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The Sereni-Tree, the Holidays, the New Year, and the Secrets of Zanzibar

POSTED BY: THEREALME
UPDATED: Saturday, April 12, 2008 18:46
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Friday, March 28, 2008 5:37 PM

EBONEZER


*Ebo swings into the thread, dangling naked from the chandelier*

TRM said I could do this when I came of age, back in the 'love boat' days...so I've been bidding my time...

Now, where the hell is my pool table?

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Friday, March 28, 2008 7:06 PM

MAI


*waves at Ebo

Welcome home!

Be careful up there that chandelier is a bit wobbly. So I've heard...

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Friday, March 28, 2008 7:23 PM

THEREALME


TheRealMe offers a snappy salute as he looks up. "Oh! Ahem!"

TheRealMe averts his eyes from Ebo's dangling nakedness.

"Welcome home, Commodore! Ummm... Has it been that many years already? Yes, yes, I suppose that I might have said something like that. Oh, your pool table is right were it has always been, smack in the center of the common room. Your nest underneath should be undisturbed.

"I regret to inform you, however, that your likeness, the Ebo Golem (aka Effigy of Ebo) has had the crap beaten out of it during fighting over Boros. It sort of got an arm blown off and it now walks with a pronounced limp. I did superglue back on all the pieces that I could find."


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Friday, March 28, 2008 7:31 PM

THEREALME


Oh, and happy birthday!

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Saturday, March 29, 2008 5:34 PM

EBONEZER


Quote:

TheRealMe offers a snappy salute as he looks up. "Oh! Ahem!"

TheRealMe averts his eyes from Ebo's dangling nakedness.

"Welcome home, Commodore! Ummm... Has it been that many years already? Yes, yes, I suppose that I might have said something like that. Oh, your pool table is right were it has always been, smack in the center of the common room. Your nest underneath should be undisturbed.



*Ebo dives under the table and rummages around until she finds her three pointed hat and sword, puts those on, and steps out from 'neath the table.*

Oh, guess a hat and belt don't really count as clothing, does it.

Oh well.

Quote:


"I regret to inform you, however, that your likeness, the Ebo Golem (aka Effigy of Ebo) has had the crap beaten out of it during fighting over Boros. It sort of got an arm blown off and it now walks with a pronounced limp. I did superglue back on all the pieces that I could find."




No worries, TRM, that thing always kind of freaked me out anyway. Its disconcerting seeing an exact copy of you with a magic marker penis drawn on its, um, well you know. Where the penis goes. That area.


Quote:

Oh, and happy birthday!


Thanks!

So, I just thought I'd stop by and see how my little corner of the internet was going. So far, so good, it seems. Wacky and strange as ever.

Whats new?

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Saturday, March 29, 2008 6:30 PM

THEREALME


"Pretty much we are up to the same nonsense, Commodore. And as far as that magic-marker prank on the Ebo Golem goes... well, I am happy to say that PsychicRiver has returned from a long absence as well!"

TheRealMe studies Ebo's not-quite-nakedness for a moment.

"Umm... around the time of your last visit with us, I had Sparky fashion a Horatio Hornblower era officer's uniform for you, if you'd like to try that on.

"Say, after all this time, how is that thing going with Ice Cream Guy?"



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Saturday, March 29, 2008 6:37 PM

THEREALME


TheRealMe looks around for Leopardflan and Oram, somewhat concerned that we may have lost track of our newest recruits.


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Saturday, March 29, 2008 6:46 PM

EBONEZER


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
"Pretty much we are up to the same nonsense, Commodore."

TheRealMe studies Ebo's not-quite-nakedness for a moment.

"Umm... around the time of your last visit with us, I had Sparky fashion a Horatio Hornblower era officer's uniform for you, if you'd like to try that on.

"Say, after all this time, how is that thing going with Ice Cream Guy?"




Aw, I appreciate the offer of the uniform. But I'm good with naked, for now. Maybe later. If it gets cold or something. Got some shiny tattoos that I'd like to show off, among other things, thankyouverymuch.

And actually, life is good with Ice Cream Guy. I live with him now. Yup, got out of the Parents house, moved to the Beach, and we're living the good life. I should try to get him to join up here. I'll make him make his name be Ice Cream Guy, and then everyone in the know will, well, know.

Also, I might be a lesbian now. I dunno. Just throwing that out there.

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Saturday, March 29, 2008 7:02 PM

INVICTUS12


Invictus comes on board looking around to see these widgets and decides to stay.

