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THE FORSAKEN - Burnin' in the Malebolge

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Monday, June 12, 2006 6:02 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.


We have reached level 8; the Malebolge
Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

I wanted to start this now; I'm ready for bed and the load time on Ring of Fire is looooong. It shouldn't be yet, but it is.
Malebolge... What kind of name is that?

*Curls up in the fire*

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Previous threads:
THE FORSAKEN - We Aim to Burn http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=20830
THE FORSAKEN - And Burn We Shall http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=21018
THE FORSAKEN - Fired Up http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=21068
THE FORSAKEN - Watch How We Burn http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=21172
THE FORSAKEN - River Styx http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=21244
THE FORSAKEN 666 - Party in the Pit http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=21297
THE FORSAKEN - City of Dis http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=21336
THE FORSAKEN - Ring of Fire http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=21389

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Monday, June 12, 2006 6:07 AM

TRISTAN


Shiny! New thread!






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Monday, June 12, 2006 6:15 AM

SWEETSERENDIPITY


When you going to drag the wife into the Forsaken threads?

Deb




http://serendipityagain.com/

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Monday, June 12, 2006 6:30 AM

TRISTAN


Soon. She is still feeling her way around...and she spends less time on the computer than I do. But yes, I shall drag her down here soon!




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Monday, June 12, 2006 6:33 AM

TRISTAN


sweet, sorry, forgot to respond to your post in the other Forsaken thread...
It is going to be hot here...hot and humid. We hit 100 yesterday, and I think it'll be worse today. I love AC!


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Monday, June 12, 2006 6:34 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


*FMF drives in on the mule she stole from Wash (shh) because she is tired of pulling that damn pyre and associated FORSAKEN paraphenalia*

VROOOOOOOOM

SHINY new thread! Sorry about the noise. I took the opportunity to tweak the mule a bit. Make it easier to outrun Reavers!

Let me just set up the Pyre and hot tub, tap the keg and change into my nekkid dancing attire and I will be ready to go!

hey what happens when we reach the final level of hell?


I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"


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Monday, June 12, 2006 6:39 AM

PENGUIN


Malebolge sounds like such a great place!

*gets brats and chips*


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Monday, June 12, 2006 6:40 AM

PENGUIN


Quote:

Originally posted by Tristan:
Soon. She is still feeling her way around...and she spends less time on the computer than I do. But yes, I shall drag her down here soon!


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Careful...soon she'll want her own computer to come play here!


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Monday, June 12, 2006 6:52 AM

TRISTAN


Oh, she has her own computer, she just doesn't spend as much time online as I do...I do alot of my posting during the day from work...she just pops on now and then.



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Monday, June 12, 2006 7:09 AM

SPACEANJL


SpaceAnJL finds the new party and does a neat little landing to avoid dropping the keg of rum in the fire.

We got magicians down here? They gonna do the tricks with balloons? Hell-puppies, y'know, for kids

SpaceAnJL

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Monday, June 12, 2006 7:24 AM

TRISTAN


Oooh, oohh, keg 'o rum!

*sets up a table, taps the keg, and prepares countless mugs of rum*

Just what we needed! Thanks, SpaceAnJL!


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Monday, June 12, 2006 8:10 AM

BSCPANTHERFAN


Woohoo! New thread. I didn't get to post to the old one for a few days because I was doing yardwork and had a tree I was pruning fight back. I spent most of the weekend with an egg-shaped lump on my forehead. The tree got pruned, so I count it as a win.

So, the Malebolge. I wonder if the person who invented the wrapping for CDs and DVDs is down here. You almost have to be a magician to unwrap those things, so I figure they use magic to wrap them in the first place.


MMMMM, scabs.

So who is he?
He's my husband.
Well who in the damn galaxy ain't!

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Monday, June 12, 2006 8:16 AM

PENGUIN





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Monday, June 12, 2006 8:26 AM

COPILOT


Hey I'll take a cup of rum while I wait for Sass to show up for some stunt man shots.

