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The Other Other Caption Game Round 3 Round Midnight

POSTED BY: DAVESHAYNE
UPDATED: Monday, November 12, 2007 17:56
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Sunday, October 28, 2007 10:48 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Last game's last minute come from behind victory goes to chapterandverse for this very fine caption:




Although the crew balked at Mal's idea of strapping Shepard Book's body to the top of Serenity in order to fool the Reavers, they were all
very supportive of his alternative suggestion.

Congratulations C&V.

And now for Round 3. I want a good clean round - no hitting below the belt and when the bell rings come out captioning.



Book: Hey it's my old boss from the 18th precinct. Barney, say hello to my new crew. Mal, Barney. Barney, Mal.



David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Sunday, October 28, 2007 12:07 PM

FILLIANGIRL4136





Book: I can't believe that I finally get to see angel get it wings. Fly Jayne Fly.

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Sunday, October 28, 2007 12:49 PM

WYTCHCROFT


congrrats to C&V!:)

Quote:

Originally posted by Filliangirl4136:






wash hoped that jayne and inara's tango would keep the rest of the crew from noticing the fact that there was NO STEERING WHEEL - he had, in fact, been bluffing for months - and one day the auto pilot might shut off and - god, then it would be just the horror and the - horror, and the horror that is... the horror.

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Sunday, October 28, 2007 1:57 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Big Gratz, C&V!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Fei-oo has to go to Tribal Council again.
BOOK: I'll lay you 6 to 1 they vote out Jim Bob.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
or
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nearly everybody gathers to watch Mal's pre-taped
interview with Craig Ferguson.
Nobody notices that the other 3 are in Jayne's bunk.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Sunday, October 28, 2007 2:47 PM

CHAPTERANDVERSE


Wow, thanks all. I am deeply honored!!




Everybody had different reactions to Jayne's naked diversion, but Shepard Book's was surely the most disconcerting.

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Sunday, October 28, 2007 2:56 PM

SUPERUNKNOWN




Mal: Now somethin' about this is just downright unsettlin' ... I can accept a bunch of folk makin' a statue of Jayne, but terraforming a whole planet to look like his face?

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Sunday, October 28, 2007 3:26 PM

CHAPTERANDVERSE




Even when he managed not to mix up the names River and Summer, Sean Maher's habit of looking straight at the camera during takes meant that he was responsible for most of the filming delays.

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Sunday, October 28, 2007 3:35 PM

SHINYHINEYSUPERLIMEY


Well done C&V!



Joss: OK everyone, I've just decided that Wash is going to die too!

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Sunday, October 28, 2007 4:58 PM

CHAPTERANDVERSE




It was bad enough that Jayne had stolen the only functioning shuttle when the ship's life support began to fail, but then he contacted the rest of the crew to let them know that he had taken River and Inara with him "cuz they're the best lookin."

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Sunday, October 28, 2007 5:02 PM

FLORALBUNNY


^^^LOL^^^


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hypnotized by the di-version, the crew failed
to notice Something infiltrating Serenity and
beginning to colonize the pilot's left forearm.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bun
Frisky Browncoat
etc.

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Sunday, October 28, 2007 5:46 PM

PEGLEG


Quote:






The crew eagerly awaited the newest Serenity 2 rumor, with the lifelike cardboard cutouts of Wash and Book to keep them company.

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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Monday, October 29, 2007 12:15 AM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by daveshayne:





River (OS): "It's getting very very crowded!"


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Monday, October 29, 2007 4:09 AM

SAB39


Quote:

Originally posted by chapterandverse:
Everybody had different reactions to Jayne's naked diversion, but Shepard Book's was surely the most disconcerting.


and
Quote:

Originally posted by ShinyHineySuperLimey:
Joss: OK everyone, I've just decided that Wash is going to die too!


are both too awesome for words.



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Monday, October 29, 2007 7:02 AM

SICKDUDE



Gozar the Gozarian (offscreen): The form of the destructor has been chosen.
Book: Wait a minute, no one chose anything! I didn't choose anything.... And who would have chosen a triceratops, anyway?!

or

Book: My God, Mal, you're right! We are so very pretty....

"Your gratuitous jello awaits." - Dr. Helen Magnus, Sanctuary

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Monday, October 29, 2007 10:54 AM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by chapterandverse:
Wow, thanks all. I am deeply honored!!



I'm thinking you'll win this one, too. :) Congrats!


