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THE FORSAKEN - And Burn We Shall

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 3:22 PM

KHYRON


Okay, considering various posts in recent times, my guess is: XeroGravityAdvanced = River6213.



Other people can occasionally be useful, especially as minions. I want lots of minions.

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 3:29 PM

CHRISISALL


Well, good on me; I'm cleared.

Happy, Citizen?

Chrisisall!

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 3:35 PM

CITIZEN


As Tat Moh would say:

What you chatin' about cracker?



More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'." -- Eleanor Roosevelt.

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 3:39 PM

DAYVE


Quote:

Originally posted by chrisisall:
good on me; I'm cleared.



i don't know.. you are looking awfully suspicous all dressed in black like that and carrying that glass cutter... and who was that woman i saw you with last night....?

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 3:47 PM

EMMARIGBY


Quote:

Originally posted by citizen:
XGA:
Yo momma didn't think I was such a sissy...

But your dadda had a few choice words to say about you...

Know what I'm saying sweety

Plus Chris or River, it's one of you...




Oh dear, much as it pains me to ever agree with a troll, XGA does seem to have a point. After all, didn't you mention you'd only reached level 2 in the circles of hell? I don't think you've been trying hard enough!

If we give you an interesting selection of implements and leave you in a locked room with XGA for a while do you think you can work on this enough to descend to meet me in level 6?

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 3:52 PM

CITIZEN


I'm in limbo...

But me XGA and a room with appropriate instruments...





More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'." -- Eleanor Roosevelt.

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 3:57 PM

EMMARIGBY


Quote:

Originally posted by citizen:
I'm in limbo...

But me XGA and a room with appropriate instruments...






Oh dear, it's worse than I thought. We need a cat-o-nine-tails, a large chicken and a small pointy cushion over here, stat!

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 4:00 PM

CITIZEN


But surely to enact space directive 9254 we need at least one live rabbi?



More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'." -- Eleanor Roosevelt.

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 5:01 PM

TRISTAN


*appears in the middle of the pyre in a large flash of fire and smoke*

Ow! Hot, hot!

*jumps out of the fire, patting out the burning parts. makes a beeline for the hottub; sinks into the water, raising a large cloud of steam*

That's better. Apparently, my asbestos leotard was made by the lowest bidder!

Looks like I missed the wanna-be troll. Shucks. Did he/she taste good?

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 5:08 PM

DAYVE


Quote:

Originally posted by Tristan:
Ow! Hot, hot!



*texas heat joke...*
... it's ok... i live there, so i get to ridicule it all i want.....it's my own little of part of hell on earth...


so one day Satan is walking around hell and he sees this guy lazing on a rock, kicked back, looking all cool with a big ole shit-eating grin on his face. The Prince of Darkness walks over to him and asks, “How can this be? Why do you not suffer like the rest of these miserable, wretched Forsaken? For this is Hell...the dominion of the damned.”
the cowboy replies.. “well shoot, Buddy, I’m from Texas.. hell, this here aint’ nothing...”

when Lucifer returned from his stroll, he summoned his second minion in command, Bob, and told him to turn up the heat.
“I want it hot enough in here to peel the snake skin right off of that Texans boots...”

...the next day, while making his rounds through the pit of never-ending fire, Satan found the Texan in a pool of molten rock, using it as though it were a spa at the HIlton... the good old boy in the hot tub produced a huge cigar from somewhere and asks Beelzebub, ...”hey there pardner...could I bum a light for my stogie..?

day after day this continued, Satan would crank up the thermostat and the Texan would still look happier than a pig in shit... until one day Satan thought.... “If the cowboy loves the heat so much, perhaps he would have the opposite reaction to cold..” So, He tells Bob to douse the flames of hell....

after hell had become cold and the entire surface coated in ice, Satan looked for the Texan. He found him jumping around in the snow, icicles hanging from his chin, his extremities turning blue and black, but he was still smiling from ear to ear...
“I don’t get it, you’re immune to the fires of hell and while you seem to be suffering from the effects of the cold, you are still happy....” exclaimed Abaddon.....

“well of course I’m happy Slick, the goddamned Rangers just won the world series....!!!”




...(wait for it...... )

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 5:09 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.


Quote:

Originally posted by Tristan:
Looks like I missed the wanna-be troll. Shucks. Did he/she taste good?


