TALK STORY

Neroli and Gunhand

POSTED BY: ELWOODMOM
UPDATED: Monday, July 18, 2005 15:09
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Sunday, May 1, 2005 7:45 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:
It appears we've gotten ourselves in trouble before we've even started.



It seems so! Want to head to Tombstone anyway?? Could be fun!!

-Ratboy

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Sunday, May 1, 2005 8:06 PM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1


Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
Quote:

Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:
It appears we've gotten ourselves in trouble before we've even started.



It seems so! Want to head to Tombstone anyway?? Could be fun!!

-Ratboy



I dunno... wouldn't want to get a whoopin' from Mom and her wooden spoon... i've still got a mark from last time.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Sunday, May 1, 2005 10:26 PM

RAT


She don't scare me none!

-Ratboy

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Monday, May 2, 2005 3:56 AM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1


Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
She don't scare me none!

-Ratboy



Well that's cuzz you're stone cold crazy!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Monday, May 2, 2005 4:02 AM

THEREALME


No, I can see where Rat is coming from.

I mean, once you have a planet disintegrate from under you, and are adrift in the vacuum of space for a period of minutes, and have a vicious but highly agile and intelligent FemaleReaver trying to eat you...

Well, a wooden spoon could only contain so much terror.


The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County

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Monday, May 2, 2005 6:08 AM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
No, I can see where Rat is coming from.

I mean, once you have a planet disintegrate from under you, and are adrift in the vacuum of space for a period of minutes, and have a vicious but highly agile and intelligent FemaleReaver trying to eat you...

Well, a wooden spoon could only contain so much terror.


The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County



you've obviously never seen the spoon.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Monday, May 2, 2005 6:46 AM

RAT


Well it can't be any worse then being drop kicked out an airlock,....can it?

-Ratboy

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Monday, May 2, 2005 8:04 AM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1


Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
Well it can't be any worse then being drop kicked out an airlock,....can it?

-Ratboy



no, i imagine not...but it's not fun, that's for sure.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Monday, May 2, 2005 8:48 AM

ELWOODMOM


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
No, I can see where Rat is coming from.

I mean, once you have a planet disintegrate from under you, and are adrift in the vacuum of space for a period of minutes, and have a vicious but highly agile and intelligent FemaleReaver trying to eat you...

Well, a wooden spoon could only contain so much terror.


The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County



Depends on who's wieldn' the spooon...


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Monday, May 2, 2005 8:52 AM

ELWOODMOM


Quote:

Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:
Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
No, I can see where Rat is coming from.

I mean, once you have a planet disintegrate from under you, and are adrift in the vacuum of space for a period of minutes, and have a vicious but highly agile and intelligent FemaleReaver trying to eat you...

Well, a wooden spoon could only contain so much terror.


The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County



you've obviously never seen the spoon.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.



Howdy, you are one smart cookie! Must run to deal with some Apaches I saw a ways back. I'll handle Rat and TRM when I return. Until then, you're in charge. Here's the spoon.

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Monday, May 2, 2005 11:40 AM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1


Quote:

Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Howdy, you are one smart cookie! Must run to deal with some Apaches I saw a ways back. I'll handle Rat and TRM when I return. Until then, you're in charge. Here's the spoon.



awesome!

I won't let the power go to my head...i promise

( )

be careful out there Mom!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Monday, May 2, 2005 12:28 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:
I won't let the power go to my head...i promise



Good, then you'll destroy the spoon, and we can all make a break for Tombstone!!

-Ratboy

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Monday, May 2, 2005 1:32 PM

ELWOODMOM


Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
Quote:

Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:
I won't let the power go to my head...i promise



Good, then you'll destroy the spoon, and we can all make a break for Tombstone!!

-Ratboy



Not so fast! Seems the Apache have a good lead for us. They spotted Gunhand, or a crazed-Gunhand-look-alike just outside Bodie. I had to trade with the Apache for this valuable piece of information. They wanted TRM, but I said no, cause he's needed in camp and hasn't finished his song. (which, since I saved his hide, TRM will be very happy to compose a new song dedicated entirely to Howdy's attributes, RIGHT, TRM??) The chief then asked for Rat as a fair trade, but again I said no, since Rat promises not to give me any more trouble, RIGHT, Rat?? So, they settled for the harmonica.

Off to bed early, everyone! We shake dust at the crack of dawn, headed for Bodie. No sneakin' out for a quick trip to Tombstone! Will somebody wake up TWG?

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Monday, May 2, 2005 1:34 PM

ELWOODMOM


Good job holding down the fort while I was gone! Although I am a little worried about all those evil faces!

