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The Sereni-Tree, the Second Gala Pageant, and NO PERIL!

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 3:56 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Does my garden count? I grow EVERYTHING in there! Add the Sereni-Garden to the list!

Serenity,
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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 5:40 AM

JAKE7


Quote:

Originally posted by Malicious:
I heard that there is an opening for a judge? I hereby re-claim my judgeship. Now, upon whom will I be placing these judgements?

Don't forget who won the last Gala Pageant!



Mal-licious! Glad to see you've returned! I've got a beer here for you!

**Meanwhile, the pool table has re-opened now that Needy has a pole he's stuck to. jake7 racks up and calls for a game.**

Anyone else up for a game of pool?

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 5:44 AM

NEEDY

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:

There! Have I forgotten anything?



EDITED to add Destiny's Shadow, and Serenity's Garden.


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What about my T.H.R.E.A.D. (Tevlon Histroy Recorder and Easy Access Drive)? (I can't believe I remembered all that)

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 6:11 AM

CALLMESERENITY


And my comm links! That was my idea! I gave them out as Christmas presents or something.



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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 8:47 AM

MALICIOUS


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
"Did you, by any chance, return with the Gala Pageant Regalia? There was a crown, a scepter, and... oh yes, the 'Miss Verse' sash.



NO

Any other questions?

(Because they're MINE that's why! We need new regalia for me to win. Uh, I mean, for us to compete for. Yeah.)



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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 8:55 AM

MALICIOUS


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:

* The idea for the Sereni-Tree airship, aka “The Floating Treehouse”

* Seven Brides (Bride1 is mostly dead and currently stored in cryo)



I'm sorry but I must interject here. I believe TWG and I were equally responsible for the "BRIDES" if you recall.

Also, I requested the 'tree be an airship because I get seasick.

I feel so excluded. Et tu, TRM?


Mal-licious

I'm going to add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 10:51 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...


Quote:

Originally posted by Malicious:
Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:

* The idea for the Sereni-Tree airship, aka “The Floating Treehouse”

* Seven Brides (Bride1 is mostly dead and currently stored in cryo)



I'm sorry but I must interject here. I believe TWG and I were equally responsible for the "BRIDES" if you recall.

Also, I requested the 'tree be an airship because I get seasick.

I feel so excluded. Et tu, TRM?


Mal-licious

I'm going to add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.



Sheeeeeeeeeeeee's baaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!!!!!!

Malicious!!

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 12:37 PM

LIGHTMEDARK


/me sneaks off to a corner, a lonely corner, and sets to befriending it.

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 2:33 PM

THEREALME


I am sorry for both of us, Serenity, for NEITHER of us invented the comlink. While I used a "computer link" earlier, the first documented use of something called a "comlink," "commlink," "comm link," or "com link" was in Thread 19: The Black Diamond Ski Resort, and it was posted by none other than Static, as quoted below:

**kisses his beloved tenderly, then steps over to where his kit bag landed and the contents scattered somewhat, and digs out his comlink**

TRM. . .or anyone else who can do 'portals'. . .can anyone read me? TWG and I are at the bottom of a cliff, we could really use some assistance getting back up to the jacuzzi deck?


**shivers violently and slips his arms back around his beloved**

I hope someone responds soon. . .I'm freezing my arse off out here.



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The first appearance of CallMeSerenity was not until Thread 22 : Sereni-Tree IV: The Voyage Home, as quoted below:

*Serenity comes up from the Main Cargo Bay, walks over to the bar, pours herself a rootbeer and then goes over to the TV and looks for a DVD to watch.

Hmm..what to watch?
*Puts on "Holy Grail" and sits down to relax*


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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 2:41 PM

THEREALME


Mistress! I have corrected the errors that you have brought to my attention!

Also, I have posted the new GUIDE near the top of this thread.

