TALK STORY

Neroli and Gunhand

POSTED BY: ELWOODMOM
UPDATED: Monday, July 18, 2005 15:09
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Sunday, April 24, 2005 11:59 AM

ELWOODMOM


Uh oh. *El starts to feel guilty* I never meant to make you cry...here *helps Rat stand up*, let's gang up on someone else, okay? Who do you want to torment? How's about Gunhand, when he appears?

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Sunday, April 24, 2005 1:15 PM

THEREALME


* The Real Me starts to head in the correct direction, with Mom's help. *

Well, 'bout that there song, ma'am...

I'll do my best. May take some thinkin'.

*Mom helpfully stuffs the harmonica into The Real Me's mouth.*


The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

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Sunday, April 24, 2005 3:05 PM

ELWOODMOM


You can't rush art, so take your time, darlin!

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Monday, April 25, 2005 1:28 PM

THEREALME


* Around the campfire one night, after eating copious quantities of beans, The Real Me pulls out his guitar and starts strumming some chords. *

Welp, I been thinkin’ ‘bout this here song what Elwoodmom wanted. Here’s just a little somethin’ what I come up with:

* The Real Me starts singing… THE BALLAD OF NEROLI AND GUNHAND *

Neroli and Gunhand, oh where could you be?
We’ve searched from the mountains way down to the sea!
Mom led the posse; her plan was the best,
To make you Mal-licious’s partying guests!

Oh, Gunhand, long absent, the Minion Supreme,
To care for the ladies was your greatest dream,
But that sauna, we hope that it’s sturdily built,
When you dance on its roof wearing only a kilt!

Old Broad Monkey, Neroli, we just want to say,
We wish you’d be with us on that special day.
The clubhouse is silent without your warm cheer,
(Though I guess WE'VE been gone for most of a year.)


* The Real Me strums his guitar a bit more, then stops. *

Uh, sorry, Mom, that’s about as far as I got.


The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County

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Monday, April 25, 2005 1:38 PM

MALICIOUS


TRM that was BEAUTIFUL!! It certainly brought a tear to mine eye...

ETA: I think you should have a refrain for each of the clubhousers!

Mal-licious

I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

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Tuesday, April 26, 2005 6:51 AM

BARNEYT


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* Around the campfire one night, after eating copious quantities of beans, The Real Me pulls out his guitar and starts strumming some chords. *

Welp, I been thinkin’ ‘bout this here song what Elwoodmom wanted. Here’s just a little somethin’ what I come up with:

* The Real Me starts singing… THE BALLAD OF NEROLI AND GUNHAND *

Neroli and Gunhand, oh where could you be?
We’ve searched from the mountains way down to the sea!
Mom led the posse; her plan was the best,
To make you Mal-licious’s partying guests!

Oh, Gunhand, long absent, the Minion Supreme,
To care for the ladies was your greatest dream,
But that sauna, we hope that it’s sturdily built,
When you dance on its roof wearing only a kilt!

Old Broad Monkey, Neroli, we just want to say,
We wish you’d be with us on that special day.
The clubhouse is silent without your warm cheer,
(Though I guess WE'VE been gone for most of a year.)


* The Real Me strums his guitar a bit more, then stops. *

Uh, sorry, Mom, that’s about as far as I got.


The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County



I'm impressed! If having songs written about them doesn't convince them to come back, I don't know what will!


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"I think the right place to start is to say, fair is fair. This is who we are. These are our numbers." Mr Willis of Ohio - The West Wing

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Wednesday, April 27, 2005 10:37 AM

CAGEYBEE


Mom, can I still submit an application to be posse member #11?

Though I'm lacking in credentials as of late, I still have a certain theme song in my blood and find myself humming it under my breath sometimes.

So, whaddya say, Mom? Please?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 5:49 AM

ELWOODMOM


Sorry? Why are you sorry? That was beautiful, just beautiful! *sniff* You're a poet, and didn't know it!

Let's all sing along!

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 5:52 AM

ELWOODMOM


Quote:

Originally posted by cageybee:
Mom, can I still submit an application to be posse member #11?

Though I'm lacking in credentials as of late, I still have a certain theme song in my blood and find myself humming it under my breath sometimes.

So, whaddya say, Mom? Please?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."



Absolutely! No application needed in this group! Some of us may be lacking in character, but we all have excellent credentials...we're on this board, right?? Well, I guess that says something about our character, too!