Sorry darlin I've got a simple mind it's still funny! YOU HIT ME IN THE HEAD WITH A BOTTLE OF TEQUILIA!

An I carried such a torch.......For the Dark Lord

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Monday, June 12, 2006 8:36 AM

SPACEANJL


Extends talon towards balloons...don't like clowns...

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Monday, June 12, 2006 8:37 AM

SPACEANJL


It's a Firefly! Even has the little wings...

SpaceAnJL

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Monday, June 12, 2006 9:22 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?



Come one... come all... Forsaken...

For our journey is nearly complete... I call upon my bretheren and sisteren!

*Sets up Yager Tap/Cooler for CP and others*

(NO Laffy.. had just a lil time between clients to do this. mod it if you like)


GO CANES!!!

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Monday, June 12, 2006 10:03 AM

TRISTAN


PDCharles, it looks like a family portrait! I like it!

For some reason, ever since SpaceAnJL showed up with the rum, the Andrews Sisters song "Rum and Coca-Cola" has been stuck in my head...and making me really want some...alas, I am two hours from going home...then maybe I can sing along!




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Monday, June 12, 2006 10:09 AM

SASSALICIOUS


Tequila . . .check
Salt . . .check
Limes . . .check
Knives . . .check

*cuts lime into little slices*
*pours the tequila into Forsaken shot glasses*
*pours salt for copilot and me*

You ready copilot?


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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
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Monday, June 12, 2006 10:16 AM

TRISTAN


I am sure you all know this one, so sing along with me:

One tequila
Two tequila
Three tequila
FLOOR!!!






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Monday, June 12, 2006 10:25 AM

SASSALICIOUS


Haha.

Tequila hasn't taken me out yet. Vodka usually kicks my ass and there was that one time with a bottle of brandy . . .I almost got my ass beat.

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
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Monday, June 12, 2006 10:26 AM

SPACEANJL


Random input - don't ever drink a pitcher of margaritas and then watch any David Cronenburg.


SpaceAnJL

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Monday, June 12, 2006 10:48 AM

TRISTAN


Oy! Brandy!
Quick funny note in regards to Simon's morality tale on the evils of Sake...he was not kidding! I love me some rice wine, but one time I went a bit too far...and I did end up naked on a picnic table in the middle of an apartment complex singing at the top of my lungs...luckily it was during summer theatre in NC, so I was not the only naked drunk person there!




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Monday, June 12, 2006 10:54 AM

COPILOT


1...2...3 snort sqirt drink! Yay!
Life is so very beautiful today! My soon to be roomate showed up with her nefew and we went to the park and played! I feel 11 again!


An I carried such a torch.......For the Dark Lord

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Monday, June 12, 2006 11:03 AM

SASSALICIOUS


Wow! That was good.

I think I'm getting used to this stuntman. I'm not quite as blind as last time.



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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
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Monday, June 12, 2006 1:34 PM

EMMARIGBY


Hi guys? Oh, are you all doing tequila? I've sworn of that for life. At least 6 times!

Too hot and stressed to type (work not going well, what with the heatwave and all).

See you tomorrow when I'll be in a better mood I hope.

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Hisssssss!

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Monday, June 12, 2006 1:39 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


Quote:

Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
Too hot and stressed to type (work not going well, what with the heatwave and all).

See you tomorrow when I'll be in a better mood I hope.



At least you won the caption game!


GO CANES!!!

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Monday, June 12, 2006 1:44 PM

OOKAMIKAWAHARA


Well since we got us a new thread here, add this one up.

Anyone got anything hard and fast for me,
cause I'm dealing w/ a nice big old grape shot to the heart. Relationships, gotta love'em especially when you get a minor crash and burn.
This wild child needs a bit for support from the Forsaken. Not to mention this weeks pretty full for me and I don't need all of this right now.
Oki na zannen ne ima kokoro wa takusan itai desu ne.

mata, Ookami yori



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Monday, June 12, 2006 1:45 PM

EMMARIGBY


Ooh? Did I? Shiny! That'll send me to bed with a grin! Will look at this week's tomorrow.