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Monday, October 29, 2007 11:22 AM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by daveshayne:





Saturday Matinee. Book: "Let's start with the part where the chicken crosses the road, 'cause I don't think that's ever getting old."


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Monday, October 29, 2007 12:02 PM

CHAPTERANDVERSE


Quote:

Originally posted by asarian:
Quote:

Originally posted by chapterandverse:
Wow, thanks all. I am deeply honored!!



I'm thinking you'll win this one, too. :) Congrats!



Thanks to asarian, floralbunny, and Sab39 for the very kind words!! I have been laughing myself silly at the genius captions on this thread. There are some damn funny browncoats out there!! Thanks Daveshayne for the pretties.

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Monday, October 29, 2007 12:07 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by chapterandverse:
Thanks to asarian, floralbunny, and Sab39 for the very kind words!! I have been laughing myself silly at the genius captions on this thread. There are some damn funny browncoats out there!! Thanks Daveshayne for the pretties.



Well, you're welcome. Though really the praise for the pictures must go to still-flying.net which is where I've been getting them from.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Monday, October 29, 2007 12:17 PM

SAB39



Book's reminiscences about the altar boys weren't well received.

(Inspired by the parody I wrote a few years back)



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Monday, October 29, 2007 6:19 PM

FLORALBUNNY


OMG, sab39! LMAO!!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LIIIIIIIIVE from ARIELLLLL -- It's
Baaaarry Manilow and Tooooony Bennett!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~









bun
Frisky Browncoat
ò¿ò

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Tuesday, October 30, 2007 8:41 AM

CAPTAINCOUPI


Woah, I'm away for a few days and I miss all this wonderful captionage.



The bean burrito Book had eaten at lunch picked the wrong time to kick in.

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Tuesday, October 30, 2007 10:03 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


Good stuff guys.



Simon: Where are we headed?

Book: The end of the line.

Wash on com: *schurchsh* Thats seven reaver happy meals and two side salads. ...anything else? *schurchsh*



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Tuesday, October 30, 2007 11:28 AM

GORRAMGROUPIE


Quote:

Originally posted by daveshayne:





You know, it DOES look like the F*x executives have their heads up the rear end of a horse!


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Tuesday, October 30, 2007 4:06 PM

FLORALBUNNY


LMAO & other acronyms. Gonna have to change clothes. Heh.

Was listening to Capitol Steps' Hallowe'en show and then came to catch up on the captions, causing a serious humour overlap.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
JOSS (in explain-y voice): Chi-ar-o-scur-o. Got it?

bun
Frisky Browncoat
ò¿ò

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Wednesday, October 31, 2007 8:13 AM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA


OS - Jayne "You know its Thriller! Thriller Night!"

Book "The boy's pretty good, you think?"

Wash (Under his breath) "Thriller, WooHoo!"

((I thought Alan's arms looked like he was trying to do the choreography, hence the Michael Jackson Reference.))

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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Wednesday, October 31, 2007 10:01 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?




Book: Any luck finding our man Jayne?
Mr. Universe: Didn’t take too many feeds before I…
Kaylee: (surprised) Wait… Is that?
Mal: (not so much) …Heart of Gold Bordello.
Wash: *uuggh* Poor Vera. (now stately) Look away my children. Look away!



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Wednesday, October 31, 2007 10:26 AM

DAVESHAYNE




Badger (OS Dressed as Niska): Trick or Treat
Mal: Aren't you a little old for this?
Book: Aw, but he looks so cute.


David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Wednesday, October 31, 2007 2:39 PM

MUTT999



While the others were watching Planet Terror, Book hoped no one would notice that he had crazy-glued his thumbs together, again.

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Wednesday, October 31, 2007 2:45 PM

FLORALBUNNY


continuing dave's estimable effort:
KAYLEE: We're out of Milky Way bars already.
SIMON (hiding something behind the door-jamb:
How did that happen?
ZOE: Lose the hat, Mister B., you'll boost the illusion some.
RIVER (on the com system): I know where the
Milky Way bars are.
SIMON: Uhhh, no you don't...
RIVER: Those aren't peanut butter cups in that
bag, Simon!

(holiday on the brain! got the candy ready here,
kids'll be along later)

bun
Frisky Browncoat
ò¿ò

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Thursday, November 1, 2007 10:09 AM

SAB39



Ron was the only cast member who hadn't heard which network Joss's new show would be on.



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Thursday, November 1, 2007 12:28 PM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by daveshayne:




River (as Serenity): You have seen Simon. He loves to stand at the door to say "Boo!"


