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Thirteenth floor: hidey triskaidekaphobia is nice.

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Saturday, March 4, 2006 5:44 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by Jadehand:
Well, I'd make a pretty good bouncer, but with both Seryn and CMS in the band, I'd rather be a groupie...with a backstage pass.



I've got two words for you - tambourine player. It's like being a groupie but you get to ride the bus.

David

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Saturday, March 4, 2006 5:44 AM

CITIZEN


Drummer? No way!

When everyone else is off selecting Groupies and partying the drummers still stuck packing away their gear.

Though I could do it, if I wanted too, Obviously I can hit things, and counting to four, no problem, obviously, I can prove it, I can prove I can count too four, you want me too prove it?



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Saturday, March 4, 2006 5:47 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
I play a mean coke bottle.



And I have 12 lovingly preserved vintage half liter glass coke bottles. So we can do a full 12 tone scale.

David

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Saturday, March 4, 2006 6:02 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Yes, Cozen. Prove it.

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Saturday, March 4, 2006 6:03 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Quote:

Originally posted by daveshayne:

And I have 12 lovingly preserved vintage half liter glass coke bottles. So we can do a full 12 tone scale.




Ooh, nice! But are you sure you want to trust me around your vintage glass coke bottles? I can be a bit clutzy.

Ooops! *smash*

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Saturday, March 4, 2006 7:40 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Ooh, nice! But are you sure you want to trust me around your vintage glass coke bottles? I can be a bit clutzy.

Ooops! *smash*



*sigh*

Well I guess we can set the shards in concrete and have a nice faux 60s faux diner look to the bar.

*sigh*

David

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Saturday, March 4, 2006 7:47 AM

CALLMESERENITY


I'm very good at tile mosaics, if that helps.

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Saturday, March 4, 2006 7:51 AM

JADEHAND


Right then, tambourine player. I like to ride the bus. No.....Not the short one. *sigh*


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Saturday, March 4, 2006 8:02 AM

SERYN


Quote:

We still need a drummer. If you can count to four and hit things your in.


I can do that! I can get althe way up to ten (yeah, before I have to take my socks off)

And I do a mean impression of Amimal (yup, seen to be belived, remind me in Atlanta)


So I hereby forsake my position as triangle player and make a dash at the drumkit.


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Saturday, March 4, 2006 8:02 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
I'm very good at tile mosaics, if that helps.



It's a start.

David

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Saturday, March 4, 2006 8:04 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by Jadehand:
Right then, tambourine player. I like to ride the bus. No.....Not the short one. *sigh*



Och, laddie. There's nought wrong wit riding the short bus.

David

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Saturday, March 4, 2006 8:06 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by seryn:
So I hereby forsake my position as triangle player and make a dash at the drumkit.



Well, we'll be losing a great triangle player... but sure go ahead and get all Animal on the drums.

David

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Saturday, March 4, 2006 8:07 AM

JADEHAND


Quote:

Originally posted by seryn:

And I do a mean impression of Amimal (yup, seen to be belived, remind me in Atlanta)


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OK, I do want to see that.


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Saturday, March 4, 2006 8:17 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Me, too! I will write it down so I don't forget to ask to see it!

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Saturday, March 4, 2006 8:36 AM

COZEN


Serenity: Guy Gavriel Kay.

google him, he's an author of historical fantasies. Trust me.



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Saturday, March 4, 2006 8:50 AM

CITIZEN


So you want me too prove it do you?
Clearly merely counting to four is proof I have what it takes to be a drummer.

You wouldn't prefer a sports question?



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Saturday, March 4, 2006 9:30 AM

COZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by citizen:
You wouldn't prefer a sports question?



Yeah, actually. Um, what's Khalil Greene's OPS vs. right-handed picthing, based on the 2005 MLB season?

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Saturday, March 4, 2006 9:54 AM

CITIZEN


Oh yeah, that's a good one that is, that's gone right up my flag pole that one has, I'm saluting that one.

That's a great question. A question really worht answering.