Kinda bitter and weak. I'm already hungry again. Didn't someone mention cake? I would love some proper cake. Maybe something solid to go with it. We got any buffalo we can slaughter? Buffalo burgers are tasty

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 5:14 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


Quote:

Originally posted by Tristan:
Looks like I missed the wanna-be troll. Shucks. Did he/she taste good?




Troll?

What Troll?




Wha?!?... *sniff sniff* OH.... IM ON FIRE!!!

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 5:44 PM

SASSALICIOUS


GO WRITE YOUR THESIS!







or stay and play!

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
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Sunday, May 28, 2006 5:47 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.


Quote:

Originally posted by Tristan:
*appears in the middle of the pyre in a large flash of fire and smoke*

Ow! Hot, hot!

*jumps out of the fire, patting out the burning parts. makes a beeline for the hottub; sinks into the water, raising a large cloud of steam*

That's better. Apparently, my asbestos leotard was made by the lowest bidder!


That's why I'm glad I don't have to deal with 'em.


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Sunday, May 28, 2006 5:57 PM

SASSALICIOUS


Quote:

Originally posted by reaverman:
Oh, yeah, I almost forgot with all the commotion that I've been officially banished to the fifth level of Hell, the domain of the wrathfull and gloomy. That sounds about right I guess (I was kinda hoping to make it to the "City of Dis", though...)

You're welcome on my boat. God ain't.



Just keep trying and soon you'll make it.

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
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Sunday, May 28, 2006 6:05 PM

SASSALICIOUS


I go to work for 13 hours and all hell breaks loose!

Was that a bad pun? I think so.

Tristan, sorry to hear about the shady leotard.

I feel bad for people who at ZG hotdogs. I'm kind of afraid of what a zero gravity hot dog would do to me. It could very well turn out like the bubble scene in Willy Wonka . . .

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"We don't fear the reaper"
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Sunday, May 28, 2006 6:13 PM

REAVERMAN


Damn, this thread grew fast. We're gonna need another shiny new one soon...

You're welcome on my boat. God ain't.

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 6:41 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Yes, the thread's too long --
and wot's this? Troll-slime?
Smelly, corrosive stuff.
And a rogue eybrow -- again?
It's getting like the older par-tay
thread before it had to be renewed.
Time to start another, whoever is in
charge of new thread starting.

bun
~6/23~Serenity Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 6:43 PM

TRISTAN


Ooh, ooh, it's back!

Do mommy and daddy know you are using their computer? You know you can get grounded for that, right?

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 6:52 PM

TRISTAN


Wow. I guess I have to agree with the others...you're not much of a troll. Don't they have books for things like this? Trolling for Dummys or something? You might want to check it out before you keep posting. If you come up with something creative, I might respond...but that does not seem all that possible, considering your previous posts. Poor thing, trying so hard...

Anyhow, back to the thread:
PDCharles, I really like that icon!

As to the leotard...yeah, I need to develop a flame-aura like PhoenixRose...but I imagine it may cause havoc with my coffee cup...

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 6:59 PM

TRISTAN


Forgot to welcome you to the fold, 13! Good to see you here.

I've been away for a spell, so if there is anyone I missed, I apologize, and welcome, all! Plenty of whiskey, coffee, tea, I think there are still some hot dogs around...did someone mention cake?

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 7:05 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.


Yes, of course, welcome all new Forsaken!
Yes, Tristan darling, there is cake. All kinds of sinful cake, and I'm on the lookout for a buffalo to cook.
I think we should vote on what the next thread should be called. I vote for THE FORSAKEN - Fired Up myself, but if anyone has a more creative idea they should mention it; that way we'll be prepared. Since this thread isn't quite as long as the old one, we don't need to abandon it just yet (and I would like the troll to be banished first, personally)

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PhoenixRose

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 7:09 PM

TRISTAN


Shiny! Cake! The perfect match for coffee and the hottub. Don't worry, I won't get any crumbs in the water.

*serves himself a decently-sized slice of cake and carefully climbs back into the hottub*

I like "The Forsaken-Fired Up"...has a nice ring to it.
I am sorry the troll-wannabe is bothering you. I really hate that simple-minded idiots like that can try and ruin the fun we have.

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 7:10 PM

SASSALICIOUS


Quote:

What u need is a taste of my bullwhip out in the park


Is that promise? Because you shouldn't make promises you can't keep.

Hit me. Come on, do it. DO IT!!!

