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Male and Female Imponderables - Juicy Juicy Green Grass

POSTED BY: NICODEMUS
UPDATED: Friday, November 10, 2006 17:57
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Friday, November 10, 2006 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by Tristan:
Good morning, ponderers!

I have a quick one...there have been a few people I have not seen in awhile...DeepGirl, EmmaRigby, BSCPantherfan...anyone know where they are? PM's either don't work or they aren't answering them.

It seems I owe you an apology, Tristan! I saw this thread last night and was all ready to say that I had received no such PM, but then I found one from you right before I went on vacation. I wish I could say that I was on vacation until now, but I was only gone a week. I have popped in to the site every once in a while, but I have been more of a lurker lately. Work has been hectic, and Opera Birmingham is starting rehearsal for the new season, as well as Alumni Choir for Christmas. Anyway, I offer the Imponderables my abject apologies, and the Forsakens, and especially you, Tristan, since I totally missed your message.

On to the thread:

Boobs: Love 'em! But if mine get any bigger, I'll be shopping for a bra.

Stuffing the pants: I was always afraid that whatever was stuffed would fall out a pants leg or something, leading to an embarrassing moment that would end up in some school yearbook forever.

Sense of Humor(or Humour, depending on which side of the pond you're on): I agree with Tristan, there has to be some commonality there or else you end up getting strange looks from your date all the time.

PR, I have to second the misgivings you have about having any work done. I know several friends who work at a restaurant with an owlish theme, and most of them have had work done. It just doesn't look right afterward. I mentioned it to one of them, and they said they did it for the increased tips, but I think they were a bit miffed at me for suggesting that the natural look was preferable to the "ahem" inflated one.

So who is he?
He's my husband.
Well who in the damn galaxy ain't!

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Friday, November 10, 2006 11:54 AM

MSG

Tristan will get this one...I was in theater...don't care who sees me in whatever state of undress. We had no dressing rooms for the longest time so wings were only available changing area...Plus with the dancing there is often no time to change between numbers and you can't wear much under a leotard and in many case you can't wear anything so you just have to stop caring who sees you naked or you can't do your job.

Ok how do we keep ending up on the topic of undergarments, and nudity?? I keep trying to change the topic so that CMH will come back, but to no avail:)

EDIT- BSC!!!! Oh hi how are you HUGS. WE've missed you.

Yeah and where are Emma and Deepgirl???
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."- Albright

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Friday, November 10, 2006 12:03 PM

TRISTAN

BSC! :hugs: Man, I have missed you!
Yeah, the PM thing has been sketchy, to say the least...I am not suprised you did not get any. I sent another one just a little while ago.
Glad to hear you are alive and well! Welcome back...I hope!

MSG, yep, I am the same way. Add to that the costuming, and nothing fazes me. So, the whole woman dropping her towel in front of me probably would have led me to try and guess her measurements.

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Friday, November 10, 2006 12:06 PM

KELKHIL

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Originally posted by Tristan:
guess her measurements.

DUDE! Thats like guessing her age or weight.

*Raspy Wisper* Its a TRAP! Run for your life!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Friday, November 10, 2006 12:08 PM

TRISTAN

KelKhil...I have never been assaulted while acting as a costumer...but there is always a first time, I guess?

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Friday, November 10, 2006 12:58 PM

MSG

Oh come on..it's only a trap if we ask a question... or if we're feeling irritate...or if we're using you to vent our rage against previous transgressors..or ( I could really keep going and going and this probably explains why I have so few female friends:)

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."- Albright

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Friday, November 10, 2006 1:24 PM

MSG

Well it looks as though the Firday night lull has hit and I'm off to get ready for the sushi bar:) HUGS to all

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."- Albright

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Friday, November 10, 2006 4:40 PM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

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Originally posted by msg:
Ok how do we keep ending up on the topic of undergarments, and nudity??

*holds up mirror*

Do we really need to answer that one, MsG?

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I keep trying to change the topic so that CMH will come back, but to no avail:)

He'll be back. But if you knew when the Jack-in-the-Box pops up, it would take all the fun out of it.

(Nobody I know...Couldn't compete with the cute kids around here anyway.)

Okay, I love a thread whose main unstated purpose is to be hijacked. I have something that's been bugging me for days. I almost started a separate thread for it (still might; I dunno).

Let's call it: "I don't know how I should feel about this." I actually have two to start with.

