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The Sereni-Tree and the Third Anniversary Party

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Friday, May 18, 2007 8:41 PM

THEREALME


This is Thread 58 of the adventures of the Sereni-Tree!


For “The Guide to the Clubhouse / Treehouse / Sereni-Tree Threads”, telling our story and providing links to all such threads:
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=11877


Early in this link is the very long post containing “TheRealMe’s Guide to the Sereni-Tree, V7”. This post is a description of the ship. There follows in the same thread another post describing the crew and passengers.

http://fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=27832



Here is a summary of our previous thread, located at:

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=28017

Sort summary this time.

To get the parts Sereni-Tree needs for repairs, seven of our crew head down to Reaverworld and brave terrible dangers to recover them. The magnificent seven includes Jadehand, BC07, ScorpionRegent, Snarky, Bride2, SoulOfSerenity and Wisp.

Jadehand brings back some refugees.

Once the parts are incorporated into our ship by Jet/Bride4, then Quincey/Bride5 activates the JumpDrive and we are away from Reaverworld!

Meanwhile, the dessicated remains of the FemaleReaver conveniently falls out of hyperspace over Reaverworld, so that she might be revived and used again to cause us peril in the future.

If anyone would like to expand on this summary, like by adding actual details, please do so and I will be happy to add it here.

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Friday, May 18, 2007 9:00 PM

THEREALME


TheRealMe addresses the crew:

"Hi, everyone. We are now safe in hyperspace for a week-long Jump. Mai has decided to start a party in the common room. But it is a special party. Because on the 27th of this month is our third anniversary! Yay!"

TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree

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Saturday, May 19, 2007 12:16 AM

JADEHAND


"Well, that's a good reason for a party indeed. Trey, A pint of the good stuff."


"I will stare from the window
At the shapes in the rain." -Beyond You - Afraid of Sunlight -Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.



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Saturday, May 19, 2007 5:05 AM

SERYN


A party? Whheeeeeee!

Dives into Magic Wardrobe and emerges in a floor length shimmery number.

Well i'm ready!

(Edit:) actually, third anniversary? better make an effort.

*uses dinky machine to put on make up (a la Fifth Element) and to curl her hair, piles it up all pretty and decorates it with fluttery butterflys.

NOW i'm ready!




Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
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Saturday, May 19, 2007 5:46 AM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges


"Sure Ill get a drink but as its a partay I better gear myself up" Wandering into his room for a quick sonic shower he pondered wether to switch his gender again for the party.

"No thats far too cliche'd" Instead he wandered to his rucksack and pulled out a folded parcel. He didnt have many clothes with him having arrived travelling light but he did have that special something for occasions such as these.

He anti-persiranted himself, shaved and put on a dashingly manly fragrence. Then he dressed in a tight fit high collared Blue tunic suit with A peak of white collar showing. Hair styled elegantly and smile glowing.

He arrives in the bar and orders a tall Morgans on Ice and looks cool.


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Saturday, May 19, 2007 6:07 AM

SERYN


see, that why i invested in a magic wardrobe - all that messing about with soap and deodorant is a think of the past - just run through it and not only are you wearing what you want to wear but it fits perfectly and your squeaky clean and fresh as a daisy, seeing as all the dirt belonged to the last outfit.

and before you say anything, it has an AutoDryclean function.

*pushes button

see?

I so need to patent this.

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Saturday, May 19, 2007 7:50 AM

JAKE7


**jake7 comes to full consciousness in what she thought was the backseat of a Dodge Charger. Turns out, it was just another odd prop of Cozen's and she's in a wooden fascimile. She manages to untangle herself from the silken bonds in which she was trapped and gets up. She looks about the room, but Cozen is nowhere in sight.**

Humph. The guy takes me off for a kidnapping and then just abandons me while he's supposed to be making sausage!

He must be losing his touch...

**she leaves the suite and makes her way down to the Common room where party preparations are being done.**

Wow! Has it been three years already??!? Need any help with decorations or anything?

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
***********
"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Saturday, May 19, 2007 8:47 AM

BROWNCOAT2007


"Huh... three years eh?"

*wanders to his room while pondering if he should join in or not*

"Hmmmmm.... may as well join, parties are always a good oportunity to get to know people better... now, what to wear, what to wear..."

