firefly sux by cobistevensfriend

BLUE SUN ROOM FAN FICTION - GENERAL

COBISTEVENSFRIEND

firefly sux
Saturday, April 15, 2006

firefly sux

CATEGORY: FICTION TIMES READ: 1969 RATING: 4 SERIES: FIREFLY

fireflysuxfireflysuxvfireflysuxfireflysuxfireflysuxfi reflysuxfireflysux. One day old malcom renolds was walking along when suddenly flippy from the haooy tree friends got a chainsaw and chopped him. Then the terminator got a gun and shot the rest of the stupid crew. Then an ultimate showdown happened. Newgrounds slaughtered the ships, the teletubies got guns and blew em up even though i hate the teletubies! Pow Pow goes every one shoots at the serinity and firefly people until they all die. Every1 lives a happy life.

COMMENTS

Saturday, April 15, 2006 3:15 PM

COBISTEVENSFRIEND

this is about firefly sux

Saturday, April 15, 2006 3:28 PM

OMFG! Who do you think you are! Come to a firefly fansite and type that? Are you mental! This isn't a firefly hate stite! Go back to you junker of a web site!

Saturday, April 15, 2006 3:29 PM

OMFG! Who do you think you are! Come to a firefly fansite and type that? Are you mental! This isn't a firefly hate stite! Go back to you junker of a web site!

Saturday, April 15, 2006 3:39 PM

MIRANDAISTHEKEY

what an ass... if you want to bash firefly, try a firefly bashing site, not that you'll find one... don't come here.

Saturday, April 15, 2006 3:43 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

TROLL go away ,ruttin' troll

Saturday, April 15, 2006 3:47 PM

A decent attempt to be sure, but a little lacking in story substance, and the characterizations were pretty weak.

Better luck next time.

Saturday, April 15, 2006 4:04 PM

smooth move, ex-lax

Saturday, April 15, 2006 4:31 PM

I thought the plot was a little weak...

Saturday, April 15, 2006 4:31 PM

you know everyone comenting on that just makes him enjoy it more! some of you people should really read this in case you don't know what you're dealing with: http://members.aol.com/intwg/trolls.htm

Saturday, April 15, 2006 4:57 PM

wut a fucking thunder cunt!!!!

Saturday, April 15, 2006 5:05 PM

how can u hate firefly??????????????????????????????????????
i dont get it....

Saturday, April 15, 2006 7:14 PM

i'm gonna have to rate this story as
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^(all swears i can think of and those that i cannot.)^

Saturday, April 15, 2006 8:26 PM

This gem reminds me of a writing assignment my class had to do way back in 5th grade. We were supposed to write a paper on the changing seasons. One of my smart ass classmates turned in a paper less than a minute after the assignment was given. The teacher promptly called him up and said: "I'm going to need a little more than this". What he turned in read only: "The snow melted". Needless to say he received an "F" on that assignment.

Saturday, April 15, 2006 9:28 PM

It's one thing to bash Firefly but its another to bash Firefly using bad grammer. Shame really.

Sunday, April 16, 2006 12:45 AM

YOU brilliant man BASH FIREFLY!! ( gets a Chainsaw and kills malcom reynolds)

Sunday, April 16, 2006 12:47 AM

c i do have fans well at least 1

Sunday, April 16, 2006 12:47 AM

The crew of Serenity couldn't beat MegaMan for shiz.

Sunday, April 16, 2006 12:49 AM

2 fans now

Sunday, April 16, 2006 12:50 AM

I think this site is about the most crap and bad characters to grace the beautiful TV, even the Black Scorpion could look good next to the sack of crap that is Firefly.

Sunday, April 16, 2006 12:52 AM

Also the Black Scorpion has balls.

Sunday, April 16, 2006 12:53 AM

Unlike Mal

Sunday, April 16, 2006 2:50 AM

Oh how sad some one must be to come to a fan site just to tarnish it so. It is really quite pathetic. What sad little person would bother? You must be very lonely to have to search the web just to try and offend people!

Sunday, April 16, 2006 4:03 AM

BRAINSPECIALIST

Could have used more dialogue.

Personally, I think he left it on a cliffhanger.

Sunday, April 16, 2006 5:15 AM

Too bad there isn't a rating of '0' one can choose. 'Cause that's what this person obviously is.

Sunday, April 16, 2006 8:39 AM

Awful characterisation. Little to no plot. Shocking use of grammar and punctuation.