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Saturday, March 29, 2008 7:20 PM

TATERTOT


*tater comes abord. and wonders what she has to do to become a member of this um....fine crew *

Bwa hah hah!! Mine is an evil laugh!! Now die!

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Saturday, March 29, 2008 7:26 PM

THEREALME


Welcome aboard!

Hmmm... with the Zanzibar plot going nowhere, perhaps we should recall the crew and make a Jump to some other planet.



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Sunday, March 30, 2008 2:52 PM

LEOPARDFLAN


Hi, I've just escaped captivity, a Jump to another planet sounds really good right now, can we do that? *hides aboard*

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Sunday, March 30, 2008 8:12 PM

BLUEFISHIE


*waves to leopard from across the general stowing away box*

Get's rather cramped in here with two...

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Monday, March 31, 2008 7:57 AM

JAKE7


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Welcome aboard!

Hmmm... with the Zanzibar plot going nowhere, perhaps we should recall the crew and make a Jump to some other planet.

TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree



I vote for a planet with limited peril and lots of weirdness... Not that the Potter clones weren't weird and TWG being a disembodied hand and all...

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Monday, March 31, 2008 12:14 PM

LEOPARDFLAN


So you're trying to say that this planet's weirdness has gotten normal, and we now need to find a planet that's a different type of odd? I volunteer the Planet of Normalness, because normal is really weird.

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Monday, March 31, 2008 12:28 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


*After much nudging and prodding, the hand makes the Potter clone take it to the large group of Tree-ers celebrating. A few faces the hand does not recognize look twice at the wiggly fingers, but for the most part folks seem unfazed.*

*Hopping from shoulder to shoulder, the hand looks for someone with a keypad or pen and paper. Sure would be nice to let these folks know it's a friendly hand.*

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Monday, March 31, 2008 1:43 PM

LEOPARDFLAN


Hmm, there's a hand crawling on my shoulder... maybe I should see if it can type, it looks friendly and it can't exactly bite *lol*

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Monday, March 31, 2008 3:16 PM

JAKE7


Quote:

Originally posted by LeopardFlan:
So you're trying to say that this planet's weirdness has gotten normal, and we now need to find a planet that's a different type of odd? I volunteer the Planet of Normalness, because normal is really weird.

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature.



Well, I'm not planetside, I'm on the 'Tree where things are basically normal. However, this is not the weirdest plot we've ever had.

Methinks you need to read over our past threads to truly appreciate "weird"...


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Monday, March 31, 2008 3:31 PM

LEOPARDFLAN


Well, consitering that this is the 61st thread, that could be a whole lot of reading material, it would take awhile. Are there any particularly weird threads you'd like to recommend?

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Monday, March 31, 2008 8:00 PM

THEREALME


Welllll...

You can always take a look at the Thread of Threads. It is a summary thread.



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Monday, March 31, 2008 9:28 PM

ORAM


Sooooo, we're all scampering aboard for another adventure?
If so, Shiny!
If not, .... can I stow away in one of the boxes? I may take a rat in form, but I don't eat much.

We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit those who would do us harm.

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 7:40 AM

SIMONWHO


I vote for less peril too, if only because I'm running out of Band-Aids.

*looks up*

That reminds me, we should probably organise some routine medicals as well.

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 12:50 PM

ORAM


I'm healthy, just had my tetnus, black-plague and rabies shots.

And I'm pretty cool with helping out in the infirmary. *shrugs* If you need the help at any time just ask.

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 12:59 PM

LEOPARDFLAN


Maybe we can have peril while on a band-aid stealing mission, and use the band-aids we miraculously keep to patch up with the crew. Sound shiny?

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 1:06 PM

SIMONWHO


Ooh, a raid on a medical facility to steal supplies! Quick, someone teach TheRealMe to say "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient."

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 1:13 PM

LEOPARDFLAN


Well, his eyes were fixed and dilapitated....

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 6:05 PM

MAI


Ooh a raid? That does sound like fun! Can I play? I want to drive the ambulance. Please? I'm a VERY good driver/flyer. I hardly ever run into parked spaceships or back over those pesky little planet curbs.

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 6:52 PM

EBONEZER


Hmmm, raiding sounds good to me.

TRM? Can I give some sort of raiding order? Just for old time sakes?

I do see that you are captain now. I wouldn't be so uncouth as to declare a mutiny or anything.

Or would I?

...

No. Probably not.

