BLUE SUN ROOM FAN FICTION - HUMOR

2X2

Mutually Agreeable
Wednesday, April 14, 2010

I realized today there are a few little fics that never got posted over here, so I thought I'd catch up and post them. This one's a definite crack!fic ;o) Inara, Mal and Simon, setting some ground rules.


CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 2529    RATING: 10    SERIES: FIREFLY

Mutually Agreeable Word Count: 232 Spoilers: None Characters/Pairing: Inara, Mal, Simon. Prompt: Inara, Mal and Simon - "mutually approved" Author's Note: Written for agentrouka


Inara glared at Mal, her hands on her hips as Simon groaned on the floor.

"Obviously we need to set some mutually approved ground rules," she said, forcibly reigning in her anger.

"What do you mean?" asked Simon nasally from where he still sat on the floor, his hand pressed to his bloodied nose.

"I mean, we handle this like adults. We'll set a timetable," she explained calmly.

"You mean like, who gets to spend time with who and when?" Mal asked warily.

"Exactly," replied Inara. "Now, here's what I propose. Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays will be for you and I, Mal. Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays will be for Simon, leaving Sundays for each of us. Fair and logical, and no one needs to get hurt. Are we agreed?"

Simon and Mal exchanged glances and then both nodded.

"Good," Inara said firmly.

"Well, uh, I guess that makes it our day," said Mal with a smug grin.

"I guess it does," Inara agreed as the three of them nodded and she helped Simon to his feet. She looked at his face, wincing with compassion. "Sorry about your nose," she apologized lightly, and then headed back up to her shuttle.

They watched her go and then Mal wiped the blood from Simon's nose with a gentle swipe of his thumb, pulling the other man close with a smile. "Now, where were we--?"

COMMENTS

Wednesday, April 14, 2010 12:39 PM

BYTEMITE


!

Wednesday, April 14, 2010 12:40 PM

BYTEMITE


Ha, okay, suckered. That deserves a prize.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010 1:35 PM

MINCINGBEAST


ambush slash! eek!

Wednesday, April 14, 2010 2:11 PM

2X2


Hehehe! Yes, when I first wrote this, I shocked quite a few people *G* No one was expecting the twist, which is what made it so fun! Tee hee hee!

Wednesday, April 14, 2010 2:39 PM

PLATONIST


surprise surprise:)

Wednesday, April 14, 2010 9:53 PM

JANE0904


Snigger. And very well done!

Friday, April 16, 2010 5:01 PM

GILLIANROSE


Clever!!! This was quite a surprise when I read it the first time, very nice :) I like the idea of Inara hitting someone, you know she's good at it.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010 5:04 PM

ANOTHERSKY


That one line...I'd like to be able to say it, but I can't, so I won't.


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