I think you might benefit from a beta tester.

Better luck next time.

Sunday, April 16, 2006 9:06 AM

TWO "fans", eh? don't flatter yourself, dearie. if you look at the numbers after the anonymous tag, you'll notice THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME.
now, i suggest you crawl back under that rock you came from and at least TRY to get over yourself. i mean, i know it's difficult, but if the fans of a show that "sux" so badly can do it, i think you can.

b

ps. what exactly does firefly suck? lollipops?

Sunday, April 16, 2006 9:08 AM

YOU BASTARD!!!!!!! Rot in Hell, whoreson!!!!!! Hwoon danh, pien duo djoh chow renh!!!!!

Sunday, April 16, 2006 9:10 AM

P.S.: You wanna bash something, DO IT RIGHT!!!!! Not this piece of fei hua, you stupid, sad little man!!!!!

Sunday, April 16, 2006 10:02 AM

Somebody Reaver this guy.

Sunday, April 16, 2006 10:04 AM

oh, with pleasure...

b

Sunday, April 16, 2006 5:26 PM

What a JACKASS.

Go waste your breath on people who CARE.

If you think Firefly sucks, you need serious mental help.

Sunday, April 16, 2006 6:15 PM

Oh, Puhlease, people. Don't feed the troll. Let him troll away and ignore his stupidity.

Monday, April 17, 2006 12:49 AM

people hoo say i used shocking grammar and crap just make me crack up i mean its not even a stroy 4 craps sake!!!

Monday, April 17, 2006 12:55 AM

o and the tags r the same coz they were done by brothers cobi and bolton u idiots!!!!!!!!!

Monday, April 17, 2006 8:44 AM

Poor boy, he tries to gather a coherent argument, or even sentence, but it appears to simply be beyond him.

Monday, April 17, 2006 12:21 PM

Didn't i tell you Joss Wheldon was gay?

Monday, April 17, 2006 5:09 PM

COBISTEVENSFRIEND

yeah u did

Monday, April 17, 2006 6:30 PM

I just wonder how empty this guy's life must be, that he takes the trouble to log on to a website dedicated to a show he hates, and then trashes it. What's that all about?

Still, someone who can barely string a coherent sentence together obviously doesn't get out much.

My advice: get a pet, you freak, since I doubt you could get a date.

Monday, April 17, 2006 6:50 PM

F*** off, Joss Wheldon can't make an series which is perfect, Ray Harryhausen's films have better effects, characters, plots then Firefly would ever have, oh and you know what? I hope Joss Wheldon doesn't get Firefly ressrected and he gets bankrupt, and then all of the crew and actors and scriptwriters would be out of a job, and the sentence that Simon said to River in the movie is "That's for Chickens to laugh at." how lame is that, they must have been smoking crack to do that!

Tuesday, April 18, 2006 3:28 AM

How sad you have nothing beter to do.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006 3:42 PM

Just ignore this fecking idiot.

But why may I ask have you bothered to post this ill written shit?

I mean did you ever stop to think that by posting this that your scoring hits on this website, i.e. making it more popular.

Anonymous (144.132.214.99), why the hell are you comparing Joss Whedon to Ray Harryhausen exactly? For starters, Harryhausen makes stop motion films, where as Whedon makes live action. Harryhausen's last film was 2002, and before that it was 1981. Serenity was Whedon's first feature film.

No-one can make a series that is perfect, because believe it or not, everyone has different tastes. For instance, I have different tastes to say the hillbilly's that posted this crock of shite.

Saturday, April 22, 2006 12:05 AM

y ignore me

Sunday, April 23, 2006 2:44 AM

XSWEETSERENITYX

I think its amusing how half the anonymous postings were done within minutes of each other and you responded to them so very fast. So unless your a schizophrenic with several different personalities I say your arguement are total fucked shit. So hunny, some advice. Take a few speech and grammer classes. Get a job. Try to get laid. And then get a life.

PS~It's really lame that you come to a site just to bash someone elses hobbies. It sounds like you could use your own. I really dont give a fuck if you post your shit but dont get your panties in a twist when people say fuck you.

PSS~Fuck you

Sunday, April 23, 2006 2:44 AM

XSWEETSERENITYX

I think its amusing how half the anonymous postings were done within minutes of each other and you responded to them so very fast. So unless your a schizophrenic with several different personalities I say your arguement are total fucked shit. So hunny, some advice. Take a few speech and grammer classes. Get a job. Try to get laid. And then get a life.