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Monday, May 2, 2005 1:36 PM

ELWOODMOM


Cassandrae, do you have the DNA test results yet??

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Monday, May 2, 2005 6:04 PM

THEREALME


* The Real Me gives his guitar a few test strums. *

Y'know, Mom, you sure do wanna be a might careful as to who you give that spoon to. Them were eeeeevil faces, and no mistake. Huh. And here I'm the feller in the white hat!

* The Real Me begins his song again: *

Cassandrae, writer of fan-fics galore
Has dirt on Neroli, but won’t tell us more.
Is Neroli embarrassed? Gone off to hide?
YOU talked of a wall, but we’ve not heard HER side.

Cageybee you’re the leader, and play on the drum,
For ‘the fireflies’ band. Oh, how far it’s come!
But you’re not always here; you come and you go,
And I think now that Ebo is stealing the show!


The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County

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Monday, May 2, 2005 7:59 PM

RAT


I think what you wrote about me must be true, 'cause every time I read your lyrics, I hear them to the tune of King Weed! Take a look and tell me if they fit, it could just be me.
http://www.tmbg.com/VIDEO/2.mov

-Ratboy

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Monday, May 2, 2005 10:10 PM

CASSANDRAE


Huh. :whips mouth of moonshine:

Oh, yeah, yeah, I was getting to that. On my way.

~~~~~~~~~~~
Firefly Fanart: http://refined-grace.geministar.org
~~~~~~~~~~~
MAL: "I'll never understand rich folk. All that money, this is what they do with it."
INARA:"It's art."
Mal: "It's puppets."
Inara: "It's puppet art."--Heart of Gold, Transcript

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Monday, May 2, 2005 10:14 PM

CASSANDRAE


:LMAO!:

Classic, I say, classic! I am loving this ballad.

:snicker and hides classfied info of Wall incident:

TheRealMe you sure got that ryhmin' talent. Bravo!

~~~~~~~~~~~
Firefly Fanart: http://refined-grace.geministar.org
~~~~~~~~~~~
MAL: "I'll never understand rich folk. All that money, this is what they do with it."
INARA:"It's art."
Mal: "It's puppets."
Inara: "It's puppet art."--Heart of Gold, Transcript

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Tuesday, May 3, 2005 5:41 PM

THEREALME


* The Real Me tips his hat. *

Thank ya, ma'am.

* After another day of riding, after another meal of beans, The Real Me pulls out his guitar and begins singing: *


MontanaGirl works to allay the fears
Of beasts by scratching behind their ears.
Of course, if she tried it, then she would see
It would work just as well on TheRealMe!


BarneyT, I don’t know you. I haven’t a clue,
About what you’re like, or what to sing to.
So I’ll just drone on, in my own little way,
‘Til I get to the end, then I’ll just go away.



The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County

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Wednesday, May 4, 2005 9:13 AM

ELWOODMOM


You have a natural gift! Keep composin', this is great!

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Wednesday, May 4, 2005 9:16 AM

ELWOODMOM


Meet up with us in Bodie when you get the results, Cassandrae. You're moonshine jug is empty. How'd that happen? Careful of them Rangers, they give sobriety tests now!

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Wednesday, May 4, 2005 11:26 AM

ELWOODMOM


Okay, everyone, we're outside Bodie. Let's split up and see what we can find out. Meet back at this here water tower at sundown. Be real casual-like when you ask questions. Try to fit in with the townsfolk. You may have to lose the white hat, TRM.

TRM and Howdy, you check out the saloon. No rootbeer, mind you!

Rat and Malicious, you check out the jail. I have a feeling Gunhand could be there.

TWG and Cageybee, you check out...wait...where's Cageybee?? And Ebo? And Montanagirl? And Barneyt? We can't find a couple of missing people if the people doing the searching go missing too!

C,mon, TWG, you and I will go check out the General Store and Post Office.

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Wednesday, May 4, 2005 11:47 AM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1


Quote:

Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Okay, everyone, we're outside Bodie. Let's split up and see what we can find out. Meet back at this here water tower at sundown. Be real casual-like when you ask questions. Try to fit in with the townsfolk. You may have to lose the white hat, TRM.

TRM and Howdy, you check out the saloon. No rootbeer, mind you!

Rat and Malicious, you check out the jail. I have a feeling Gunhand could be there.

TWG and Cageybee, you check out...wait...where's Cageybee?? And Ebo? And Montanagirl? And Barneyt? We can't find a couple of missing people if the people doing the searching go missing too!