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 2:55 PM

JADEHAND


*JadeHand leads Seryn to the hanger bay, pulls a remote from his pocket and deactivates the SEP on Ocean Cloud . Taking her inside he returns to the locker and opens the combination lock. Reaching inside he pulls out his Briefcase of toys. He sets those to the side and reaches back into the locker. He pulls out the last of the extra SEPs and hands it to Seryn.*

"For Nandi . I'll help you set it up."

*He collects his briefcase, cuffing it to his wrist. He leads her back out and over to Nandi closing up and reactivating the SEP behind him. He quickly connects and goes over the operation of the device with Seryn.*

"Now you take care of her, you hear?"

"I will." , Seryn replies.

"I was talking to Nandi ."
"Now, Back to the fun."

*JadeHand heads for the gameroom to teach Rudy a lesson.*


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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 6:40 PM

MAI


*goes to the common room carrying presents which tower precariously.

Phew! *drops the presents on a nearby table* This is going to be fun!

Huh. First one here... *sits down on the couch to relax*

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 8:20 PM

JAZAF


*rubs his hands together vigorously.*
"Since Cozen is uhhh.....making his dress, I'll finish the stage."
Jazaf puts both hands on a large slab of metal and begins using his abilities to form a Stage. While forming the stage he make a life size statue of Malicious, the Last pageants winner and leaves a space for another statue for this pageants winner.
"This stage could take awhile so if you guys have any suggestions.... the stage is hard enough."

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 9:14 PM

APRILISE


Quote:

Originally posted by seryn:
Resuming her wandering, she soon spots one of the little girls, Shadow? asleep in one of the undisturbed corners. Gently she shakes her awake and grins at her.

"Hey sweetie, wheres your sister? We got you some surprises from the commerce planet, you go find your sister and i'll go grab the gifts from my room, meet you here in ten say?



Shadow rubbed her eyes sleepily, as she looked up at Mrs. Seryn. It had been a long few days so the woman’s words didn’t register for a few moments. When they did she grinned.

Quote:

The little girl grins at her, eyes big as dinner plate, and as she runs off, Seryn returns to her rooms, picks up the shopping bags, and checks on the rabbits...



Shadow walked quietly through the halls looking for her sister. This ship was big, maybe she should ask if anyone had seen Ghost. She shouldn’t have let Ghost our of her sight, should have learned her lesson during Ghost’s disappearing act earlier. Taking a deep breath the girl tried to calm down. No one on this ship had harmed them in any way, no one on this ship had tried to hit them, no one on this ship had even attempted to turn them in to the authorities.

Looking around she realized she was lost.

Meanwhile somewhere else aboard the tree…

Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Bobbie inclines her head and looks down to evaluate her handiwork. The numerous curls had set, and the little pink ruffled dress actually fit. She smiles. Bobbie Sue has just finished transforming young Ghost from a scruffy street urchin of indeterminate gender to a little Shirley Temple clone.

Bobbie tosses back her own curly blonde hair, takes the hem of her skirt in each hand, and executes a perfect curtsie.

“Look sweetie! You are SO pretty. We’re like twins, now!” Bobbie squeals with delight. "Isn't dress-up fun?"

Little Ghost stares at herself in a mirror, not quite believing her eyes.

Bobbie suddenly realizes that Ghost may not be entirely happy with her new look. “Uh, hey, sweetie, would you like one of my Barbies? I’m a collector, you know.” She throws open the doors to her walk-in closet, revealing from floor to ceiling a carefully ordered, cataloged collection. “Here!” She grabs one and displays it for Ghost. “High Society Barbie! Isn’t she gorgeous? And what fashion sense! It’s very rare. I had to get TheRealMe to go to some other dimension to find it for me.”

Ghost continues to stare at herself in the mirror.

Bobbie is unsure of what to do next. “Uh, would you like to go find your sister?”

Ghost nods gravely.



Mrs. Bobbi was scary sometimes. At first she took Ghost to get something to eat but then she had taken her to this room and had spent several hours curling, washing, dressing, and putting all sorts of smelly gunk on her.

