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Monkapotamus floor 498

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Thursday, September 18, 2008 9:30 AM

DAVESHAYNE


As it is posted so let it be done.

Previous thread http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=11&t=34600

Back to boneless banana bingo. Bowzers!

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Thursday, September 18, 2008 9:39 AM

KAREL

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Firsties!

All that is left of the original name of the hidey thread is, well, nothing! *snort*


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Thursday, September 18, 2008 9:57 AM

MSB


LOL but the monkapotamus is so happy now:)

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Thursday, September 18, 2008 10:21 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by Karel:
Firsties!

All that is left of the original name of the hidey thread is, well, nothing! *snort*



Yeah. It's evolved over time. Still it is what it is. *peek-a-boo*

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Thursday, September 18, 2008 2:47 PM

MAI


Awesome name. What does a Monka-whatsit look like?

I like the new way of the thread. It's much prettier now.


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Thursday, September 18, 2008 3:48 PM

AIKO


-wanders in and starts dancing-

The self-esteem is definately very very happy and healthy now ^_^

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Thursday, September 18, 2008 5:49 PM

JADEHAND


Weeping angel kitty, don't blink.



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Friday, September 19, 2008 11:46 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
Awesome name. What does a Monka-whatsit look like?



Not quite sure but I'll bet it talks like a pirate! Arrr thread mateys, the monkapotami are always trying to pay for their happy meals with the doubloons.

David

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Friday, September 19, 2008 2:11 PM

JADEHAND




Arrrr! Chips Ahoy!
Off to plunder some milk!


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Friday, September 19, 2008 2:48 PM

AIKO


Avast, mateys, an hoist the sail- we've got a fat merchant of on port side!

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Friday, September 19, 2008 3:09 PM

JADEHAND


Does she sell seashells by the seashore?
*loads cannons


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Friday, September 19, 2008 3:32 PM

AIKO


-stabs Jade in the back-

Damn, trying to pretend I was a pirate was harder than I'd thought...


i was just kidding, it was a pretend knife. ninjas have to practice somehow, ya know

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Friday, September 19, 2008 3:48 PM

JADEHAND


Not the first time I've been stabbed in the back
'Sides, I've had my share of ninja training too.

*rolls to edge of rooftop. Tosses a riceball on the ground and waits.



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Friday, September 19, 2008 4:03 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by Jadehand:
'Sides, I've had my share of ninja training too.



http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0121.html

David

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Friday, September 19, 2008 4:08 PM

JADEHAND


Hehe. Pirate!

Oh and d12 for splash when missing with a thrown. duh!.


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Friday, September 19, 2008 4:11 PM

AIKO


-flicks the rice ball up with a chopstick at Jade, then melts into the shadows and sneaks away to seek another pirate-

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Friday, September 19, 2008 4:19 PM

JADEHAND


Quote:

Originally posted by Aiko:
-flicks the rice ball up with a chopstick at Jade, then melts into the shadows and sneaks away to seek another pirate-



*rolls off of rooftop and attempts the leg throw....

D'oh, she's too fast.
*places riceball in pouch and grapples up to another rooftop. Has some more rum. waits....

.......See this is why you have to pick one or the other. Mixing the two together is difficult. Unless you're the drunken eyepatched ninja. Oh...
*starts writing script for a Jackie Chan flick.



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Saturday, September 20, 2008 2:54 AM

MAI


I'm going to play wedding decorator now. If I don't survive, well it was nice knowing you all.


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Saturday, September 20, 2008 4:05 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
I'm going to play wedding decorator now.



Is that anything like playing cowboys and indians?

David

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Saturday, September 20, 2008 9:51 AM

MAI


Yes, it's exactly like cowboys and indians only a lot louder, more disorganized and about 1000 times more dangerous.



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Saturday, September 20, 2008 10:00 AM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
I'm going to play wedding decorator now. If I don't survive, well it was nice knowing you all.

Good luck. *snort*


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Saturday, September 20, 2008 11:36 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
Yes, it's exactly like cowboys and indians only a lot louder, more disorganized and about 1000 times more dangerous.



Don't worry, kemosabe, I'm sure you can head them off at the pass.

David

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Saturday, September 20, 2008 2:03 PM

SERYN


bottleneck them in the entrance way and then you only have to deal with them one at a time. its what the Indians did, and Regency hostesses as i recall. though there was mostly less blood at the parties. Mostly.

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Sunday, September 21, 2008 5:07 PM

MAI


I survivded it, just barely.

Open Bar... two of the loveliest words ever invented.

There was some blood actually, my cousin sliced her hand open while trying to clean out a candle holder. It was nasty. I don't have a problem with blood, but she's very sensitive to the sight of it and she's 7 months pregnant so she nearly passed out. Of course, that was all before the party actually started.