C,mon, TWG, you and I will go check out the General Store and Post Office.



I'll try hard mom...but if you don't hear from me later, Rat and Malicious might need to fetch me from that there jail...i can get mighty rowdy.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Wednesday, May 4, 2005 12:39 PM

ELWOODMOM


*Counts change*

We're low on bail money. Try hard to be good, honey! Well, I guess we could sell one of the others!

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Wednesday, May 4, 2005 3:27 PM

THEREALME


Quote:

Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Okay, everyone, we're outside Bodie. Let's split up and see what we can find out. Meet back at this here water tower at sundown. Be real casual-like when you ask questions. Try to fit in with the townsfolk. You may have to lose the white hat, TRM.

TRM and Howdy, you check out the saloon. No rootbeer, mind you!

Rat and Malicious, you check out the jail. I have a feeling Gunhand could be there.

TWG and Cageybee, you check out...wait...where's Cageybee?? And Ebo? And Montanagirl? And Barneyt? We can't find a couple of missing people if the people doing the searching go missing too!

C,mon, TWG, you and I will go check out the General Store and Post Office.



Not to worry, Mom! I only drink milk!

And I'm always prepared!

* The Real Me digs around in his saddle bags and pulls out a black hat. He stuffs the white hat into a knapsack and jams the black hat on his head. *

And iffin we need it...

* The Real Me pulls out a can of black spray paint, shakes it vigorously, uncaps it, and approaches a fearful Aluminum. Aluminum strains at the post to which he has been tied. *

Aw, don't be such a crybaby. Suffering builds character!


The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County

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Wednesday, May 4, 2005 3:32 PM

MALICIOUS


Quote:

Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Rat and Malicious, you check out the jail. I have a feeling Gunhand could be there.



I agree. Although whether he is a guest there or running the place is a toss-up.

Mal-licious

"Let's go be bad guys."

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Wednesday, May 4, 2005 8:38 PM

ELWOODMOM


Quote:

Originally posted by Malicious:
Quote:

Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Rat and Malicious, you check out the jail. I have a feeling Gunhand could be there.



I agree. Although whether he is a guest there or running the place is a toss-up.

Mal-licious

"Let's go be bad guys."



I'd guess he'd be a guest!

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Wednesday, May 4, 2005 8:40 PM

ELWOODMOM


Not to worry, Mom! I only drink milk!

And I'm always prepared!

* The Real Me digs around in his saddle bags and pulls out a black hat. He stuffs the white hat into a knapsack and jams the black hat on his head. *

And iffin we need it...

* The Real Me pulls out a can of black spray paint, shakes it vigorously, uncaps it, and approaches a fearful Aluminum. Aluminum strains at the post to which he has been tied. *

Aw, don't be such a crybaby. Suffering builds character!

----------------------------------

Good thinking on the black hat. Don't forget your weapon...*hands over rubberband gun*

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Thursday, May 5, 2005 4:38 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Good thinking on the black hat. Don't forget your weapon...*hands over rubberband gun*




I'm awake! And I'm able to walk or ride. All good. I even have my sixshooter ruberband gun---I made it when I was seven. Still works, see...

*twg takes aim at a hitching post, pulls trigger....*

www.thatweirdgirl.com
---
Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

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Thursday, May 5, 2005 3:28 PM

MONTANAGIRL


*Wanders back into camp.*

So, did we find 'em yet or what? And why is TRM spray painting his horse?

If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot. - D'Argo

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Thursday, May 5, 2005 3:40 PM

THEREALME


* Side by side, TheRealMe and HowdyRockerBaby swagger into the saloon. Many unfriendly pairs of eyes glare at them over their drinks. TheRealMe walks up to the bar, smiles and tips his black hat to the barkeep. *

TheRealMe: Howdy!

HowdyRockerBaby: What?

TheRealMe: Huh?

HowdyRockerBaby: What? What do you want?

*TheRealMe is puzzled. *

TheRealMe: Nothing.

* TheRealMe turns back to the barkeep. *

TheRealMe: Howdy!

HowdyRockerBaby: WHAT NOW?

* TheRealMe turns to HowdyRockerBaby. *

TheRealMe: Look, how are we going to find Neroli or Gunhand if you keep interrupting…

* Two dozen individuals in the tavern grab for pistols, rifles, and shotguns. Two dozen weapons are leveled at TheRealMe and HowdyRockerBaby. Many clicks are heard as hammers are drawn back. A single bead of sweat slides down TheRealMe’s right temple as he takes this in. *

TheRealMe: Oh, any of you folks heard of them?