Let's hear your theme song...is it the one we all know??

Be warned, TheRealMe ate alot of beans, sit downwind, if possible!

Welcome!

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 5:56 AM

ELWOODMOM


Malicious, your birthday is fast approaching, and WHERE ARE THEY?? We'll get them for you, you're going to have one fine shindig!

Everyone, spread out! We'll go in groups of 2...Meet back at the camp at sundown to hear more of TRM's song and to eat more beans. Who's in my group?

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 9:30 AM

MALICIOUS


Quote:

Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Malicious, your birthday is fast approaching, and WHERE ARE THEY?? We'll get them for you, you're going to have one fine shindig!



Mom, it's okay if my older sister and my former creepy internet boyfriend don't show up! I'm ok with that, really!

Mal-licious

"Let's go be bad guys."

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 9:36 AM

CASSANDRAE


HEE! That was some real fancy singin' Brava!

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MAL: "I'll never understand rich folk. All that money, this is what they do with it."
INARA:"It's art."
Mal: "It's puppets."
Inara: "It's puppet art."--Heart of Gold, Transcript

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 1:19 PM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1


I seem to remember mention of Gunhand going on tour as a man in a box... did that tour fall through? Possibly he was kidnapped while in his box? Anybody seen any boxes that seem to be moving around on their own accord as of late?

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 3:16 PM

CAGEYBEE


I believe I was to receive that box approximately 11 months ago. Never came.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 4:07 PM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1


Quote:

Originally posted by cageybee:
I believe I was to receive that box approximately 11 months ago. Never came.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."




Perhaps he didn't place enough stamps on the box?

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 4:25 PM

ELWOODMOM


Quote:

Originally posted by Malicious:
Quote:

Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Malicious, your birthday is fast approaching, and WHERE ARE THEY?? We'll get them for you, you're going to have one fine shindig!



Mom, it's okay if my older sister and my former creepy internet boyfriend don't show up! I'm ok with that, really!

Mal-licious

"Let's go be bad guys."



You may be okay with that, but I...*toe tapping*...expect better from them!

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 4:27 PM

ELWOODMOM


Quote:

Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:
Quote:

Originally posted by cageybee:
I believe I was to receive that box approximately 11 months ago. Never came.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."




Perhaps he didn't place enough stamps on the box?

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.



DID ANYBODY PUT AIRHOLES ON THE BOX??? I specifically said to put airholes on the box before he gets shipped out!

Well, the mystery of Gunhand may be solved!

On to Neroli. Did she go on tour, too?

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 4:29 PM

ELWOODMOM


Anyone hear about the finger-in-the-Wendy's-chili story? (happened in my home town, which is just lovely!) Maybe that's what happened to Neroli...just sayin! I'm all out of ideas, that's the best I've got!

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 4:45 PM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1


Quote:

Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Anyone hear about the finger-in-the-Wendy's-chili story? (happened in my home town, which is just lovely!) Maybe that's what happened to Neroli...just sayin! I'm all out of ideas, that's the best I've got!




They proved that the woman snuck in the finger into the chili, so Neroli didn't go the way of Doublemeat Palace...but they never found the owner of the finger, so the mystery of the missing Neroli continues.

p.s. whatever you do... don't get a frosty at Wendy's

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 5:18 PM

ELWOODMOM


Mayhap it IS Neroli's finger, and she's recovering in a hospital somewhere. I bet she lost it when she was drilling holes in Gunhand's tour box!

See how neatly I worked this out?

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 5:20 PM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1


Quote:

Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Mayhap it IS Neroli's finger, and she's recovering in a hospital somewhere. I bet she lost it when she was drilling holes in Gunhand's tour box!

See how neatly I worked this out?




that's because you're a Mommy! They know everything!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 5:28 PM

ELWOODMOM


Yup! That's only because of the eyes in the back of our heads! My son actually believed that for awhile! Bad Mommy! He also believed that I could see through walls! *snicker*

Here's the skinny:

Neroli got all up and angry when she lost her...how to say this politely...DIGIT, that she shipped Gunhand somewhere remote, Pluto, maybe. Now she's in a fancy plastic surgeon's office in Beverly Hills, contemplating which celebrities' finger she wants her replacement to look like!