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 6:56 PM

EBONEZER


Quote:

Originally posted by SimonWho:
Ooh, a raid on a medical facility to steal supplies! Quick, someone teach TheRealMe to say "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient."



Or perhaps we could raid, say, an ark?

Perhaps some sort of lost ark?

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 1:39 AM

THEREALME


Commodore Ebonezer, I promoted you to Commodore and me to Captain because we needed a Captain to marry Soul and Serenity. You remain our fearless leader. I shall attend to a new thread as soon as I can.

"Cortical electrodes. Cortical electrodes."


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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 2:14 AM

ORAM


A wedding!!! Oh, I LOVE weddings!! Drinks all ROUND!!!

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 2:58 AM

MOBBEX


*waves to Leopardflan &... BC07!? Hey, how've you been! Remember me? From... ehr... well the firefly role playing thing we had going a few months back? 'Nice to see ya again ^_^ *


This thread reads like endless fun! 'Mind if I tag along?







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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 5:41 AM

EBONEZER


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Commodore Ebonezer, I promoted you to Commodore and me to Captain because we needed a Captain to marry Soul and Serenity. You remain our fearless leader. I shall attend to a new thread as soon as I can.

"Cortical electrodes. Cortical electrodes."


TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree



Ooooohhhh, so a Commodore is better than a Captain?

Neat!

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 6:34 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


*hears a reference about biting and decides to be a smarypants...PINCH*

Ow! And here I was going to let you use my treo.

*Feels terribly bad about the whole thing and pats LF's shoulder.*

Well, okay, but play nice.

*Grabs a nearby cord and ports the treo to the big screen. Gleefully begins typing.*

Ebo! TRM! Everyone! I'm the hand formerly known as twg. Long story short, I didn't die a third time, but I lost most of my body. Still have my soul though.

twg? No idea who that is.

I hear my son returned safely, that's very good news. I volunteer for a medical raid...I'm the perfect disguise. A severed hand.




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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 2:23 PM

ORAM


I volunteer too!! I can take other forms other than a rat…. Though they are fast and can fit through almost anything.

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Sunday, April 6, 2008 9:51 PM

BLUEFISHIE


*will keep her hand in her sleeve and act like she lost one*

I can scream and cry real good!


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Tuesday, April 8, 2008 9:32 AM

BROWNCOAT2007


Hahaha!!! I have re.... um.... why is there a semi-naked bird thing here?? And, uh... wow.... I've been gone for a while now, ain't I??

Hullo Epi... decided to join this wacky fun group?

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Tuesday, April 8, 2008 2:47 PM

LEOPARDFLAN


Bumping the Sereni-Tree

*shakeing ensues* Sorry! I didn't know it would do that!

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Tuesday, April 8, 2008 8:36 PM

BLUEFISHIE


*waves madly at BC2007*


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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 10:44 AM

BROWNCOAT2007


Hullo Fishie of the black tresses... *waves madly back*


God I missed you guys

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 9:28 PM

BLUEFISHIE


*skips over to BC2007*

So how's about a random adventure?


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Friday, April 11, 2008 6:52 AM

SIMONWHO


Right, I know a hospital that is just ripe to be raided, complete with an evil receptionist to be bypassed at the door.

We'll need ropes, hacksaws, a rubber duck, two pound coins, two pounds of coins, some Rice Krispies (it must be Rice Krispies - Ricicles won't do), an ungulate above four feet in height, two fake ID badges and some beers. For the victory party afterwards.

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Friday, April 11, 2008 7:37 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


*pinches a clone Simon's butt. giggles to self, or would if giggling were possible*

*scampers to the console*

Is there any cake left? I don't eat, but it's still nice to play with my food. Can I be given a clone for my own transportation? The Potter clone's are too young for me, I feel icky. One of the Simon or Mal clones maybe....or a Chiwetel clone.

*fidgets*

If any of my stuff is still on board, there are two badges in my steamer trunk: Molly Cule R.N. and P. McNinja M.D. Mind if I take a dip in the margaritas?

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Friday, April 11, 2008 11:52 AM

LEOPARDFLAN


Hmmm... maybe we can grow a new bod for TWG? Or attach the hand to a clone?

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Friday, April 11, 2008 7:53 PM

THEREALME


TheRealMe carefully considers the problem posed by ThatWeirdGirl's hand.

"Sadly, all of the Big Damn Hero Clones dissolved into dust some time ago. However, After Bride1 was slain by Needleseye, Doctor SimonWho was convinced by the other Brides to clone her from her remains, and so we now again have a complete set of Brides."