TheRealMe, Sheriff of Serenity County


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Thursday, May 5, 2005 5:00 PM

RAT


*Rat and Mal returning from the empty jail see TRM and Howdy in peril! Rat instinctively draws his LeMat and arms the shot gun(which(as you will see) can clear the room of two dozen people standing in close proximity to one another)! Rat kicks in the saloon doors, which then swing back at him, knocking Rat back out into the street!*

Huh? What's the matter about me?

-Ratboy

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Thursday, May 5, 2005 5:50 PM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1


um... uh... can i buy ya'll a cup of milk? Possibly some pudding?


*bottle crashes 3 inches left of ear*

guess not then....






~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Friday, May 6, 2005 7:21 PM

THEREALME


* TheRealMe turns to Rat and HowdyRockerBaby. *

Well, at least we have confirmed that neither Neroli nor Gunhand are in the town jail.

* The Deputy lets loose a semi-sentient “Har, har, har,” as he shuts the cell door behind the three companions and locks it. He takes the large iron key, on a large iron key ring, of course, and heads back to the front office, still chuckling. *

Oh, well.

* Disguise now pointless, TheRealMe replaces the black hat with his white one, pulls a tin star out of his pocket, breathes on it, polishes it on his shirt, and affixes it to his vest. He sits on the cold stone floor, pulls his guitar from… somewhere… and begins singing: *

TheRealMe’s a good guy, with a white hat of course,
He sings, plays guitar; he rides a white horse.
Won’t sing ‘bout the whole clubhouse; too many, he’ll say.
But he’s done with the folks on the posse TODAY!

And what of the posse? We rode, sang, and ate.
With no sign of Neroli or Gunhand to date.
Do we keep searching? Take them to Mal?
Or do we do something ELSE for our half-birthday gal?


* TheRealMe remains still and quiet for a moment, then smiles. *

Ah, I thought so. The Deputy is snoring, fast asleep. Let’s get out of here and back to the camp.

*TheRealMe stands and touches the cell wall. A spot of light appears, and expands into a ring of fire surrounding a dark void, as wide as a tall person. TheRealMe steps into this hole in reality, and beckons his cellmates to follow. *



TheRealMe, Sheriff of Serenity County

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Saturday, May 7, 2005 5:44 AM

ELWOODMOM


*El is leaning against the jail wall, patiently waiting for the kiddos to find their way through the wall. Toe tapping, she wonders what to do next. Montanagirl is with her, silent in equal bewilderment*

There you all are! Well, after finding an empty jail, buying a round of milk when we are almost out of money, and Rat knocking himself into the street, I ask...DID ANYONE FIND ANY INFORMATION ABOUT NEROLI AND GUNHAND??

TRM's song may be right...we may have to celebrate Mal's birthday without them. Or maybe we can make up scarecrows to look like them.

*sigh* I best go talk to the mayor, see if he knows anything. How much ammo/rubberbands do we have left? Anyone get hit by one??

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Sunday, May 8, 2005 5:17 AM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1


Is he snoring because he has no taste in music and thought that was borin' or are you magic?

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Early: I only hurt people because they keep getting in the way of me finding you. Tell her.
Simon: What am I? Your advocate?
Early: You are starting now.
Simon: He's really very...gentle...and fuzzy. We're becoming fast friends.
Early: You folks are all insane.
Simon: Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

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Sunday, May 8, 2005 5:26 AM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1


It's a good thing we got out of there fast... I get bored quickly

All I could figure is that everybody knew Neroli and Gunhand...but they sure as hell ain't talkin'

Perhaps we should check out Londinium? Perhaps they've made Gunhand the king there?

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Early: I only hurt people because they keep getting in the way of me finding you. Tell her.
Simon: What am I? Your advocate?
Early: You are starting now.
Simon: He's really very...gentle...and fuzzy. We're becoming fast friends.
Early: You folks are all insane.
Simon: Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

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Sunday, May 8, 2005 9:11 PM

MONTANAGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Or maybe we can make up scarecrows to look like them.


I can help make a dummy. At the place where I lived in college we had a dummy that sat on the couch on our front porch. His name was Homer and we were all very fond of him. *Sigh* I miss Homer. He was such a good listener.

If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot. - D'Argo

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Tuesday, May 10, 2005 6:14 AM

ELWOODMOM


Quote:

Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:
It's a good thing we got out of there fast... I get bored quickly

All I could figure is that everybody knew Neroli and Gunhand...but they sure as hell ain't talkin'

Perhaps we should check out Londinium? Perhaps they've made Gunhand the king there?