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Saturday, March 4, 2006 11:52 AM

LIGHTMEDARK


Quote:

Originally posted by Jadehand:
I like to ride the bus. No.....Not the short one. *sigh*



i'm the reason they made short busses

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Saturday, March 4, 2006 12:08 PM

SIMONWHO


Ooo, finally a position suitable for me in a band. I can hit things. Watch!

*smack*

See? (Sorry Sean)

And I can count to four. Look!

One! Two! Five! (Three sir) Damn. Yes, Three! Four!

See? See? I pass the audition right?

My total lack of rhythm isn't going to be a problem, is it?

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Saturday, March 4, 2006 12:11 PM

CITIZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by SimonWho:
Ooo, finally a position suitable for me in a band. I can hit things. Watch!
*smack*
See? (Sorry Sean)


No problem, happens all the time, recently...



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Saturday, March 4, 2006 1:11 PM

CALLMESERENITY


ROFLMAO!!

Very funny Seanny.

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Saturday, March 4, 2006 2:02 PM

JADEHAND


sorry LMD I think they were around before you. And for the record, I don't have a problem with short buses or their occupants.


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Saturday, March 4, 2006 2:08 PM

LIGHTMEDARK


they were made in anticipation of me, of course ;p

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Saturday, March 4, 2006 8:23 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by SimonWho:
My total lack of rhythm isn't going to be a problem, is it?

I believe there is a surgical treatment for that now. It's not a cure but with the proper treatment, diet and exercise you will be dancing the Rumba. Or for a slight aditional fee the Conga.

Though it is rather academic as Seryn is playing the drums. We still need a tambourine player or three or we have an opening for the triangle.

David

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Sunday, March 5, 2006 4:36 AM

XEROGRAVITY


I'm ignorant.

I haven't followed this thread as all of you have. (through it's many "floors").

I know this.

I was driven out, one of my postswas deleted (a post in which I defended myself)...

I was called a "dessicated abortion", and the person who called me such a thing was defended by "Citizen".

I never cursed, I never called anyone a foul name, I never did anything to invite this measure of nastiness into my life.

I was invited to leave, and did so ~ after realising my posts were censored and that I was intruding on you hormonal universe of flirtation. (my parting shot... I told all of you that the 13th floor was mine)


Seryn:

Ya, Hi-5 Citizen. BUT

Go re-read the earlier threads that spawned the 13th-floor and also go check out how citizen would defend "ScorpionRegent".

Be careful darlin... you've got a nasty lil monster in your midst.

But hey...

You wanna flirt with monsters, so be it. Let them whisper in you ear. The history is out there for you to look at.

What am I?

XG

I'm zero gravity. Totally weightless.


No such thing as gravity. The "Earth-that-was" just sucks.

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Sunday, March 5, 2006 4:43 AM

CALLMESERENITY


I used to have to ride a short bus. It was the only one that went to the school my brother and I had to go to. We were bussed to another school because the one we were supposed to attend was too crowded. I remember everyone teased us for having to ride the short bus, but I didn't mind. Ever notice how handicapped people tend to be nicer than regular people? That was the lesson I learned riding the short bus.



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Sunday, March 5, 2006 5:48 AM

SERYN


Zero,

Sod off.


Actually no, you stay right here. feel free to continue ranting on about thigs well in the past.


Everybody else - http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=18542


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Sunday, March 5, 2006 12:38 PM

RIVER6213


Wow! So this is where all the cool people hang out!

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Sunday, March 5, 2006 12:40 PM

RIVER6213


Quote:

Originally posted by XeroGravity:
I'm ignorant.

I haven't followed this thread as all of you have. (through it's many "floors").

I know this.

I was driven out, one of my postswas deleted (a post in which I defended myself)...

I was called a "dessicated abortion", and the person who called me such a thing was defended by "Citizen".

I never cursed, I never called anyone a foul name, I never did anything to invite this measure of nastiness into my life.

I was invited to leave, and did so ~ after realising my posts were censored and that I was intruding on you hormonal universe of flirtation. (my parting shot... I told all of you that the 13th floor was mine)


Seryn:

Ya, Hi-5 Citizen. BUT

Go re-read the earlier threads that spawned the 13th-floor and also go check out how citizen would defend "ScorpionRegent".