First. It's the middle of the night and one of the five boys comes in to wake me up to go outside. It's usually Captain Jack so it was probably him this time. I let them all out and turn on the TV to see what mindless flickering might be on this time of night. Just like I always do until they are ready to come (don't want to nod off). Surf the soundless channels. Nothing is ever on but soft core porn or infomercials.

But wait! What's this? There's a scene in a movie taking place in a theatre. There may be 10 people in the audience. Someone in the back row is wearing a foam horse's head. But that's not what catches my eye. In the front row is a geek chick (pretty sure it was a chick but you geeks have gotten pretty androgynous these days) wearing: A KNITTED JAYNE CAP! STG!! I kid you not! This is great! We're in the recognized realm of pop culture now! We're on the cusp of greatness! We're poise to...huh?

The scene shifts to what on the stage is holding the audience's attention: a giant gorilla wearing chains, a diaper and an enormous but thankfully concealed erection. WTF?!? What is this? I press the button on the remote. "Kinky Kong". Oh. It's ghastly, soft porn satire. So, there's my dilemma. Am I happy that Browncoats have worked their way into the cultural sub-conscious? Or, am I dismayed that our first big screen break since the BDM is in the cheapest and sleeziest genre imaginable?

Oh, and then there's the thought that one of the writers either is a browncoat or knows one. I hope that maybe they just read about us...of course I had to watch quite a bit more of the movie to see if there were more references. There weren't any. I could be wrong, but I nodded off a couple of times. How good could the porn part be if it failed even to keep me awake? It was junk.

The second one doesn't need any explanation or setup. I don't know how I should feel about this: I actually enjoy visiting with you folks more than the BDS/BDM themselves. Does that make me a bad person?

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Friday, November 10, 2006 4:43 PM

TRISTAN

I will take advantage of the lull to start a new thread. Be right back!

New home:
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=25183

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Friday, November 10, 2006 4:59 PM

JAMESTHEDARK

Nekkid Dream: Strangely, I've never had the full monty dream. I've had a half monty, dreaming of going to school without a shirt (which would have been horrifying for the rest of the class. Until three years ago, I was really damn fat), and one time I actually went to school without switching from pyjamas to real shirt. That was the bad time, though, when my brain was not in attendence with my body.
Nudity's not that big of a problem for me. Sure, I'm not going to subject people to it, but if they catch a peek, what's the problem? During this last summer, I had a coworker barge in on my whilst I was on the can. She was horrified, and morbidly embarrassed. She didn't tell me until the last day of work, and was shocked when I literally shrugged it off. It's just my dink. She could have seen me doing something really embarrasing.

Like voting Republican...

*Hai-oh!*

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I ain't lookin' for help from on high. That's a damn long wait for a train don't come.

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature.

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Friday, November 10, 2006 5:01 PM

PENGUIN

Hey! Where did the thread go?!?!?!?!

*waddles off in search of a thread*

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Friday, November 10, 2006 5:04 PM

CHRISMOORHEAD

Hell, MSG went out of her way to make a new topic for me to feel comfortable, and I don't respond until now? I'm such a jerk...

But as to your question... I don't know what an SO is unless you're talking about a senior officer. Regardless, there's not a whole lot of dangerous activities left for me to partake in. I mean, I could try dating again... that always scared the hell outta me.

And since you keep bringing it up, I wear an old pair of elastic cuff martial arts pants and an Army or National Guard promotional shirt to sleep in. In spite of my profile picture, I'm usually a very reserved dresser.

Desktophippie - No female friends. The last one I had ending up dating and cheating on a male friend. I can't say that there's any one reason that I don't keep female friends. A large part is probably just being so opposite to any and all female personalities and ways of thinking. Also I don't believe that it's possible to have a completely platonic relationship with a woman outside of the family. And... bad experiences. I was resentful towards my own mother for a long time, and even though I'm mostly over that, there's probably some psychological transfer to all women in general. Guys are just easier friends for me. They forgive easier and are harder to offend in the first place.

[IMG]

Place my body on a ship and burn it on the sea,
Let my spirit rise, Valkiries carry me.
Take me to Valhalla where my brothers wait for me.
Fires burn into the sky, my spirit will never die.

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Friday, November 10, 2006 5:57 PM

TRISTAN

I think this got buried....
New thread:

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=25183

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