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Thursday, May 4, 2006 9:17 AM

WILDIGSTART


17.5 & 18 nope.
19 *drinks*
20 *drinks*
21 nope
22 *drinks*
23-27 nope
28 *drinks*
29 *drinks 16 times..for movies and each series*
30 *drinks*
31 *drinks for Disneyland*
32 *drinks for that badge she earned when she was 10*
33 nope
34 nope


35. I have never licked a pole.
[edited for clarification] Not a Pole. A post/pole. Thing in the ground that sticks up into the air..sometimed has a sign attached...or a half nekkid spinning woman.



question: do we get something for taking the most drinks? cause...i think i'm one of the leaders...*hiccup*



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Thursday, May 4, 2006 9:45 AM

SAFEAT2ND


Thanks Tayeatra & Serenity! I've got it now.

Ok, here goes;
1)nope 2)drink 3)nope 4)nope 5)Hell no 6)again, Hell no 7)Fishing count? hunt with intent to kill, or scare? 1/2 drink 8)wrist is attached to the arm so...drink 9)damn...nope 10)close but nope 11)nope 12)drink, c'mon it was for a joke... 13)nope 14)drink 15)nope 15.5)Does the balcony count? drink 16)umm... nope 17)drink 17.5)no, that's just wrong 18)close... but no 19)drink 20)nope 21)nope 22)nope 23)drink, several times once in the summer whilst sitting around a bonfire 24)While it was open, even... drink 25)nope, lived on a farm too. 26)close, buzz cut, but no 27)nope 28)nope, but it's on the list 29)damn... drink 30)AND showed him the way, drink 31)been to one but can't remember which is where so I'll drink anyway. 32)should've been , but no 33)nope 34)does intentionally count? What? He shouldn't have parked in the handicap spot. DRINK 35)... are we talking Polish people or poles as in posts? Never licked a post.

14 drinks...hmmm

I have never worn socks with sandals.

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Thursday, May 4, 2006 10:22 AM

CALLMESERENITY


32-36. No drinks.

I really am boring. I must do something about that.

I think I'll go home and put some socks and sandals on! (except....EW!)

37. I have never fainted.

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Thursday, May 4, 2006 10:35 AM

TAYEATRA


Oops...

35.) *Drinks*

36.) *Drinks*... as a child

37.) *Drinks* it really freaks your teachers out if you do it at school. And I passed out at work once (Christmas rush and I was behind the till and stood next to my boss. Felt funny and all of a sudden was on the floor with lots of curious customers staring at me! Heh... was worth it for the look on my bosses face! He sent someone out with petty cash to buy chocolate for all the staff incase any one else had sugar crash)

hmmm...

38.) I have never eaten ketchup/tomato sauce sandwiches.

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Thursday, May 4, 2006 10:40 AM

CALLMESERENITY


38. OOOH! One I can drink to!

My mother used to make these fried egg, ketchup and bacon sandwiches. Now I think the idea is revolting, but when I was younger, I really liked them.

*drinks*

39. I have never eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting.

*drink* (I did it once, learned my lesson!)

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Thursday, May 4, 2006 11:12 AM

WILDIGSTART


36. *drinks*
37. *drinks*
38 just ketchup? nope.
39. *drinks*

40 I never played ‘mailman/postman’

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Thursday, May 4, 2006 11:47 AM

SASSALICIOUS


Starting from where I left off (#30 on JadeHand's list):

30.*drink*--wasn't my boss, but it was a higher up. man, I snapped off on her something fierce
31.*drink drink*--I've been to both
32.*no drink*--I've been driven/taken the bus on all my emergency room visits
33.*no drink*--I'm not that manipulative
34.*drink*--It was just a love tap AND it already had a few cracks and stuff in it. Wasn't my fault honestly, I slid on the ice. My parents car was scratched a bit though . . .
35.*drink*--It was a dare
36.*drink*--Socks and sandals is such a faux pas, but I did it once in 6th grade to try and keep the cold out (there was a foot of snow). Still ended up with minor frostbite anyway.
37.*drink*--Done it multiple times; low BP and really low weight as a child equalled many a faint upon standing up as a child
38.*no drink*--I HATE ketchup; most condiments actually
39.*drink*--I can put away more than a pint
40.*no drink*--Ummm?


