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Loafer's Nook 29- Bring me to life ...Clear! Bzzzz!

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Saturday, February 10, 2007 7:02 PM

COZEN



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Saturday, February 10, 2007 7:29 PM

JADEHAND


I loves me some Cheese.

"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
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Sunday, February 11, 2007 12:52 AM

COZEN


*Swears to never ever again come in to w*** on a weekend, extra pay or not*

Yes, there are jobs that are absolute mind numbers (what?!) ... er, are mind numbing....

*Does not resist the part where he is strapped into the coat with the many broad straps and is led away, drooling, to Happyland. Where, if he is really lucky, some nice white-smocked and blue-gloved person will apply the cortical electrodes.*

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Sunday, February 11, 2007 7:02 AM

JADEHAND


don't forget the syringes full of happy juice.


"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
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Sunday, February 11, 2007 9:12 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Quote:

Originally posted by cozen:


*Does not resist the part where he is strapped into the coat with the many broad straps and is led away, drooling, to Happyland. Where, if he is really lucky, some nice white-smocked and blue-gloved person will apply the cortical electrodes.*



Maybe Nurse McLoverly could get transfered to the psych ward?

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Sunday, February 11, 2007 9:57 AM

CITIZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Maybe Nurse McLoverly could get transfered to the psych ward?

She'll need to invest in some restraints.



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Sunday, February 11, 2007 11:04 AM

CALLMESERENITY


I'm sure the patients won't mind.

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Monday, February 12, 2007 7:24 AM

JADEHAND


I can help with the restraints....

"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
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Monday, February 12, 2007 10:32 AM

CALLMESERENITY


No, thanks. I think I can handle this on my own.

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Monday, February 12, 2007 10:43 AM

JADEHAND


Ok, I'll just prep syringes full of Ativan,
and a few other things.


"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
Neverland(Marbles)-Marillion
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Monday, February 12, 2007 11:04 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Go away with your needles!

Serenity,
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Monday, February 12, 2007 11:15 AM

CITIZEN


*injects Serenity*
Thanks Jade, just the distraction I needed.

Don't worry about the tingeling sensation, I'd worry about the paralysis that comes afterwards if I were you.

Now, where did I leave that bone saw?



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Monday, February 12, 2007 11:28 AM

CALLMESERENITY


halp!

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Monday, February 12, 2007 11:38 AM

CITIZEN


Oh don't worry, this won't hurt a bit.

It'll hurt a lot.



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Monday, February 12, 2007 11:43 AM

CALLMESERENITY


eep!

HALP!!!!!

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Monday, February 12, 2007 3:42 PM

JADEHAND


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Go away with your needles!



Awww. Needle play is fun.



"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 6:22 AM

SIMONWHO


Don't worry ma'am, I will save you!

Ooo, bacon sandwiches.

*chomp chomp*

I'll be right with you

*chomp*

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 7:16 AM

CITIZEN


*puts more bacon on*
This misdirection lark is easier than world leaders make it look.



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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 7:38 AM

CALLMESERENITY


*sigh*

Whatever happened to chivalry? Guess I'll have to save myself.

*Goes into Charlie's Angels Mode.*

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 8:42 AM

JADEHAND


*loads more needles..... Injects self.... naps*


"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 8:43 AM

CITIZEN


Do I hear seventies music?
*Smashes up the radio*
That's quite enough of that Charlies Angels nonsense thank you very much. Now, where did I leave the eyeball poker?

Oh don't worry, it's a rather strange name for the tool, it doesn't poke eyeballs at all.

It extracts them.



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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 8:58 AM

CALLMESERENITY


I'd like my eyeballs to stay right where they are, thank you very much.

*Struggles in such a way that causes a bit more cleavage to be revealed than in entirely necessary.*

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 9:19 AM

CITIZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
*Struggles in such a way that causes a bit more cleavage to be revealed than in entirely necessary.*

That doesn't work on me missy, I know what you want and the only reason it's in my trousers is because thats where I keep the key. Can't think of a better place, no one's going to go in after it there.



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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 9:49 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Oh, come on now! You're being a VERY bad villain. Everyone knows the villain is supposed to be distracted by the sexual advances of the pretty, buxom blonde, which gives her enough time to either a)cut her bonds free, kick him in the head and escape, b)sneak the gun out of a thug's holster, point it at the villain, and escape or c) allow the male hero guy to get off his ass and save her already.



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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 10:09 AM

CITIZEN


No, I'm a good Villain. I've studied those hacks. I told you, none of this "No Mr Bond I'll explain my plans to you in detail then place you in a convoluted overly complex and implausible method of execution and then leave you alone satisfied you are dead" more with the "Shut up Bond" *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *stab* *slash* *splat* *crunch*.
Murderous rampages can be fun.

And those bonds are made from diamond impregnated titanium, no cutting those, my thugs are not bumbling buffoons, they are highly trained and keep their guns carefully guarded and the only individual currently disposed to rescue you is being placated by Bacon sandwiches.

So you see there really is no escape, and please stop wriggling, I'm trying to draw a line to guide the incision and I don't want it going wonky.



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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 7:21 PM

JADEHAND


The Top 100 Things I'd Do
If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html



"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 5:46 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Okay, fine. I guess I'll just submit to my inevitable demise, since there is obviously no possible means of escape.

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 6:46 AM

SIMONWHO


Aaaaaaaaaaaaah.

If there's one thing nicer than a bacon sandwich, it's 237 bacon sandwiches in quick succession.

Now where was I? Oh yes. saving the day in my own unique idiom.

They called an idiom a lot at hero school.

Oh yes, the rescue, right.

Aha!

