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Wednesday, April 01, 2009 13:42    TIMES READ: 890
Bad news for Adam Baldwin- I wish we could help...
CHRISISALL
"Over the years you have slurred the meaning of the words, WE...THE...PEOPLE"
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AIP News, Los Angeles
Last night actor Adam Baldwin, currently starring in the NBC series "Chuck," was arrested in a downtown Los Angeles motel with three prostitutes, and is now in jail pending bail. There were reports of loud noises coming from the room, which prompted the 911 call that led to his arrest at the "All Nighter Motel" on Wilshire Boulevard just south of Brentwood.
"My client was simply doing his part to stimulate the local economy," stated his attorney Vera Callahan.


http://152.339LAlink2nthinAIP.com


Do I gotta say it?


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KWICKO
Officially the Angriest Man on the Internet™.

Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 13:46



Chris, what the hell are you talking about?

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CHRISISALL
"Over the years you have slurred the meaning of the words, WE...THE...PEOPLE"

Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 13:47



What day is it?


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BYTEMITE

Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 13:49



Clearly, acting as Jayne in the movies and series has been a bad influence.

...Is it wrong if I'm kind of proud of him? o.0

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CHRISISALL
"Over the years you have slurred the meaning of the words, WE...THE...PEOPLE"

Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 13:52



Again, what day is it?


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BYTEMITE

Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 13:56



Oh you.

I guess the lawyer's comments should have been a giveaway. Lawyers never have a sense of humour.

EDIT: Doh! And a firefly reference. Hey, it's early, kind of.

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CHRISISALL
"Over the years you have slurred the meaning of the words, WE...THE...PEOPLE"

Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 14:15



Haken's one was better.


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WASHNWEAR
"Who is this Vod K'Nockers of which you speak?"

Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 14:26



Nice one, nice one! Like ByteMite says, ya had me 'til the lawyer's parting comment.

Adam's safe word: BUNK

ETA: Correct spelling of "ByteMite".



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ZEEK

Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 14:27



I'm proud of Adam. He's leading by example. These old laws are just silly. We need to rise up and show that we aren't going to take it anymore. I'm with you Adam!

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FREELANCERTEX
"I'm gonna show you a world without sin."

Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 14:31



see, it was the lack of a link that gave it away for me, i looked for it even before i read the quote. :P thats how i usually tell if what i'm reading is legit or not. good one chris XD
good ole jayne lol



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KWICKO
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Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 14:34



Ah, you got me - kind of. I knew something was screwy when I saw the lawyer's name was "Vera" - I just didn't realize what you were getting at. Musta forgot it was April Fool's!

Carry on...

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NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 14:50



I was watchin' for it this year.
How come ya always pick on Adam, never Nathan?

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FREELANCERTEX
"I'm gonna show you a world without sin."

Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 15:02



Quote:

Originally posted by Chrisisall: http://152.339LAlink2nthinAIP.com[/quote]
LOLZ u added a linke? really?? XD



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BLUESUNCOMPANYMAN
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Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 15:03



Chris,

You had me for about 4 seconds. I had just got finished reading about Google's CADIE website, so why I bought into your post immediately is a wonder. http://www.google.com/intl/en/landing/cadie/index.html

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CHRISISALL
"Over the years you have slurred the meaning of the words, WE...THE...PEOPLE"

Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 15:09



Quote:

Originally posted by freelancertex:

LOLZ u added a linke? really?? XD


Made it look more official-like.


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CHRISISALL
"Over the years you have slurred the meaning of the words, WE...THE...PEOPLE"

Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 15:28



Quote:

Originally posted by NewOldBrownCoat:

How come ya always pick on Adam, never Nathan?

I wasn't aware that I had any April Fools-Adam fixation...


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GILOVE2DANCE
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Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 15:38



I knew right away that Adam would NEVER ever ever EVER do anything like that. He loves his wife and kids too much.

Like the attorney's! Cute tie-in.

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CHRISISALL
"Over the years you have slurred the meaning of the words, WE...THE...PEOPLE"

Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 15:47



Quote:

Originally posted by Gilove2dance:
I knew right away that Adam would NEVER ever ever EVER do anything like that. He loves his wife and kids too much.


Yeah, it should be an obvious gag to folks that know Adam's family life.


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NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 16:08



Quote:

Originally posted by chrisisall:
Quote:

Originally posted by NewOldBrownCoat:

How come ya always pick on Adam, never Nathan?

I wasn't aware that I had any April Fools-Adam fixation...


The laughing Chrisisall


Take the " ya" as generic, not specifically you. But wasn't it a couple of years ago that somebody posted an item about a gay magazine outing Adam? And there was something about Adam last year too, if I remember correctly. Enough of a trend that when I saw a header about Adam,
I
figured it immediately.

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MSA

Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 16:52



Couldn't you have tried to make it believable??

HUGS Chrisisall

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BYTEMITE

Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 16:55



Jayne? Married happily with children? My brain just broke.