Total drinkage (with previous): 24

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Thursday, May 4, 2006 2:04 PM

JADEHAND


Trying to keep organized, easy reference points...

32. I have never been in an ambulance.

33. I have never bought a present for someone, (because you liked it and knew they would end up giving it to you/leaving it to you in their will)

34. I have never accidently scratched someone's car (broken wing mirror etc...) and not owned up!

35. I have never licked a pole.
[edited for clarification] Not a Pole. A post/pole. Thing in the ground that sticks up into the air..sometimed has a sign attached...or a half nekkid spinning woman.

36. I have never worn socks with sandals.

37. I have never fainted.

38. I have never eaten ketchup/tomato sauce sandwiches.

39. I have never eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting.

40. I never played ‘mailman/postman’.

Drink- riding with/escorting patients
no drink
no drink
no drink...wait, does it count if you licked the woman attached to the pole? ...*drink
no drink
no drink
drink, burgers are sandwichs right?
drink, college ben and jerry's pints, mint chocolate cookie.
no drink. but um... nevermind.

41. I've never woken up beside someone I didn't remember laying down beside.




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Thursday, May 4, 2006 2:45 PM

COPILOT


This is why I don't play this game! I always end up drunk off my arse while every one is fraking sober! Life is ment to be experienced not observed!

An I carried such a torch

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Thursday, May 4, 2006 8:41 PM

SASSALICIOUS


Trust me, I'm drunk.

41.*drink*


42. I've never been to Noah's Ark (it's a waterpark in WI--biggest one in the U.S., i think).

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Thursday, May 4, 2006 9:36 PM

RHYIANAN


1. no drink
2. no drink
3. no drink
4. does jello twister count??? *takes a little drink*
5. no drink
6. no drink (I too, cannot stand the smell of cigarette smoke)
7. no drink
8. does a fractured wrist count? *takes a little drink*
9. drink (I didn’t break it on purpose though)
10. no drink
11. no drink
12. drink (it was for a play)
13. no drink (I’m not sure if anyone can handle star wars 3 a second time)
14. no drink (wow, I’m looking really boring)
15. drink (is it just me, or is the numbering system really off?) this is the out of country one
16. no drink (for the boot thing)
17. no drink (considering I’ve never had a girlfriend, or should I modify that to boyfriend’s mother?)
18. no drink (this doesn’t even deserve a comment)
19. drink (sometimes you aren’t sleeping where you thought you were)
20. no drink
21. no drink (llamas are scary)
22. no drink
23. no drink
24. no drink (never got around to watching the classic movies yet)
25. no drink (if I do see it, I hope I have my camera with me)
26. no drink
27. no drink (no cows around here to tip)
28. no drink (shivers at the thought)
29. no drink (but maybe I should, right now I’m looking boring)
30. no drink (public nudity is not my thing, but hey, some people juggle geese)
31. drink (star trek is hard to avoid)
32. no drink (I’ve usually liked my boss)
33. no drink (haven’t been to either)
34. no drink
35. no drink
36. no drink (I’m really looking boring)
37. no drink
38. drinks (the school I went to didn’t allow open toed shoes without socks)
39. drinks (I agree, it really freaks out the teachers)
40. drinks (on a dare)
41. no drink (although I might have if I wasn’t lactose intolerant)
42. no drink (wth?)
43. no drink
44. no drink (I’ve never even heard of it)

9 drinks....I wonder if that's a new record for fewest

45. I’ve never been attracted to someone of the same gender


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Thursday, May 4, 2006 10:22 PM

SERYN


ok, catch up time.