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Monday, June 12, 2006 1:55 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


Quote:

Originally posted by Ookamikawahara:
Well since we got us a new thread here, add this one up.

Anyone got anything hard and fast for me



Well, I brought in a Yager tap filled with near freezing goodness earlier. Help yourself. Both hard and fast!


minor burnage... Been there... reach for those bootstraps


GO CANES!!!

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Monday, June 12, 2006 2:53 PM

OOKAMIKAWAHARA


Thanks PDCharles
Something to sooth the pain. Anyways heading for dinner, but will be back in a bit.
Yeah tonight see if theres anything to salvage or if its good bye to this one, keep looken for the next one.
mata, Ookami yori

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Monday, June 12, 2006 4:03 PM

13


*Gasp, huff.*

Finally...finished the Minotaur..thanks for the help, really. Don't mention it..

Hey, PDCharles, put the game on!

Heh, Oilers'll win when Hell freezes over! *As he says this, a tiny snowflake drifts into his hair.*

Ah crap.

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13, First Mate of the 'Heart of Haven'
and Honorary Forsaken

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Monday, June 12, 2006 4:16 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


Quote:

Originally posted by 13:
*Gasp, huff.*

Finally...finished the Minotaur..thanks for the help, really. Don't mention it..

Hey, PDCharles, put the game on!

Heh, Oilers'll win when Hell freezes over! *As he says this, a tiny snowflake drifts into his hair.*

Ah crap.

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13, First Mate of the 'Heart of Haven'
and Honorary Forsaken



OH... I'm watchin'... could use a change of weather down here


GO CANES!!!

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Monday, June 12, 2006 5:20 PM

OOKAMIKAWAHARA


Well Ladies and Gents
We are crashen!!!! as our BDH would say. Sadly love couldn't keep me and my lass a flyen. I'm going to call her tonight, but don't seem like there is any hope for us. Stayed up till 6am this morning trying to call her. Gotta love the time diff in Japan. Orginally called 4am told me call back later, then I get the dear John f'en email when I wake up. So wish me luck ladies and Gents seems like I'm in the right place haven been forsaken by my lass here.

mata, Ookami yori

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Monday, June 12, 2006 5:22 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.


Quote:

Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
hey what happens when we reach the final level of hell?


I was planning on calling it "A Deeper Level" Or maybe "Beyond Hell". Guess we'll find out what happens! No way are we disbanding just cuz some guy said there were only 9 levels of hell!

13! Wow, you were fighting that thing this whole time? Damn, kid, you've got stamina!

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Monday, June 12, 2006 10:52 PM

EMMARIGBY


Talking about fighting monsters, I got sent this odd little site which I quite like.

It said:
Emma is a Giant Blob that Hovers Eerily, has a Single Giant Eye, moves at Great Speed, and picks up Cars and Throws Them.
This seems about right today! Who feels up to taking on the might of my slime?

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=Emma

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Monday, June 12, 2006 11:28 PM

CITIZEN


Strength: 3
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 5

Citizen is a Giant Moth that eats Trees, shoots Laser Beams, has Prehensile Eyes and Huge, Sharp Claws, and is Cold-Blooded.

vs

Strength: 10
Agility: 5
Intelligence: 1

Emma is a Giant Blob that Hovers Eerily, has a Single Giant Eye, moves at Great Speed, and picks up Cars and Throws Them.

When attacking:-
Strength: 3
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 7

When defending against Citizen:-
Strength: 10
Agility: 5
Intelligence: 1



Citizen wins!

The description is pretty much correct, except the lasers, I can't do that, and Giant Moths are far to pretty to be me. I'm more like an ugly ape whos seen the buisness end of a shovel.



More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'." -- Eleanor Roosevelt.