Well, good for Adam, anyway. :)

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OPPYH

Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 17:03



Quote:

Originally posted by Bytemite:
Jayne? Married happily with children? My brain just broke.



Yeah, I know. Where's that get fun?

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CHRISISALL
"Over the years you have slurred the meaning of the words, WE...THE...PEOPLE"

Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 23:00



Quote:

Originally posted by MsA:

HUGS Chrisisall


Happy April Fools, my sweet.


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PLYTLE
Hey, I think somebody took the sky from me . . .

Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 02:21



You know, I was waiting, prepared, for an April Fool's Day joke all day long and nothing came. Nothing! Then I let my guard down, and . . .

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GROOSALUGG
"Is there evil to vanquish?"

Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 02:59



I remember when April Fool's jokes were a little classier and more imaginative than just making up defamatory stories about people. Defamatory, and potentially hurtful, to a guy with a wife and kids. Sure hope none of his family or friends visit this site.

This is the kind of thing that made me suspicious of the news about Andy Hallett initially, until I read it from a couple of reputable sources. Because there are people out there who think that starting those kinds of rumors is funny as hell...

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MISSTRESSAHARA
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Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 03:03



With the title of the thread I thought it was about CHUCK not getting renewed so I got worried, then I read it was about him and hookers and I breathed a sigh of relief.

{{{*********~A footer is the closing of an article, not a kinky sex move~*********}}}


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SHINYGOODGUY
Here's something you can't do.

Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 07:24



Hey Chris,

Vera Callahan - brilliant!

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JEWELSTAITEFAN

Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 07:48



Only 3??

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Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 11:50



You are so bad! LOL

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RALLEM
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Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 12:43



I too was almost hood winked in until I read the lawyer's response.



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CHRISISALL
"Over the years you have slurred the meaning of the words, WE...THE...PEOPLE"

Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 15:52



Quote:

Originally posted by Groosalugg:
Defamatory, and potentially hurtful, to a guy with a wife and kids. Sure hope none of his family or friends visit this site.


Oh, comeon, like Adam wouldn't find it funny, especially the 'sitmulus' gag.

If he asked for an apology, I'd surely give him one, but I think he'd understand the spirit of the joke.
(Maybe I should have gone with the "Adam gets knighted & gives up acting" one I considered...)


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GROOSALUGG
"Is there evil to vanquish?"

Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 20:18



Quote:

Originally posted by chrisisall:
Oh, comeon, like Adam wouldn't find it funny, especially the 'sitmulus' gag.

If he asked for an apology, I'd surely give him one, but I think he'd understand the spirit of the joke.
(Maybe I should have gone with the "Adam gets knighted & gives up acting" one I considered...)


I honestly don't know what he'd find funny, but I can say that in his place, I wouldn't find it funny at all. All it takes is one or two people who don't read beyond the first post and don't realize it's a joke to start going around on other sites and saying "Hey, did you hear about Adam Baldwin and the hookers?"

Isn't the goal of a good April Fool's joke to make people believe it's true? Where's the humor in trying to make people believe something pretty despicable (considering that he has a wife and kids) about one of our favorite actors? Where's that get fun?

Sorry, Chris, but I don't think this was one of your better moments...

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CHRISISALL
"Over the years you have slurred the meaning of the words, WE...THE...PEOPLE"

Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 20:23



Quote:

Originally posted by Groosalugg:

Isn't the goal of a good April Fool's joke to make people believe it's true?

I thought it was to make peeps believe something...until the last line (Vera Callahan), at least that's how I do it.

Nobody reading this here is not a Firefly fan; I didn't post it at a Chuck site- peeps believing it would read further & SEE it's a joke.
I think you're over-reacting, my friend.


Okay, what's Adam's #? I'm gonna call him & see....


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MSA

Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 20:55



OH please Adam would laugh his head off. Everyone on the planet knows he's happily married and adores his wife and kids.. that's why I said Chrisisall should have picked something more believable. Adams a very relaxed guy and has shown an awesome sense of humor. I don't think he'd freak.

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
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CITIZEN
He who arrives at a conclusion by faith cannot be moved by reason

Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 21:03



Quote:

Originally posted by Groosalugg:
"Hey, did you hear about Adam Baldwin and the hookers?"


Suck it up crybaby.

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CALHOUN

Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 21:25



Thats why I never kiss'em on the mouth.

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GROOSALUGG
"Is there evil to vanquish?"

Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 22:19



Well, then since nobody else seems to see anything wrong with this, I already have a cool idea for next April Fool's: "Alan Tudyk charged with DUI and vehicular manslaughter after running over three small children. Witnesses heard him shout 'I am a leaf on the wind!' before gunning his engine and taking direct aim on a group of pedestrians crossing a crowded LA street."

That'll be hysterical!!





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MSA

Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 22:31



LOL ok I can totally picture that in a cartoonish kind of way...giggle.
Alan with maniacal expression wildly driving through neighborhoods screaming " I am a leaf on the wind" out of his window....

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
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