*whip*

That's it? I want it harder, you little bitch. HARDER!!! I WANT TO FEEL THE BURN!!!!



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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
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Sunday, May 28, 2006 7:18 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.


*laughing fit*
Aw man, Sass, you are hi-larious!

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 7:23 PM

SWEETSERENDIPITY


Oooh Sass, you might not wanna do that,You don't know where that whips been. Have some cake instead!

Hey 13! Glad you made it! More cake?

Is it past the trolls bedtime yet? Quick, Tristan start a new thread!

Deb
Serendipityagain.com

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 7:23 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.


*sneeze*
Oh excuse me. I'm allergic to bullshit.

This troll just has an answer to everything! (sarcasmsarcasmsarcasm)


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Sunday, May 28, 2006 7:27 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.


Quote:

Originally posted by sweetserendipity:

Is it past the trolls bedtime yet? Quick, Tristan start a new thread!


I already did. http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=21068
Sadly, it seems the troll has no bedtime as so far most of the posts have been in the dead of night; hence why I was the one sparring with it at first.

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 7:28 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.


Quote:

Originally posted by XeroGravityAdvanced:
I hate these smart-mouths whores that hang out here.


Hmmmmm, well then. Perhaps you should leave. If we're bothering you, I mean.

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 7:33 PM

SASSALICIOUS


He/she really needs to make up his/her mind. Am I a girly-man or a whore? And if I'm a whore, why don't I see money around. Clearly I'm not being paid.

GOSH!

EDIT SQUARED: My pants are from express. It's the only place that sells flame-retardant pants in long.

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
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Sunday, May 28, 2006 7:36 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.


Yeah, I know. Neither of us are getting paid, yes? Hell, I'm not even getting laid, let alone paid
Oh well, you know trolls aren't credited with an overabundance of brains.

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 7:38 PM

SASSALICIOUS


Did I give you permission to live?

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"We don't fear the reaper"
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Sunday, May 28, 2006 7:51 PM

RIVER6213



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Sunday, May 28, 2006 8:09 PM

RIVER6213



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Sunday, May 28, 2006 8:38 PM

KHYRON


No offence was intended, River, but there were some things that reminded me of some of the more recent posts of yours. Personally I think the guy/gal is funny, so I wouldn't take it as an insult if somebody accused him/her of being an alter-ego of yours.

But if it's not you, I sincerely and unreservedly apologise.



Other people can occasionally be useful, especially as minions. I want lots of minions.

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 8:43 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.


But River has always been eloquent. Her killing spree was in fact especially eloquent.
I never thought it was you, River and I'm personally glad you're back to show the trolls of the world the sole of your shoe.

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 8:48 PM

RIVER6213



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Sunday, May 28, 2006 8:55 PM

KHYRON


Well, me thinking it was you wasn't quite random (the barely-suppressed rage in your killing spree comes to mind), but you deny it is you and that's good enough for me. No harm done.



Other people can occasionally be useful, especially as minions. I want lots of minions.

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 9:02 PM

RIVER6213



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Sunday, May 28, 2006 9:39 PM

EMMARIGBY


Quote:

Originally posted by Sassalicious:
GO WRITE YOUR THESIS!







or stay and play!

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
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Argh! I'm trying! But it's so boring and you guys are so damn entertaining!

Thanks for the prod though. Perhaps I need someone to stand over me with that there bullwhip that's been mentioned!

Back to look for more snakes today. Oooh! There's one!


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Sunday, May 28, 2006 9:48 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.


Heeheehee, you should join us at the new bonfire, darling. I saw a huge snake there

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 10:02 PM

EMMARIGBY


Quote:

Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
Heeheehee, you should join us at the new bonfire, darling. I saw a huge snake there




Phoenix, are you talking about Tristan again? Shame on you! He's a married man! Still, if he does insist on dancing around nakkid a girl's bound to notice!

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 10:11 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.


No, no! Are you kidding? Have you seen his wife in full armor with a sword snarling like a wolf? I'm not gonna be staring at no naked Tristan!

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Monday, May 29, 2006 1:02 PM

SIMONB


Quote:

Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
However, I don't want to go to the deepest circle of hell - it's too cold there for me.



FutureMrsFillion will bring her pyre down, so if we all gather close, we won't feel the cold. And soon it'll get nice and roasty, so don't worry none.



- Shiny. Let's be bad guys.

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die

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