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Monday, June 12, 2006 11:34 PM

EMMARIGBY


Did you attack me with your intelligence? That's cheating! It's still fairly early, I don't have any intelligence until after 12pm!

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 12:21 AM

CITIZEN


http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi METHOD=GET>
Sean

is a Giant Robot that spits Jets of Water, rides around in a Metal Tripod, shoots Laser Beams, and has a single Horn on its Forehead and Dozens of Tentacles.

Strength: 8 Agility: 3 Intelligence: 8



To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat Sean, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights Sean using


Things are different if I use my real name



More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'." -- Eleanor Roosevelt.

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 12:30 AM

EMMARIGBY


Oooh! If I use my real name I'm a dragon! Shiny!
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi METHOD=GET>
Gillian

is a Giant Dragon that has X-Ray Vision and Crablike Pincers, Freezes Solid when Cold, swats Aeroplanes like Flies, and is Extremely Hydrophobic.

Strength: 8 Agility: 9 Intelligence: 10



To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat Gillian, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights Gillian using

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 2:03 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


...is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that was Summoned from The Deep, shoots Laser Beams, Hovers Eerily, has Bulletproof Skin, carries a Samurai Sword, and can Phase in and out of Existence.

fear my chlorophyll...


GO CANES!!!

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 2:45 AM

DEEPGIRL187


http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi METHOD=GET>
deepgirl187

is a Giant Blob that eats Nuclear Waste, controls Human Thought and the Weather, and is Wreathed with Flames.

Strength: 9 Agility: 2 Intelligence: 1



To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat deepgirl187, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights deepgirl187 using


If I use my real name, I get this:

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi METHOD=GET>
Masani

is a Giant Bee that cowers from Radiation, has Enormous Tusks, and can Change Colour.

Strength: 5 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 6



To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat Masani, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights Masani using



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It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think.

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 3:01 AM

TRISTAN




Morning, all!

Ooh, a quiz...
Tristan is a Giant Moth that has X-Ray Vision, can Change Shape, and is Highly Flammable.
Hmm...I'm a moth.




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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 3:29 AM

PENGUIN


http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi METHOD=GET>
Penguin

is a Giant Lizard that cowers from Radiation, has Bulletproof Skin and Heavy Metal Armour, carries a Ray Gun, and fears the Military.

Strength: 9 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 4



To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat Penguin, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights Penguin using



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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 3:52 AM

EMMARIGBY


Hahah! None of your puny monsters can beat my Giant Dragon!

Cower brief mortals!



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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 3:56 AM

TRISTAN


Whoa. A dragon! Ooh, Oooh, can he melt the marshmallows for the s'mores?


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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 4:09 AM

DEEPGIRL187


Well, we wouldn't want the marshmellows to be too melty, would we?

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It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think.

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 4:16 AM

TRISTAN


Hmm...good point.


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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 4:28 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.


Melting marshmallows is my job anyway!

Let's see what kind of monster I am...
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi METHOD=GET>
Rose

is a Giant Moth that spits Ice, Fears Nothing, has Very Sharp Fangs, and Screeches when Angry.

Strength: 3 Agility: 7 Intelligence: 5



To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat Rose, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights Rose using


And
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi METHOD=GET>
Phoenix

is a Planet-Sized Bee that eats Nuclear Waste, spits Jets of Water, has an Extra Head and Four Sets of Teeth, and can Change Colour.

Strength: 27 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 9



To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat Phoenix, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights Phoenix using


Put them together and there is
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi METHOD=GET>
PhoenixRose

is a Giant Ape that spits Ice, and has a single Horn on its Forehead.

Strength: 9 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 5



To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat PhoenixRose, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights PhoenixRose using


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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 4:36 AM

SPACEANJL


SpaceAnJL is a Collosal Squid that has a Single Giant Eye and an Extra Head, is trying to Destroy the World, and is Poisonous.

Cool!


SpaceAnJL

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