Ghost looked down at herself still not sure what she thought about the outfit she was now dressed in, and she definitely wasn’t sure about the hair, the dress was pretty but very ruffly, she was afraid she would mess up the outfit she was in. And her hair was all crinkly, she didn’t like that. She didn’t think Shadow would like it either. Shadow said they couldn’t dress in things like this cause they’d be noticed. Plus Ghost really didn’t want the nice people she had met to laugh at her. She looked like a dolly.

It was like Mr. Jones at the orphanage had told her. She wasn’t a pretty girl, she didn’t deserve pretty things, she and Shadow were gutter trash and should dress like it cause that was better than they deserved. Mr. Jones had told them that crinkly and fancy hair was for kids who deserved it and for kids who had families and who didn’t make their mommies and daddies run away. He had said only good girls got pretty dressies and Ghost knew she wasn’t a good girl. She had left Shadow with the ponies, and didn’t help with the buttons enough and and…

Her eyes began tearing up as they continued walking, her mind fully engulfed in her thoughts.

She didn’t notice Shadow till she walked right into her falling to the floor as she did so, and hearing a rip as the dress caught on a nail on the wall.

A second later Ghost's eyes filled with tears as she knew what would happen next.

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 9:33 PM

THEREALME


Bobbie Sue bends down to pick up little Ghost, who had fallen down. "There, there, sweetie." She wipes away Ghost's tears. "Look, here's your sister. Let's see what she thinks about how pretty you look!"


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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 10:08 PM

SIMONWHO


TRM, hope you don't mind but I think you missed a few things off that I invented:

The big screen television
The Internet
Cheesham, the ever popular melding of cheese and ham
Fire

Any time you could add those to the list, that would be great.

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 11:32 PM

THEREALME


Quote:

Jazaf wrote
*rubs his hands together vigorously.*
"Since Cozen is uhhh.....making his dress, I'll finish the stage."
Jazaf puts both hands on a large slab of metal and begins using his abilities to form a Stage. While forming the stage he make a life size statue of Malicious, the Last pageants winner and leaves a space for another statue for this pageants winner.


Ummmm... Actually, Jazaf, you might want to save yourself a little time and make TWO statues of Malicious.

TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 4:05 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Okay, so I didn't INVENT the comm links, I just made them available to everybody.

But the Wingéd Waters were totally my idea.

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*Serenity finds Mai in the Common Room, hiding behind a large stack of packages.*

Wow, we may have gone a bit overboard with the presents for the girls. I hope we don't overwhelm them.

And just when did you find time to wrap all of them? You're amazing!

Now, where's Seryn and the girls?



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Thursday, May 11, 2006 4:10 AM

JAZAF


"Fair enough."
And so Jazaf proceeds to make a Second Statue Of Malicious.

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 4:17 AM

SCORPIONREGENT


Engineering: The still completed SR now set himself to giving Snarky a personality. He began by uploading music and movies into Snarky hand over fist. After about two hours of what could only called data entry SR concluded that there was probably enough material for a intial test run. He then began by crunching code that would allow Snarky to access movies and music and use sound-bytes, mimic voices and play music in response to outside stimuli or as a reflection of some inner state, this takes quite a while. Finally SR steps back from his work, finishes his coffee and hits the button that sets the program in motion. Snarky immediately begins playing the opening bars of Strauss' "Thus Spake Zarathustra" at high volume. Snarky notices SR's discomfort and reduces the volume slightly. After the fan fare ends Snarky goes silent.
"are you all right?" SR asks fearing some sort of overload may have caused the program to lock up.
Snarky snaps his head back does a James Brown shout starts dancing around engineering to "I Feel Good", picking up a pair of small wrenches Snarky drums along in time on the walls and conduits.
"You may have create a monster." Says Jett to SR.
"He's fine, ...so far."
"So what's next?"
"With Snarky?"
Jett nods.
"I'm just going to give him a little time to settle into it and then I'll make adjustments as needed."
"Okay then what's next in general?"
"I was thinking of another heat exchanger for a instant on demand hot water heater."
"For tea?"
"Yeah, hot chocolate, soups, and the like."
"Cool!"
"On the contrary my dear."