*digs through his bag, he finds a dark green, nearly black, well tailored dress shirt and a pair of dark tan dress pants*

"Hmmmm.... this will do..."

*after a shower, shave, and cologne regeme he dresses in his tight dress shirt and pants, and slides on a pair of well crafted dress shoes, looking at himself in the mirror he smiles*

"Alright then"

*heads down to the party, orders a Morgans on ice and starts to circulate the room, looking for someone he knows so that he may be introduced to the crew*

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Saturday, May 19, 2007 12:56 PM

MAI


Oooh everyone's getting all fancy! All I have to say is you all better put on layers. After a drink or twenty there may be the potential for twister!

And Jake, if you wanna help decorate, I could use some help with the pretty streamers and blowing up of balloons. I know we have an "automatic" machine for nearly everything, but I think it's kind of fun to decorate the old fashioned way.

*Climbs up to the catwalk and begins draping it with pretty streamers.

(oh and btw, I am not a bad babysitter the itty bitty yeti is having nap time.)

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Saturday, May 19, 2007 2:23 PM

SCORPIONREGENT


SR and Snarky leave the partying for others and set to repairs and improvements in engineering.

Scorpion Regent

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Saturday, May 19, 2007 8:14 PM

THEREALME


Quote:

Originally posted by Jadehand:
"Well, that's a good reason for a party indeed. Trey, A pint of the good stuff."



Trey reaches down for the good stuff and pours it into a tall glass. She slides it down the polished surface of the bar. It slows to a stop directly in front of Jadehand. "Heh. Still got it!" Trey mutters to herself.

Then she takes a closer look at Jadehand.

"Jadehand? Are you okay? You look sort of like you were on the losing side in a brawl!"

She reached down for the medkit under the bar.

"Here, I have some antiseptic and some bandages. Uh, should I call the doctor?"


Trey, Bride3

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Sunday, May 20, 2007 12:22 AM

JADEHAND


"Thanks Trey. I think the Doc might be busy with the refugees, though I could use some patching up. I got a bit reavered getting them out of there."

*JadeHand collects his pint and slips behind the bar and into the brewery room.*

"I should probably check on the vats considering the party..."

*JadeHand sits down on a small cot and pulls his mostly shreaded shirt off of his shoulders revealing the deep gashes made by claws and teeth. Trey begins applying the antiseptic causing much wincing from JadeHand as his wounds are cleaned. After some bandages are applied, he finishes his pint of painkiller and lays down for a short nap.*

"Getting reavered can really take it out of .... zzzzz"



"I will stare from the window
At the shapes in the rain." -Beyond You - Afraid of Sunlight -Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.



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Monday, May 21, 2007 6:54 AM

JAKE7


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
And Jake, if you wanna help decorate, I could use some help with the pretty streamers and blowing up of balloons. I know we have an "automatic" machine for nearly everything, but I think it's kind of fun to decorate the old fashioned way.

*Climbs up to the catwalk and begins draping it with pretty streamers.



**jake7 grabs some inflated balloons and streamers and sets about helping to decorate the Common room.**

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
***********
"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Monday, May 21, 2007 2:39 PM

SERYN


well, this is a bit quiet still.

*puts on 'Tori Amos Party Songs' and gets in some quality boogying*



Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Monday, May 21, 2007 4:33 PM

BLUEFISHIE


*sits on a floor and pokes at the purple squid-ish thing in an extra fishie bowl*

"You're gross."


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Monday, May 21, 2007 7:09 PM

BROWNCOAT2007


Ouch... forgot about the new senses, loud music is even LOUDER

*holds his head and wanders out to find a less noisy place and nearly kills himself by tripping over Fishie*

"WAAAAA!!!.... Ow ow ow ow... my head"

*rubs the bump on his head*

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Monday, May 21, 2007 8:04 PM

THEREALME


The purple squid-thing wiggles all of its tentacles at Bluefishie.

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007 3:33 AM

BLUEFISHIE


*is simultaneously tripped over and grabbed by the squid thing, and isn't very happy about it*

"Oi!"

*lays sideways on the floor and shakes squid covered hand*


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Tuesday, May 22, 2007 3:50 AM

THEREALME


The purple squid-thing is happy that its friend Bluefishie wants to play. It starts to tickle her.