Be careful darlin... you've got a nasty lil monster in your midst.

But hey...

You wanna flirt with monsters, so be it. Let them whisper in you ear. The history is out there for you to look at.

What am I?

XG

I'm zero gravity. Totally weightless.


No such thing as gravity. The "Earth-that-was" just sucks.




Leave these nice people alone you creepoid!

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Ladiessss and Gentlemennnn!!!!! Welcome to Madison Square Garden for the most ultimate battle of egos in which the Earth-that-Was has ever witnessed!!! River6213 versus Xerogravity in a 15 round exhibition of wit, cunning and mindless stupidity on a level that has never been witnessed by human eyes!!!!!!

In the Blue corner, weighing in at 110LBS, wearing her Blue and purple battle suit with matching boots....RIVER6213!!!!!

*** The crowd goes wild and the band starts to play some weird homeland song that no one has ever heard of before, while River6213 demonstrates some quick, martial arts maneuvers on a practice dummy that was placed in the ring for this very purpose***

In the Red corner, weighing in at 240LBS, out fitted in hiz Red and black I'm-gonna-get-my azz handed-to me adventure outfit....XEROGRAVITY!!!!

*** The crowd goes wild again with cheers even though not one of them know why they are cheering, and Xerogravity shifts about nervously, while some grannies in the front row start to rip off their bras and throw them in the ring***

REFEREE:
"Okay you two. No low blows, no rabbit punches, and keep the condescending, and pretentious comments to a minimum."

RIVER6213:
"This is IT for you blowboy. Time for you to pay the price for your lack of vision!"

XEROGRAVITY:
"You think you got what it takes to knock me down you half-baked, broke-back girl?"

**The bell sounds**

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Sunday, March 5, 2006 3:33 PM

XEROGRAVITY


River90210:

Call me chivalrous, but I ain't never hit a woman. Met a few I'd like to choke in my day..

**starts shadow-boxing, humming the Rocky theme, warming up for the fight**

Bring it on eco-feminist chic.

Also, tell the ref it's 6'1" and 185 lbs... handsome and dashing to the last. Be forewarned, I was a gladiatorial cage-fighter trained in the nun-chuks back in my wild nomadic days. And my super-hero suit is brown suede (a coat, a browncoat).

XG


No such thing as gravity. The "Earth-that-was" just sucks.

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Sunday, March 5, 2006 3:37 PM

XEROGRAVITY


I forgot to mention... I also had a side-job where I wore a gorilla suit and stomped on Samsonite luggage.

**shout's "Adrieeeeeeeen"**

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Sunday, March 5, 2006 4:04 PM

RIVER6213


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*** The referee moves off to the side, and the crowd grows livid with excitement backed by catcalls, and chants… RIVER, RIVER, RIVER!!!!***

"River 90210? Eco-feminist chic?" River thinks angrily as she sets her jaw and moves towards Xerogravity who is arrogantly standing in the middle of the ring...

ESBN Reporter #1: “River6213 looks to be in fine shape. It looks like her strategy will be to get a fast knockout on Xerogravity early instead of going the whole 15 rounds with him”

ESBN Reporter #2: “Who can forget last months fight when River6213 went toe to toe with The Citizen, and the major upset in all of forum, boxing history when he knocked her down? That was definitely a 1st for her”

ESBN Reporter #1: “Yeah, I know, we were there, and I still can’t believe it. She’s a veteran of many forums, and to have had that happen, especially at the height of her forum, fighting career proved to be damaging. Rumor has it that she hoping a quick take-down of Xerogravity might restore her title as number #1 smack-talker”

ESBN Reporter #2: “Well, we will see about that. Looks like River making a move…”


Xerogravity, You cruise all over this forum, doing your best to piss people off. I noticed that you disagree with people not because you are trying to make any relevant points, but you disagree with them for the sole purpose of pissing them off…that is your whole purpose; that’s your whole act. You just want to be Mr. Devils Advocate. Face it, you just are a mean person...you like being mean...you are a mean man.”