34, *no drink* - I did it deliberatly
35, No drink - I have licked a scandinavian before though...
36, drink, must have done as a kid at some point
37, drink, yup, once or twice
38, drinks, and sugar and crisps, I was a wierd kid.
39, drinks *a lot* -I got my head stuck under a radiator once
40, whut the?
41, Drink, I don't wish to talk about it.
42, no drink
43, drink.

ok, I think I'm well on my way to pickled.

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Thursday, May 4, 2006 11:26 PM

TAYEATRA


Ok then...

Where was I up to?

39.) Nope, don't think my stomach could take it!

40.)I don't even know what that is! So no.

41.)Ummm *drinks*... even though that's what got me into that situation in the first place...

42.)Never even been to america so no!

43.)*Drinks several shots in response* oops

and a new one...

44.)I have never withheld my number on a phonecall to someone I knew.

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Friday, May 5, 2006 1:41 AM

COPILOT


Darlin you are wonderful!

An I carried such a torch

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Friday, May 5, 2006 2:27 AM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges


Sorry im too Sober/drunk to understand this thread

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Friday, May 5, 2006 2:45 AM

SAFEAT2ND


37) almost..due to blood loss, no drink
38)drink. not my favorite sandwich.
39)no drink
40)drink I was young once...
41)Luckily, no coyote dates.
42)nope
43)nope
44)nope.

So I'm up to 17 +/-



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Friday, May 5, 2006 4:18 AM

RHODRI


45 I've never had intimate relations with a sheep!

Honest!

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Friday, May 5, 2006 4:29 AM

JADEHAND


Quote:

Originally posted by Jadehand:
Trying to keep organized, easy reference points...

From the nook:
I.
01. I have never danced with the devil in the pale moon light.
02. I never met a BDH.
03. I have never jumped out of an airplane.
04. I’ve never gone skinny dipping.
05. I have never cheated on my taxes.
06. I never played baseball.
07. I’ve never been to Mexico.

From Here:
II.
01. I have never... worn clothing made of rubber...
02. I have never kissed on a first date.
03. I've never slept with someone who's name I didn't know.
04. I have never wrestled in jello.
05. I have never taken any illegal narcotics.
06. I have never smoked.
07. I have never hunted any living thing.
08. I have never broken my arm.
09. I've never been involved in a foursome? oh wait... 5some.
10. I have never broken someone else's arm.
11. I've never been to Spain.
12. I have never dressed up as a member of the opposite sex.
13. I never snow skied.
14. I've never traveled outside of the border.
15. I've never watched the Star Wars episode III a second time.
15.5. I haaaave never ssshlept outshide on the doorshtep.
16. I have never worn a boot on my head.
17. I have never slept in the same room as my girlfriend's mother.
17.5 I've never gave a spider-monkey a reacharound while trying to pick up a Porto Rican immigrant in a Logan Airport.
18. I've never been arrested, well, not by an officer of the law.
19. I have never actually ridden a llama.
20. I have never practiced writing my signature with my first name and a celebrities surname.
21. I have never secretly replaced someones pet (the original having died whilst I was supposed to be looking after it.)
22. I have never seen Casablanca.
23. I have never seen the aurora borealis.
24. I Have never redecorated my school with deliberately misplaced items such as random traffic signs and construction cones and those barricades with the blinkers on them. (*Drinks*)
25. I have never gone cow tipping.
26. I have never shaved my scalp bald.
27. Have never done anything outrageous just so they can seem more cool and wild when playing this sort of game!
28. I have never danced naked in a water fountain.
29. I've never watched Star Trek.
30. I have never told my boss where to go.
31. I've never been to Disneyland. only Disneyworld.
32. I have never been in an ambulance.
33. I have never bought a present for someone, (because you liked it and knew they would end up giving it to you/leaving it to you in their will)
34. I have never accidently scratched someone's car (broken wing mirror etc...) and not owned up!
35. I have never licked a pole.
[edited for clarification] Not a Pole. A post/pole. Thing in the ground that sticks up into the air..sometimed has a sign attached...or a half nekkid spinning woman.
36. I have never worn socks with sandals.
37. I have never fainted.
38. I have never eaten ketchup/tomato sauce sandwiches.
39. I have never eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting.
40. I never played ‘mailman/postman’.
41. I've never woken up beside someone I didn't remember laying down beside.
42. I've never been to Noah's Ark (it's a waterpark in WI--biggest one in the U.S., i think).
43. I’ve never been attracted to someone of the same gender
44.)I have never withheld my number on a phonecall to someone I knew.
45 I've never had intimate relations with a sheep!