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007 4:45 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Quote:

Originally posted by seryn:

I so need to patent this.



Yes, you do!

And, can I borrow it? I don't think I have an outfit left that isn't covered in baby spit-up.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007 9:28 AM

SERYN


don't forget the magic wardrobe come complete with dry cleaning - just throw all your laundry in there!

So are you going to join in the dancing?

i'm looking a tad silly out here all on my own!

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007 12:05 PM

BROWNCOAT2007


Quote:

Originally posted by Bluefishie:
*is simultaneously tripped over and grabbed by the squid thing, and isn't very happy about it*

"Oi!"

*lays sideways on the floor and shakes squid covered hand*





*views the squid hand being shook at him sideways while he lies on his back on the floor*

"Hello Fishie *holds back of his head* sorry for tripping over you, what are you doing sitting in the middle of the floor outside of a door?"

*un-suctions the squids tentacles from Fishies hand and allows the small creature to attatch to his left hand, as he helps Fishie stand with his right*

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007 6:19 PM

BLUEFISHIE


"Thanks. Dunno why I'm here, just seemed like the place to sit at the time."

*picks up her fishie bowl*

"What're you doing now?"

(OCC: I just had my last choir concert and am still crying. Just graduation left!)


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Tuesday, May 22, 2007 8:06 PM

BROWNCOAT2007


"Well... I was considering going to the party... but that was before I noticed that lound noises are even louder with highetened senses... go fig, right? I really need to learn how to control these, cause I don't think my body will let me turn off the enhanced senses anymore... at least they aren't as powerful as when I "power up" as it were... right now, nothing... lot longer explanation then you were expecting, no?"

*grins*

OOC: Awwww... *hugs* It'll be ok!!! I promise!!! I remember graduating last year... it was happy/sad college is worse though, comeing back for the summer, I was tearing up... and I don't cry

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007 10:05 PM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.


Happy Anniversary, all!


"Wondrous is our great blue ship that sails around the mighty sun and joy to everyone that rides along." -- Jeff Lynne, Electric Light Orchestra.

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007 10:39 PM

SIMONWHO


*finishes healing the last of the casualties*

Ooo, is it party time already?

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Wednesday, May 23, 2007 1:00 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Of course, Seryn!

*Runs through magic wardrobe, arrives on other side dressed to kill, boogies down.*



Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

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Wednesday, May 23, 2007 3:03 AM

COZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by jake7:
**jake7 comes to full consciousness in what she thought was the backseat of a Dodge Charger....
He must be losing his touch...



[ grumble ] Challenger [ /grumble ]

They get away so easily these days. Way back when, it took a concerted spam attack to free the kidnapped lovlely. Sigh.

*Plunks down 200 kilos of fresh pork sausage, leaving it for the yetis' dinner. Realising that he's still on board the ship, heads to the showers to wash off the pig blood. Once clean, cozen sets up a croquet pitch in the arboretum. That done, he wanders down to the common room to join the party, clad in full body armour, croquet mallet in hand.*

*Kinda sidles up to jake7.*

Will you have this dance?



***
Not so much a good idea to carry one's cellphone in one's pocket whilst playing full contact croquet. Trust me, I know.

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Wednesday, May 23, 2007 3:21 AM

BLUEFISHIE


Quote:

Originally posted by BrownCoat2007:
"Well... I was considering going to the party... but that was before I noticed that lound noises are even louder with highetened senses... go fig, right? I really need to learn how to control these, cause I don't think my body will let me turn off the enhanced senses anymore... at least they aren't as powerful as when I "power up" as it were... right now, nothing... lot longer explanation then you were expecting, no?"

*grins*




"So if I poke you, will it hurt more than normal people?"

*grins*

"Are you super ticklish too?"

(OOC: Thanks BC2007)


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Wednesday, May 23, 2007 5:53 AM

JAKE7


Quote:

Originally posted by cozen:
*Kinda sidles up to jake7.*

Will you have this dance?



**OOC: Charger, Challenger, whatever. I was never a Dodge person... **

**jake7 is startled by the appearance of a knight in full armor and almost falls off the ladder she was on whilst hanging decorations. She recognizes the voice and makes her way down off the ladder after placing the last of her streamers and balloons.**

Why, certainly, sir!