ESBN Reporter #1: “Wow, that punch to Xerogravity’s head looked like it had to hurt”

ESBN Reporter #2: “That’s nothing. Xerogravity’s taken more then that in his day. River6213’s going to have to do better than that.”

ESBN Reporter #1: "Oh, I have a feeling that she will"




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Sunday, March 5, 2006 8:42 PM

XEROGRAVITY


River:

I ain't trying to piss anyone off. But I apparently succeed in doing so (whether I intended to or not).

Do you honestly think I would swing on a woman?

I'd let you beat me senseless (and probably to the point of death) before I'd ever take a swing at you or any other woman for that matter. I'd laugh the whole time.

But if you're in a dark alley facing thugs you'd never wish for a better ally. I'm the last of my kind.

Chivalry ain't dead. But chivalrous fools are prolly getting murdered by women like you.

Death by a 1000 paper cuts.

XG

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Sunday, March 5, 2006 9:32 PM

RIVER6213


WWWWhat??? You are not gonna fight me because I'm a woman??? What the hell is this? You WILL fight me. You will. So fraking what if I'm a woman? So what if I'm crazy, or insane?...you WILL fight me. Don't give me that honor crap!
This is not fair. I engaged in jedi training for this...I trained for weeks! Now you give me this BS about not hitting a woman?
***Sigh***

*** HOLODECK PROGRAM 00ALPHA-501: RIVER6213 VS XEROGRAVITY ENDED ***

This is all so no fair. Men have without a doubt have beat the crap out of women throughout history. Now we get the so-called "enlightened" man who is afraid to engage in a simple argument with a women in a chat room???? Something is wrong here.
*** place soundless scream here ***

Maybe I'm insane. Maybe I've finally gone over the edge, and I think I might have. So, this is what the edge looks like? I've always wondered about those people you see from time to time walking about, talking to themselves, and pushing a grocery cart full of garbage, now I know HOW they got there.

You could have gone along with all of this. We all could have had a good laugh at ourselves being clever and stupid at the same time. We could have all been witty, clever and it would have been fun for all involved, but noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! You had to play Mr. Sensitivity Man, which is surprising because you are always mean to people, which is the reason I picked your sorry azz for this.

I'm at the height of my career. I am the best there is in my field. I make so much money now that I dont have to worry about anything, but here I sit, in this Firefly chat room trying to gain the respect of you brown coats who are like some kinda weird snobs from another dimension, who could care less about anyone, or anything. What the frak am I doing? What does this all mean? So now I know what it means to be insane. Citizen was right! I think I better go find a good shrink and make him/her rich, and figure out what the frak is wrong with me.

Or better yet, I think I'll go jump into the lake.

You can join me if thats your thing.

River









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Sunday, March 5, 2006 10:28 PM

SERYN


[ whisper ]Psssssst... River, we're all on the Fourteenth floor!
You're welcome to join us, even he is, but you have to play nice!
[ /whisper ]

Oh, Xero, please, cut the sexist crap, some woman is hitting you? you hit her right back.

Besides *grin* what would your mates say if they found out you'd been beaten up by a 90lb girl?

right, thats my requisit quote for the day



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Monday, March 6, 2006 12:01 AM

RIVER6213


Quote:

Originally posted by seryn:
[ whisper ]Psssssst... River, we're all on the Fourteenth floor!
You're welcome to join us, even he is, but you have to play nice!
[ /whisper ]

Oh, Xero, please, cut the sexist crap, some woman is hitting you? you hit her right back.

Besides *grin* what would your mates say if they found out you'd been beaten up by a 90lb girl?

right, thats my requisit quote for the day



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Seryn, you gentle soul. You have always had a kind word for me, and for that I thank you from the bottom of what little heart I have left.

River


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Monday, March 6, 2006 11:54 AM

RIVER6213


So much for having a forum fight with Xerogravity. He ran like a whipped pup! What's the matter Xerogravity, afraid you were gonna get beatup by a crazy woman? And after all I the training I did to prepare... Oh, well, so much for the big fight on the Thirteenth floor.

Xerogravity you chicken!


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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 3:55 AM

XEROGRAVITY


I'm gonna do something I've never done before River90210... I'm gonna tell you a personal story from my life...