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 5:39 PM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1


Quote:

Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Yup! That's only because of the eyes in the back of our heads! My son actually believed that for awhile! Bad Mommy! He also believed that I could see through walls! *snicker*

Here's the skinny:

Neroli got all up and angry when she lost her...how to say this politely...DIGIT, that she shipped Gunhand somewhere remote, Pluto, maybe. Now she's in a fancy plastic surgeon's office in Beverly Hills, contemplating which celebrities' finger she wants her replacement to look like!



Makes sense, but is--none the less--slightly creepifying.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 6:47 PM

THEREALME


Quote:

Mal-licious wrote:

TRM that was BEAUTIFUL!! It certainly brought a tear to mine eye...

ETA: I think you should have a refrain for each of the clubhousers!



I was bid by the Mistress to continue my song.
So I’ll just do THAT while you sing along.



Elwoodmom started searching; this all was her plan.
A posse, to find some lost friends if we can.
I set off East, but she pulled us back West.
Because it is true: Mom always knows best.

Mal-licious the Mistress of All She Surveys
Will give us some curses or give us some praise.
Succeed? We’re rewarded, and walking so tall,
Fail? Mal-Mageddon comes down on us all!

Now, what of our Captain, the brave Ebonezer?
(She’s in high school, you know, she’s not some old geezer.)
Slinky dress and she’s happy; she’s flying so high
‘Cause she’s going to prom with that Ice Cream Guy!

Rat, you’re a problem! Oh, what shall we do?
You’re messing with stuff, not having a clue!
Explosions, or lightning, or planets fall dead
While “They Might Be Giants” play on in your head.




The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 7:43 PM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Quote:

Mal-licious wrote:

TRM that was BEAUTIFUL!! It certainly brought a tear to mine eye...

ETA: I think you should have a refrain for each of the clubhousers!



I was bid by the Mistress to continue my song.
So I’ll just do THAT while you sing along.

Elwoodmom started searching; this all was her plan.
A posse, to find some lost friends if we can.
I set off East, but she pulled us back West.
Because it is true: Mom always knows best.

Mal-licious the Mistress of All She Surveys
Will give us some curses or give us some praise.
Succeed? We’re rewarded, and walking so tall,
Fail? Mal-Mageddon comes down on us all!

Now, what of our Captain, the brave Ebonezer?
(She’s in high school, you know, she’s not some old geezer.)
Slinky dress and she’s happy; she’s flying so high
‘Cause she’s going to prom with that Ice Cream Guy!

Rat, you’re a problem! Oh, what shall we do?
You’re messing with stuff, not having a clue!
Explosions, or lightning, or planets fall dead
While “They Might Be Giants” play on in your head.




The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County



that is awesome.
and even if it was terrible, i'd love it, simply because you mentioned "They Might Be Giants"

Bravo!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 8:26 PM

THEREALME


Quote:

Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:

that is awesome.
and even if it was terrible, i'd love it, simply because you mentioned "They Might Be Giants"

Bravo!



Thanks for your kind words, Howdy...

But THINK about it.

What if they're NOT giants? Why, you just don't know! I keep telling Rat: They are SO indecisive!


The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County

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Friday, April 29, 2005 4:47 AM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Quote:

Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:

that is awesome.
and even if it was terrible, i'd love it, simply because you mentioned "They Might Be Giants"

Bravo!



Thanks for your kind words, Howdy...

But THINK about it.

What if they're NOT giants? Why, you just don't know! I keep telling Rat: They are SO indecisive!


The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County



They are pretty vague aren't they? :

They might be giants (boy)
They might be giants
They might be rain
They might be heat
They might be frying up a stalk of wheat

They might be giants (boy)
They might be giants
They might be brain
They might be washed
They might be Dr. Spock's back-up band

Oh why oh why can't they be as specific as in Dr. Worm!? :
My name is Dr. Worm.
Good morning. How are you? I'm Dr. Worm.
I'm interested in things.
I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm.


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Friday, April 29, 2005 5:00 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Wonderful song, TheRealMe!


Let's see only *twg hlds up hand to count fingers...* about 50 more verses to go.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Friday, April 29, 2005 2:53 PM

ELWOODMOM


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Quote:

Mal-licious wrote:

TRM that was BEAUTIFUL!! It certainly brought a tear to mine eye...

ETA: I think you should have a refrain for each of the clubhousers!



I was bid by the Mistress to continue my song.
So I’ll just do THAT while you sing along.



Elwoodmom started searching; this all was her plan.
A posse, to find some lost friends if we can.
I set off East, but she pulled us back West.
Because it is true: Mom always knows best.

