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Things You Would Give Succatash if You Were Lucky Enough To Meet Him

POSTED BY: SARAHETC
UPDATED: Saturday, May 31, 2003 11:16
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Friday, May 30, 2003 4:42 AM

SARAHETC


I would start with the oft proffered futomaki and move on to cash and oaths of fealty.

I would give him money to bless my horse-head-on-a-stick. Where's the sign up sheet for that club anyway?

What would y'all give him? You know you love him. Knuckle sandwich? Cheese sandwich? Virginity? Your prize collection of used toothbrushes?

Sarah

I'm a dying breed who still believes, haunted by American dreams. ---Neko Case

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Friday, May 30, 2003 4:47 AM

TRAGICSTORY


Beer. Lots and lots of beer. Then I would sit back and watch the mayham ensue! Kareoke would be manditory!







"Societies are supported by human activity, therefore they are constantly threatened by the human facts of self-intrest and stupidity." --Peter Berger

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Friday, May 30, 2003 8:06 AM

SUCCATASH


This is a great thread! I feel so lucky to have such cool Browncoat friends.

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Friday, May 30, 2003 10:17 AM

ARCHER


This collection of used teabags and a stick what sounds like it's raining.

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Friday, May 30, 2003 10:20 AM

KENWOOD


Quote:

Originally posted by Sarahetc:

What would y'all give him? You know you love him. Knuckle sandwich? Cheese sandwich? Virginity? Your prize collection of used toothbrushes?





I got a case of Blue Sun Beer left over from the Seattle Shindig.

Later,

ME.



Don't look back, som'thin' might be gainin' on ya.
Who let the pigs play poker?
Evo Shander was right!

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Friday, May 30, 2003 5:39 PM

SIRENKAIN


Sarah stole my gift. His own thread....







River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds, given adequate vacuuming systems.
Mal: See, morbid and creep-ifying I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

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Friday, May 30, 2003 6:15 PM

SUCCATASH


What I really want is for all of my Browncoat friends to fly with me to Hawaii and party with Haken.

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Friday, May 30, 2003 6:15 PM

LERXST


An invite to a Browncoat Tequila Melee.

Edit: In Hawaii.
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Raspberry! Only one man would dare give me the raspberry...LONESTAR!!

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Friday, May 30, 2003 6:37 PM

ARCHER


Geez, I thought you liked him, Dead-Mailman-Walking. Why are you dragging him into this deadly struggle?

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Sadist.

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Friday, May 30, 2003 6:50 PM

SUCCATASH


CONFUSION ALERT! CONFUSION ALERT!

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Friday, May 30, 2003 6:50 PM

LERXST


Now c'mon! It's a Tequila Melee! We all get wasted, maybe get some tatoos, and pass out. What's not to like?


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Raspberry! Only one man would dare give me the raspberry...LONESTAR!!

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Friday, May 30, 2003 6:56 PM

ARCHER


Oh, I forgot you're not from around here.

No, you're referring to a Tequila Duel.

A Tequila Melee is a bit different.

'Course a small one like this won't have more'n a few dead bodies come mornin'.

Sorry Succatash.

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Friday, May 30, 2003 7:52 PM

SUCCATASH


Quote:

Originally posted by Archer:
Oh, I forgot you're not from around here.

I'm in a foreign world that defies reality and logic. You may call it Utah.


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Friday, May 30, 2003 8:13 PM

KOFFEE


I'd give him a big ol' kiss. But no frenching, that is reserved for Maniac. hee, hee

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Friday, May 30, 2003 8:45 PM

ARCHER


Quote:

Originally posted by Succatash:
Quote:

Originally posted by Archer:
Oh, I forgot you're not from around here.

I'm in a foreign world that defies reality and logic. You may call it Utah.




Actually, I was talking about Lerx and his dragging you into our Tequila Melee.

But yeah, I do know a bit of Utah.

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Friday, May 30, 2003 8:53 PM

SUCCATASH


OH, that makes sense. Had a Confusion Alert for a moment there.

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Friday, May 30, 2003 8:54 PM

SUCCATASH


[Succatash looks around nervously, and wonders what the hell is going on]

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Friday, May 30, 2003 9:31 PM

ARCHER


SLICK! So slick, Dead-Mailman-Walking, but I caught that edit.

Oh well, this thread is about Succatash, so I'll stop monopolizing it with our grudge match.

And in recompense, I hereby offer Succatash the first thing that comes to hand here on my desk... no, not the wireless mouse... uh...

Here's a mostly full-box of Irish Breakfast Tea, just for you, buddy!

There ain't nothin' I can't overcome or come to know. So lay your heavy load down on me, strip everything I have away. I am not your prisoner, I am not afraid.

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Saturday, May 31, 2003 11:16 AM

MANIACNUMBERONE


I'd give Succatash a finished house to move into

and a second dog, to play with his first dog.

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