Once upon a time, I was driving down the highway and I saw some nutjob beating the livin fuck out of his girlfriend. Why? Only they know.

I drove my jeep over the median strip and put it in park, all macho-like.

I got out, stopped him from beating on his woman, and next thing I know, the witch is on my back. I mean literally, on my back. I laid him out with one punch, and next thing I know that crazy bitch stabbed me in my forehead with a knife (I got the scar dead-center on my melon to prove it).

She wasn't fuckin around either. She wanted to kill my ass, was aiming for the eyes I'd imagine. Nothin like a knife in the brain to end your existence, right through the eyesockets.

"Get off my boyfriend..." (followed by every name in the book I'd imagine) was all I heard.

I thought I was being all heroic-like. Instead, I encountered a crazy-woman who prolly was gettin an ass-beating she secretly desired (and deserved).

There ain't no heroic end to this story. No profound pronouncements of worthwhile memory. I was speechless... threw her off my back, bloodied from the knifewound, couldn't believe I was being attacked by a woman I'd just tried to save. I climbed inside my jeep and sped the fuck out of dodge. I had nothin to say cuz frankly I couldn't believe that woman would attack me for defending her. I wish I could go back and say something, anything. But you just can't imagine how insanely twisted this sort of thing is. I think it's normal nowadays.

From now on, I see someone (anyone) gettin fucked up on the side of the road, they are on their own. But hey. Everyone in this day and age is fuckin mentally ill.

That was the last time I'll ever get in the middle of other people's trouble. Those fuckers should kill each other on "Jerry Springer". Not in public.

XG

and PS... feel free to retire to "the elite" floor 14: this was always my private floor to begin with... ain't the penthouse, but sure as hell ain't the basement either. My own, private hell *winkNshit*


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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 8:53 AM

RIVER6213


Quote:

Originally posted by XeroGravity:
I'm gonna do something I've never done before River90210... I'm gonna tell you a personal story from my life...

Once upon a time, I was driving down the highway and I saw some nutjob beating the livin fuck out of his girlfriend. Why? Only they know.

I drove my jeep over the median strip and put it in park, all macho-like.

I got out, stopped him from beating on his woman, and next thing I know, the witch is on my back. I mean literally, on my back. I laid him out with one punch, and next thing I know that crazy bitch stabbed me in my forehead with a knife (I got the scar dead-center on my melon to prove it).

She wasn't fuckin around either. She wanted to kill my ass, was aiming for the eyes I'd imagine. Nothin like a knife in the brain to end your existence, right through the eyesockets.

"Get off my boyfriend..." (followed by every name in the book I'd imagine) was all I heard.

I thought I was being all heroic-like. Instead, I encountered a crazy-woman who prolly was gettin an ass-beating she secretly desired (and deserved).

There ain't no heroic end to this story. No profound pronouncements of worthwhile memory. I was speechless... threw her off my back, bloodied from the knifewound, couldn't believe I was being attacked by a woman I'd just tried to save. I climbed inside my jeep and sped the fuck out of dodge. I had nothin to say cuz frankly I couldn't believe that woman would attack me for defending her. I wish I could go back and say something, anything. But you just can't imagine how insanely twisted this sort of thing is. I think it's normal nowadays.

From now on, I see someone (anyone) gettin fucked up on the side of the road, they are on their own. But hey. Everyone in this day and age is fuckin mentally ill.

That was the last time I'll ever get in the middle of other people's trouble. Those fuckers should kill each other on "Jerry Springer". Not in public.

XG

and PS... feel free to retire to "the elite" floor 14: this was always my private floor to begin with... ain't the penthouse, but sure as hell ain't the basement either. My own, private hell *winkNshit*


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Xerogravity,

STOP CALLING ME RIVER90210!!!

Anyway...where was I? Oh. Back when I was younger, prettier, angrier, and much more of a smart-mouth than I am today, I dated a lot of men. None of them would have dared to abuse me physically because it was clear to them that they most likely would die by way of gunshot to the head, which of course I would have been sent to a female, correctional facility for the next 5 or 10 years, and treated to sexual assaults by way of toilet-plunger, by “Big Berth, and the Sunshine girls” The guys I dated all knew that I practiced at the shooting club all the time and some of them would join me, and those guys were impressed with my gun collection, and my ability to shoot the hairs off a flies ass from a very far distance.