Mal-licious the Mistress of All She Surveys
Will give us some curses or give us some praise.
Succeed? We’re rewarded, and walking so tall,
Fail? Mal-Mageddon comes down on us all!

Now, what of our Captain, the brave Ebonezer?
(She’s in high school, you know, she’s not some old geezer.)
Slinky dress and she’s happy; she’s flying so high
‘Cause she’s going to prom with that Ice Cream Guy!

Rat, you’re a problem! Oh, what shall we do?
You’re messing with stuff, not having a clue!
Explosions, or lightning, or planets fall dead
While “They Might Be Giants” play on in your head.




The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County



That was awesome! How long did it take you to think this up? You are now our official singer/composer and guitar/harmonica player!

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Friday, April 29, 2005 2:58 PM

ELWOODMOM


Okay, everyone. Now that we're back at camp, everyone give a full report. See anything suspicious, like an open box? I myself found a long hair out in the desert...it could be Neroli's, or it could be from Gunhand, wearing a retro-60's hairstyle...

I'm thinkin of having some DNA tests done up in Deadwood. Whatcha all think?

Who's baking the beans tonight? TRM, start warming up that guitar! Where's the moonshine? Who's in charge of the gorram moonshine!

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Friday, April 29, 2005 3:08 PM

ELWOODMOM


Rat and HowdyRockerBaby, could you please go fetch ThatWeirdGirl? I think she's in the Whisky Creek Saloon over at Tombstone...

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Friday, April 29, 2005 5:15 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:
They are pretty vague aren't they? :

They might be giants (boy)
They might be giants
They might be rain
They might be heat
They might be frying up a stalk of wheat

They might be giants (boy)
They might be giants
They might be brain
They might be washed
They might be Dr. Spock's back-up band

Oh why oh why can't they be as specific as in Dr. Worm!? :
My name is Dr. Worm.
Good morning. How are you? I'm Dr. Worm.
I'm interested in things.
I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm.



Maybe They think one thing, but another is true! Hence the confusion!

She thinks she's Edith Head
But you might know she's not
The accent in her speech
She didn't have growing up
She thinks she's Edith Head
Or Helen Gurley Brown
Or some other cultural figure
We don't know a lot about



So, we'er off to find TWG? I wonder if the Whisky Creek Saloon serves RootBeer?

-Ratboy

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Friday, April 29, 2005 5:23 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Rat and HowdyRockerBaby, could you please go fetch ThatWeirdGirl? I think she's in the Whisky Creek Saloon over at Tombstone...





*twg stumbles out of the swinging door thingys with a half empty bottle of whisky*

Night! S'hows evrybidy? Lurve the songy YOU! And mum? what's in de boxy? *twg points at the broken crate behind Aluminum*

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Friday, April 29, 2005 5:33 PM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1


Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:

So, we'er off to find TWG? I wonder if the Whisky Creek Saloon serves RootBeer?

-Ratboy



You might get tied to the tracks if you call it Root Beet... i think the correct term is Sassifrass.

Anywho...you strap up Fatty Lumpkin, and I'll take Bill and we'll head off to the Saloon.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Friday, April 29, 2005 5:55 PM

RAT


*Takes a tug on his Sarsaparilla and then loads his LeMat.* Howdy, which way to Tombstone??

-Ratboy

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Friday, April 29, 2005 6:05 PM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1


Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
*Takes a tug on his Sarsaparilla and then loads his LeMat.* Howdy, which way to Tombstone??

-Ratboy



ahh! Sarsaparilla! I knew it was something like that. *headdesk*

I think it's left at that cactus over there, and then right at that big ole' rock.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Friday, April 29, 2005 7:01 PM

CASSANDRAE


Could be Neroli's....

She has disappeared again. :le sigh:

I could take a sip of that moonshine right just about now.

~~~~~~~~~~~
Firefly Fanart: http://refined-grace.geministar.org
~~~~~~~~~~~
MAL: "I'll never understand rich folk. All that money, this is what they do with it."
INARA:"It's art."
Mal: "It's puppets."
Inara: "It's puppet art."--Heart of Gold, Transcript

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Friday, April 29, 2005 8:44 PM

THEREALME


* The Real Me strums his guitar a few times. *

Thanks ever'body. Aw, shucks, ma'am. Just a little bit of nonsense what I done dreamed up. Ain't no big thing.

* The Real Me clears his throat. *



HowdyRockerBaby, your name is too long,
To properly rhyme, and stick in this song.
But we’re happy, regardless, that you have come back,
For you’ve been gone a long time, and we’ve felt the lack.


