MB's hermitage: trespassers snuggled by mincingbeast

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MB's hermitage: trespassers snuggled

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UPDATED: Friday, August 5, 2011 23:14
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Tuesday, August 31, 2010 9:59 AM

I nearly forgot that I am the Tyrant of Troll Country. Fortunately for me, I have done and will do, nothing in my life worth remembering; and am more poisonous than anything that I could put in my body.

I'm more in a mood for wetting my pants, and pain killers, than PCP and camping out by the tracks today.

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Thursday, September 09, 2010 1:46 PM

MINCINGBEAST

I have missed Troll Country, like a severed limb; I have felt it tingle, like a ghost limb. Now, having returned to the comfortably rotten confines of my lair, I repent my brief and unpleasant involvement in RWED. I shit in your heart.

I shall get out less.

I shall huff Jenkem more.

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Friday, September 10, 2010 6:07 AM

MINCINGBEAST

"A minced oath (also pseudo-profanity or by-word) is an expression based on a profanity that has been altered to reduce the objectionable characteristics of the original expression, for example, darn or dang instead of damn; shoot or shucks instead of shit; heck instead of hell; flipping, freaking, fricking, frakking, fecking, or frigging instead of fucking; gosh or gad instead of God; and crikey, criminy, or cripes instead of Christ. Many languages have these expressions. In the English language, nearly all profanities have minced variants."

From Wikipedia, which knows everything.

But I do not mince my oaths.

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Friday, December 10, 2010 2:26 PM

MINCINGBEAST

fok jou ek dink jys n poes Wat jou vir n poes want jy klink soos n poes Jy rap soos n poes en jy sing soos n poes vars want jy stink soos n poes

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Wednesday, January 19, 2011 6:37 PM

DUN

nods head

Snuggled,is that like a good thing.Didn't expect too see that in troll land,voice drops an octave and starts singing"I was born under a wandering star"

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Tuesday, February 08, 2011 9:20 AM

MINCINGBEAST

Each day I recall more fondly the listless nihilism of my adolescence. I am anchored in the end-of-history anomie of the mid-90’s...the judgment day that never came. The world that I came of age in abruptly vanished at the beginning of the New Millennium. I hated it then. I miss it now.

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Monday, August 01, 2011 4:50 PM

MINCINGBEAST

I limped from Tennessee to California with a dump in my pants. I did not stop to rest, but I occasionally collapsed and lost consciousness, only to rise again. I did not clean myself. I will not clean myself.

I have returned to Troll Country to reclaim my befouled throne. I lie on my back in the piles of ash and filth, and stare at the heavens, which spread before me like a dilated butthole. I can see skulls on pikes, which mark the boundary of my domain. I am home.

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Friday, August 05, 2011 9:24 AM