**jake7 and Cozen head to the dance floor and begin dancing. All the while, Cozen's armor is clanking away, almost drowning out the music.**

Um, perhaps you should slip into something a bit quieter?


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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
***********
"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Wednesday, May 23, 2007 7:13 AM

BROWNCOAT2007


"hehe... well... I already am pretty tickilish, but your going to have to find out where as to the pain with pokeing... not positive, but I don't think so... On to the real question... did I just see a knight in full armor walk by with a croquet mallet and go into the dance?"

OOC: No problem

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Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:51 PM

BLUEFISHIE


"It's Coz!!!"

*jumps up and down, running into the dance*

"Hey Coz!"


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Wednesday, May 23, 2007 10:30 PM

JADEHAND


*JadeHand stumbled to his feet and transfers brew for the crew from one vat to another as he continues to recover.*


"I will stare from the window
At the shapes in the rain." -Beyond You - Afraid of Sunlight -Marillion
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Friday, May 25, 2007 5:36 PM

JAZAF


"A Festival!?" Sir Kei leaps to his feet and dashes for the exit of 'This Land'
"Come Sir Jazaf, There is much merriment yet to be had!"
Jazaf chuckles at Sir Kei's gleeful response to the recent announcement. "Why not, I'll mingle with everyone and find out what's been going down."
As Sir Kei runs out of sight Jazaf mutters under his breath,"and why or what you're doing here."

At the Party

Jazaf enters the room looking every bit the part of a man from the Orient from his slip-on shoes and Silk pants to his Mandarin Shirt.
He walks over to the bar and sheepishly asks for some green tea.

---------------------------------------
Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree
Navigator on Destiny
Kurren, Bounty Hunter

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Saturday, May 26, 2007 2:24 AM

SERYN


lightweight.

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Saturday, May 26, 2007 3:38 AM

SAFEAT2ND


Sir Kei stands at the entrance to the common room, taking in the sights and sounds. Spotting Jazaf at the bar he walks over and taps him on the shoulder.

"Sir Jazaf. I didn't realize this was a formal affair. I am not dressed in accordance for a formal dance." Sir Kei indicates the sleeveless sweatshirt, under sized track pants and leg warmers he still wears as a result of his raid of the pool lockers. "Do you, perchance, have any clothes befitting of a noble Knight?"

Trey hands Jazaf his green tea and sizes up Sir Kei. "What is this, Queer eye for the straight guy, Arnold Schwarzenegger version?"

Sir Kei looks confused to Jazaf, who tried to hide a snort of laughter. "Who is this Arnold and how does he come to have an 'odd' eye? I had a squire that had an odd eye, but he had been kicked in the head by a horse.... He wasn't quite right after that."

That was too much for Jazaf and Trey, who dissolve into uncontrollable laughter. Sir kei looks back and forth between the two, clearly not understanding their mirth.

_______________________________________________________________
"Got a headful of lightning
And a heart full of rain
And I know that I said
I'd never do it again
Oh and I love you sweet baby but I always take the long way home."


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Saturday, May 26, 2007 7:14 PM

THEREALME


With a shudder, the Sereni-Tree falls out of hyperspace over Earth-That-Still-Is.

TheRealMe calls up to the bridge. "Well, Bride5, see if you can land us in a nice peaceful meadow or something. Maybe where we can lay down among the dandelions again..."



TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree

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Sunday, May 27, 2007 6:59 AM

THEREALME


Quincey lands the Sereni-Tree in a peaceful meadow with a nearby wood, a stream leading to a mirror-still lake and beautiful white-capped mountains in the distance. It is a scene out of a Disney movie.

After a short time, TheRealMe, some DRDs, and his robot Sparky complete setting up a pavilion covering a number of picnic tables with a nearby barbeque and some kegs filled with Jadehand's finest concoctions. A stage is also constructed.

Upon the completion of this work, TheRealMe climbs up on the stage to address the crew.

"Hello, welcome all, to an important event. Three years ago, Ebonezer started the very first clubhouse thread. This was before the Sereni-Tree existed in any form. We have had many people join us and many leave, but we continue on through various changes and mutations. This celebration will be a chance for us to relax and have a good time!"

TheRealMe thinks for a bit. "I believe that the only regular participant we still have with us from that first thread is Jake7. Jake7, would you care to say a few words?"


