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The I am NOT a guy club!

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Monday, May 31, 2004 4:27 PM

GUNHAND


If there's gonna be ogling going on I'm getting out of this kilt then!

Wait, I mean...aww hell.



~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

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Monday, May 31, 2004 4:33 PM

BLACKSHAMROCK5


Too late. Can't get out of it now.

Shamrock

He's a reverse vampire. They...uh... they crave the sun.

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Monday, May 31, 2004 4:43 PM

GUNHAND


To paraphrashe that great phillosophiser of our age, and yes I mean Bruce Campbell:

"In...Out..." shrug,"I'm the guy with the kilt."



~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

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Monday, May 31, 2004 5:31 PM

BLACKSHAMROCK5


So......is it coming off or not? Whatever your comfortable with....

Shamrock

I'm so proud I could poo.

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Monday, May 31, 2004 5:36 PM

GUNHAND


I'm fine either way, so whatever the Not a Guy Club comes up with I'm good with.

Besides 1/2 hour to go and I can officially start getting crazy.



~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

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Monday, May 31, 2004 7:13 PM

CAGEYBEE


Quote:

I changed my mind, gunhand can be my creepy interent boyfriend now.

come on now! girls, we can't be getting petty with the hired help....er, volunteers. and gunhand, if that kilt does indeed come off, can i borrow it? i need to wash it before tomorrow...it has special plans.

mom, i got the leg-wrap pole twirl down, what now?



me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Monday, May 31, 2004 8:55 PM

ELWOODMOM


Well, twirl around the pole with your leg still wrapped. When you stop, look over your shoulder at the audience seductively. Then, if you're limber, ARCH back! Guaranteed to get some tips! Ouch, there went my back! Too old for this , I guess! Take it from there, Cageybee!

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Monday, May 31, 2004 8:56 PM

ELWOODMOM


Quote:

Originally posted by Gunhand:
I'm fine either way, so whatever the Not a Guy Club comes up with I'm good with.

Besides 1/2 hour to go and I can officially start getting crazy.



~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"



You're getting paddled in about 15 minutes, so does it really matter what you do with the kilt???

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Tuesday, June 1, 2004 1:23 PM

JAKE7


Quote:

Originally posted by Gunhand:
I know how to make 'em, how to spell 'em? Not so much. Oh well the making and the drinking are the important bits to my mind.

Margarita doesn't sound bad either now that you mention it, and yeah I know how to make them too.

Unfortunately I'm not allowed off the roof or Mal-icious and Mom will kick my kilted posterior.

Work, work, work.




Hmm. I was really looking forward to that drink!

We need a bartender around here, girls!

If Gunhand isn't allowed off the roof, should we recruit someone else for Bartending duty?

--------------
MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Tuesday, June 1, 2004 1:47 PM

MALICIOUS


Jake,

I vote we get us some cabana boys. They can fetch our drinks AND apply the sunscreen!

Mal-licious

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Tuesday, June 1, 2004 2:14 PM

JAKE7


Quote:

Originally posted by Malicious:
Jake,

I vote we get us some cabana boys. They can fetch our drinks AND apply the sunscreen!

Mal-licious



Ooh! I like how you think!!!

Sorry, Gunhand, we just have you overtaxed.

Now, about that kilt....

--------------
MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Wednesday, June 2, 2004 6:13 AM

BLEYDDYN


Quote:

Originally posted by fred1988:

I'll mess with plumbing, but not with electricity. That stuff can kill you.



Same here, re. electricity.

I have a knife that has a hole burned through the blade because I cut through a wire I was sure was dead. Oddly enough I didn't even feel so much as a tickle.

--Bleyddyn

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Thursday, June 3, 2004 2:33 PM

MALICIOUS


(Mal-Licious arrives. Looks around, muttering) Well, I see no work has been done on the clubhouse sauna addition today. Am I gonna have to go postal on someone's ass? Because I can do that you know. My dad AND two of my uncles were mailmen. It's in my blood....Damn, where'd those cabana boys run off to? I don't hear the blender....I bet they're watching our TV! That darn Gunhand better get started on the security system soon....(grumble, mutter. Stomps off to find both a hammer and the blender to just do it her own damn self).

