonymity. . .knowing that you don't have to suffer the sort of consequences you'd suffer if you actually had the balls to come to a gathering of us and speak like this to our faces?

You bore me, and yet you also inspire pity. You remind me of students I have, who have nothing to do every day but come to school and talk trash about anyone they can, simply because they are filled with so much self-loathing, that they have no other outlet.

So how old were you when Daddy left? Or has he left yet? Is he too drunk to walk out?

Does Mom smack you around much?

How often did 'Uncle Charlie' touch you in your 'danger zone'?

Fuck off.

Put a plastic bag over your head and breathe deep.

Go play in traffic.

Blow dry your hair IN the shower.

Watch TV in the tub.

PLEASE find something more productive to do with your time than provoke us. I suggest therapy and lots of it, because you obviously have some deep, burning issue you need to work out.

Work it out elsewhere and leave us alone.

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Thursday, April 07, 2005 9:08 AM

KNIBBLET

At this moment ... I'm Soooooo proud to be in Static's harem :) There's something about a man who truly knows how to use language that makes me all ... gooey inside. *swoon*

Quote:
Originally posted by Static: On the evolutionary scale, you're somewhere between head cheese and a toaster oven.

You're a skidmark on the underwear of life.

You're a cumstain on the pillowcase of society.

I'm curious, fuckstick. . .

What is this? The new racism?

You bore me, and yet you also inspire pity. Put a plastic bag over your head and breathe deep.

Blow dry your hair IN the shower.

"I'm gonna rip you a new puppet hole, bitch!"

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Thursday, April 07, 2005 9:40 AM

STARRBABY

Quote:
Then you might not mind me pointing out that it's "NAZI". . .not "Natzi".

Nope, don't mind at all. Infact, I appreciate the help. Though my grammer's pretty good, my spelling usually relies on a spellchecker. (Thus my suggestion to out little friend.)

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Thursday, April 07, 2005 9:48 AM

GRRARRG

I found this humorously ironic:

Quote:
Originally posted by Kellaina: As is grammar. And spelling.

Now, I'm math teacher, so I don't do words. However, I do know that "And spelling" is not a grammatically correct sentence (no verb, for one thing). As Sideshow Bob once said, “Yes, I am aware of the irony of using a television to tell you not to watch television.” Or something to that effect.

Ok, I've never been a troll before, and I just wanted to know what it felt like. I am just kidding, of course - I know what you mean and I agree wholeheartedly. And that, as I understand it, is what separates evil nduguish trolls from civil folk - they could be saying the same thing, but the former's intent is to irritate people, while the latter's intent is to . . . what was my intent? I think I was trying to be funny . . . well anyway, I think I'm understanding this. It's not what you say, or even how you say it - it's what you intent appears to be. I've seen many replies on this board that, if the involved parties were not known to be friends who were just kidding around, would be interpreted as being excessively trollish based on what was being said.

Does that seem right to you? (not in the Jubal rhetorical sense of the question, but in the literal sense - am I correct in my understanding of the nature of the beast?)

Aww, crap. I copied this into Word, and the grammar check told me that “As is grammar” is incorrect, but that “And spelling” is ok. I’m so confused. I’ll just stick to numbers, they never lie to me.

I mock you with my monkey pants

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Thursday, April 07, 2005 10:09 AM

CAITE

Don't you DARE use our word shiny you horrible, evil, malicious troll!

Quote:
Originally posted by ndugu: can you stop this thread shiny pls.

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Thursday, April 07, 2005 10:21 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by Knibblet: At this moment ... I'm Soooooo proud to be in Static's harem :) There's something about a man who truly knows how to use language that makes me all ... gooey inside. *swoon*

I second that!

Static = gooey inside

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Thursday, April 07, 2005 10:38 AM

Down the centuries you have slurred the meaning of the words, WE THE PEOPLE...

Static scores!

The Troll is toast.

Chrisisall

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Thursday, April 07, 2005 12:29 PM

MALICIOUS

Quote:
Originally posted by Caite: Don't you DARE use our word shiny you horrible, evil, malicious troll!

CAITE!

Why on EARTH would you use my name in vain?? And as a description for this pondscum/cumstain/skidmark??? I'm hurt.

Mal-licious

I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

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Thursday, April 07, 2005 12:59 PM

Ah, my little KaKa/nugget:

Yes, you are golden! Actually, more of an off-brown with embedded corn and peanuts, which lend a sort of gold-ish hue; but why nitpick? We'll just say you're 'golden'.

So, home from special needs school for the day, are you? Were your daily sessions with the psychologist and in group therapy productive? Do they group you with other 20-year olds, or do they put you in with the teenagers? I hope you enjoyed the long, round 'brownies' and unsweetened body-temperature 'lemonade' your mommie gave you for an after-school snack.

For today's lesson, we'll be examining why our little KaKa/nugget (with a tip o' the tam to ImEarly for help with the nickname) behaves the way he does: the lying about his identity and where he lives, and his compulsive need to insult others.

Yesterday, I dissected his mind (such as it was), Today, I'll trepan his soul.

But, before I do, I'll give him one last opportunity to vacate the premises, or think of a snappy (like a limp noodle) comeback.

It's your game, KaKa/nugget. Want to keep playing? I once fool's mated an opponent 3 consecutive times before he finally just gave up, so I won't hold it against you if you're not smart enough to know when to call it quits. Care to continue the game?

Respectfully,

zoid

P.S. You can run, but you can't hide. If you post anywhere else on this website, I'll spank your ass there, too... _________________________________________________

"Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity

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Thursday, April 07, 2005 1:02 PM

CAITE

Whoops, I'm sorry Royal Highness Malicious! You know I <3 you!

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Thursday, April 07, 2005 1:20 PM

EMBERS

it is hard to believe this thread hasn't moved to troll country yet...

I almost feel sorry for poor little nugget; do you think he is one of Mr. Hankie's kids?

You know Mr. Hankie, the Christmas poo!

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Thursday, April 07, 2005 1:27 PM

Static:

I can feel how badly you want to get your hands around this skinny, pimple-faced, American kid's throat. But, you're not going to, and it's just as well. Some things are worth going to jail for; but regardless how satisfying it might be to push your fist into this kid's nose and turn his face inside out, he's really not worth that kind of trouble.

Besides which, I'd wager that he gets his ass whipped by the other kids on a regular basis, every time he goes outside. You know: the jocks, the preppies, the girl's badminton team... Hell, even the 'painful geeks' -- his natural social caste -- know he's malformed and either avoid him or flog him with their slide rules and intricately designed spitball launching systems. Nobody wants to associate with him, because they can all tell he's diseased in the head.

I promise you he's not a successful businessman, or a successful anything for that matter. But, I want to save all the revelations about KaKa/nugget for direct responses to him.

I just wanted to gently suggest that this wart on the backside of humanity is not worth losing your serenity over. You're a gentleman, a leader and a ladies' man. Don't dirty your hands with this little sh*t; you'll only sexually excite him (*zoid reprises 'limp noodle' reference, above*).

I've got him; you can hold fire...

Respectfully,

zoid

P.S. I know you were probably just trying to push this thread past the 'Troll Country' threshold with the profanity, and hopefully that'll work. But Haken and the other mods have allowed this to go farther than they normally do, so they must want/need this flame baiter to get properly torched. That's the premise under which I am proceeding with KaKa/nugget's evisceration. _________________________________________________

"Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity

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Thursday, April 07, 2005 1:37 PM