Scorpion Regent

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 4:22 AM

NEEDY

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions


Needy awakens suddenly.
"what... happened?"
Beside him is SimonWho, looking down on him smiling. "You passed out."
"I did?" Needy looks down and realises the only things he's wearing are his socks. Thankfully his dignity is covered by a tablecloth..
"Yeah, remember, you had a pole stuck in your ass."
"A.. Pole? Valdek?" Needy starts to panic.
"Who? Oh, the exchange student... No. A metal pole"
"Steelman: The polish sexbot?"
"No. An actual pole... a long metal.."
"vibrator?"
"No! Oh I give up" SimonWho walks off

Needy remains seated with a look of utter fear on his face.

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 4:47 AM

SCORPIONREGENT


As he's tinkering away SR rememebers something. He toggles on his comm-link.

"V-mail for Jazaf: After all the festivities settle down I wouldn't mind taking part in one of your classes with Duece. That is if you don't mind. Of course if they are private lessons and I understand completely and withdraw the request."

Scorpion Regent

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 10:34 AM

MALICIOUS


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Mistress! I have corrected the errors that you have brought to my attention!



(Mal-Licious thinks, "Wow, that was easy! Perhaps too easy? I think I'll try this...)

TRM!

Thank you for making those corrections, however I have a few more. I believe I was the one who invented big screen tvs, the internet, fire, and ALSO anything related to Star Wars. And I think I had a part in developing the chocolate river, too. There may be more. I'll get back to you.



Mal-licious

I'm going to add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 11:15 AM

LIGHTMEDARK


Quote:

Originally posted by LightMeDark:
/me sneaks off to a corner, a lonely corner, and sets to befriending it.



/me turns to the group gathered in the common room

It says it's name is George!

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 4:44 PM

KELLYOFLUTHIEN


Quote:

Originally posted by lissa:
*lissa, relieved at the sudden lack of pain, looks Kelly up and down*

Nice to meet you, Kelly. Sorry I've been missing lately...I was in a hole over in the corner...Anyways, we should probably go find Ath. I need to see if his dress needs any alterations.

*lissa and Kelly get up, but realize Needy is still swaying on the table. They decide to stay and watch the show for a bit*

~lissa, retired spwhore



Kelly watches as Needy and the pole get acquainted.

"....Interesting entertainment you humans have...."

Lissa laughs and grabs Kelly's hand as they search for Ath.

They find him in the cockpit, pink dress intact but currently the target of a stream of muttered curses escaping his lips. Kelly and Lissa stop in the doorway and eavesdrop.

"Gorram A-line, you're getting caught in the controls...and people with wings should not wear spaghetti straps...I need a racerback....and shoes, nice stiletto heels, if I'm gonna win this...."

"I think that can be arranged, don't you, Kelly?" Lissa winks as Ath spins around in his chair and curses as his dress gets caught again.

"Stilettos and perhaps some fishnets as well," Kelly nods solemnly, stifling a grin.

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 5:30 PM

JADEHAND


*Jadehand goes by the bar and Speaks with Trey about having a couple dozen pints devilered to the gameroom and then heads for the arcade. JadeHand stops by the corner on the way to the Gameroom and greets LMD.*

Hey, you up for a game of Funhouse? I've got several pints on the way to the gameroom and could use a second player to give me more time to drink them. George? who's George? Does he want to play too?


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Thursday, May 11, 2006 5:54 PM

CALLMEATH


Quote:

Originally posted by Malicious:
ALSO anything related to Star Wars.



Including Eps. 1-3?!

Uh, surely there must be some greatness hidden in there that mere mortals like us cannot understand?

Yeah, that's it!