Mal-licious

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Thursday, June 3, 2004 5:42 PM

CAGEYBEE


oh oh, i know this one.....press the red button to make the blender work!

the things you learn in school.....

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Thursday, June 3, 2004 8:25 PM

LOFWYRR


Hi all...I'm a bartender and cook at an Italian resturant, and a part time masseuse. I heard you were looking for cabana boys, and thought I might fit the bill. No kilt for me, since my Irish clan colors make me look sick (bright yellow, almost flourescent orange and lime green). Cause, with the mixed Irish and Black heritage, the dark tan and the bright red hair...tough to make fashion choices.

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for you are flammable and conduct electricity.

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Friday, June 11, 2004 5:53 AM

MANTICHORUS


cageybee... Can you give the telly remote back, please?

-------------------------------------------
"BADGER: You think you're better than other people.
MAL: Just the ones I'm better than."
-------------------------------------
"MAL: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous.
SIMON: Yes, I'm very proud."

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Friday, June 11, 2004 1:08 PM

MALICIOUS


Oh, sorry. It fell in the blender.

Mal-licious

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Friday, June 11, 2004 5:23 PM

ELWOODMOM


So that's why my drink was so crunchy!

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Sunday, June 13, 2004 9:48 PM

MANTICHORUS


Uh... damn.
'Course, I'm too much of a gent to ask that you ladies stump up the cash for a new one, so I'll just be off.

-------------------------------------------
"BADGER: You think you're better than other people.
MAL: Just the ones I'm better than."
-------------------------------------
"MAL: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous.
SIMON: Yes, I'm very proud."

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Monday, June 14, 2004 8:39 AM

MALICIOUS


I suppose it is too much to ask you to GET UP OFF THE SOFA and change the channel manually, isn't it? I mean, that's what I had to do when I was growing up, back in olden times...

Mal-licious

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Tuesday, June 15, 2004 2:41 AM

MANTICHORUS


... Whoever designed my telly didn't put the channel controls on the damned set, you have to use the remote.
What a back-birth they were...


-------------------------------------------
"BADGER: You think you're better than other people.
MAL: Just the ones I'm better than." -Shindig.
-------------------------------------
"MAL: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous.
SIMON: Yes, I'm very proud." -Safe.

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Tuesday, June 15, 2004 8:49 AM

MALICIOUS


I think we need to get KGB to purchase you a Universal remote. Guys like those, right? They change the TV channel, they work the VCR and DVD players and they also open beer bottles I hear. They can probably order you up some delivery pizza too...

Mal-licious

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Tuesday, June 15, 2004 1:41 PM

ELWOODMOM


This conversation reminds me of a movie I just saw, The Stepford Wives!

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Thursday, March 17, 2005 12:26 PM

MALICIOUS


Le troisieme bump pour SCA.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Thursday, March 17, 2005 2:14 PM

NEEDLESEYE


Was too toasted to notice the date
*Taking margarita's elsewhere* :(

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Thursday, March 17, 2005 2:15 PM

ODDNESS2HER


I protest all this sexual segregation! Are we not all equal in the eyes of the Internet?

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Thursday, March 17, 2005 3:23 PM

MALICIOUS


This thread was from a time long, long ago. When we were younger and less forgiving of the opposite sex-i. We have grown and now live happily as one tribe in the Sereni-TREE. These thread were the seedlings, if you will, of the TREE.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Thursday, March 17, 2005 4:21 PM

ELWOODMOM


Psst...happy almost anniversary!

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Thursday, March 17, 2005 4:55 PM

THEREALME


Hello.

I have an announcement to make. I will cross-post this on all three original clubhouse threads. Mal-licious has said something about this, but I wrote this before she posted. Anyway:

These are old threads!

Ancient, even.