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Early: I only hurt people because they keep getting in the way of me finding you. Tell her.
Simon: What am I? Your advocate?
Early: You are starting now.
Simon: He's really very...gentle...and fuzzy. We're becoming fast friends.
Early: You folks are all insane.
Simon: Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.



Great idea. Pick a partner to go with you, and check out Londinium. Come back to the water tower as soon as you can. King Gunhand...has a ring to it! Maybe Neroli is with him, as his minion.

I wonder why the townsfolk ain't talkin?

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Tuesday, May 10, 2005 6:16 AM

ELWOODMOM


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Originally posted by montanagirl:
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Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Or maybe we can make up scarecrows to look like them.


I can help make a dummy. At the place where I lived in college we had a dummy that sat on the couch on our front porch. His name was Homer and we were all very fond of him. *Sigh* I miss Homer. He was such a good listener.

If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot. - D'Argo



Awwww, where's Homer now? Couldn't you keep him?

I guess we best start making Gunhand and Neroli dummies. Malicious's party is in 10 days, and still no sight of em.

Cassandre, where's the gorram DNA results?

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Tuesday, May 10, 2005 6:19 AM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1


Hey Malicious, You want to head over to Londinium with me? I've got a theory that they've made Gunhand king, and given him a shiny hat.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Early: I only hurt people because they keep getting in the way of me finding you. Tell her.
Simon: What am I? Your advocate?
Early: You are starting now.
Simon: He's really very...gentle...and fuzzy. We're becoming fast friends.
Early: You folks are all insane.
Simon: Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

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Tuesday, May 10, 2005 9:10 AM

MALICIOUS


You head on over to Londinium without me Howdy. I have a feeling Gunhand's shiny hat slid off a loooong time ago!

Mal-licious

"Let's go be bad guys."

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Thursday, May 12, 2005 8:00 PM

JEBBYPAL


That or we can turn vigilante and take 'em by force. Seems to always work better than all that talking;)

The Strawberries: 2004 Blue Sun Fanfic Awards
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Sunday, May 15, 2005 8:13 AM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1


Well, I just got back in from Londinium Mom, and when i asked about Gunhand, I was surprised to find that they seemed to know where he was, surprised that is, until they brought me some random gun and just held out their hands.

them some crazy folk.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Early: I only hurt people because they keep getting in the way of me finding you. Tell her.
Simon: What am I? Your advocate?
Early: You are starting now.
Simon: He's really very...gentle...and fuzzy. We're becoming fast friends.
Early: You folks are all insane.
Simon: Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

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Sunday, May 15, 2005 4:34 PM

ELWOODMOM


Quote:

Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:
Well, I just got back in from Londinium Mom, and when i asked about Gunhand, I was surprised to find that they seemed to know where he was, surprised that is, until they brought me some random gun and just held out their hands.

them some crazy folk.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Early: I only hurt people because they keep getting in the way of me finding you. Tell her.
Simon: What am I? Your advocate?
Early: You are starting now.
Simon: He's really very...gentle...and fuzzy. We're becoming fast friends.
Early: You folks are all insane.
Simon: Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.



*L* Well, thanks for trying. Not the smartest town in the west, eh??

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Sunday, May 15, 2005 4:35 PM

ELWOODMOM


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Originally posted by jebbypal:
That or we can turn vigilante and take 'em by force. Seems to always work better than all that talking;)

The Strawberries: 2004 Blue Sun Fanfic Awards
http://mysite.verizon.net/vzenvl6n/



Kinda like we tried to talk the talk, now we gotta walk the walk??

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Sunday, May 15, 2005 4:37 PM

ELWOODMOM


Well, the Mayor don't know diddly. Then again, what Government official does??


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Sunday, May 15, 2005 5:31 PM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1


Remember, a Government is a body of people, people generally ungoverned. It's probably why we're having such a hard damn time findin' folk.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Early: I only hurt people because they keep getting in the way of me finding you. Tell her.
Simon: What am I? Your advocate?
Early: You are starting now.
Simon: He's really very...gentle...and fuzzy. We're becoming fast friends.
Early: You folks are all insane.
Simon: Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

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Wednesday, May 18, 2005 7:13 AM

ELWOODMOM


Well, Malicious's half-birthday is tomorrow. It's with great sadness that we must turn back without Gunhand and Neroli. If we ride through the night, we'll make it in time for the party. Sorry, Malicious, we did the best we could.

PARTY!

As for Gunhand and Neroli...they're out of my will. My clapboard house will go to the rest of you youngin's who helped me in the dangerous Midwest!

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