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 6:53 PM

JAZAF


"Done!" Jazaf backs away rubbing his hands.
"The stage looks wonderful, a true tribute to the Winner of the Pageants....Me!" Malicious says jubilantly. However upon further inspection she spots a flaw. "What is that!" Mal points at the banner, shaped like Cozen in all his whimsical glory.
"I figured that since your the Queen of the Pageant we might as well have a suitable image of the oddites to come. I heard the last pageant had some odd gowns so why not an equally odd Host?"
Mal ponders this, her pause concerns Jazaf and beads of sweat begin to form on his brow.
"Very Well! I'll allow it!" Malicious says with an air of Finality. Jazaf breathes a sigh of relief and heads to the taco bar for a well deserved Fajita!

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 7:03 PM

CALLMEATH


Quote:

Originally posted by KellyofLuthien:


"Stilettos and perhaps some fishnets as well," Kelly nods solemnly, stifling a grin.



Fish nets? I was thinking thigh-highs.

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 7:20 PM

KELLYOFLUTHIEN


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeAth:

Fish nets? I was thinking thigh-highs.

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"



Thigh high fish nets! With seams up the back! And held in place with a very lacy garter belt!

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 7:28 PM

MAI


Actually Serenity, I didn't wrap them one minute they were spilled all over the cargo bay and then next they were wrapped up in these pretty ribbons and paper. Strange huh?


*spies Jade and LMD conversing in the corner... Hey guys I got you presents too! Do you have minute?

*begins pulling out several dress boxes* I think you all will be absolutely resplendant for the gala pageant!




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Thursday, May 11, 2006 7:58 PM

LISSA


Quote:

Originally posted by KellyofLuthien:

Thigh high fish nets! With seams up the back! And held in place with a very lacy garter belt!



I'm liking this idea...

*lissa quickly supplies these items from her own personal...um, I mean, from a store!*

~lissa, retired spwhore

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 9:58 PM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges


Wisp had awoken from his drunken slumber in a very groggy state.
"What happened" He asked to Doris (his talking Goat)
"well as far as i can tell someones in a game room, someone lese is dressed as a woman (actually lots of someones are dressed as women), theres a stage, and a talking singing robot but then again im just a goat"
"Oh" Says wisp. Looking down he sees hes wearing a black little lacy thing with tights

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Friday, May 12, 2006 2:43 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Wow, that was one wicked reset button TWG found! It wraps presents!

What is taking Seryn and the girls so long? This was her idea!

And that reminds me! I have presents, too!

*commlink* Hey Soul? If you've got a moment, I have a present for you!

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
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Friday, May 12, 2006 2:44 AM

SERYN


Eventually makes it back to the common room and joins Mai and Serenity, oh! wrapping presents is nothing! It also dry cleans and restores favoured boots to tired toes too!

They start a frenzy comparing new shoes, and cooing over baby clothes.


At one point Seryn feels guilty for the whole pole thing, and blows up a childs inflatable swimming ring and gets Needy settled on it in an armchair (very careful to keep the table cloth in situ), then invites the little old polish guy, and the exchange student, to join them for some icecream.

Then they go back to dicussing shoes, studiously ignoring the fact that Valdek is throwing Needy puppy eyes, Needy is concentrating too hard on his ice cream, and the old guy appears to have fallen asleep in his.

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!

http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Friday, May 12, 2006 3:05 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:

*commlink* Hey Soul? If you've got a moment, I have a present for you!



Soul makes his way from where he is (where am I, anyway?) to where Serenity is.

"Ooh! Presents!"

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

http://havenofsouls.livejournal.com/

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Friday, May 12, 2006 3:16 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Hello, you!

(I thought maybe you were in your Security officy place. Who knows?)

Anyway-I got you these!

*Serenity hands Soul a box containing a new pair of boots.*





Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Friday, May 12, 2006 3:29 AM

SERYN


Which prompts Seryns memory.

on the comm "SR, would you come up to the common room? Just for a moment."