TheRealMe snaps his fingers.

Say, when the FemaleReaver got loose on the Sereni-Tree, Bride1 lost her arm in a fight with her. Perhaps the two of you could be united in a..."

The attractive blonde assassin Ace strolls up, her robotic prosthetic hand whirring and buzzing as she delivers an empahtic gesture. "No way! Forget it!"





TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree
and Ace, Bride1

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Friday, April 11, 2008 8:45 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


*stiffening as TRM relates the story*

Her!?

*pacing, up and down the console, the hand occasionally shakes*

But she's, well she's not the type I am. We're ill-matched....I suppose that means we're perfect for each other. *sigh* If she promises not to kill anyone using me, I'll consider it...

*shuffles behind a rubber plant to think of this developent *

She doesn't appreciate the chaos I bring to the table.

"Chaos!" Ace huffs, "I don't understand chaos! I am chaos incarnate. You are a measly little hand of a former oddity. You are nothing compared to me."

*nothing. nothing. The hand slowly clomps across the console. At Ace's pronouncement, the hand leaps at her knee, squeezing it*

"Uncle!"

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Friday, April 11, 2008 9:38 PM

THEREALME


TheRealMe watches, perplexed, as the disemboded hand of ThatWeirdGirl grips the knee of Ace.

"Ummm... Well, as I understand it, Doctor SimonWho did some tinkering with Bride1's genetic code. She's not nearly so crazy as she used to be."

Ace winces at the pain inflicted by the hand, but still gives him a look.

He continues: "That is to say, she is much less susceptable to being controlled by the very convincing arguments of that mastermind of psychology, the FemaleReaver... especially since we left her on Reaverworld a jump or two back."

Ace regards him coldly, as she draws her prized katana and begins casually sharpening it. "Look, hand, if you don't release your grip, then you'll force me to chop off your... ummm..."

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Saturday, April 12, 2008 5:08 AM

THEREALME


A tall, attractive woman of African descent comes walking purposefully from the Sereni-Tree's bar to the site in the Common Room of the altercation between Ace and TWG's hand. "Hey! None of that!" she says sharply to Ace. She sets her pitcher of Margaritas on the floor and sits, crosslegged, next to Ace's knee.

"Stay out of this, Trey!" Ace warns her, waving her katana about menacingly. "I'm still an agent of Chaos!"

Trey dismisses Ace with a snort and a wave of her hand. Her face at Ace's knee level, she addresses the Hand. "Come on, sweetie. There's no reason to get so upset at Ace. Like TheRealHim said, the Doc stripped away most of the crazy DNA. Ace is mostly sane, now."

Ace scowls.

Trey continues. "I'd offer you both a free drink of my special brew, but..." She regards the hand. "Maybe we can inject it or something."

Meanwhile, TheRealme gets a beep on his com-link. He pulls it from his belt. "Hello? This is Me."

From the pilot dome above the Bridge, Quincey, a beautiful woman of Oriental descent with long, shining black hair, mades her report. "We've recovered all our shuttles. Everybody is aboard, and then some, considering the new folks."

TheRealMe nods. "Excellent, Bride5. Stand by, please." He touches a control on the device. "Bride4, what is our status?"

From down in Main Engineering, Jet, a rather short Caucasian woman with dark hair and glases, adjusts controls on her hovering command chair. "I've just finished spinning up the FTL drive. We can jump to hyperspace at any time."

"Thank you, Bride4." He touches another control, and his voice echoes throughout the ship. "All hands! Prepare to Jump!"

TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree
Ace, Bride1
Trey, Bride3
Jet, Bride4
Quincey, Bride5

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Saturday, April 12, 2008 12:34 PM

JAKE7


**jake7 watches and listens to the exchange between TRM, Ace, and Trey and steps forward with a suggestion**

Um...if SimonWho was able to clone the others, why can't he simply just clone TWG from one of her fingernails or cells?

I think that would be a bit more tolerable for TWG, don't you think?

I know I, for one, would feel a wee bit safer keeping the two crazies in cryo!

Just a thought...

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Saturday, April 12, 2008 3:56 PM

LEOPARDFLAN


Because if he cloned TWG, we're not sure if the clone would have TWG's personality, or if TWg would only be able to control the hand, or if the two personalities would have to fight it out for control of the body, or waht. Besides, the clone would be whole, and we'd have to cut off one of the hands and then re-attach the TWG hand, and that would be a bloddy mess.

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