These three threads: the “I am NOT a Guy Club”, the “I AM a Guy Club”, and the “Forgotten not a Guy/Girl Clubhouse,” are the origins of the Treehouse and Sereni-TREE threads. There are currently 13 subsequent threads in direct succession from these first three, and it’s growing all the time. But the SereniTree is where we live now. The survivors, anyway.

See, the war of sexes was fought long ago. The women won, and held rule in the “Forgotten not a Guy/Girl” thread. Then we men won our freedom back and we moved on to other threads as equals. Yes, in the present, as Oddness2her believes, we are equal in the SereniTREE.

It’s kind of like Star Trek, but without the Prime Directive.

Anyway, if you wish to fight the battles of the sexes all over again, that is up to you.

Me? I’ll just get some popcorn and watch.



The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

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Thursday, March 17, 2005 5:03 PM

ELWOODMOM


Hmmm...the big question remains...is there butter on the popcorn??

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Tuesday, December 31, 2013 3:32 PM

MAL4PREZ


Look at this old jewel of a thread. I believe the hidey-hole threads must have come out of all this too, hmm?


The "Rap" is here only to troll. See http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.aspx?bid=18&tid=57146
*------------------------------------------------------------------------------*
MAL4PREZ: Clearly [The Rap]'s doing nothing but trolling now.
STORYMARK: And not even cleverly.
RAPPY: [My trolling] did its job, did it not? Easiest marks in the 'verse.
*---

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Wednesday, January 1, 2014 5:03 PM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.


Hi, MAL4PREZ! Wow. Just looking at these names makes me sentimental! :'-)

"Whatever is wrong with you is so right for me." -- Marillion.

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Wednesday, January 1, 2014 6:19 PM

MAL4PREZ


Quote:

Originally posted by Karel:
Hi, MAL4PREZ! Wow. Just looking at these names makes me sentimental! :'-)

"Whatever is wrong with you is so right for me." -- Marillion.



I don't go back long enough. Don't know most of these. I do recognize the stuff that came out of it tho. I think the hides hike threads were the first long discussions I got into here. So sad most of those posters are gone!

I do find this thread funny because most everyone assumes that everyone online is a guy. I had that happen yet today in game I play. *sigh*


*-------------------------------------------------------------*
MAL4PREZ: Clearly [The Rap]'s doing nothing but trolling now.
STORYMARK: And not even cleverly.
RAPPY: [My trolling] did its job, did it not? Easiest marks in the 'verse.
http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.aspx?bid=18&tid=57146
*-------------------------------------------------------------*

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Thursday, January 23, 2014 1:58 AM

OONJERAH



Quote Mal4Prez, "most everyone assumes that everyone online is a guy"

The forum where I hang now has only 1 topic & it's not RWeD. My avatar
is a wild flower -- guess they can't tell. I think most gals who post
there keep reminding them with a) pretty woman avatar, & b) frequent
references to "my husband."

Still, most posters respond to what I say instead of to who they think I am.

If anyone knows of a forum that's more mature = threads stay on topic &
don't always degenerate into a repetitious argument - that'd be different.


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Thursday, January 23, 2014 12:59 PM

BYTEMITE


Quote:

If anyone knows of a forum that's more mature = threads stay on topic &
don't always degenerate into a repetitious argument - that'd be different.



...I think my brain just short circuited itself trying to imagine anywhere on the internet that would meet those requirements.

Blog posts with the comments disabled maybe, or a forum populated entirely by sockpuppets belonging to one person.

The later one, for the record, is exhausting and I don't do that anymore. As much. Still.

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Thursday, January 23, 2014 1:01 PM

BYTEMITE


Additional side note. I don't understand what this thread is or why they were discussing some manner of war between genders in the year 2004, and I'm not that interested in finding out.

I believe I have chosen ignorance, and wisdom, simultaneously.

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Thursday, January 23, 2014 2:46 PM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.


Ive been mistaken for being British and for being female. I must strive to be mistaken for being both at the same time.

"Whatever is wrong with you is so right for me." -- Marillion.

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