But if I had accidentally picked a knuckle-dragging, Neanderthal, and while driving back from some club he started some crap that ended with us, on the side of the road, with him kicking the crap out of me, and some unknown guy in a jeep pulls up, drags my abusive boyfriend off of me and kicks his ass right there…I would have been thankful, and as a reward for this unsuspecting hero, I would have called him “My Hero” taken him home regardless if he were married or not, and let him fuck me senseless.

Xerogravity, even though you are a complete jerk and God’s just waiting for you to die so he can kick your ass up close and personal, what you did for that stupid girl was an act of true heroism…even though that bitch couldn’t see it, and its too bad that your only reward for your heroic efforts were insults and a knife to the head. You didn’t deserve that at all.


River


You still are a wimp for running away from me when I was trying to fight you.

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 3:04 PM

XEROGRAVITY


Fine. I'll drop the 90210. Although I personally thought it was funny as hell.


You claim you think my story sounds heroic but I neglected to add the one detail that always turns it into the running joke of my life.

The woman stabbed me in my forehead with a butterknife. Not a bowie knife, not a sword from "The Highlander" movie, not even a switchblade or a razorblade.

Yours truly got pegged with a butterknife of all things. And I have a 1" scar dead-center in my forehead to remind me everyday. I suppose it actually gives me some character, but people always ask me how I got it.

Imagine sitting around with your buddies comparing notes on scars.

Buddy #1: "I got my scars in combat carrying a wounded man on my shoulders through heavy machine gun fire and mortar shrapnel. My training and courage saved me."

Buddy #2: "I got my scars when I killed a 21 foot hammerhead shark with a boot-knife while wreck diving for Spanish dubloons. My trusty blade saved me."

me....

"A woman stabbed me in the forehead with a butterknife on the side of some highway. My thick skull saved me."

Very heroic.

XG


No such thing as gravity. The "Earth-that-was" just sucks.

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 6:29 PM

LIGHTMEDARK


i found the 90210 amusing as well...

:o

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 9:43 PM

RIVER6213


Quote:

Originally posted by LightMeDark:
i found the 90210 amusing as well...

:o

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*sigh*

What is this? Pick on River day?

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 9:47 PM

RIVER6213


Quote:

Originally posted by XeroGravity:
Fine. I'll drop the 90210. Although I personally thought it was funny as hell.


You claim you think my story sounds heroic but I neglected to add the one detail that always turns it into the running joke of my life.

The woman stabbed me in my forehead with a butterknife. Not a bowie knife, not a sword from "The Highlander" movie, not even a switchblade or a razorblade.

Yours truly got pegged with a butterknife of all things. And I have a 1" scar dead-center in my forehead to remind me everyday. I suppose it actually gives me some character, but people always ask me how I got it.

Imagine sitting around with your buddies comparing notes on scars.

Buddy #1: "I got my scars in combat carrying a wounded man on my shoulders through heavy machine gun fire and mortar shrapnel. My training and courage saved me."

Buddy #2: "I got my scars when I killed a 21 foot hammerhead shark with a boot-knife while wreck diving for Spanish dubloons. My trusty blade saved me."

me....

"A woman stabbed me in the forehead with a butterknife on the side of some highway. My thick skull saved me."

Very heroic.

XG


No such thing as gravity. The "Earth-that-was" just sucks.




LOL!!!!

You are so funny! I think I like swapping stories with you! You make me laugh which is a rare thing!
LOL!!! a butter knife!

River

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Wednesday, March 8, 2006 12:21 PM

LIGHTMEDARK


no, it's not pick on river day...i just thought it was funny because you have all those numbers behind your name. i would have been amused at anyone90210, lol

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Wednesday, March 8, 2006 4:33 PM

XEROGRAVITY


Lightmedark might be amused, but I sure as hell ain't.

River90210 (ya I renegged on my pledge about the #s... u r 90210).