TheRealMe,Captain of the Sereni-Tree

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Monday, May 28, 2007 4:15 AM

BLUEFISHIE


*runs barefoot through the meadow, screaming gleefully, fully disregarding the speeches, straight to the lake, jumping and splashing in the shallows*

"Oh it's real water!"

*rolls already soaked jeans up to her knees, and continues splashing in the not so mirror still lake*


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Monday, May 28, 2007 6:40 AM

THEREALME


TheRealMe watches his audience disintegrate into clumps of people having fun. He waves at them.

"Uh, hey, have a good time! Sparky will be grilling for most of the day. Fireworks will be an hour after sunset!"

TheRealMe pulls out his com-link and uses it to command a few of the DRDs to collect water and organic material to refill the Sereni-Tree's depleted stores.

TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree

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Tuesday, May 29, 2007 6:46 AM

JAKE7


**Just as Jake7 comes to say a few words, the crowd disperses...**

Drat. I was too late! Well, I'll say something anyway!

**jake7 steps up to the mic, clears her throat and begins to speak**

I was thinking the other day that it seems unbelievable that we've had this sometimes silly/sometimes perilous adventure going on for three years. It seems like just yesterday when Ebo started the "I am NOT a guy clubhouse". Never in a million years would I have dreamed of the adventures we'd all go on. The various crew that would come and go and how much fun we'd all have together. We are a crew and a gorram fine one at that.

I'm proud to be one of you.

Now -- I'm off to find something to eat -- I'm STARVING!!

**jake7 walks off "stage" to get some food and to stake a spot to watch the fireworks**

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
***********
"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Tuesday, May 29, 2007 9:37 AM

CALLMESERENITY


*Serenity grabs a plateful of veggie tofu shish kabobs and joins Soul and Serra on the grass to watch the fireworks and enjoy the festivities.*

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

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Tuesday, May 29, 2007 12:26 PM

SERYN


*claps*

Whoo hoo!

I thought that was a nice speech.

ok... *grabs swim suit and takes Fin swimming*

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Wednesday, May 30, 2007 8:32 AM

BROWNCOAT2007


*Is laying in the shade of a tree by the lake, propped up by his arms behind his head, watching Fishie and the others splashing around and haveing fun, and listining to "Elevation" by U2 on his iPod*

"It's great to have found... dare I say it... a family..." he muses to himself, then gets up to join Fishie in the shallows, splashing Fishie with an armfull of water by way of greating and starting a massive splash fight

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Wednesday, May 30, 2007 5:22 PM

BLUEFISHIE


*screams and begins splashing BC2007 excitedly*


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Monday, June 4, 2007 9:00 AM

BROWNCOAT2007


*as he gets hit in the face with a massive wave thrown up from Fishies arms, he slips and falls flat on his butt in the shallows... he blinks and then begins laughing hystarically*


OOC: sorry for not posting back soonish... been busy with work and life

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Monday, June 4, 2007 10:58 AM

BLUEFISHIE


*starts laughing as well, slipping on the slick lake bottom and falls herself*

"Well, so much for dry pants!"

*begins laughing harder and kicks water toward BC2007*

OCC: GRADUATION TOMARROW!!!


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Monday, June 4, 2007 12:52 PM

13



Time: Sometime After The Fall Of The Immortals...
Location: Mount Unattainia

13 the Chicken-Man Hybrid Thing squinted his beady avian eyes, surveying the glass altar with the look of somebody who has discovered a sandwich in their fridge that has grown green mossy fur, and is still debating whether or not it is edible.

"Smelly," 13 noted, scratching at the stone steps leading to the altar with his claws.

"DON'T DO THAT," a deep, thunderous voice warned.

13 yelped, hand going to his swordbelt. Remembering that he had been forced to trade the sword for corn, the Chicken-Man simply squawked and bared his hen's teeth, or lack thereof.

"Who's there?"

"NOBODY AND EVERYBODY. NOTHING AND EVERYTHING. EVERYWHERE AND NOWHERE."

13 hesitated for a moment, fist-sized brain buzzing. Finally, he let out a confused, "What?"

The booming voice sighed. "YOU'VE COME FAR. WHAT IS IT THAT YOU SEEK?"

