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I'm not afraid of a panda, I know karate!

POSTED BY: FREDGIBLET
UPDATED: Friday, October 26, 2007 15:25
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Tuesday, October 23, 2007 3:17 PM

FREDGIBLET

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Tuesday, October 23, 2007 4:16 PM

CYBERSNARK


From the MSNBC story: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21430375/

Quote:

Gu Gu was in the news last year when he was bitten by a drunken tourist. The man jumped into the bear's pen and tried to hug him, but was bitten instead. The tourist retaliated by biting the bear in the back.


Why does Gu Gu keep attracting these crazies? The other Pandas are starting to look at him funny.

And this makes the score:
Panda: 2
Idiots: 0

Next challenger!

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Wednesday, October 24, 2007 7:12 AM

SICKDUDE


I think the pattern is all too recognizable.

The boy is probably already eating bamboo leaves and growing dark circles around his eyes. Don't be surprised come the next full moon....

"Your gratuitous jello awaits." - Dr. Helen Magnus, Sanctuary

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Wednesday, October 24, 2007 12:49 PM

GORRAMGROUPIE





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Wednesday, October 24, 2007 1:07 PM

CHRISISALL


Oh, sure, everybody blame the victim!!!

Chrisisall

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Thursday, October 25, 2007 8:38 AM

MSG


About 15 years ago some nut climbed into the cage with our zoo's polar bear ( because he felt that his ninja skills would protect him) and they were able to locate one foot and a few remnants of clothing...sadly they had to pump the poor bear's stomach because they weren't sure if the man had any diseases or if the clothing might make the bear ill.

Maybe karate schools should include helpful information about the results of fighting with bears in their lesson plans...

You can't rush science, Gibbs! You can yell at it and scream at it, but you can't rush it. "- Abby Sciuto


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Thursday, October 25, 2007 8:43 AM

CHRISISALL


True martial arts training would have you avoid the bear's attack by, like, NOT CLIMBING INTO IT'S GORRAM CAGE!

Gung-Fu Chrisisall

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Friday, October 26, 2007 2:08 PM

KOFFEE




"I'm disgusted and repulsed and I can't look away."

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Friday, October 26, 2007 3:25 PM

CYBERSNARK


Quote:

Originally posted by msg:
About 15 years ago some nut climbed into the cage with our zoo's polar bear ( because he felt that his ninja skills would protect him)

I'm very tired. I interpreted that as "the bear's ninja skills."

I'll go lie down now.

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