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, November 1, 2007 2:13 PM

CHAPTERANDVERSE





Nine episodes in, Joss informs the cast that Fox have finally realized that his "new" show Dollhouse is really just the second season of Firefly.


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Friday, November 2, 2007 1:21 PM

DAVESHAYNE


A bump, a bump, abump, abumpa, bump.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Friday, November 2, 2007 5:14 PM

FLORALBUNNY


X-treme Spaceboarding presents Freestyle
Doubles! Contestant Pair #7: Tam and Cobb --
3 - 2 - 1 - GO!!!


bun
Frisky Browncoat
ò¿ò

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Saturday, November 3, 2007 2:29 AM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.


Quote:





Book didn't mind the rest of the crew sitting in on Simon givinh him his prostate exam, so long as they didn't look directly at him at the moment of entry.

OR

Simon: Simon says...Cross your arms! Ah ha! Zoe, Book, Wash...you're out!

OR

As the crew was watching River jam out on Guitar Hero, Wash was about to throw up the horns. Only the look on Book's face stopped him.

OR

While the crew all had different reactions to the corpse floating outside, no one expected Book's bout of uncontrollable laughter.

I'll be back later with more...I must think on this.


Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

http://manwithpez.livejournal.com

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Saturday, November 3, 2007 1:19 PM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by daveshayne:





All the good ones are already taken. :) So, just a lame one for bump:


Kaylee (thinking): Yeah, I see him. But what am I fancying the doc for? Next series I'll go for BEING the doctor.


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Saturday, November 3, 2007 1:40 PM

WYTCHCROFT


Quote:










having applied the cortical electodes, the crew gathered round for some fun... "Dance hacker - DANCE!!!" :)

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Saturday, November 3, 2007 5:16 PM

FLORALBUNNY


The BDHs gather in front of the HD screen to
review photos and videos of the latest Con.











bun
Frisky Browncoat
ò¿ò

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Saturday, November 3, 2007 5:42 PM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by daveshayne:




Book: And for my next slide, the Special Hell: reserved for child molestors and people who hack the BSR!


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Saturday, November 3, 2007 7:01 PM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA


Deep Voice - "In the criminal justice system, petty theft is carried out by small crews in flying pieces of Go Se. In 'Firefly' that crew is the crew of Serenity, who will take any job, legal or not, to keep flyin'" /Duhn Duhn Noise

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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Saturday, November 3, 2007 8:45 PM

SUPERUNKNOWN




From left to right: manly-girl Zoe Washburne, girly-girl Kaylee Frye, manly-man Malcolm Reynolds and girly-man Simon Tam ..

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Sunday, November 4, 2007 2:34 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by superunknown:


From left to right: manly-girl Zoe Washburne, girly-girl Kaylee Frye, manly-man Malcolm Reynolds and girly-man Simon Tam ..



In front funny-man Wash and monastically-funny-man Book.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Monday, November 5, 2007 4:36 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Not shown sexy-funny-girl Inara, crazy-funny-girl River, and gun-crazy-funny-man with a girls name Jayne.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Tuesday, November 6, 2007 10:49 AM

SAB39


bump. When do we get voting?



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Tuesday, November 6, 2007 10:58 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by sab39:
bump. When do we get voting?



When I decide we do. And I haven't decided yet so there are plenty of caption making chances for all you late humorists. Late humorists? Have I opened up the contest to Will Rodgers and Mark Twain? Only time will tell.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Tuesday, November 6, 2007 8:44 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Or, if not late, merely slow?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
BOOK: Daveshayne claims he's The Decider, but he's not the first. This could be interesting.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Is it about that pregnancy you've been faking?
ò¿ò

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Wednesday, November 7, 2007 6:28 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Or, if not late, merely slow?



OK, I've decided. sometime tonight (or tomorrow) I will post the voting poll. So this is your last chance to caption this contest. At least for consideration in the voting.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Wednesday, November 7, 2007 6:58 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?




Book: See, there she is... god. (pause) Welcome now?
god: (deep voice) C'mon, I have plastic rockets.


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Wednesday, November 7, 2007 1:14 PM

CAPTAINCOUPI




Moments later Wash was able to put everyone out of their misery.

Wash: Pointing 'There's Wally'

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Wednesday, November 7, 2007 1:15 PM

GORRAMGROUPIE


Quote:




]

Due to the writer's strike, the Firefly reunion movie paused filming, right in the middle of Ron Glass's explanation of Book's past.


"It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense." - Mark Twain

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