She continues talking and chatting, and giggling at Valdeks attempts to sweet talk Needy, until she see's SR amongst the crowd.

Expertly she throws the very expensive, nice but non flashy practically designed, acid and all manner of nasty stuff proof boots at his head.

He yelps and looks accusingly at her, and raises a questioning eybrow.

"Now I forgive you for taking the shuttle"

SR frowns, rubs his head, and goes back to wherever he came from.

"I hope they fit!"

And again, she rejoins the conversation about various girly things.

**********************************************************
Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!

http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Friday, May 12, 2006 4:10 AM

JADEHAND


*JadeHand and LMD head over to meet Mai.*

"Oh you are too sweet, picking up gifts like that. Something for the Gala, eh?"

*JadeHand opens his giftbox and discovers a shiny black leather corset and long black leather boots.*

"oh."
"um."
"Thanks Mai."



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"Finding the answer It's a human obsession
But you might as well talk to the stones and the trees and the sea
'Cause nobody knows And so few can see
There's only beauty and caring and truth beyond darkness." -Estonia(This Strange Engine) -Marillion



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Friday, May 12, 2006 6:41 AM

MALICIOUS


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeAth:
Quote:

Originally posted by Malicious:
ALSO anything related to Star Wars.



Including Eps. 1-3?!



Well.......not really. I just want any residual checks and my percentage of the related products of which I am due.





Mal-licious

I'm going to add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 11:27 AM

LIGHTMEDARK


Quote:

Originally posted by Jadehand:
Hey, you up for a game of Funhouse? I've got several pints on the way to the gameroom and could use a second player to give me more time to drink them. George? who's George? Does he want to play too?



Sure, I'm up for it...but what's Funhouse?

Oh, George. Jade, this is George *motions to the corner* George, meet Jadehand.

-silence-

Oh, well don't worry about that, Jade. George is very shy, a bit eccentric, too.

Oh, look, Mai has presents for us :o

/me wanders over to mai and gives her a hggling

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Friday, May 12, 2006 12:27 PM

JADEHAND


Funhouse pinball. it has Rudy. he talks to you, calls you names. so you hit him in the mouth with your ball.
See...


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There's only beauty and caring and truth beyond darkness." -Estonia(This Strange Engine) -Marillion



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Friday, May 12, 2006 3:59 PM

MAI


Jade
You're very welcome!

And for LMD a long flowing gown in a lovely bluish-green. Plus look, it has a boa! Oh wait and your shoes *hands over matching pumps*

LMD

Now run along and get dressed. We must have a dress rehersal before the gala begins.

Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
http://iammai2.livejournal.com

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Friday, May 12, 2006 5:42 PM

JADEHAND


"But, but ....Pinball... and Pints.... much more fun for me than dressing up."



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But you might as well talk to the stones and the trees and the sea
'Cause nobody knows And so few can see
There's only beauty and caring and truth beyond darkness." -Estonia(This Strange Engine) -Marillion



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Friday, May 12, 2006 5:53 PM

MAI


You can play your games and have your drinks when you get back. NOW GO!

Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
http://iammai2.livejournal.com

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Friday, May 12, 2006 7:12 PM

APRILISE


Shadow was officially lost, this ship was far too big. She didn't even see any of the adults around. She wasn't paying too much attention to where she was, at least not till she felt someone run straight into her.

Looking down she was about to yell at whoever it was when she got a good look...and then another...
It was Ghost...or at least she thought it was ghost.

Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Bobbie Sue bends down to pick up little Ghost, who had fallen down. "There, there, sweetie." She wipes away Ghost's tears. "Look, here's your sister. Let's see what she thinks about how pretty you look!"



Quickly Shadow went to her sister's side trying to calm the young girl even as she got a better look at her. Note to self she thought, Never leave Mrs. Bobbi and Ghost alone together...

Shadow tried very hard not to burst out laughing at the outfit her sister was wearing, she knew she wasn't entirely sucessful, when she saw her sister's crying get worse.