Complete list for reference.
responses to 42-45 n,n,d,n

46. I've never posted responses to these things without adding a 'I never'

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Friday, May 5, 2006 4:36 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Okay, let's see

40. *no drinks* to TWG's mailman but *drinks* to playing mailman when I was a kid. I used to write letters to my family members and then "deliver" them.

41. *drinks*

42. *no drinks*

43. (the same gender question) *no drinks*

44. not sure what this means so *no drinks*

45 *no drinks* ew.

48. I have never been white water rafting (but I'd really like to.)

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Friday, May 5, 2006 4:54 AM

TRISTAN


Lots and lots of ground to cover...

29 *drinks*
30 *drinks*
31 *drinks*
32 *doesn't drink*
33 *doesn't drink*
34 *doesn't drink*
35 *drinks* Yes, I have done some pole dancing...damn Drama Dept again...
36 *drinks*
37 *doesn't drink*
38 *doesn't drink*
39 *doesn't drink*
40 *doesn't drink* Not quite sure about that...
41 *drinks* But not in a bad way...Ren Faires, traveling, tents, just nothing evil
42 *doesn't drink*
43 *drinks* In a purely heterosexual, man-crush way.
44 *drinks*
45 *doesn't drink* Ewww (or, ewe, in this case)
There seem to be two 46's...so a drink and no drink.

47 (I hope) I have never been lost in the woods.

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Friday, May 5, 2006 5:21 AM

CALLMESERENITY


No problem. I just changed mine to 48. So we're kosher.

So 46: I've never *no drinks*

47: lost in the woods *drinks* It was great fun, too! Though the person I was with was freaking out. *sigh*

48, being my white water rafting one. Still no drinkies.




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Friday, May 5, 2006 10:10 AM

SASSALICIOUS


43.*drink*--I've met people I wouldn't mind making out with, but relationship wise I still go man only
44.*drink*
45.*no drink*--eww
46.*drink*--did it on my 2nd post, i think
47.*half drink*--I was drunk in the woods and it took me awhile to get home
48.*drink*--white water rafted in Denali Nat'l Park. So fun!

Total drinks: 29.5

49. I've never been caught toilet papering/other sorts of destruction someone's house

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Friday, May 5, 2006 10:46 AM

TAYEATRA


45.) No to the sheep thing.

46.)No... I play the game properly.

47.)*drinks* White water rafting is really good fun

48.) *drinks* I was a scout so lost in the woods at night was quite common!

49.) No to the destruction of property.

huh... my current count is rubbish. It was all those early ones. Only 14 drinks unless you count my multiples!

50.) I have never had anything other than my ears pierced.

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Friday, May 5, 2006 7:43 PM

WILDIGSTART


41 *drinks*
42 nope
43 *drinks
44 - 46 nope
47 nope, i can always find my way
48 *drinks*
49 nope...never caught...done it many many times...i can teach ya!
50 no piercings

51 I never slept with an animal (a real critter...not a man) in my bed

So I’m at 23, plus the additional 15 I took for having seen every episode of the six ST series and the 10 movies...38 drinks...Cozen, Sass, and I aint doing too well.