I have a 6th sense about you. Somethin ain't quite right.

I'm just not trustin you darlin.

Methinks the lady is too easily amused. Methinks she needs to get her ass to a nunnery (Hamlet is my god of doubt)...

Here...



There's my pic.

If this will satisfy you, albeit it won't cure me of my doubts about you (I think you're a sneaky witch and manipulator)... this is a pic of me: you can clearly see the attempted butterknife labotomy scar. And no, I'm not a natural blonde... it was purely an attempt to get laid... I'm naturally bruntette.

And I'm back to brunette with longer hair since this photo. But back to you...

Here's what I learned:

(1) blondes don't have more fun. It's a myth.

and

(2) My IQ dropped instantaneously by 25 points when I dyed... Unleash the blonde jokes ad nauseum cuz blonde truly = dumbness.

XG



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Thursday, March 9, 2006 11:21 AM

SERYN


Quote:

By Xero - Imagine sitting around with your buddies comparing notes on scars.

Buddy #1: "I got my scars in combat carrying a wounded man on my shoulders through heavy machine gun fire and mortar shrapnel. My training and courage saved me."

Buddy #2: "I got my scars when I killed a 21 foot hammerhead shark with a boot-knife while wreck diving for Spanish dubloons. My trusty blade saved me."

me....

"A woman stabbed me in the forehead with a butterknife on the side of some highway. My thick skull saved me."

Very heroic.



A scar is a scar is a scar!

And you know that a load of sitting round comparing them is just one step short of getting the ruler out at frat parties (or the photocopier for the technologically advanced ones)

I got my most prominent scar (my top lip) by falling off a gate and used my face as a break (as you may be wondering, yes I was blonde as a kid) funny story, i'll tell you sometime.

So, yeah, by that same token, a knife is a knife.

Why am I attempting to soothe your whole ego thing? You annoy the hell out of me! (but you also amuse me greatly, thank you dear)

I'm gonna bugger off now.

River -the 90210 thing doesn't amuse me either, must be a hormonal thing...

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Thursday, March 9, 2006 5:14 PM

RIVER6213


Quote:

Originally posted by XeroGravity:
Lightmedark might be amused, but I sure as hell ain't.

River90210 (ya I renegged on my pledge about the #s... u r 90210).

I have a 6th sense about you. Somethin ain't quite right.

I'm just not trustin you darlin.

Methinks the lady is too easily amused. Methinks she needs to get her ass to a nunnery (Hamlet is my god of doubt)...


There's my pic.

If this will satisfy you, albeit it won't cure me of my doubts about you (I think you're a sneaky witch and manipulator)... this is a pic of me: you can clearly see the attempted butterknife labotomy scar. And no, I'm not a natural blonde... it was purely an attempt to get laid... I'm naturally bruntette.

And I'm back to brunette with longer hair since this photo. But back to you...

Here's what I learned:

(1) blondes don't have more fun. It's a myth.

and

(2) My IQ dropped instantaneously by 25 points when I dyed... Unleash the blonde jokes ad nauseum cuz blonde truly = dumbness.

XG



No such thing as gravity. The "Earth-that-was" just sucks.




*yawn* I'm tired.
Why do you think I belong in a nunnery, and how am I being a witch and a manipulator? Do you feel manipulated by me? I had no idea that I was manipulating you. And also, why do you persist in calling me River90210, I thought you said you were gonna stop that? Just curious. I'm really tired right now, but I thought I would respond to your meaness only because I hate going to sleep knowing that you got the last word.

River



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Thursday, March 9, 2006 5:49 PM

GELASSENHEIT


[sees sign reading ELEVATOR]
oh, there it is!!! Now where the hell is the bathroom!

Gelassenheit means Serenity

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Friday, March 10, 2006 2:13 AM

XEROGRAVITY


River90210:

Actually I don't think any of that. Just wanted to rattle your cage and put you back in a fighting mood. Although I'm sure if you had both a motive and the means to manipulate me, you certainly would (you are a female after all, it's in your nature).

Go get some coffee and come back swinging...


XG

PS ~ I updated my photo.

Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it.
Dr. Frank. N. Furter

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