*slices at Serenity's chains*

Um... right Citizen, you owe me £53 pounds compensation for my broken sword. And what's with the lack of monologueing? How are people going to respect you as a villain if you don't explain how diabolical you are in great detail?

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 8:46 AM

CITIZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Okay, fine. I guess I'll just submit to my inevitable demise, since there is obviously no possible means of escape.

No, don't be like that, it's so much more fun if you struggle to the end, you never know, you might find an opening...
Quote:

Originally posted by SimonWho:
If there's one thing nicer than a bacon sandwich, it's 237 bacon sandwiches in quick succession.

Correction 237 Bacon Sandwiches impregnated with sleeping pills.
Quote:

what's with the lack of monologueing? How are people going to respect you as a villain if you don't explain how diabolical you are in great detail?
PAH! You don't gain world domination, at least lasting world domination, by respect. You gain it by making the opposition cower before you in abject fear, respect is for losers. No one's ever respected me and I'm a fully self actualised evil Villian with minions and a taco stand.
Quote:

Um... right Citizen, you owe me £53 pounds compensation for my broken sword.
I think perhaps you have forgotten the pecularities of the British legal system. I think you'll find that I'm suing you for £10,000 for damage to property and trauma for the attempted foiling of my diabolical plans.



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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 12:01 PM

CALLMESERENITY


Oh, good! If you're suing SimonWho, that means I'm evidence and you'll have to put off your diabolical plan to kill me in terrible ways until after the trial.

Serenity,
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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 1:20 PM

SIMONWHO


Ha! The same trick that House pulled in... that... episode... wha...


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 1:55 PM

CITIZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Okay, fine. I guess I'll just submit to my inevitable demise, since there is obviously no possible means of escape.

No, don't be like that, it's so much more fun if you struggle to the end, you never know, you might find an opening...
Quote:

Originally posted by SimonWho:
If there's one thing nicer than a bacon sandwich, it's 237 bacon sandwiches in quick succession.

Correction 237 Bacon Sandwiches impregnated with sleeping pills.
Quote:

what's with the lack of monologueing? How are people going to respect you as a villain if you don't explain how diabolical you are in great detail?
PAH! You don't gain world domination, at least lasting world domination, by respect. You gain it by making the opposition cower before you in abject fear, respect is for losers. No one's ever respected me and I'm a fully self actualised evil Villian with minions and a taco stand.
Quote:

Um... right Citizen, you owe me £53 pounds compensation for my broken sword.
I think perhaps you have forgotten the pecularities of the British legal system. I think you'll find that I'm suing you for £10,000 for damage to property and trauma for the attempted foiling of my diabolical plans.



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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 10:23 PM

JADEHAND


edited to remove offense.



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Thursday, February 15, 2007 7:30 AM

CITIZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by Jadehand:
Why am I restraining myself here? I feel free elsewhere. You guys are so repressed, that you make me nervous. Wake The F Up! You are being manipulated and controlled by the evil. The ones who wish to convince you that you are something you are not. You are human, you are animal. rip and bite. eat. devour. own. control. Or be a victim of manipulation.

I don't think everyone is into that sort of thing, it takes all sorts and all that. Personally I inflict pain on myself all the time, everything from punching gravel bags until my fists bleed to being hit by staffs. We call it IronMan Gee Kung training, preparing the body to accept the rigour of combat in the most violent way possible. The body 'learns' by doing, so if you want your body to be able to take a hit during a fight, you have to be hit over and over again in controlled circumstances. I've never been turned on by it though.



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Thursday, February 15, 2007 9:55 AM

JADEHAND


this explains the pimpbot

"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
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Thursday, February 15, 2007 10:00 AM

CITIZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by Jadehand:
this explains the pimpbot

How so?



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Thursday, February 15, 2007 10:03 AM

CALLMESERENITY


So, if we're not into S&M, then we're being manipulated?

That's

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Thursday, February 15, 2007 12:13 PM

JADEHAND


that's not what I meant...
sorry to offend you.

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Thursday, February 15, 2007 2:29 PM

SIMONWHO


*wakes up*

Wha?

Mmm.... naptime.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Thursday, February 15, 2007 2:34 PM

CALLMESERENITY


JH, we all know about your hobbies and interests. You don't need to keep reminding us.

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Bride8
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Thursday, February 15, 2007 3:23 PM

JADEHAND


that's not what I meant...
sorry to offend you.

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Thursday, February 15, 2007 3:48 PM

LIGHTMEDARK


^5 brother

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Thursday, February 15, 2007 3:56 PM

JADEHAND


Hello LightMeDark. How are you today? I hope you are well. I am well. I must loaf soon. Perhaps some food. I look forward to D*C.
May everyone be well until then.


"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
Neverland(Marbles)-Marillion
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Friday, February 16, 2007 5:26 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Bored now.

Think I'll go nap on the comfy couch.

Serenity,
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Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

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Friday, February 16, 2007 5:57 AM

COZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:

Think I'll go nap on the comfy couch./



*Interupts the nappage, with nefarious intent*

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Friday, February 16, 2007 6:04 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Oh well, sleep is overrated anyway.



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Friday, February 16, 2007 6:14 AM

COZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
...sleep is overrated anyway.



Ain't it just!

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Friday, February 16, 2007 6:21 AM

CALLMESERENITY




Serenity,
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Bride8
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Friday, February 16, 2007 7:02 AM

CITIZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Oh well, sleep is overrated anyway.

Lay off the sleep man, it's all some of us get!

Oh I had a fight today.



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Friday, February 16, 2007 7:04 AM

COZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by LightMeDark:
^5 brother



Hey, bro. How badly is Winter treating ya? Cuz, I want to thank you for taking the brunt of it, and leaving us in Torontoland relatively functional, eh!

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