*sways on her feet*

*hic* never knew i was so wild...heh...need a drink after last night...come on...someone say somethin i’ve done...like danced on a table or asked to leave a strip club or dated siblings...*head hits the counter* Cozen? Can you tie me to this chair with you pretty silky ropes? Don’t wanna fall




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Friday, May 5, 2006 8:34 PM

SASSALICIOUS


50.*drinks*--should I drink for each piercing I've had other than my ear? 6.5 drinks (the half is for my industrial ear because it's not a "standard" ear piercing. at the moment though, i only have 2

51.*drink*--dad's dogs sometimes snuck in

Total: 37

Wildig--In high school we accidentally trashed a police officer's house because we hit the wrong one. Even though it was the wrong house, it was gratifying to escape, given that he was home at the time. Heheheh.

52. I've never been hit by a car.

*starts to get unstable*

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Friday, May 5, 2006 8:43 PM

COZEN


Lesseee... {edited due to quicker postery person}

Since I last passed out after #18.

pass on: 19, 20, 21, 24, 26, 28 (sigh), 31, 35 (sigh!), 37, 38, 39, 40 (referentially challenged, sigh!!!, must be a regional thang!), 42, 43, 45 (not for lack of opportunities though), 50.

So, that leaves... 17, oh, now 18 drinks. Plus the ohter 13, makes... something of a drunkard of me.

And she (sputtle) wants ME to (snorf!) tie... (cackle) anything?! Sorry, dearest, the cord-nayshun....

FOOM!

*nestles into wtartpillow*

Oh: Um, #53 (I hope), I have never ever never called an s/o "baby".


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Saturday, May 6, 2006 4:00 AM

JADEHAND


46. I've never posted responses to these things without adding a 'I never'
47. I have never been lost in the woods.
48. I have never been white water rafting (but I'd really like to.)
49. I've never been caught toilet papering/other sorts of destruction someone's house
50. I have never had anything other than my ears pierced.
51. I never slept with an animal (a real critter...not a man) in my bed.
52. I've never been hit by a car.
53. I have never ever never called an s/o "baby".


no.
tempararily confused about direction yes, lost no. *drinks
no
no
no piercings
*drinks, Friends cats like me.
no
I don't think so.

54. (here you go) Honestly, I've never entered a strip club, let alone been asked to leave.

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Saturday, May 6, 2006 9:17 AM

CITIZEN


01. I have never danced with the devil in the pale moon light.
I dance like a wounded duck on Ketamine
02. I never met a BDH.
*Drinks several times*
03. I have never jumped out of an airplane.
*doesn’t drink*
04. I’ve never gone skinny dipping.
*doesn’t drink*
05. I have never cheated on my taxes.
*doesn’t drink*
06. I never played baseball.
I’ve played rounders at school, same thing really, but with smaller bats *drinks*
07. I’ve never been to Mexico.
*doesn’t drink*