ThatWeirdGirl, free spirit, you sure are all right!
Happy and playful, a real nice web site…
Bring your camera to Raleigh, because I foresee
A shot of the crew of Sereni-Tree.



The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County

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Saturday, April 30, 2005 2:12 PM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:


HowdyRockerBaby, your name is too long,
To properly rhyme, and stick in this song.
But we’re happy, regardless, that you have come back,
For you’ve been gone a long time, and we’ve felt the lack.



The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County



aww! i'm honored! That is awesome, and if it means you'll write more lyrics about me, you can just call me 'Howdy'

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Saturday, April 30, 2005 6:08 PM

MALICIOUS


Will we ever see the entire song in one post? That would be cool.

Mal-licious

"Let's go be bad guys."

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Saturday, April 30, 2005 8:05 PM

THEREALME


Will I ever finish it, you mean...

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

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Saturday, April 30, 2005 8:13 PM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1


Is Badgershat MIA too... or did they ride off into the sunset sometime while I was away?

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Sunday, May 1, 2005 4:47 PM

ELWOODMOM


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Quote:

Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Rat and HowdyRockerBaby, could you please go fetch ThatWeirdGirl? I think she's in the Whisky Creek Saloon over at Tombstone...





*twg stumbles out of the swinging door thingys with a half empty bottle of whisky*

Night! S'hows evrybidy? Lurve the songy YOU! And mum? what's in de boxy? *twg points at the broken crate behind Aluminum*

www.thatweirdgirl.com
---
Can we not revel in our cyber-love?



*Rides up on Bulls Eye and comes to a halt in front of TWG's stumbling figure. Hops down and gently takes her arm*

This way, dear. Now why did you have to go get yourself all drunk? Where's your horse? Never mind that. You can ride with me.

*grumbles* At this rate we'll NEVER find Neroli and Gunhand!

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Sunday, May 1, 2005 4:52 PM

ELWOODMOM


*Rides back to camp, TWG hanging limply over the back of saddle. Faint tunes from TRM's guitar can be heard.*

Rat and Howdy! When I asked you to find TWG at Tombstone, I meant for you to bring her back with you! That's it! No more rootbeer for the both of you!



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Sunday, May 1, 2005 4:55 PM

ELWOODMOM


Quote:

Originally posted by Cassandrae:
Could be Neroli's....

She has disappeared again. :le sigh:

I could take a sip of that moonshine right just about now.

~~~~~~~~~~~
Firefly Fanart: http://refined-grace.geministar.org
~~~~~~~~~~~
MAL: "I'll never understand rich folk. All that money, this is what they do with it."
INARA:"It's art."
Mal: "It's puppets."
Inara: "It's puppet art."--Heart of Gold, Transcript



After you have your moonshine, could you take this strand of hair over to Deadwood for some DNA testing? My hands are full right now with a drunk and 2 rootbeer OD's.

Thanks muchly!

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Sunday, May 1, 2005 4:57 PM

ELWOODMOM


Malicious, would you like to join our posse? It's a little tacky for you to help us find some of your birthday guests, but since you're the resourseful type and all...

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Sunday, May 1, 2005 5:39 PM

THEREALME


* The Real Me puts down his guitar. *

Mom, I been singin' but not lookin'. What do you want me to do?


The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County

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Sunday, May 1, 2005 5:46 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:
I think it's left at that cactus over there, and then right at that big ole' rock.



Right, I'll let you lead.

-Ratboy

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Sunday, May 1, 2005 6:51 PM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1


It appears we've gotten ourselves in trouble before we've even started. damn rootbeer

Quote:

*Rides back to camp, TWG hanging limply over the back of saddle. Faint tunes from TRM's guitar can be heard.*

Rat and Howdy! When I asked you to find TWG at Tombstone, I meant for you to bring her back with you! That's it! No more rootbeer for the both of you!



~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Sunday, May 1, 2005 7:02 PM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1


Quote:

Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
*Rides back to camp, TWG hanging limply over the back of saddle. Faint tunes from TRM's guitar can be heard.*

Rat and Howdy! When I asked you to find TWG at Tombstone, I meant for you to bring her back with you! That's it! No more rootbeer for the both of you!




*grabs a strong cup of coffee* I'm Sorry Mom... i'm ready now... what's the next mission? I won't let you down this time.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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