The party itself was pretty amazing. I love how there are two types of people at a party. The dancers... who dance to everything regardless of skill and level of drunkness and The spectators, who maybe dance once or twice and then spend the rest of the night sitting at the tables making fun of the dancers.


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Sunday, September 21, 2008 9:28 PM

SERYN


Mai's alive! Celebratory drinks - permenantly open bar in Hidey Towers!

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Monday, September 22, 2008 8:21 AM

MSB


You really ought to play Wizards, Ogres, and Elves... it's like large scale rock paper scissors done whole body

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Monday, September 22, 2008 12:48 PM

SERYN


i want to see that! I think we need to find some wizards ogre and elves at D*C next year and ask them to play that for us. I think we should be quite drunk when we do it.

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Monday, September 22, 2008 3:32 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by MSB:
You really ought to play Wizards, Ogres, and Elves... it's like large scale rock paper scissors done whole body



Pfft. I've got dragon. Dragon beats everything.

David

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Monday, September 22, 2008 4:07 PM

AIKO


Except time-ninjas. They're sneaky like that :P

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008 11:10 AM

GORRAMGROUPIE


I have time-travelling ninja dragons, so there!

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008 11:26 AM

MSB


Are they time traveling ninja dragons with swords of power???

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008 11:49 AM

GORRAMGROUPIE


CRAP.

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008 11:51 AM

MSB


I think you can buy swords of power at D*C so you'll just have to come next time

OK so want to go home

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008 2:29 PM

AIKO


I'm not a time-travelling ninja, I'm a time-ninja. A slight but distinct difference, as your puny dragons could never defeat me if they never got the time to

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008 2:31 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by Aiko:
Except time-ninjas. They're sneaky like that :P



Excepting of course that the inverse law of Ninjas (The effectiveness of ninjas in battle is inversely proportional to the number of ninjas in the battle) goes doubly so for Time-Ninjas. Triply so even.

David

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008 2:53 PM

AIKO


I SAID they were sneaky like that- they'd be fighting entirely by themselves, they'd just coordinate it to happen during the same moments in the time-stream

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008 3:05 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by Aiko:
I SAID they were sneaky like that- they'd be fighting entirely by themselves, they'd just coordinate it to happen during the same moments in the time-stream



I'm pretty sure that's a violation of Bushido relativity. Quick does anybody know a samurai physicist?

David

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Wednesday, September 24, 2008 4:52 AM

JADEHAND


Ninja don't follow the Code Of Bushido "The Way of the Warrior". Bushido is about honour and chivalry. Ninja have no need of these things.

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Wednesday, September 24, 2008 9:34 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by Jadehand:
Ninja don't follow the Code Of Bushido "The Way of the Warrior". Bushido is about honour and chivalry. Ninja have no need of these things.



Pedant.

David

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Wednesday, September 24, 2008 12:39 PM

JADEHAND


no, just a dork.
Played Legend of the Five Rings for many years. Learned a little.

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Wednesday, September 24, 2008 1:59 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by Jadehand:
no, just a dork.
Played Legend of the Five Rings for many years. Learned a little.



And you took all that game learning and used it to totally sidetrack the brilliant concepts of Bushido Relativity and Samurai Physicists.

David

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Wednesday, September 24, 2008 3:32 PM

JADEHAND


yes. Yes I did

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Wednesday, September 24, 2008 4:22 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by Jadehand:
yes. Yes I did



You realize then that there is nothing left for it but to roll for initiative.

David

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Wednesday, September 24, 2008 5:32 PM

JADEHAND


http://www.mathgoodies.com/calculators/random_no_custom.html

Enter a lower limit: 1
Enter an upper limit: 20
Random Number: 17



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Thursday, September 25, 2008 2:35 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by Jadehand:
http://www.mathgoodies.com/calculators/random_no_custom.html

Enter a lower limit: 1
Enter an upper limit: 20
Random Number: 17



11 looks like you won the initiative.

David

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Thursday, September 25, 2008 8:46 AM

MAI


I don't have anything exciting or clever to add. I just hate it when I have to go digging for the thread. We should always be on top.


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Thursday, September 25, 2008 9:22 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
I don't have anything exciting or clever to add. I just hate it when I have to go digging for the thread. We should always be on top.



Top of the world. Ma! Top of the world!

David

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Thursday, September 25, 2008 10:08 AM

GORRAMGROUPIE


What this thread needs is a return of......something.



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Thursday, September 25, 2008 10:32 AM

DAVESHAYNE




Is it a caption contest?

If so - Darth Vader: Remind me again. Which one is Yumi.

David

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Thursday, September 25, 2008 11:18 AM

GORRAMGROUPIE


Sure, that makes it totally less random than what I posted it for.

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