01. I have never... worn clothing made of rubber...
I can’t remember if I have or not *drinks to be on the safe side*
02. I have never kissed on a first date.
*drinks*
03. I've never slept with someone who's name I didn't know.
*doesn’t drink*
04. I have never wrestled in jello.
*doesn’t drink*
05. I have never taken any illegal narcotics.
*drinks*
06. I have never smoked.
*drinks*
07. I have never hunted any living thing.
*doesn’t drink*
08. I have never broken my arm.
*doesn’t drink*
09. I've never been involved in a foursome? oh wait... 5some.
It's hardly likely I'll find enough people willing to have a twosome with me *doesn’t drink*
10. I have never broken someone else's arm.
I’ve broken someone else’s toe sparring.
11. I've never been to Spain.
*doesn’t drink*
12. I have never dressed up as a member of the opposite sex.
*doesn’t drink*
13. I never snow skied.
*doesn’t drink*
14. I've never traveled outside of the border.
*drinks*
15. I've never watched the Star Wars episode III a second time.
I have never watched Star Wars III
15.5. I haaaave never ssshlept outshide on the doorshtep.
*drinks*
16. I have never worn a boot on my head.
*doesn’t drink*
17. I have never slept in the same room as my girlfriend's mother.
*doesn’t drink*
17.5 I've never gave a spider-monkey a reacharound while trying to pick up a Porto Rican immigrant in a Logan Airport.
*doesn’t drink*
18. I've never been arrested, well, not by an officer of the law.
*doesn’t drink*
19. I have never actually ridden a llama.
*doesn’t drink*
20. I have never practiced writing my signature with my first name and a celebrities surname.
*doesn’t drink*
21. I have never secretly replaced someones pet (the original having died whilst I was supposed to be looking after it.)
*doesn’t drink*
22. I have never seen Casablanca.
*doesn’t drink*
23. I have never seen the aurora borealis.
*doesn’t drink*
24. I Have never redecorated my school with deliberately misplaced items such as random traffic signs and construction cones and those barricades with the blinkers on them.
Work, not school. *doesn’t drink*
25. I have never gone cow tipping.
I kicked our cat off my mothers lap while still gestating in her womb, does that count? I mean cat tipping isn't the same thing but I hadn't even been born yet.
26. I have never shaved my scalp bald.
*drinks*
27. Have never done anything outrageous just so they can seem more cool and wild when playing this sort of game!
*doesn’t drink*
28. I have never danced naked in a water fountain.
*doesn’t drink*
29. I've never watched Star Trek.
*drinks*
30. I have never told my boss where to go.
*drinks* Egged him too *drinks*
31. I've never been to Disneyland. only Disneyworld.
I’ve been to the one in Paris. Do I drink for that?
32. I have never been in an ambulance.
*doesn’t drink*
33. I have never bought a present for someone, (because you liked it and knew they would end up giving it to you/leaving it to you in their will)
*doesn’t drink*
34. I have never accidently scratched someone's car (broken wing mirror etc...) and not owned up!
*drink*
35. I have never licked a pole.
[edited for clarification] Not a Pole. A post/pole. Thing in the ground that sticks up into the air..sometimed has a sign attached...or a half nekkid spinning woman.

*doesn’t drink*
36. I have never worn socks with sandals.
*doesn’t drink* I have never worn sandals and you can’t make me.
37. I have never fainted.
*drinks* blood loss, shock, you name it.
38. I have never eaten ketchup/tomato sauce sandwiches.
*drinks* all the time, but only with cheese, it’s nice.
39. I have never eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting.
*doesn’t drink*
40. I never played ‘mailman/postman’.
What now?
41. I've never woken up beside someone I didn't remember laying down beside.
*doesn’t drink*
42. I've never been to Noah's Ark (it's a waterpark in WI--biggest one in the U.S., i think).
*doesn’t drink*
43. I’ve never been attracted to someone of the same gender
*doesn’t drink*
44.)I have never withheld my number on a phonecall to someone I knew.
*doesn’t drink*
45 I've never had intimate relations with a sheep!
Are you implying I’m welsh? *doesn’t drink*
46. I've never posted responses to these things without adding a 'I never'
*doesn’t drink*
47. I have never been lost in the woods.
*doesn’t drink*
48. I have never been white water rafting (but I'd really like to.)
*doesn’t drink*
49. I've never been caught toilet papering/other sorts of destruction someone's house
*doesn’t drink*
50. I have never had anything other than my ears pierced.
*doesn’t drink*
51. I never slept with an animal (a real critter...not a man) in my bed.
*doesn’t drink*
52. I've never been hit by a car.
*drinks*
53. I have never ever never called an s/o "baby".
*doesn’t drink*
54. (here you go) Honestly, I've never entered a strip club, let alone been asked to leave.
*drinks*

I’m not sure what the I have never question is supposed to be. It’s usually something you’ve done, but you guys seem to be doing it differently, at least I hope to god ( I've never had intimate relations with a sheep!) you guys are doing it differently.

So is it something I’ve done or not?