She couldn't lie to Ghost, the outfit while cute looked ridiculous. So telling her she looked good iin it was just out of the question, and saying it aloud could hurt Ms. Bobbi's feelings she looked so happy about the makeover...however there was something else she could do.

"Come on Sis, Mrs. Seryn and the others brought us stuff from their time on the planet." then leaning closer to Ghost she whispered in the girl's ear "I'll bet they got us some more outfits if not, I got a spare set in my bag."

Ghost whimpered then grabbed Shadow tight. Hoping Mrs. Bobbi hadn't noticed the rip. Shadow smiled down at her, biting her lip to keep from laughing. Then she knelt down again, "I bet Ms. Seryn can fix that right up. I won't let anyone hurt you kiddo."

Ghost nodded staying as close to her sister as possible.

"Mrs. Bobbi, I'm kinda lost do you know the way back to the common room that's where everyone else is?"




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Saturday, May 13, 2006 2:19 AM

SIMONWHO


You know I really don't know what I'm going to wear now my rather vast wardrobe has been borrowed by my son.

In fact, when he gets home, he's in for one heck of a paddling. Honestly, there may be tears.

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Saturday, May 13, 2006 2:52 AM

COZEN


Lotsa fine attire available!

Y'know, if you like fine velvety/silken/butterflyesque/aluminum dresses. And the slinky undergarments made of fine materials sewn by vivacious ladies.

Transvestitically (say that one 10 times quickly!),
c.

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Saturday, May 13, 2006 7:32 AM

SCORPIONREGENT


Quote:

Originally posted by seryn:
Which prompts Seryns memory.

on the comm "SR, would you come up to the common room? Just for a moment."

She continues talking and chatting, and giggling at Valdeks attempts to sweet talk Needy, until she see's SR amongst the crowd.

Expertly she throws the very expensive, nice but non flashy practically designed, acid and all manner of nasty stuff proof boots at his head.

He yelps and looks accusingly at her, and raises a questioning eybrow.

"Now I forgive you for taking the shuttle"

SR frowns, rubs his head, and goes back to wherever he came from.

"I hope they fit!"

And again, she rejoins the conversation about various girly things.

**********************************************************
Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!

http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt



20 minutes later Snarky appears in the common room with a box. He approaches Seryn.
"Excuse me, Miss Seryn" he says to Seryn
"Yes," Replies Seryn "Who is this strange robot?" she wonders to herself.
"I have a package and a message for you." Says Snarky handing her the box. His voice is replaced with a recoding of SR's voice.

"I must appologize that I can not accept your fine gift due to the circumstances it was given. If you want to resolve the situation between us you know where to find me. If you want a pound of flesh, to which you are most like entitled then just come and ask for it. Don't be making a scene in front of all these people, there is no reason to spoil their good time.
P.S. Don't go ballistic and shoot the messenger, I programmed my assistant to view the 3 rules of robotics as guidelines and he may react to attacks on his person by defending himself."

Scorpion Regent

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Saturday, May 13, 2006 9:55 AM

SERYN


Seryn dropps the boots and shoos the robot away, unable to be even remotly bothered. He'd had his mini punishment, as far as she was concerned it was all done and dusted and if he was going to be an ass about it then ya boo sucks to him.

"So serenity, did you want to go with a classic style for your dress or did you want something outrageous and modern? But still classy, of course... who are you going to have as your maids? you know, the girls would look stunning in deep pinky purple, they have the colouring, but thats just my guess.


Hang on, where are the girls? Whats taking them so long?"

She clicks her fingers and motions for the snarky robots attention.

"You preformed your task admirably, now, could you do us all a favour before you return to... wherever it is? Can you find the two small girls, Shadow and Ghost, and escort them back here? I fear they may be lost."

The robot seems indecisive, then agrees, and hurries off to find the two girls.

"Oh, I hope they arn't frightened by him!"

**********************************************************
Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!

http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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