PS~It's really lame that you come to a site just to bash someone elses hobbies. It sounds like you could use your own. I really dont give a fuck if you post your shit but dont get your panties in a twist when people say fuck you.

PSS~Fuck you

Sunday, April 23, 2006 2:44 AM

XSWEETSERENITYX

I think its amusing how half the anonymous postings were done within minutes of each other and you responded to them so very fast. So unless your a schizophrenic with several different personalities I say your arguement are total fucked shit. So hunny, some advice. Take a few speech and grammer classes. Get a job. Try to get laid. And then get a life.

PS~It's really lame that you come to a site just to bash someone elses hobbies. It sounds like you could use your own. I really dont give a fuck if you post your shit but dont get your panties in a twist when people say fuck you.

PSS~Fuck you

Sunday, April 23, 2006 2:44 AM

XSWEETSERENITYX

I think its amusing how half the anonymous postings were done within minutes of each other and you responded to them so very fast. So unless your a schizophrenic with several different personalities I say your arguement are total fucked shit. So hunny, some advice. Take a few speech and grammer classes. Get a job. Try to get laid. And then get a life.

PS~It's really lame that you come to a site just to bash someone elses hobbies. It sounds like you could use your own. I really dont give a fuck if you post your shit but dont get your panties in a twist when people say fuck you.

PSS~Fuck you

Sunday, April 23, 2006 2:44 AM

XSWEETSERENITYX

I think its amusing how half the anonymous postings were done within minutes of each other and you responded to them so very fast. So unless your a schizophrenic with several different personalities I say your arguement are total fucked shit. So hunny, some advice. Take a few speech and grammer classes. Get a job. Try to get laid. And then get a life.

PS~It's really lame that you come to a site just to bash someone elses hobbies. It sounds like you could use your own. I really dont give a fuck if you post your shit but dont get your panties in a twist when people say fuck you.

PSS~Fuck you

Sunday, April 23, 2006 2:44 AM

XSWEETSERENITYX

I think its amusing how half the anonymous postings were done within minutes of each other and you responded to them so very fast. So unless your a schizophrenic with several different personalities I say your arguement are total fucked shit. So hunny, some advice. Take a few speech and grammer classes. Get a job. Try to get laid. And then get a life.

PS~It's really lame that you come to a site just to bash someone elses hobbies. It sounds like you could use your own. I really dont give a fuck if you post your shit but dont get your panties in a twist when people say fuck you.

PSS~Fuck you

Monday, April 24, 2006 12:25 PM

Swearing is bad

Monday, April 24, 2006 12:32 PM

Anonymous (144.132.214.99), why the hell are you comparing Joss Whedon to Ray Harryhausen exactly? For starters, Harryhausen makes stop motion films, where as Whedon makes live action. Harryhausen's last film was 2002, and before that it was 1981. Serenity was Whedon's first feature film.

Yeah it was his first film but it sucked so bad. If he made another film I hope it fails and he becomes a hobo and harry hausen did make live action and only his monsters were stop motion i feel sorry for who ever said harry hausen did not do live action

Monday, April 24, 2006 12:36 PM

OMFG! Who do you think you are! Come to a firefly fansite and type that? Are you mental! This isn't a firefly hate stite! Go back to you junker of a web site!

i know this is a bit late but our sites are 10x better than yours and this junker of a site. god i wish i never apoligised. and if you say well you had more time well EXCUSE ME!! YOU could of token more time into your site o and thanx for making some bad fan fics i can tease about Jack firefly

Monday, April 24, 2006 12:36 PM

i mean that i had more time

Tuesday, April 25, 2006 9:40 PM

Anonymous (144.132.214.99) whos side r u really on?

Tuesday, April 25, 2006 9:41 PM

COBISTEVENSFRIEND

oh yeah hes on my side

Tuesday, April 25, 2006 9:45 PM

COBISTEVENSFRIEND

lol i know jack firefly to

Thursday, April 27, 2006 5:38 AM

Is there a troll country for the blue sun room? There should be.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 8:45 PM

Who exactly are the "Haooy Tree Friends"? Also, you need help. Grammatically.

Friday, September 14, 2007 2:42 PM

BRAINSPECIALIST

I think this story suffers from a lack of pie.

Apart from that - Genius!

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