I’ll post one as soon as I know what I’m supposed to post .




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Saturday, May 6, 2006 10:34 AM

JADEHAND


I've done both depending on rather or not I felt like drinking.

For example:
55. I've never been with a prostitute. No drinky.
56. I've never been present at an orgy. *drinks*

Now I've done the last three questions. someone else's turn.


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Saturday, May 6, 2006 11:09 AM

CITIZEN


55. I've never been with a prostitute.
*Doesn't Drink*
56. I've never been present at an orgy.
*Doesn't Drink*

I have never been able to think of questions for these things.

(I tried for ages, I'll try again properly soon...)



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Saturday, May 6, 2006 1:03 PM

WILDIGSTART


52 *drinks*
53 *drinks*
54 *drinks*
55, 56, 57 passes

58. I never ordered a coffee.

You see? She's not a junkie or mentally ill, she's gifted!--Momma Roxy

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Saturday, May 6, 2006 2:09 PM

SASSALICIOUS


54.*drink*
55.*no drink*
56.*no drink*
57.??
58.*DRINK DRINK*. I love my coffee.

59. I've never taken swimming lessons (but I'm a damn good swimmer!)

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Saturday, May 6, 2006 2:34 PM

COPILOT


I have never snowboarded down a flight of stairs indoors.

An I carried such a torch

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Saturday, May 6, 2006 11:27 PM

SERYN


59, drink

60, no drink, though we regularly used to put matresses on the stairs and slide down them. Was fun!

61, I've never got so drunk I thought I was Eliza Dolittle and started singing 'I could have danced all night' on the way home.

*drink, drink, and um, drink* (that I can remember)



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Sunday, May 7, 2006 1:08 PM

JADEHAND


55. I've never been with a prostitute.
56. I've never been present at an orgy.
57. I have never been able to think of questions for these things.
58. I never ordered a coffee.
59. I've never taken swimming lessons (but I'm a damn good swimmer!)
60. I have never snowboarded down a flight of stairs indoors.
61. I've never got so drunk I thought I was Eliza Dolittle and started singing 'I could have danced all night' on the way home.


no drink
drink
drink
No Drink. never understood coffee. Don't get perrier either.
Drinks. I'm really an excellent swimmer. definitely. definitely an excellent swimmer. was on a swim team.
no drink Never snowboarded in or out of doors.
No drink ...who? But I've done the sing and dance thing so... *drink.

62. I've never understood why some people think Renée Zellweger is cute. I mean what color are her eyes? she squints constantly like she's in horrible pain. ...maybe it's just me.



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Sunday, May 7, 2006 2:16 PM

CITIZEN


58. I never ordered a coffee.]
*Drink*
59. I've never taken swimming lessons (but I'm a damn good swimmer!)
*Drink*
60. I have never snowboarded down a flight of stairs indoors.
*Drink*
61. I've never got so drunk I thought I was Eliza Dolittle and started singing 'I could have danced all night' on the way home.
Well I've easilly been that drunk, but I've never actually done that... I'll drink anyway.

62. I have never gone to the Oktoberfest in Munich arrived at the tent at 9:30 (in the morning) to find a litre mug of beer sitting on the table ready for me and continued to drink through to about 11 that night...



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Sunday, May 7, 2006 3:23 PM

COPILOT


34 drinks. I'm not saying which ones.

An I carried such a torch

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Sunday, May 7, 2006 5:59 PM

SASSALICIOUS


Up to 42 drinks.

Not time for a proper post.

Sugarfree Red Bull is my GOD!!!!

53./54. I've never been so drunk I pissed myself.


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Monday, May 8, 2006 11:23 AM

JADEHAND


63. I have never gone to the Oktoberfest in Munich arrived at the tent at 9:30 (in the morning) to find a litre mug of beer sitting on the table ready for me and continued to drink through to about 11 that night...

64. I've never been so drunk I pissed myself.

nope
nope

65. I've never been south of Earth's equator.


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