13 noticed that each time the voice let out a word, the altar glowed momentarily scarlet. His meager brain managed to come up with the idea that the voice and the altar were linked somehow. How, he didn't exactly know.

"Maybe...it's the ALTAR that's talking to me!" 13 realized aloud, stroking his chin thoughtfully.

The voice sighed again. "WHAT IS IT THAT YOU SEEK?"

"I wish to know the secrets of the Glass Altar!" 13 attempted to bellow. "I wish to learn how to-"

"APPROACH, MORTAL!"

13 shrugged, and did as the voice said, walking towards the Glass Altar tentatively. Standing in front of the great slab, 13 peered into it, seeing nothing but his own reflection.

"This isn't so great," he grumbled.

"SILENCE. THE GLASS ALTAR KNOWS ALL, SEES ALL BEFORE ALL EVER WAS. THE GLASS ALTAR-"

"I could have just gotten a mirror, but noooo, I have to track down a prophetic scroll, slay a legendary behemoth..."

"I SAID SILENCE, DAMMIT, AND I MEAN IT! JUST SHUT UP AND TOUCH THE BLOODY ALTAR!"

13 shrugged again, tapping the Altar once.

The thing glowed not scarlet this time, but white. A bright white, so bright that a smarter person would turn away. But 13 the Chicken-Man just grinned dumbly, blinking as it grew brighter still, and then suddenly flooded with black.

13 squinted at it, tapping it insistently. The Altar's surface ran with strange white text. 13 attempted to read it, eyes widening at it's secrets.

"BEHOLD, MORTAL. THE GLASS ALTAR HAS JUDGED YOU AS WORTHY TO BECOME IT'S VESSEL."

"What does 'lol' mean?" 13 asked, and the voice ignored him. "What's a 'MSG'? Isn't it that thing that makes chips taste good?"

"NO. IT IS NOT."

"Oh." 13 sounded disappointed. "That's alright, I guess."

"NOW, YOU SHALL BE VESSELATED, MORTAL."

"Is that even a word?"

"MORTAL?"

"No, 'vesselated.' I mean, I know you're this all-powerful being seer thing, but you can't just-"

"YOUR FACE WEARIES ME. GO NOW, THE SECOND 13. BE BORN INTO THE FACE YOU WORE IN THE BEGINNING."

"Now, what in twenty-three flavors does THAT mean?"

13's question was not answered, though, as the Chicken-Man was swept up from the Altar, eyes widening as he saw a great black portal open in the sky, flame and lightning issuing from the hole in the roof of the world.

"I'd like to get off, now, please," he whimpered.

The voice boomed up at him as 13 drew closer to the portal, eyes pulled open by the force of the wind he created.

"ONE LAST THING, MORTAL. WHILE WE HAVE AN OPEN POLICY CONCERNING MESSAGES, PLEASE BE CIVIL WHILE RESPONDING TO OTHERS."

"What? What the-HWAAAAAHHHHHAAAA!!!"

Several Milliseconds Later In Time...

Cold. Wet. Cold + wet = liquid. Add taste (represented by 't') and c+w(t)= w2.

Water. As 13, now free of memories, his avian qualities, rose from the Sereni-Tree's lake, he shouted, "Where am I? Who are you people?

"DAAAAANNNNNIIII!!!!!"

OOC: Yes, I'm back, and worse than ever! Oh wait, not worse. Better, with a new smell and flavor!



Q: Fish or Hogarth?
A: Marillion.
-------------
'Trolls will die, friends and brothers will live on.' -Flywithmecaptn

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Monday, June 4, 2007 6:52 PM

BROWNCOAT2007


*noticeing the strange, ranting man ape gone wrong thing sitting in the middle of the lake screaming for some guy named Danni BC turns to look at Fishie and shrugs*

"...You alright mate? Ya kinda... cannonballed in here from the sky... or... something"

*scratchs his head*

"Wonder if my entrance was that ungraceful... oh, yeah, the bruses... and the headache... at least he got to land in water" he muses

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Tuesday, June 5, 2007 6:12 AM

JADEHAND


Quote:

Originally posted by 13:

Q: Fish or Hogarth?
A: Marillion.





"I will stare from the window
At the shapes in the rain." -Beyond You - Afraid of Sunlight -Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.



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